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2013-08-05 10:49:54 AM
4 votes:
Nevar forgit:
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2013-08-05 10:37:54 AM
4 votes:
I for one am shocked that a reasonable dialogue cannot be forged with the creator of "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".  You've just got to really listen to some of Ted's lyrics to really get what he's trying to say.

For example "I made that pussy purr with a stroke of my hand" is what is known as a double entendre.  Ted is speaking as if he's referencing a cat, but it could mean that he's referencing a woman's anatomy.

There are just so many layers to Ted's lyrics.
2013-08-05 01:10:43 PM
3 votes:
i3.photobucket.com

Because he's a loser.
2013-08-05 10:23:51 AM
3 votes:
His music is really terrible. Just really bad dickrock jock jamz with no subtlety or ability and it was essentially for people with no taste to cruise to while waiting for Nu Metal to be invented.
2013-08-06 11:24:37 AM
2 votes:
www.metalsucks.net
2013-08-05 06:35:14 PM
2 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: STRYPERSWINE:   Everyone has different talents and abilities.

shiatting your pants to avoid the draft isn't a talent.


Being able to tolerate the smell and feeling for a week COULD be some sort of talent, I suppose.
2013-08-05 03:56:12 PM
2 votes:

Stinkbeard: ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 480x640]

Because he's a loser.

I can't see the whole picture, do you have the original?


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2013-08-05 10:07:25 AM
2 votes:
Answer a question to continue reading this page

Answer: Fark you
2013-08-05 09:49:35 AM
2 votes:
Hate Ted Nugent?

I pity the fool.
2013-08-05 06:28:38 PM
1 votes:

STRYPERSWINE:   Everyone has different talents and abilities.


shiatting your pants to avoid the draft isn't a talent.
2013-08-05 06:26:29 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: STRYPERSWINE: Just because he didn't go to the jungle doesn't mean he didn't do his part.

Yes.  It does.  He's a pants-shiatting draft dodger.  That's the part he didn't do, the going to war thing.


He was ultimately able to do more good from here.  Everyone has different talents and abilities.
2013-08-05 04:22:37 PM
1 votes:
He's done a lot more for the troops than most of us, and I'd suspect, the average non-combat enlisted man.  Just because he didn't go to the jungle doesn't mean he didn't do his part.
2013-08-05 01:59:54 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: STRYPERSWINE: The second amendment is as relevant now as it ever was, and for the same reasons.

The British are coming?


No, silly:  Injuns.  Gotta have the militia all trained up and ready for the next raid.
2013-08-05 01:50:15 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: STRYPERSWINE: The second amendment is as relevant now as it ever was, and for the same reasons.

The British are coming?


They won the Tour de France, you never know what they will go for next
2013-08-05 01:46:45 PM
1 votes:

STRYPERSWINE: The second amendment is as relevant now as it ever was, and for the same reasons.


The British are coming?
2013-08-05 01:17:21 PM
1 votes:
monoski:  he does not appear to be bringing any original or meaningful ideas to the conversation.

Truth is timeless.  The second amendment is as relevant now as it ever was, and for the same reasons.
2013-08-05 12:33:59 PM
1 votes:
The man is always knee deep in about a half dozen charities and projects at any given time.  The MASSIVE amount of charity work that he does both for the locals and for the troops more than makes up for what he did and didn't do in the 70s.  Ted Nugent is (or at least has become) a great American.  And he puts on a HELL of a show.  Stranglehold, Cat Scratch Fever, Wango Tango, Wang Tang Sweet Poontang, Dog Eat Dog, Hey Baby:  those are all great songs that ROCK.  And that doesn't even include Damn Yankees who are sorely missed.
2013-08-05 11:21:02 AM
1 votes:
"Why do freedom haters hate Ted Nugent?"

Depends.
2013-08-05 10:48:02 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Nugent is an colossal asshole, but is he really worth protesting? He doesn't have any authority or even a TV/radio show with advertisers to persuade. Seems like a waste of time better spent on something that actually matters.

If anything, protesting only galvanizes his attention who resolve. You know, a troll.


He actually has quite a bit of influence from his role on the board of the NRA where they funnel the political efforts into electing Republicans. I wonder if Oliver North makes jokes about him being a coward and he makes jokes back about North being a traitor to the country and should be shot. Then Grover Norquist pops up and screams "but what about the taxes biatches?!?!?!?"  Would make an interesting board party. As long as no one looks for Larry Craig when he goes to the bathroom.
2013-08-05 10:37:17 AM
1 votes:
I don't like it that if I want to go to the county fair to see some bands I liked in High School (late '70s), and Nuge is on the bill, he gets to think he was even part of the reason I attended.
2013-08-05 10:28:30 AM
1 votes:
He can make the pussy purr with a stroke of his hand
2013-08-05 10:26:12 AM
1 votes:

n0nthing: Probably for many of the same reasons that real Libertarians hate Ron/Rand Paul, Tea Partiers, Rush, Beck, Fox News, etc.


But what do you unicorns and pixies think of those people?
2013-08-05 10:25:34 AM
1 votes:
"People who hate Ted Nugent hate freedom," he said.

No, people who hate freedom hate freedom, and people who hate Ted Nugent hate Ted Nugent.

Moron
2013-08-05 10:00:13 AM
1 votes:
Either play Stanglehold or GTFO!  Hey Ted, know your role.
2013-08-05 09:53:40 AM
1 votes:
He promised us he'd be dead or in jail by now. He obviously doesn't care to keep his promises.

/he's a chickenhawk caged-hunt enthusiast AND an admitted pedophile
//no, seriously... the girl was like 12.... admittedly, it was Courtney Love and she's 31 flavors of f*cked up from the get-go, but he still rolled with it
2013-08-05 09:50:03 AM
1 votes:
For one  thing, he lied to us.
2013-08-05 09:44:21 AM
1 votes:
He pooped his jorts.
2013-08-05 09:12:04 AM
1 votes:
I'm going with the "'cause he's a total farking whackjob" theory..
 
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