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2013-08-05 08:04:34 PM  
KAYFABE CLINTSTER ENGAGED!

Omigod, why did they make Daniel Bryan eat steak? Didn't they know he's a vegan??1?
 
2013-08-05 08:04:39 PM  
Oh god he looks like Sandow!
 
2013-08-05 08:04:51 PM  
Lowest reaction in weeks.  Super job.
 
2013-08-05 08:04:57 PM  
Daniel Bryan should come out to "Sharp Dressed Man"
 
2013-08-05 08:05:01 PM  

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 426x571]

Q1: Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?


The SPoiler
 
2013-08-05 08:05:10 PM  

Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)

what?!  and you call yourself a fan?  ;)

The limes reference links to the entrance music that Shaeamus uses.  I think the line actually says, "too many lies".  However, the way it's been auto-tuned, it sounds like it's saying, "too many limes".  Someone pointed that out in a thread a long time ago, and it stuck like glue, lol.

/lime status = pending

ADD THAT TO THE WIKI PAGE. I DIDNT KNOW THAT! :0)


It might be a good idea to have a FWC farkisms page explaining the origins of these things for the newer folks

Seamus - Limes
Henry - peas
Orton - hide you bags
etc.
 
2013-08-05 08:05:19 PM  
Tonight the grudenza will be mine
 
2013-08-05 08:05:35 PM  

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 426x571]

Q1: Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?


Ted DiBiase
 
2013-08-05 08:05:47 PM  
I like the messy DB
 
2013-08-05 08:05:50 PM  
I was hoping for a bowtie in the beard or something.
 
2013-08-05 08:05:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Oh god he looks like Sandow!


Sandow interrupts and we get DBD vs Sandow as 30 minute Main Event?
 
2013-08-05 08:06:08 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)

what?!  and you call yourself a fan?  ;)

The limes reference links to the entrance music that Shaeamus uses.  I think the line actually says, "too many lies".  However, the way it's been auto-tuned, it sounds like it's saying, "too many limes".  Someone pointed that out in a thread a long time ago, and it stuck like glue, lol.

/lime status = pending

ADD THAT TO THE WIKI PAGE. I DIDNT KNOW THAT! :0)

It might be a good idea to have a FWC farkisms page explaining the origins of these things for the newer folks

Seamus - Limes
Henry - peas
Orton - hide you bags
etc.


There is. Look up "FWC memes"
 
2013-08-05 08:06:08 PM  

Karate Explosion: Literally here for 1 post, so I have to make it count. Wife is in hospital for a few days... Severe UTI from all the sex, I have to assume. Also, if you're curious what sex is (because I'm not sure if any of you ever had it, what with the wrestling and pony obsession, look it up on the internet. I recommend it.)

I also enjoy that I'm referenced as the current top heel. A position I hope that I never..... EVER..... Lose to some jobber.

I've worked hard to bud a such disdain for wrestling fans and ponies alike (except of course for the NPO, as we have mutual enemies).

With that, I state the obvious, why the hell is this not in the entertainment tab? The sports tab should be reserved for articles about athletes... Not oiled up soap operas.

A bid you all a fair goodbye until next week, where I can hopefully tease you all with the fervor and depreciation you all deserve.


We at the FWC wish Karate Explosion's wife's vagina the best in all it's future endeavors.
 
2013-08-05 08:06:15 PM  
JACKED UP,

PED SCANDAL, PED SCANDAL!
 
2013-08-05 08:06:26 PM  

Moss covered three handled grudenza: Tonight the grudenza will be mine


That thing is mine! You can bite it!
 
2013-08-05 08:06:27 PM  
"Someone who wears CARGO SHORTS, for example and sell you a bunch of stuff you don't need...."

*chokes on dinner* XD;;
 
2013-08-05 08:06:42 PM  

Tenor Reaper: He's actually eating steak; I love it. NO D-BRY YOU'LL LOSE YOUR WITCHY VEGAN POWERS

/and now he kind of looks like Damien Sandow


He sure is shiat does doesnt he?

Oh and Hey FWC whats going on in this thread?
 
2013-08-05 08:06:50 PM  
Are we sure this is GB because I can actually hear the crowd?
 
2013-08-05 08:06:50 PM  
Cargo shorts and a bright yellow T-shirt.

Sell a bunch of stuff you don't actually need, lol.  Danielson the hippie liberal freak.
 
