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2013-08-05 06:36:39 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, I'm out for the evening...got yard work and a car to wash before the rest of the week gets rained out on us here.

Have a good thread, and kayfaybe it up folks!  Lord knows the Green Bay crowd won't be doing us any favors tonight.

/laters!
//hit my music


Go to it, dude. We'll hold the fort down for ya!
 
2013-08-05 06:42:32 PM
Okay, so... apparently, my victory celebration and the 100-degree heat outside don't mix. XP

I'm gonna go lay down for... like, a year.

See you guys later.

Watch your shoes.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-05 06:45:21 PM
I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger
 
2013-08-05 06:51:13 PM

Captain Steroid: Okay, so... apparently, my victory celebration and the 100-degree heat outside don't mix. XP

I'm gonna go lay down for... like, a year.

See you guys later.

Watch your shoes.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 279x225]


Really? And here, being a betting man and a regular in these here threads, I always thought it was the ponies that drove you to drink, not the other way around. Huh.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-05 06:57:04 PM

clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger


AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.
 
2013-08-05 07:01:24 PM

Supercampion: clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger

AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.


Dammit I was about to say that!

/shakes tiny fist
//turns it into a high 5 for the NPO founder
 
2013-08-05 07:13:01 PM
Pleeeeeeease don't fark up Danielson tonight.
 
2013-08-05 07:15:31 PM

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger

AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.

Dammit I was about to say that!

/shakes tiny fist
//turns it into a high 5 for the NPO founder


BEHIND THE BACK FIVE, UP TOP! TOOOOOOO SWEET
 
2013-08-05 07:15:39 PM

robsul82: Pleeeeeeease don't fark up Danielson tonight.


If they are going to do this corporate make-over thing, I hope they play it for the lulz. And I wouldn't mind Stacy Keibler coming back for a run, especially if it means DBD gets another title reign.

But yea. I'm with you sobrul.
 
2013-08-05 07:16:37 PM
armbar
 
2013-08-05 07:16:47 PM
Once again, I will be busy and not be watching RAW.  I will depend on this thread to entertain me tomorrow at work.

Dang, I used to watch about every hour of the main 3 wrestling shows each week.  Now I think I may have caught 1 smackdown and maybe an hour total of all the other shows in the last month.

So remember:  Post shiat that entertains me at work tomorrow.  Or I will release the pony eating tigers!

www.threedonia.com
 
2013-08-05 07:16:57 PM
I want to have so much fun with kayfabe night, especially with Raw a mere 30 minutes away from me, but I can't. Triple Oak isn't in high spirits today. I was supposed to go to a securities licensing exam tomorrow, but because my pretests were bad (and not even in a way that helps me focus on what to improve) that test is being delayed. Also, I get to play this fun game at work called "Who told on me this time?" because we're all children trapped in an office together. On the plus side, I'm going to hit the vodak hard tonight and we're going to win our summer bowling league, so there's that. Hope kayfabe night goes well, I'll be lurking with the recaps.
 
2013-08-05 07:17:10 PM

Supercampion: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger

AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.

Dammit I was about to say that!

/shakes tiny fist
//turns it into a high 5 for the NPO founder

BEHIND THE BACK FIVE, UP TOP! TOOOOOOO SWEET


DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BOSS BUT THIS DAMN NEAR PONY-FREE THREAD SO FAR IS THE SHIZZY! TOO SWEET!!
 
2013-08-05 07:18:40 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Once again, I will be busy and not be watching RAW.  I will depend on this thread to entertain me tomorrow at work.

Dang, I used to watch about every hour of the main 3 wrestling shows each week.  Now I think I may have caught 1 smackdown and maybe an hour total of all the other shows in the last month.

So remember:  Post shiat that entertains me at work tomorrow.  Or I will release the pony eating tigers!

[www.threedonia.com image 468x342]


End it Mods. END IT NOW OR I WILL!!

