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2013-08-05 07:45:09 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Small package. He's been winning with it for weeks.

Yeah, how many times can you win with a Small Package (he is Mr. Small Package) before you look weak.

I need to find the match from 2004 Cena tapped in.  I will report back.


I feel like he tapped to No One.
 
2013-08-05 07:45:17 PM  
*clicks on rules for Kayfabe night* ... *caught in a link tornado, finds the fwc nexus page*

CRAP THEY'RE ON TO ME D:

I mean hey kayfabe, that's pretty ... neat o ...
 
2013-08-05 07:46:03 PM  
Work off the skeleton of one of my favorite little man vs. big man matches -

thumbs4.ebaystatic.com

ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr

"RAWR!  I'm big and you're small!  I have you beat with my finisher!"

www.wwe.com
"Oh noes!  He's really hurt!  I SHOULD attack, but I'm a good guy!  Okay, one more finisher and that's that."

www.dailymotion.com
www.dailymotion.com

"SMALL PACKAGE!"


www.wwe.com

"HAHA, I FOOLED YOU WITH MY BRAIN!  Smarts overcome size every time!"


www.wwe.com

"FARKING MOTHERFARKER!"
 
2013-08-05 07:46:23 PM  
Ya think you can tell us what to do
Ya think you can tell us what to wear
You think you're better
Well you better get ready
Bow to the masters
Break it down!

Degenerate into ponies, fool
We just got tired of doin' what ya told us to do
That's the breaks boy, Yeahhhh
Ah, That's a breaks little man, Break it down

Degeneration P!
Degeneration!!!
 
2013-08-05 07:46:43 PM  
So Dougie is on a business trip with his new boss who seems to be a workaholic. He wants to me at 8 to do more work. So Fark I don't know when I'll be able to catch up with the thread.

Damn boss.

/he's actually a very good guy
 
2013-08-05 07:47:49 PM  
"Buying stock Brain?"

"Yp Monsoon, Paige is being called up next month, being sure to buy all the lube stock I can!"

"Is that wise?"

"Jerry Lawler still alive? Guaranteed positive return on investment."
 
2013-08-05 07:47:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Small package. He's been winning with it for weeks.

Yeah, how many times can you win with a Small Package (he is Mr. Small Package) before you look weak.


Hmm, perhaps.  I just figure if a win's coming, it's AA reversed to small package.  And then hopefully Cena pulls a Nash and yells "FARKING MOTHERFARKER!" on camera.
 
2013-08-05 07:49:16 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Buying stock Brain?"

"Yp Monsoon, Paige is being called up next month, being sure to buy all the lube stock I can!"

"Is that wise?"

"Jerry Lawler still alive? Guaranteed positive return on investment."


Someday I'll remind myself to do a Pedoking graphic.
 
2013-08-05 07:52:10 PM  
Will be slow tonight. The harddrive on the Bastard Computer is dying so I am cloning and reinstalling tonight. Will see how it rolls.


PUPPETS!
 
2013-08-05 07:52:23 PM  
I have no followers, only brothers and sisters in the name of cause...
The ponies want war,
They crave war,
We're not afraid of their wars,
Hell, we CREATED one!

Brothers and sisters of the #nPo, the West Virginia Revelation is here....

#nPo 4lyfe

....we're here.
 
2013-08-05 07:52:34 PM  
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtD_VO0uYI    one more time :)  you should check this out dougie
 
2013-08-05 07:53:00 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Just peeled this off tha twittah machine. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrctheamazing/28-signs-youre-a-pro-wrestling- f an-ap6l


Re: #8, here are the wrestling books I've read:

- Have a Nice Day! (Foley)
- Foley is Good (Foley)
- The Hardcore Diaries (Foley)
- Countdown to Lockdown (Foley)
- Bret Hart: My real life in the world of cartoon wrestling
- Ric Flair "To be the man"
- Eric Bischoff's "Controversy creates Cash"
- The Death of WCW
- Three Count (Jimmy Korderas) -- will read this one next

All I can say is ... you learn a lot about perspective and grains of salt reading these. XD
 
2013-08-05 07:53:00 PM  
YA'LL BETTER MAKE SOME ROOM UP IN HERE FOR THE FORMER GREDUNZA CHAMPION, CUZ I BROUGHT MY EGO WITH ME TOO!

CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAS?!
 
2013-08-05 07:53:46 PM  
Literally here for 1 post, so I have to make it count. Wife is in hospital for a few days... Severe UTI from all the sex, I have to assume. Also, if you're curious what sex is (because I'm not sure if any of you ever had it, what with the wrestling and pony obsession, look it up on the internet. I recommend it.)

I also enjoy that I'm referenced as the current top heel. A position I hope that I never..... EVER..... Lose to some jobber.

I've worked hard to bud a such disdain for wrestling fans and ponies alike (except of course for the NPO, as we have mutual enemies).

With that, I state the obvious, why the hell is this not in the entertainment tab? The sports tab should be reserved for articles about athletes... Not oiled up soap operas.

A bid you all a fair goodbye until next week, where I can hopefully tease you all with the fervor and depreciation you all deserve.
 
2013-08-05 07:55:09 PM  

Karate Explosion: Literally here for 1 post, so I have to make it count. Wife is in hospital for a few days... Severe UTI from all the sex, I have to assume. Also, if you're curious what sex is (because I'm not sure if any of you ever had it, what with the wrestling and pony obsession, look it up on the internet. I recommend it.)

I also enjoy that I'm referenced as the current top heel. A position I hope that I never..... EVER..... Lose to some jobber.

I've worked hard to bud a such disdain for wrestling fans and ponies alike (except of course for the NPO, as we have mutual enemies).

With that, I state the obvious, why the hell is this not in the entertainment tab? The sports tab should be reserved for articles about athletes... Not oiled up soap operas.

A bid you all a fair goodbye until next week, where I can hopefully tease you all with the fervor and depreciation you all deserve.


Hope your wife gets better...because fark you, that's why
 
2013-08-05 07:55:53 PM  

Wellbred Hillbilly: I have no followers, only brothers and sisters in the name of cause...
The ponies want war,
They crave war,
We're not afraid of their wars,
Hell, we CREATED one!

Brothers and sisters of the #nPo, the West Virginia Revelation is here....

#nPo 4lyfe

....we're here.


Prepare to get trampled.
 
2013-08-05 07:56:27 PM  

Karate Explosion: Literally here for 1 post, so I have to make it count. Wife is in hospital for a few days... Severe UTI from all the sex, I have to assume. Also, if you're curious what sex is (because I'm not sure if any of you ever had it, what with the wrestling and pony obsession, look it up on the internet. I recommend it.)

I also enjoy that I'm referenced as the current top heel. A position I hope that I never..... EVER..... Lose to some jobber.

I've worked hard to bud a such disdain for wrestling fans and ponies alike (except of course for the NPO, as we have mutual enemies).

With that, I state the obvious, why the hell is this not in the entertainment tab? The sports tab should be reserved for articles about athletes... Not oiled up soap operas.

A bid you all a fair goodbye until next week, where I can hopefully tease you all with the fervor and depreciation you all deserve.


Wife, sure... it's a Mark Henry work!

Nah man, well wishes being sent here from Canada!

//Our national weapon is kindness
///it's fatal in the right hands
 
2013-08-05 07:57:31 PM  
I'm here biatches

NPO
 
2013-08-05 07:57:38 PM  
A quick reminder as we head into THEN NOW GAGNE time

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is WRESTLEMANIA XII. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere
 
2013-08-05 07:59:01 PM  
It shall be mine
 
2013-08-05 07:59:12 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN.  NOW.  GAGNE.
 
2013-08-05 07:59:46 PM  

emtbiz: http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtD_VO0uYI    one more time :)  you should check this out dougie


I remember that fondly.
 
2013-08-05 08:00:37 PM  
I see strobe lights

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-08-05 08:00:45 PM  

Karate Explosion: Literally here for 1 post, so I have to make it count. Wife is in hospital for a few days... Severe UTI from all the sex, I have to assume. Also, if you're curious what sex is (because I'm not sure if any of you ever had it, what with the wrestling and pony obsession, look it up on the internet. I recommend it.)

