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(The Local)   Ibiza phone thief dubbed 'world's most stupid' after the tourist he robbed sets up a hilarious blog with pictures and videos taken by the thief on her device which are automatically uploaded to her computer   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Ibiza, video cameras, Gibraltar, Pamplona, vehicular homicide, tourists, computers  
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16168 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2013 at 11:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-05 09:49:02 AM  
2 votes:
After checking out her tumblr account and seeing pictures of this guy I'm comforted by the knowledge that being a douchebag is something that transcends race, culture and national boundaries.
2013-08-05 05:22:53 PM  
1 vote:
What a moron!  I'm just going to play Sherlock Holmes here and throw this in.  While this guy may live in Dubai, I think he is more likely of Moroccan origin. Here's why:

1] 'Hafid' is not a very common name in the Arabian Gulf.
2] Petty theft throughout Spain is mostly associated with North African immigrants (a nasty stereotype but one with some truth to it).
3] The physiological traits of the guys pictured is a lot closer to North African (I'm going out on a limb on this one but I can generally tell the differences between North African, Shami, i.e. Syria, Lebanon and Jordan and Khaleeji, i.e. Gulf Arabs).
4] If he was really from the U.A.E. he wouldn't be living in an apartment generally constructed for migrant workers there. Although not all people from the U.A.E are rich, U.A.E citizens have furnished housing with central AC and both washer and dryer units. In the photos, you'll find individual AC units and cloth lines running inside along with little to no beds apart from the mattresses on the floor that hint multiple people live in that small place.

5] The picture below hints at the star on the Moroccan flag: Full Size
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I doubt this lady will get her phone back but at least she's having fun with it. I see a prayer mat in one of the pictures, which reaffirms my conviction not to judge a religion based on its hypocritical followers, but on its actual values and principles. I hope they remember religion isn't just about kneeling and bowing down when their actions go against the simple precepts of all religions, including "thou shalt not steal".
2013-08-05 01:19:38 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: belhade: Germans *do* have a sense of humor! And we're usually regarded as staid and humorless...

You know who ELSE was German

2013-08-05 11:42:43 AM  
1 vote:
I hope allah punishes him greatly. Him and his gay lovers.
2013-08-05 11:42:11 AM  
1 vote:
I like that he hit on her friends on Skype.  Hitting on strangers half-a-world away from you using their friend's stolen smart phone shows a certain optimism, a certain "can do" spirit that will really take him far in this world.
2013-08-05 11:29:29 AM  
1 vote:
Why not just link to the actual blog with the story/pictures?
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