/wants to see pony eating tigers  :)
 
2013-08-05 07:19:10 PM
i'm just gonna throw this link in here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtD_VO0uYI
 
2013-08-05 07:20:10 PM

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger

AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.

Dammit I was about to say that!

/shakes tiny fist
//turns it into a high 5 for the NPO founder

BEHIND THE BACK FIVE, UP TOP! TOOOOOOO SWEET

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BOSS BUT THIS DAMN NEAR PONY-FREE THREAD SO FAR IS THE SHIZZY! TOO SWEET!!


WE NEED THE PONIES TO EXIST.
 
2013-08-05 07:20:28 PM

Triple Oak: I want to have so much fun with kayfabe night, especially with Raw a mere 30 minutes away from me, but I can't. Triple Oak isn't in high spirits today. I was supposed to go to a securities licensing exam tomorrow, but because my pretests were bad (and not even in a way that helps me focus on what to improve) that test is being delayed. Also, I get to play this fun game at work called "Who told on me this time?" because we're all children trapped in an office together. On the plus side, I'm going to hit the vodak hard tonight and we're going to win our summer bowling league, so there's that. Hope kayfabe night goes well, I'll be lurking with the recaps.


Ah man, office politics sucks. Why can't people act their age instead of like a bunch of middle schoolers?

Good luck with the next exam.
 
2013-08-05 07:20:49 PM
Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.
 
2013-08-05 07:21:02 PM

my lip balm addiction: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Once again, I will be busy and not be watching RAW.  I will depend on this thread to entertain me tomorrow at work.

Dang, I used to watch about every hour of the main 3 wrestling shows each week.  Now I think I may have caught 1 smackdown and maybe an hour total of all the other shows in the last month.

So remember:  Post shiat that entertains me at work tomorrow.  Or I will release the pony eating tigers!

[www.threedonia.com image 468x342]

End it Mods. END IT NOW OR I WILL!!

/wants to see pony eating tigers  :)


Damn, I've never created a pony pic, but I'm tempted to make something in response. (weg)

Maybe later...
 
2013-08-05 07:21:06 PM
IS IT CAPSLOCK NIGHT BECAUSE I THINK I GOT THAT LOCKED DOWN

also I don't even know how to make a page for myself and maybe, just maybe, that's for the best. XDD
 
2013-08-05 07:22:04 PM

emtbiz: i'm just gonna throw this link in here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtD_VO0uYI


I CAME
 
2013-08-05 07:22:11 PM

Supercampion: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: clintster: I have a message from Larate Explosion. He won't be here tonight; his wife had to go to the hospital.

Oh, and he hates you all.

/just the messenger

AND ALSO HE IS WONDERING WHY THIS ISN'T IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB.

Dammit I was about to say that!

/shakes tiny fist
//turns it into a high 5 for the NPO founder

BEHIND THE BACK FIVE, UP TOP! TOOOOOOO SWEET

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BOSS BUT THIS DAMN NEAR PONY-FREE THREAD SO FAR IS THE SHIZZY! TOO SWEET!!

WE NEED THE PONIES TO EXIST.


Oh I know - we'll never gredunza without them. Just enjoying a few minutes before SW comes in with her 10 tons of *bling* and her entourage, lol.
 
2013-08-05 07:23:31 PM
just a note, WWE over the weekend filed a trademark for "Second City Saint"
 
2013-08-05 07:23:43 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-05 07:23:43 PM

Gunny Highway: Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.


If they manage to hold the APPAPPAPP/Twitter/Total Bellas mentions to the single digits during the first hour, it might not be that...

Oh right - Green Bay

Sooooo, Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews in the front row?
 
2013-08-05 07:24:06 PM
GOTTA GO CLEAN THE BALCONY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO.
 
2013-08-05 07:24:41 PM

clintster: Gunny Highway: Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.

If they manage to hold the APPAPPAPP/Twitter/Total Bellas mentions to the single digits during the first hour, it might not be that...