I also enjoy that I'm referenced as the current top heel. A position I hope that I never..... EVER..... Lose to some jobber.

I've worked hard to bud a such disdain for wrestling fans and ponies alike (except of course for the NPO, as we have mutual enemies).

With that, I state the obvious, why the hell is this not in the entertainment tab? The sports tab should be reserved for articles about athletes... Not oiled up soap operas.

A bid you all a fair goodbye until next week, where I can hopefully tease you all with the fervor and depreciation you all deserve.


And that is why we love KE. Karate Explosion Heel is Best Heel...of the fwc anyways.

Your NPO brethren got yer back dude! Take care of the wife and we'll do our best to bring home the gredunza!
 
2013-08-05 08:01:13 PM  
Here we go! Monday Night Raw, biatches!
 
2013-08-05 08:01:33 PM  
Evening all.  I haven't shaved since last week in protest of the proposed corporate makeover of DBD.
 
2013-08-05 08:01:34 PM  
WELCOME TO THE PRETTY GM SHOW!
 
2013-08-05 08:01:38 PM  
I really hope for more for PTP; they're everything I want a tag team to be. Plus, afro-picks.

THERE IS A MLP SIGN ON THAT OPENING SCRAWL. OH GOD IT'S SPREADING
 
2013-08-05 08:01:45 PM  
I tremble with anticipation for all the recaps.

My body is ready.
 
2013-08-05 08:01:47 PM  
We have Pony Sign in the crowd!
 
2013-08-05 08:01:56 PM  
BAH GAWD IT"S STEPHANIE
 
2013-08-05 08:02:11 PM  
i.imgur.com

The following contest is set for ....

i.imgur.com

THE FWC INTERNATIONAL WORLD TRIVIA CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

And it is a best 2 out of 3 falls! 3 questions. 3 points. Earn the best of 3 and you win. Ties will result in a tie-breaker.
 
2013-08-05 08:02:17 PM  

Fiction Fan:


Because fark you thats why!!

*chairshot

/nPo 4lyfe
 
2013-08-05 08:02:22 PM  
konichiwah biatches

#nPo 4---> L1F3
 
2013-08-05 08:02:26 PM  
"Please welcome Stephanie McMahon!"

Oh god, is it 2001 already?

/Hey, take a shot every time she switches between "Triple H" and "Paul"
 
2013-08-05 08:02:46 PM  
Was that a pony sign in the opening pan of the crowd?
 
2013-08-05 08:02:53 PM  
ACTIVATE KAYFABE MODE
 
2013-08-05 08:03:07 PM  
it's too laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate...
 
2013-08-05 08:03:09 PM  
O_O

what. the. hell.
 
2013-08-05 08:03:14 PM  
mmmm steak
 
2013-08-05 08:03:27 PM  

Tenor Reaper: "Please welcome Stephanie McMahon!"

Oh god, is it 2001 already?

/Hey, take a shot every time she switches between "Triple H" and "Paul"


At least we didn't have to hear her amazingly bad music!
 
2013-08-05 08:03:43 PM  
He's actually eating steak; I love it. NO D-BRY YOU'LL LOSE YOUR WITCHY VEGAN POWERS

/and now he kind of looks like Damien Sandow
 
2013-08-05 08:03:47 PM  
Daniel, what are you doing?

Daniel, STAHP.
 
2013-08-05 08:03:50 PM  
Not to mention Danielson saying no to the corporate makeover would be a great lesson in their PG 4 KIDZ!!!!11 stuff - be who you are, be proud of who you are, don't change because of peer pressure, etc.
 
2013-08-05 08:03:52 PM  
He looks disgusted at himself
 
2013-08-05 08:03:54 PM  
NO! NO! NO! NO!
 
2013-08-05 08:03:59 PM  
Have to say, I like the corporate ponytail.
 
2013-08-05 08:04:10 PM  
I actually would be ok if they trimmed the beard a bit. just don't cut it all off!
 
2013-08-05 08:04:15 PM  
i.imgur.com

Q1: Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?
 
2013-08-05 08:04:21 PM  
No, Daniel, you're a vegan!  How could you?!?
 
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