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2013-08-05 09:53:39 AM
Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-08-05 09:56:20 AM
Also, FYI, the House of Moff will be pretty much MIA this week.   Jetskimoo was called out of town on a last minute business trip, and I have some yardwork and car washing to do before the rest of this week turns into a rain out over here.

I'll pop in a bit if I can, but I'll have to play catch up later, lulz.  I hope everyone has a good night, and a fun thread!  :D
 
2013-08-05 10:52:41 AM
oh yeah, one more thing.  Per VerbalToxin's post last week:

Green Bay night = Kayfaybe night!   :D

/I'll be in the back, checking on the guy that got slammed through the catering table last week
 
2013-08-05 11:19:40 AM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-08-05 11:29:37 AM

Fiction Fan: [www.myfacewhen.net image 259x194]


YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG, THE PICTURE IS A NICE TOUCH BUT YOU NEED TO ADD, "Why isn't this in the sports tab?" YOU'VE HAD A FEW WEEKS TO GET IT RIGHT.
 
2013-08-05 11:34:05 AM

Fiction Fan: [www.myfacewhen.net image 259x194]


Nice try, but it'll take way more than that to unseat KarateExplosion from his place on the FWC Checklist.
 
2013-08-05 11:36:20 AM
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 07/24/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI  HTTP://FWC.WIKIA.COM

A few points of order:

- I believe there were a few more additions to the twitter followers the last couple of weeks but I didn't get them. Please repost so I can take note this week.

-The FWC wikia is coming along nicely! We do need some more contributions so if you have anything please add.

- We definitely need a "Robsul82" or "This thread contains strobe effects page. Probably an Embitz page for obey! as well. Also, some of us have been going through the old threads and adding pics and references from the past. If you can think of anything, let everyone know.

Also SUCK IT PONIES! THE NPO IS UP IN THIS BIATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-05 11:44:30 AM
Might want to double check on the Bad Guy...I think he's playing both sides of the fence here:

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-08-05 11:46:16 AM

Supercampion: Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI  HTTP://FWC.WIKIA.COM


Couple of things:

1.  Big hat tip to you, and the other folks that have really gotten the Wiki off of the ground.  Awesome work!
2.  Besides the beautiful women, does the "obey" thing reference something else specific?
 
2013-08-05 11:58:21 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Might want to double check on the Bad Guy...I think he's playing both sides of the fence here:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]


I KNOW THAT PICTURE IS A RUSE. HE IS WITH US ALWAYS. YOU JUST HAPPENED TO GET A PICTURE OF HIM AND PONIFY IT. NO BIG DEAL.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI  HTTP://FWC.WIKIA.COM

Couple of things:

1.  Big hat tip to you, and the other folks that have really gotten the Wiki off of the ground.  Awesome work!
2.  Besides the beautiful women, does the "obey" thing reference something else specific?


THANKS! JUST REALLY BORED, BUT THERE ARE A TON OF PEOPLE ADDING STUFF TO IT AND CLEANING IT UP. ITS COMING ALONG NICELY. I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE FWC TO A COLLEGE FRIEND OF MINE YESTERDAY WHO THAT WHAT WE DO IS AWESOME AND I POINTED HIM TOWARD OUR WIKI TO GET A BACKGROUND ON IT. I EVEN READ IT TO LEARN THE HISTORY OF WHERE IT CAME FROM. I THINK ITS PHENOMENAL WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING.

2. I REALLY THINK ITS PROB UP TO EMBITZ OR WHOEVER USED TO DO IT. IT COULD PROBABLY BE INFO ADDED TO THE ARMBRA PAGE AND WHO STARTED ORGINALLY DOING ARMBRA AND WHERE IT IS TODAY WITH EMBITZ. IDK.
 
2013-08-05 12:00:22 PM
SuperCampion:

I'm just going to assume that your caps lock key is stuck, or you haven't had any coffee yet today.  :D

/lulz
 
2013-08-05 12:05:04 PM
FWC.WIKIA.COM

PAGES THAT NEED HELP:
WIZARD HAT
BORK LASER
CORNETTE FACE
SOME OF THE MEME WRESTLERS WE TALK ABOUT, CENA, MIZARK, SHEAMUS (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)

IDEAS FOR NEW PAGES
KELLYKELLYKELLY
TRIPPING BALLS
ALBERTO DEL RIO PAGE BUT I THINK IT SHOULD ALL BE IN SPANISH FOR THE LULZ
SHUCKY DUCKY

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT BE SHY, CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND START ADDING. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DOING A WIKI AND I JUST DIVED IN AND LEARNED. THANKS OBAMA
 
2013-08-05 12:06:09 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: SuperCampion:

I'm just going to assume that your caps lock key is stuck, or you haven't had any coffee yet today.  :D

/lulz


SUPERCAMPION WRITES IN CAPS LOCK. ITS A HEEL THING TO DO.
 