Oh right - Green Bay

Sooooo, Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews in the front row?


Brian Beluga's ACL
 
2013-08-05 07:24:42 PM

emtbiz: i'm just gonna throw this link in here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtD_VO0uYI


Oh that's naaasty.

/got more?
 
2013-08-05 07:27:19 PM
here's a match made in heaven, crazy AJ vs crazy lesbo Mickie James.......ah the possibilities........
 
2013-08-05 07:27:38 PM

my lip balm addiction: robsul82: Pleeeeeeease don't fark up Danielson tonight.

If they are going to do this corporate make-over thing, I hope they play it for the lulz. And I wouldn't mind Stacy Keibler coming back for a run, especially if it means DBD gets another title reign.

But yea. I'm with you sobrul.


Like I said last week, you get the stink of sellout on you, it never washes off.  He'll be yet another guy who got insanely popular, went up against Cena, and got their legs cut out.

clintster: Gunny Highway: Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.

If they manage to hold the APPAPPAPP/Twitter/Total Bellas mentions to the single digits during the first hour, it might not be that...

Oh right - Green Bay

Sooooo, Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews in the front row?


Vince Young
 
2013-08-05 07:27:46 PM

tbaughm: clintster: Gunny Highway: Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.

If they manage to hold the APPAPPAPP/Twitter/Total Bellas mentions to the single digits during the first hour, it might not be that...

Oh right - Green Bay

Sooooo, Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews in the front row?

Brian Beluga's ACL


There might be a good Sandow segment, Punk/Brock/Heyman will be good, but there is a chance that the DB segment will be a disaster.  You cant have 2 good segments on a 3 hour show.

Couple that with Green Bay and dear god.
 
2013-08-05 07:27:59 PM
I will most likely be in and out of the thread tonight.  Green Bay: love the team, but the city itself clearly sucks the life force out of all who pass through.

Oh, and my husband is currently waiting on his Fark account to get activated, so he may be joining in later.  Or he'll pull a Brodus and debut several weeks from now.
 
2013-08-05 07:30:24 PM
While we're sittin' around, did anyone see Total Bellas last night? Thoughts? Strong opinions?

Personally, I think the sooner Eva Marie packs for the Impact Zone the better.  Her "Stephanie McMahon is the queen of the WWE" line was the table flipper for me.
 
2013-08-05 07:31:01 PM
www.hotfitnesswomen.org Obey!
 
2013-08-05 07:31:28 PM

robsul82: Like I said last week, you get the stink of sellout on you, it never washes off. He'll be yet another guy who got insanely popular, went up against Cena, and got their legs cut out.


The best possible bad outcome is Orton RKOing Cena when Bryan's back is turned, DB getting the pin and win, and Orton cashing in on him right there.  That turns Orton and sets up a Triple Threat for Night of Champions.  Even if Cena wins it back: Orton was turned, DB was WWE Champ (even for a moment), and DB's run continues because he was never actually defeated.

Worst case, Cena makes DB tap.

Something that is not good for DB in this match is that he doesnt have a non-submission finisher and Cena hasnt tapped out since...........2004!
 
2013-08-05 07:31:32 PM

KellyKellyKelly: I will most likely be in and out of the thread tonight.  Green Bay: love the team, but the city itself clearly sucks the life force out of all who pass through.

Oh, and my husband is currently waiting on his Fark account to get activated, so he may be joining in later.  Or he'll pull a Brodus and debut several weeks from now.


No, really, Mr. KellyKellyKelly, we'll debut you next week!
 
2013-08-05 07:32:14 PM

robsul82: my lip balm addiction: robsul82: Pleeeeeeease don't fark up Danielson tonight.

If they are going to do this corporate make-over thing, I hope they play it for the lulz. And I wouldn't mind Stacy Keibler coming back for a run, especially if it means DBD gets another title reign.