2013-08-05 08:06:56 PM  
I'm going to take you back to a very deciding point in my life--a time when I believed in something. A time when I thought that my face and my name made a difference. Do you remember the night, Shining Wizard, because it's embedded in my skull, it's embedded in my heart and it's embedded in every nightmare I'll ever have. As Captain Steroid took a broken bottle and began slicing and dicing Luckless Wonder, the pain was so much that, I'll be honest with you, Shining, I wanted to say, 'I quit, Captain Steroid, I give in, I wave the flag and I'm a coward--just please don't hurt me anymore.' Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Shining, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life.

'Post Ponies.' Somebody had taken the time and the effort and the thought to make a sign that said 'Post Ponies.' And I saw other people around, as every moment in my life stopped and focused in on that sign and the pain that shot through my body became a distant memory--replaced by a thought which will be embedded in my skull until my dying day! Post Ponies. Post Ponies. Junior Wonder is an eight-year-old little boy--you sick sons of biatches. You ripped out my heart, you ripped at my soul, you took everything I believed in and you flushed it down the damn toilet. You flushed my heart--you flushed my soul--and now it sickens me to see other people make the same mistake. You see, Shining Wizard, I have to listen to my little boy say every day, 'Daddy, I miss Farkistan,' and I say, 'That's too bad, son because your dad traded in the Victorian house for a sweatbox on Proboards Forums. Your dad traded in a hundred-thousand-dollar contract, guaranteed money, insurance, respect and the name on the dotted line of the greatest man in the world--to work for a scumbag who operates out of a little pissant pawnshop in Japan.' You don't expect me to be bitter? Shining, when you open up your heart, when you open up your soul and it gets shiat on, it tends to make Luckless a very mean boy. And so, I say to you--before I take these aggressions out on you, to look at your future and realize that this hardcore life is a lie, that these letters behind me are a blatant lie, that those fans who sit there and say, 'He's hardcore, he's hardcore, he's hardcore,' wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you selfish son of a biatch!

But I want you to understand, Shining, though he's hurt you time and again, Supercampion wants you to understand that the hatred I have in here is not for you. No, no--far from it. You see, Shining, I'm not doing this because I hate you--I love you, girl! I only want the best for you--but when I hear that [REDACTED] called up your number and you said, 'No thank you'--well, it makes my blood run cold. As cold as that night in the Fark arena. And so I got a moral obligation--you see, Shining, I'm on the path of righteousness and righteous men wield a lot of power. So if I've got to drag you by your face to that telephone and dial connect and say, 'Hello, Drew, it's me, Luckless, and though I know I've burned my bridge, and I'll never be taken back with open arms--I've got a wrestler who would gladly trade in his Fark shirt for a pair of green suspenders.' And Shining, just think of that sound in your ear when Uncle Drew says, 'Welcome home, Shining Wizard , welcome home.'

/NPO-4-lyfe
 
2013-08-05 08:07:09 PM  
Cena even booed in mark central
 
2013-08-05 08:07:24 PM  
hmm...Corporate DBD should have more manscaping...
 
2013-08-05 08:07:27 PM  
t0.gstatic.com Yes!
 
2013-08-05 08:07:35 PM  
Is he being a heel?
 
2013-08-05 08:07:38 PM  
Hey Bryan! I LIKE Fruiy Pebbles!

/FWCenation for life!
 
2013-08-05 08:07:52 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-05 08:07:56 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'm going to take you back to a very deciding point in my life--a time when I believed in something. A time when I thought that my face and my name made a difference. Do you remember the night, Shining Wizard, because it's embedded in my skull, it's embedded in my heart and it's embedded in every nightmare I'll ever have. As Captain Steroid took a broken bottle and began slicing and dicing Luckless Wonder, the pain was so much that, I'll be honest with you, Shining, I wanted to say, 'I quit, Captain Steroid, I give in, I wave the flag and I'm a coward--just please don't hurt me anymore.' Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Shining, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life.

'Post Ponies.' Somebody had taken the time and the effort and the thought to make a sign that said 'Post Ponies.' And I saw other people around, as every moment in my life stopped and focused in on that sign and the pain that shot through my body became a distant memory--replaced by a thought which will be embedded in my skull until my dying day! Post Ponies. Post Ponies. Junior Wonder is an eight-year-old little boy--you sick sons of biatches. You ripped out my heart, you ripped at my soul, you took everything I believed in and you flushed it down the damn toilet. You flushed my heart--you flushed my soul--and now it sickens me to see other people make the same mistake. You see, Shining Wizard, I have to listen to my little boy say every day, 'Daddy, I miss Farkistan,' and I say, 'That's too bad, son because your dad traded in the Victorian house for a sweatbox on Proboards Forums. Your dad traded in a hundred-thousand-dollar contract, guaranteed money, insurance, respect and the name on the dotted line of the greatest man in the world--to work for a scumbag who operates out of a little pissant pawnshop in Japan.' You don't expect me to be bitter? Shining, when you open up your heart, when you open up your soul and it gets shiat on, it ten ...