2013-08-05 12:17:20 PM

Supercampion: (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)


what?!  and you call yourself a fan?  ;)

The limes reference links to the entrance music that Shaeamus uses.  I think the line actually says, "too many lies".  However, the way it's been auto-tuned, it sounds like it's saying, "too many limes".  Someone pointed that out in a thread a long time ago, and it stuck like glue, lol.

/lime status = pending
 
2013-08-05 12:18:31 PM

Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: SuperCampion:

I'm just going to assume that your caps lock key is stuck, or you haven't had any coffee yet today.  :D

/lulz

SUPERCAMPION WRITES IN CAPS LOCK. ITS A HEEL THING TO DO.


Well, that might work here on kayfaybe night.  Now, if you start talking like a caveman AND use the caps lock, you'll merge the Caveman/Libertarian meltdown thread with the WWE.  That would be a double word score, but would also cross the streams.  so, the danger level here is exponential.
 
2013-08-05 12:24:05 PM
Newly minted Hundred Dollar Champion up in this biatch.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-05 12:25:15 PM
What am I doing here at 11:30 in the morning?! Did someone spike my coffee? Is there something in the air?

I've got to get out of here.
 
2013-08-05 12:26:04 PM
First off, I want to thank everyone who has been contributing to the wiki.  Keep those entries, corrections and updates coming, folks!  Second, I want to announce right here that I have a job interview in Columbia SC tomorrow, so wish me luck.  Anyways, on to WCHC business:

With the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge taking a week off, there was a little bit more time to contemplate the entries for this week. I figured that WM 21 would be fresher in some of your minds, and the entries delivered with some nice flourishes that captured the spirit of the show and the times surrounding them:
_____________________________________________________________________ _ _____________

Tbaughm

Will The Legend Killer end The Phenom's unprecedented Wrestlemania streak? Can Batista overcome the odds and put and end to The Game? What the hell is a Money in the Bank match? It's Wrestlemania 21, starting at 8pm on an unscrambled cable box near you

Moodybastard

Can RAW and SMACKDOWN survive in the same PPV? A pair of John's fight over some hooker bling  and Batista will try to bomb HHH like Cuban rebels!  On the undercard, the Undertaker takes on The Legend Killer. Can Randy survive long enough to be vintage?! And apparently someone needs to make a withdrawal cuz we got a Money in The Bank match!

Silgryphon

Will Big Show look like a fool in a sumo outfit?  Will Chris Benoit go mental during the money in the bank match? Will we see a wardrobe malfunction? Will Gagne gain another championship? It's Wrestlemania 21 Live on ppv 7 est

Captain Steroid

CAN Randy Orton kill the legend of the Undertaker? WILL Batista "evolve" into a World Heavyweight Champion? ARE YOU talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else here, so you MUST be talkin' to me. LIVE from HOLLYWOOD, THIS is YOUR WWE WrestleMania 21 Discussion Thread. (6 pm ET/ 3pm PT on PPV)

TheManofPA

JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA WOW THIS JOHN CENA GUY IS GOOD YOU WILL CHEER YOUR FUTURE ALL OF THE WWE SHALL BECOME JOHN CENA FOLLOW THE CENAS JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEENAAA

Sbdolan

Can Rey and Eddie top Halloween Havoc 97? Will Sherri give Angle the edge over Mr Wrestlemania? Will anyone care about Cena or Batista in a year? Wrestlemania goes Hollywood tonight on PPV.
_____________________________________________________________________ _ ___________

Awesome work all around, but in the end there can be only one. After some consideration, a few tequila shots, and throwing darts at the printed-out entries on a board, I am pleased to announce that Captain Steroid is this week's WCHC Challenge winner with his working in of the fairly excellent "Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood" promo campaign (though I thought of giving it to TheManofPA for reflecting what was probably the thought process of WWE Creative during this WM.  Congrats to you, Captain; have a graphic!
i107.photobucket.com
Back in a few with the WCHC challenge for this week.
 
2013-08-05 12:28:09 PM

clintster: I figured that WM 21 would be fresher in some of your minds, and the entries delivered with some nice flourishes that captured the spirit of the show and the times surrounding them:


I'll have to go back and double check the thread, but I could have sworn that I made a headline for that one....

/oh well
 
2013-08-05 12:28:58 PM

hachimaki2234: Did someone spike my coffee?