But yea. I'm with you sobrul.

Like I said last week, you get the stink of sellout on you, it never washes off.  He'll be yet another guy who got insanely popular, went up against Cena, and got their legs cut out.

clintster: Gunny Highway: Tonight will be bad.  Very bad.

If they manage to hold the APPAPPAPP/Twitter/Total Bellas mentions to the single digits during the first hour, it might not be that...

Oh right - Green Bay

Sooooo, Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews in the front row?

Vince Young


I got you. Not as much about the "corporate makeover" as the "Cena succubus effect".
 
2013-08-05 07:32:59 PM

KellyKellyKelly: I will most likely be in and out of the thread tonight.  Green Bay: love the team, but the city itself clearly sucks the life force out of all who pass through.

Oh, and my husband is currently waiting on his Fark account to get activated, so he may be joining in later.  Or he'll pull a Brodus and debut several weeks from now.


Keep him away from track suits or he'll have to end up tag teaming with a former member of X Factor.
 
2013-08-05 07:36:09 PM
clintster:Personally, I think the sooner Eva Marie packs for the Impact Zone the better.  Her "Stephanie McMahon is the queen of the WWE" line was the table flipper for me.

www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-08-05 07:36:40 PM

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Like I said last week, you get the stink of sellout on you, it never washes off. He'll be yet another guy who got insanely popular, went up against Cena, and got their legs cut out.

The best possible bad outcome is Orton RKOing Cena when Bryan's back is turned, DB getting the pin and win, and Orton cashing in on him right there.  That turns Orton and sets up a Triple Threat for Night of Champions.  Even if Cena wins it back: Orton was turned, DB was WWE Champ (even for a moment), and DB's run continues because he was never actually defeated.

Worst case, Cena makes DB tap.

Something that is not good for DB in this match is that he doesnt have a non-submission finisher and Cena hasnt tapped out since...........2004!


Small package.  He's been winning with it for weeks.  It'd be nice if Gagne mentioned to Cena, "Hey, dude, I tapped out to No One at WrestleMania XX" though.

And yeah, I've heard other ideas similar to that - Danielson's knocked out outside of the ring, Orton causes the DQ with an RKO to Cena, immediate cash in, Orton hits another RKO to win, fade out on Danielson waking up to see Orton celebrating.
 
2013-08-05 07:37:07 PM
sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net Obey!
 
2013-08-05 07:40:03 PM
Oh f*ck, that's right. Kayfabe Night.

*Sigh* In Green Bay.

F*ck.
 
2013-08-05 07:40:38 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-08-05 07:41:24 PM
 
2013-08-05 07:41:33 PM

robsul82: Small package. He's been winning with it for weeks.


Yeah, how many times can you win with a Small Package (he is Mr. Small Package) before you look weak.

I need to find the match from 2004 Cena tapped in.  I will report back.
 
2013-08-05 07:42:46 PM

clintster: While we're sittin' around, did anyone see Total Bellas last night? Thoughts? Strong opinions?

Personally, I think the sooner Eva Marie packs for the Impact Zone the better.  Her "Stephanie McMahon is the queen of the WWE" line was the table flipper for me.


I admittedly did.. my takeaways:

1) they should just go ahead and rename the show "Bellas and Friends"
2) I disapprove of their pixelated cameltoe policy
3) It's gotta be a work.. particularly that whole dance angle
 
2013-08-05 07:42:50 PM
Hey yo, NPO.

You got a problem with ponies? Then you got a problem with me.

i.imgur.com

WE'RE COMING.
 
2013-08-05 07:43:41 PM
 
2013-08-05 07:44:30 PM

Gunny Highway: I need to find the match from 2004 Cena tapped in. I will report back.


No Way Out 2004.  Angle made Cena tap in a Triple Threat to determine the No.1 contender.

Here is the card: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Way_Out_%282004%29
 
2013-08-05 07:44:35 PM
www.wzronline.com
 
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