Cute. But if you mess with one wizard,

You get them all.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-05 08:07:58 PM  

Moodybastard: hmm...Corporate DBD should have more manscaping...


They skipped the brazilian scene

DBD IS A WRESTLER!
 
2013-08-05 08:08:05 PM  

verbaltoxin: Igor Jakovsky: Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)

what?!  and you call yourself a fan?  ;)

The limes reference links to the entrance music that Shaeamus uses.  I think the line actually says, "too many lies".  However, the way it's been auto-tuned, it sounds like it's saying, "too many limes".  Someone pointed that out in a thread a long time ago, and it stuck like glue, lol.

/lime status = pending

ADD THAT TO THE WIKI PAGE. I DIDNT KNOW THAT! :0)

It might be a good idea to have a FWC farkisms page explaining the origins of these things for the newer folks

Seamus - Limes
Henry - peas
Orton - hide you bags
etc.

There is. Look up "FWC memes"


Ahhh, granted I havent been on there since a few days after it started.
 
2013-08-05 08:08:25 PM  
"He's a SUPERSTAR.  He's in MOVIES.  He's on the box of cereal.  And look at me.  I'm 5'8".  I've got this scraggly beard.  I'm from the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest.  How could someone as lowly as me beat a SUPERSTAR like John Cena, who's been king of the mountain for 10 years?

I'll tell you why.

Because John Cena is an ENTERTAINER, and Daniel Bryan is a WRESTLER!"

YES YES YES chants
 
2013-08-05 08:08:25 PM  
Did they import a crowd from somewhere????
 
2013-08-05 08:08:33 PM  
Wrestler!

Yes chants from GB. What in the world is going on here? I can't even kayfabe to this.
 
2013-08-05 08:08:35 PM  
Holy crap, did they just decide to finally let DBD cut a promo
 
2013-08-05 08:08:43 PM  
Repeat trivia question:

1. Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?
 
2013-08-05 08:08:45 PM  
YES! You're a wrestler!
 
2013-08-05 08:08:48 PM  
The butthurt in the Internet Wrestling Community after Summerslam will be epic.
 
2013-08-05 08:09:09 PM  
Whoa, is he allowed to say wrestler that much? I thought there was a ban on that. XD

Wait, who's getting fired?
 
2013-08-05 08:09:21 PM  
If Daniel mentions any indy, he might explode Vince's head
 
2013-08-05 08:09:27 PM  
Come on... Don't ruin DB.  He was way over with his comedic stuff... don't try to turn him in to Punk 2.0.

We get it Vince... he's indy.
 
2013-08-05 08:09:38 PM  
Oh please oh please be the start of a paradigm shift.

Please.
 
2013-08-05 08:09:40 PM  
"And I just might - it's happened before."

Beautiful.
 
2013-08-05 08:09:43 PM  
It's happened before.... lulz
 
2013-08-05 08:09:48 PM  
Kayfabe

These corporate makeovers are awesome

They need to do them more

/nPo
 
2013-08-05 08:09:55 PM  
"Here's what John Cena doesn't want to admit.  If John Cena gets fired tomorrow, he goes back to his 20 cars, he goes back to his multimillion dollar mansion, and he will never wrestle again.  If I get fired tomorrow - and I might, it's happened before - if I get fired tomorrow, you'll see me in every little armory, every little dirtbox out there, because I LOVE WRESTLING!

That's funny, it seems to me that you people love wrestling too."

YES YES YES chants
 
2013-08-05 08:09:56 PM  

verbaltoxin: Repeat trivia question:

1. Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?



I wasn't right with the Spoiler?
 
2013-08-05 08:10:09 PM  
www.chicagomag.com Yes!
 
2013-08-05 08:10:10 PM  
This may well be DBD's best non-comedy promo I've heard in a while...if not ever.
 
2013-08-05 08:10:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: 1. Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?


The Spoiler (Don Jardine).
 
2013-08-05 08:10:33 PM  
Nice AJ BJ sign
 
2013-08-05 08:10:44 PM  
"So here's the deal.  I'll dress up in this suit - for now.  I'll comb my hair back - for now.  I'll do what they want - for now.  Because at SummerSlam, I'm gonna do what everyone in here wants me to do, and I am gonna make John Cena TAP OUT!"

YES YES YES chants
 
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