Oh, sorry about that.  We thought adding some REDACTED brand vodak would help pep up the morning.  :D
 
2013-08-05 12:33:58 PM
COURTESY OF A COUPLE OF TWEETS WITH CLINTSTER AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE WHEN MY WIFE IS OUT OF THE HOUSE.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-05 12:35:55 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)

what?!  and you call yourself a fan?  ;)

The limes reference links to the entrance music that Shaeamus uses.  I think the line actually says, "too many lies".  However, the way it's been auto-tuned, it sounds like it's saying, "too many limes".  Someone pointed that out in a thread a long time ago, and it stuck like glue, lol.

/lime status = pending


ADD THAT TO THE WIKI PAGE. I DIDNT KNOW THAT! :0)
 
2013-08-05 12:38:20 PM
ALSO, PLEASE FOLLOW HOBBLEKITTY, A FWCer in JAPAN NOW. @HOBBLEKITTYWILL ADD HER TO LIST.

ALSO ALSO, I WAS OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER YESTERDAY AT A KIDS PLACE AND SAW THIS. IT IMMEDIATELY ENTERED MY HEAD AS THIS WANNABE MEME:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-05 12:52:53 PM

hundreddollarman: Newly minted Hundred Dollar Champion up in this biatch.


And to celebrate, here's your (V1) belt:

i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-05 01:12:38 PM

Supercampion: ALSO, PLEASE FOLLOW HOBBLEKITTY, A FWCer in JAPAN NOW. @HOBBLEKITTYWILL ADD HER TO LIST.

ALSO ALSO, I WAS OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER YESTERDAY AT A KIDS PLACE AND SAW THIS. IT IMMEDIATELY ENTERED MY HEAD AS THIS WANNABE MEME:

[i.imgur.com image 610x816]


did they tie a strong around their fingers too?
 
2013-08-05 01:33:45 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hachimaki2234: Did someone spike my coffee?

Oh, sorry about that.  We thought adding some REDACTED brand vodak would help pep up the morning.  :D


Oooh, so that's what it was.
 
2013-08-05 01:37:59 PM
oh, and for those who missed the TNA thread, we're now in week #2 of SW's reign as the keeper of the Rarity Belt.

She's got enough gold now to compete with Mr. T, lulz.
 
2013-08-05 01:43:53 PM
YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!


i149.photobucket.com


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion
 
2013-08-05 01:49:02 PM

Polartank13: YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[i149.photobucket.com image 250x300]


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion


Wait a sec...you mean to tell me that the new gredunza champ is a Cena mark??  :D
 
2013-08-05 01:50:19 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[i149.photobucket.com image 250x300]


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion

Wait a sec...you mean to tell me that the new gredunza champ is a Cena mark??  :D


Nooooo, does that look like Cena to you?!?
 
2013-08-05 01:59:54 PM

Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[i149.photobucket.com image 250x300]


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion

Wait a sec...you mean to tell me that the new gredunza champ is a Cena mark??  :D

Nooooo, does that look like Cena to you?!?


I know it's not Cena...just an involuntary reaction to his entrance theme, lol.  :)

/welcome back, champ
 
2013-08-05 02:09:54 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[i149.photobucket.com image 250x300]


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion

Wait a sec...you mean to tell me that the new gredunza champ is a Cena mark??  :D

Nooooo, does that look like Cena to you?!?

I know it's not Cena...just an involuntary reaction to his entrance theme, lol.  :)

/welcome back, champ


I feel dirty even being jokingly called a "Cena mark"  ;-D Can't call Tommy Rich a transitional champ since he dropped the belt back to Race 4 days later, but that's the guy who i think of whenever I see champs who will drop the belt by the time I finish blinking.

/check out Shining Wizard's page..it's glorious
 
2013-08-05 02:13:07 PM

clintster: hundreddollarman: Newly minted Hundred Dollar Champion up in this biatch.

And to celebrate, here's your (V1) belt:

[i107.photobucket.com image 483x276]


www.mlponline.net
 
2013-08-05 02:13:21 PM

clintster: Awesome work all around, but in the end there can be only one. After some consideration, a few tequila shots, and throwing darts at the printed-out entries on a board, I am pleased to announce that Captain Steroid is this week's WCHC Challenge winner with his working in of the fairly excellent "Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood" promo campaign (though I thought of giving it to TheManofPA for reflecting what was probably the thought process of WWE Creative during this WM. Congrats to you, Captain; have a graphic!


Holys**tholys**tholy**tholys**tholys**t!!! O_O

Wow. This is really cool! Kinda at a loss for words, here.

