SlothB77: His father is a CEO of a Mexican Steel
Sofa King Smart: Nabb1: Another thing - mid-seven figures to start a hedge fund management firm isn't "relatively small." It's minuscule.didn't Mittens get his start with a mere $30 million of someone else's money... granted that was back in '84... private equity in the 80's was the hedge fund of today...
Hollie Maea: Diogenes: "...powerful father and connections..."So powerful and connected he couldn't hook you up with a job? I'm kind of suspicious that he's actually interested in a real job.why would you want a real job when you can get filthy rich and obtain a lifetime supply of slampieces just by shaking hands with daddy's friends?
skozlaw: *yawn*kay, whatever. I'm not real concerned about Captain Cockbiter there while there's actually a significant number of people currently in the banking industry doing significant damage to the long term prospects of the economy.Let's worry about the real bankers currently doing bad things before we worry about stupid kids sending silly emails, eh?
Tatterdemalian: My links are still getting filtered, I guess. Miss Breslaw basically went to the police to report some guy on campus making threats to hatefark her (and the word used was the one that gets filtered to "fark," if you're googling). The cops took it seriously enough to acquire the university server logs, and it turned out the messages were posted from Breslaw's own laptop.
Actually, this had a shot at being one of the most successful hedge funds ever. Here's how it could have gone down.
miss diminutive: Hollie Maea: miss diminutive: Although "slampiece" is new to me. Must mean I'm getting old.I must say, although the job description has stayed pretty constant, the terms have been rapidly getting a lot more demeaning. First "Friend with Benefit" then "Fark Buddy" and now "Slampiece". What's next, "Vag-On-Call"?Orifice-On-Tap?
skozlaw: seem to have some sort of weird inferiority complex
OscarTamerz: the harpies at Jezebel
The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: " After a series of summer internships, however, I have somehow found myself without a full-time job offer for the upcoming year. "I think I know the answer to this mystery.
iheartscotch: So, his business structure will be1. Financial analyst. Do nothing, get paid 6 figures a year. Probably a lifelong friend.
skozlaw: Diogenes: Well your fingers clearly aren't broken. Go find a link for that and submit it.Because nothing ever gets submitted regarding the shifty practices of bankers and business executives, right?But that sort of thing's not cool and fun like obviously fake emails designed to rile up gullible people so those things just get relegated to the cold death of the business tab where it doesn't potentially eat into Drew's ad revenue.
Diogenes: Well your fingers clearly aren't broken. Go find a link for that and submit it.
Mugato: SlothB77: My initial reaction is this is fake. I am going to need some proof or evidence before I think anything else.You don't think douchebags like this exist in real life?
miss diminutive: Although "slampiece" is new to me. Must mean I'm getting old.
Hollie Maea: Nabb1: Nabb1: Hollie Maea: The best part is that if this guy and his bros fark things up, we get to bail them out!I'm pretty sure that this kid is not too big to fail." In fact, he seems just the perfect size to fail.FTFMSo who is going to eat those losses? Slambro and his frat buddies? Daddy? Daddy's friends? No, you can't have that. I'm sure they'll come up with a way to socialize those losses.
Nabb1: Hollie Maea: The best part is that if this guy and his bros fark things up, we get to bail them out!I'm pretty sure that this kid is not too big to fail." In fact, he seems just the perfect size to fail.
Hollie Maea: The best part is that if this guy and his bros fark things up, we get to bail them out!
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