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(TMZ)   Octomom's profits from her softcore porn video prove that she's been committing welfare fraud   (tmz.com) divider line 69
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2013-08-05 09:51:44 AM  
"...uncovered Octo's hefty XXX residuals."

Ewww.  With a blue light, I presume.
 
2013-08-05 09:54:56 AM  
wait, they actually released this tape?
 
2013-08-05 10:18:43 AM  

somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?


You haven't seen it?
 
2013-08-05 10:22:01 AM  

jaylectricity: somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?

You haven't seen it?


....noooo....any good?
 
2013-08-05 10:26:56 AM  

somedude210: jaylectricity: somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?

You haven't seen it?

....noooo....any good?



I've seen worse. I suppose I'd have preferred to see her getting slammed.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/1297634/nadya_suleman_octomom_masturbation _ scene.html NSFW
NSFW
 
2013-08-05 10:28:01 AM  
FTFA: 6-month total: $17,889.01

That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!

No, she isn't scamming anyone. She can literally make six figures and still qualify for food stamps.
 
2013-08-05 10:29:18 AM  

jaylectricity: I've seen worse. I suppose I'd have preferred to see her getting slammed.


next time
 
2013-08-05 10:37:54 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: FTFA: 6-month total: $17,889.01

That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!

No, she isn't scamming anyone. She can literally make six figures and still qualify for food stamps.


That's what I was thinking.  Her residuals would barely cover food for a week with that many kids.
 
2013-08-05 10:42:23 AM  

Lsherm: SecretAgentWoman: FTFA: 6-month total: $17,889.01

That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!

No, she isn't scamming anyone. She can literally make six figures and still qualify for food stamps.

That's what I was thinking.  Her residuals would barely cover food for a week with that many kids.


It's a pretty common problem, regardless of the scale of the numbers.  In many cases it doesn't make sense to come off of assistance or to attempt to supplement.

I just can't stomach having this irresponsible and pathetic POS be an example of the flaws in the system, though.
 
2013-08-05 11:10:55 AM  
*huffing and puffing* has anyone mentioned this woman's cavernous vagina? *gasp wheeze*

Just wanted to make sure
 
2013-08-05 11:11:01 AM  
Yeah, exposing this broad as a pizzashiat isn't exactly some sort of landmark journalism expose.

Pretty the only thing that could come of this is making the lives of the kids more of a shiatfest than it already is.
 
2013-08-05 11:11:26 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: FTFA: 6-month total: $17,889.01

That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!

No, she isn't scamming anyone. She can literally make six figures and still qualify for food stamps.


Sure she is, she decided that she was to poop out a bunch of kids and have america pay for it
 
2013-08-05 11:11:47 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!


Came for this. You drop that many butt turkeys your limits are going to be significant.
 
2013-08-05 11:14:17 AM  
Who buys porn?
 
2013-08-05 11:17:22 AM  
Those are the residuals. Wasn't there a payment made up front for her to do this?
 
2013-08-05 11:18:37 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Those are the residuals. Wasn't there a payment made up front for her to do this?


Maybe she reported the latter and not the former.
 
2013-08-05 11:19:29 AM  

jaylectricity: I've seen worse. I suppose I'd have preferred to see her getting slammed.


It's called spelunking.
 
2013-08-05 11:20:18 AM  

WinoRhino: Who buys porn?

 
2013-08-05 11:20:31 AM  

jaylectricity: somedude210: jaylectricity: somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?

You haven't seen it?

....noooo....any good?


I've seen worse. I suppose I'd have preferred to see her getting slammed.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/1297634/nadya_suleman_octomom_masturbation _ scene.html NSFW
NSFW


It's like a car wreck. I want to click, but I don't want to click.
 
2013-08-05 11:20:57 AM  
Reallllly? She's taking the welfare system for a ride? I am shocked; SHOCKED I tell you.

/ we need welfare reform; I suggest that, in order to recieve welfare, said recipient needs to provide a comparable service to the government. Namely; providing labor in a field that they are qualified in. If they aren't qualified for a specific field; give them a shovel and set them digging ditches
 
2013-08-05 11:23:43 AM  
I'm not sure who's slimier... Octomom herself, the porn company that produced her masturbation DVD, or TMZ for deciding that this is news the world needs to know about.
 
2013-08-05 11:25:44 AM  
Just this lip pose makes me want to marry her
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-08-05 11:26:41 AM  

secularsage: I'm not sure who's slimier... Octomom herself, the porn company that produced her masturbation DVD, or TMZ for deciding that this is news the world needs to know about.


I say it's those of us who care enough to click, read and comment. Without us, the rest wouldn't exist.
 
2013-08-05 11:28:14 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: *huffing and puffing* has anyone mentioned this woman's cavernous vagina? *gasp wheeze*

Just wanted to make sure


Strap a 2 x 4 across your ass so you don't fall in.
 
2013-08-05 11:29:19 AM  
Previous TMZ story:
TMZ broke the story ... the L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud prevention seized Nadya Suleman's financial records, after getting a tip that the mother of 14 was collecting gov funds, despite making more than $200,000 in 2012.
FYI -- Octo can only collect welfare if she rakes in less than $119,000 a year.


This TMZ story:
Now the evidence has grown ... authorities seized payment records from Wicked -- the company that hawked Octo's masturbation porn -- and uncovered Octo's hefty XXX residuals...
6-month total: $17,889.01 (Again, these are residuals).


Only at TMZ is two times $18k equal to $200k.
 
2013-08-05 11:33:20 AM  

Diogenes: Lsherm: SecretAgentWoman: FTFA: 6-month total: $17,889.01

That's less than $40k a year. For a family of 15!