I'd to thank the Academy, clinster for this HUGE honor, my mom, my dad, FNB, ShiningWizard, Grand_Moff_Joseph, Dougie AXP, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves, Scotty Goldman... am I forgetting anyone else?

I'm sure I'm forgetting someone else. >_>

Thanks, dude! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-05 02:49:29 PM

Polartank13: /check out Shining Wizard's page..it's glorious


I did over the weekend...that was a stroke of pure awesome!  lulz.
 
2013-08-05 02:50:59 PM

Captain Steroid: clintster: Awesome work all around, but in the end there can be only one. After some consideration, a few tequila shots, and throwing darts at the printed-out entries on a board, I am pleased to announce that Captain Steroid is this week's WCHC Challenge winner with his working in of the fairly excellent "Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood" promo campaign (though I thought of giving it to TheManofPA for reflecting what was probably the thought process of WWE Creative during this WM. Congrats to you, Captain; have a graphic!

Holys**tholys**tholy**tholys**tholys**t!!! O_O

Wow. This is really cool! Kinda at a loss for words, here.

I'd to thank the Academy, clinster for this HUGE honor, my mom, my dad, FNB, ShiningWizard, Grand_Moff_Joseph, Dougie AXP, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves, Scotty Goldman... am I forgetting anyone else?

I'm sure I'm forgetting someone else. >_>

Thanks, dude! :D

[i1182.photobucket.com image 640x359]


In regards to the picture that you posted:

Well, this is Green Bay week, so if there ever was a time for us all to find something better to do with our time, this would be the week.  :D
 
2013-08-05 03:04:03 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is WRESTLEMANIA XII. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere
 
2013-08-05 04:05:55 PM

Polartank13: I feel dirty even being jokingly called a "Cena mark"  ;-D Can't call Tommy Rich a transitional champ since he dropped the belt back to Race 4 days later, but that's the guy who i think of whenever I see champs who will drop the belt by the time I finish blinking.

/check out ShiningWizard's page..it's glorious


It is! Parts of my face still hurt from lulz-ing at it. If you had told me I would have Chuck Norris style jokes written about me I would have scoffed the scoff of the ancients
 
2013-08-05 04:17:20 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI  HTTP://FWC.WIKIA.COM

Couple of things:

1.  Big hat tip to you, and the other folks that have really gotten the Wiki off of the ground.  Awesome work!
2.  Besides the beautiful women, does the "obey" thing reference something else specific?


OBEY started out years ago with that weird drawing of Andre the Giants face. You can find the same pic used in the "Andre the Giant has a posse" meme. So if we have an "Obey" page, it should probably be 99% stuff posted by emtbiz, and 1% being the Andre the Giant meme.
 
2013-08-05 04:22:27 PM

Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Might want to double check on the Bad Guy...I think he's playing both sides of the fence here:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]

I KNOW THAT PICTURE IS A RUSE. HE IS WITH US ALWAYS. YOU JUST HAPPENED TO GET A PICTURE OF HIM AND PONIFY IT. NO BIG DEAL.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI  HTTP://FWC.WIKIA.COM

Couple of things:

1.  Big hat tip to you, and the other folks that have really gotten the Wiki off of the ground.  Awesome work!
2.  Besides the beautiful women, does the "obey" thing reference something else specific?

THANKS! JUST REALLY BORED, BUT THERE ARE A TON OF PEOPLE ADDING STUFF TO IT AND CLEANING IT UP. ITS COMING ALONG NICELY. I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE FWC TO A COLLEGE FRIEND OF MINE YESTERDAY WHO THAT WHAT WE DO IS AWESOME AND I POINTED HIM TOWARD OUR WIKI TO GET A BACKGROUND ON IT. I EVEN READ IT TO LEARN THE HISTORY OF WHERE IT CAME FROM. I THINK ITS PHENOMENAL WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING.

2. I REALLY THINK ITS PROB UP TO EMBITZ OR WHOEVER USED TO DO IT. IT COULD PROBABLY BE INFO ADDED TO THE ARMBRA PAGE AND WHO STARTED ORGINALLY DOING ARMBRA AND WHERE IT IS TODAY WITH EMBITZ. IDK.


LOL - I showed the wiki to a friend and he was all like "wtf...?" and I had to point out that there really are still millions of wrestling fans out there. Of those, there are a couple hundred of us who are on Fark and part of the FWC. Of those, there are a couple dozen into MLP and such mind-rotting things, and they post all manner of ponies in the wrestling thread. I think it was eye-opening to say the least!

Now then, *CHARISHOT* to all ponies! The No Pony Order is here and we aim to rid the WORLD of all pony references! Tonight, the Gredunza! Tomorrow, the WORLD!!!! Muaahahaha!!

#nPo 4Lyyyyyyfe!!

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-05 04:25:18 PM

Supercampion: FWC.WIKIA.COM

PAGES THAT NEED HELP:
WIZARD HAT
BORK LASER
CORNETTE FACE
SOME OF THE MEME WRESTLERS WE TALK ABOUT, CENA, MIZARK, SHEAMUS (I DONT KNOW WHERE THE LIMES THING IS FROM)


The Limes thing is from his entrance song. It sort of sounds like the singer says something like "It's his claim to fame - Lobster Head", and then "too many limes! too many limes!", although I think it is supposed to be too many lies or somesuch. Bt anyway, that's where it comes from bro.
 
2013-08-05 04:26:58 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: SuperCampion:

I'm just going to assume that your caps lock key is stuck, or you haven't had any coffee yet today.  :D

/lulz


Nah he has a hearing problem and keeps forgetting to turn up his hearing aid so instead he just yells at everyone all day. Whattaya gonna do?

/get off both our lawns
 
2013-08-05 04:29:50 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hachimaki2234: Did someone spike my coffee?

Oh, sorry about that.  We thought adding some REDACTED brand vodak would help pep up the morning.  :D


Well that would certainly explain the attitude problem I had all morning that finally caused me to beg off work early before I chewed someones head off.

/that [REDACTED] stuff doesn't play around
 
2013-08-05 04:38:44 PM

my lip balm addiction: /that [REDACTED] stuff doesn't play around


Indeed.  Redacted oversees production himself, in cooperation with Dougie and Hobblekitty.  The full recipe is a secret, but I hear it is at least partially made of concentrated tears from Lil Jimmies, curry powder, cat fur, and maple syrup.  It's five times distilled to round out the flavor profile, but it's never bottled at less than 120 proof.
 
2013-08-05 04:42:19 PM

Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: YEAH  BOYYYYYY!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! OLDSKOOL IS BACK!!!

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[i149.photobucket.com image 250x300]


 /Coming in to show I'm not no short-term champion

Wait a sec...you mean to tell me that the new gredunza champ is a Cena mark??  :D

Nooooo, does that look like Cena to you?!?

I know it's not Cena...just an involuntary reaction to his entrance theme, lol.  :)

/welcome back, champ

I feel dirty even being jokingly called a "Cena mark"  ;-D Can't call Tommy Rich a transitional champ since he dropped the belt back to Race 4 days later, but that's the guy who i think of whenever I see champs who will drop the belt by the time I finish blinking.

/check out Shining Wizard's page..it's glorious


Is there such a thing as a 9-run Home Run? Because you seriously knocked it out of the park.

The link for others to easily find it and share the glory. http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/ShiningWizard
 
2013-08-05 04:44:17 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: /that [REDACTED] stuff doesn't play around

Indeed.  Redacted oversees production himself, in cooperation with Dougie and Hobblekitty.  The full recipe is a secret, but I hear it is at least partially made of concentrated tears from Lil Jimmies, curry powder, cat fur, and maple syrup.  It's five times distilled to round out the flavor profile, but it's never bottled at less than 120 proof.


I heard the real kick was a drop of sweat from CM Punk that Dougie got at the last house show, but I could be wrong.
 
2013-08-05 04:48:31 PM
By the way, I didn't figure out who Pizilla was until after the TNA thread shut down the other night. So if Pizilla shows up here, just know bro:

img.fark.net

/If it's a secret, it's good with me..
 
2013-08-05 04:49:45 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: /that [REDACTED] stuff doesn't play around

Indeed.  Redacted oversees production himself, in cooperation with Dougie and Hobblekitty.  The full recipe is a secret, but I hear it is at least partially made of concentrated tears from Lil Jimmies, curry powder, cat fur, and maple syrup.  It's five times distilled to round out the flavor profile, but it's never bottled at less than 120 proof.


You forgot crushed thundercookies and as always, too many limes...
i1263.photobucket.com
(the 80 PROOF on the bottle is a lie to get the stuff past the ATF inspectors)
 
2013-08-05 06:16:25 PM
Well, I'm out for the evening...got yard work and a car to wash before the rest of the week gets rained out on us here.

Have a good thread, and kayfaybe it up folks!  Lord knows the Green Bay crowd won't be doing us any favors tonight.

/laters!
//hit my music
 
2013-08-05 06:17:01 PM
ARMBAR!


/old school
 
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