No, she isn't scamming anyone. She can literally make six figures and still qualify for food stamps.

That's what I was thinking.  Her residuals would barely cover food for a week with that many kids.

It's a pretty common problem, regardless of the scale of the numbers.  In many cases it doesn't make sense to come off of assistance or to attempt to supplement.

I just can't stomach having this irresponsible and pathetic POS be an example of the flaws in the system, though.


Even worse, this irresponsible and pathetic POS is an example for her 14 kids
 
2013-08-05 11:33:49 AM  
Meanwhile, California CPS keeps sticking their collective heads up their own butts and saying "Mrrph mrmhh mrh mummphrm!"* (* I don't see nuthin'!)
 
2013-08-05 11:33:57 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: *huffing and puffing* has anyone mentioned this woman's cavernous vagina? *gasp wheeze*

Just wanted to make sure


No, we've all looked up the definition of "cesarian" by now.
 
2013-08-05 11:34:17 AM  

iheartscotch: Reallllly? She's taking the welfare system for a ride? I am shocked; SHOCKED I tell you.

/ we need welfare reform; I suggest that, in order to recieve welfare, said recipient needs to provide a comparable service to the government. Namely; providing labor in a field that they are qualified in. If they aren't qualified for a specific field; give them a shovel and set them digging ditches


I'm tempted to agree with you because the WPA did good by my great-grandfather, but I think there are some repercussions which you aren't considering. Namely, that would put thousands, if not millions on the government pay-roll, and the majority would be unionized. Secondly, it would put a lot of construction companies who bid on government jobs out of business, adding all the more to the government payroll.

I'd rather have private companies bid (fairly and competitively) and work on government infrastructure projects and have private industry unions rather than public unions.
 
2013-08-05 11:34:43 AM  

somedude210: jaylectricity: somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?

You haven't seen it?

....noooo....any good?


Meh. She never looked like she was into it.
 
2013-08-05 11:34:54 AM  

cig-mkr: Just this lip pose makes me want to marry her


ll-media.tmz.com
lrg.zorpia.com
 
2013-08-05 11:36:00 AM  

cig-mkr: Just this lip pose makes me want to marry her
[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x422]


She would probably spit it into a turkey baster, impregnate herself and leave you with the tab for her mutant household.

Don't do it, dude.
 
2013-08-05 11:36:53 AM  

secularsage: I'm not sure who's slimier... Octomom herself, the porn company that produced her masturbation DVD, or TMZ for deciding that this is news the world needs to know about.


I was going  to say The Porn Co. but considering it was Nadia S. who decided she had to have more kids regardless of the risks (benefits?) I say it is ALL ON HER.

Way to shame your children.

Seriously expect her to attempt "suicide" for attention, interview money, etc.
 
2013-08-05 11:37:45 AM  

Theaetetus: Previous TMZ story:
TMZ broke the story ... the L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud prevention seized Nadya Suleman's financial records, after getting a tip that the mother of 14 was collecting gov funds, despite making more than $200,000 in 2012.
FYI -- Octo can only collect welfare if she rakes in less than $119,000 a year.

This TMZ story:
Now the evidence has grown ... authorities seized payment records from Wicked -- the company that hawked Octo's masturbation porn -- and uncovered Octo's hefty XXX residuals...
6-month total: $17,889.01 (Again, these are residuals).

Only at TMZ is two times $18k equal to $200k.


Only on Fark will a retard confuse stories about 2012 and 2013.
 
2013-08-05 11:41:31 AM  
What the hell happened in April? Were the Fark servers down for a week or something?
 
2013-08-05 11:44:22 AM  

jaylectricity: somedude210: jaylectricity: somedude210: wait, they actually released this tape?

You haven't seen it?

....noooo....any good?


I've seen worse. I suppose I'd have preferred to see her getting slammed.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/1297634/nadya_suleman_octomom_masturbation _ scene.html NSFW
NSFW


stupidcents.com
/That's a question.
//At work and can't watch porn. Even for science.
 
2013-08-05 11:46:10 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: *huffing and puffing* has anyone mentioned this woman's cavernous vagina? *gasp wheeze*

Just wanted to make sure


I still haven't been able to find my keys to get my car out
 
2013-08-05 11:50:27 AM  

cgraves67: iheartscotch: Reallllly? She's taking the welfare system for a ride? I am shocked; SHOCKED I tell you.

/ we need welfare reform; I suggest that, in order to recieve welfare, said recipient needs to provide a comparable service to the government. Namely; providing labor in a field that they are qualified in. If they aren't qualified for a specific field; give them a shovel and set them digging ditches

I'm tempted to agree with you because the WPA did good by my great-grandfather, but I think there are some repercussions which you aren't considering. Namely, that would put thousands, if not millions on the government pay-roll, and the majority would be unionized. Secondly, it would put a lot of construction companies who bid on government jobs out of business, adding all the more to the government payroll.

I'd rather have private companies bid (fairly and competitively) and work on government infrastructure projects and have private industry unions rather than public unions.


I thought about that. We, as a country, probably have decades of work available right now. A large number of our bridges and other infrastructure are substandard.

My idea is; the government pays the welfare; but, the actual workers have to work with a private contractor. That way; you're not taking money away from small business; you're actually saving them money. And since we're already paying the recipient of the welfare; we're probably saving the country money and improving infustructure.

/ I realize not everyone can physically lift a shovel; I suggest those who can't get placed in call centers or as secretaries or something similar.

// I don't know how you'd deal with the union aspect
 
2013-08-05 11:53:58 AM  
Who would want to see this depraved shiat? Friggin' gross
 
2013-08-05 11:57:44 AM  

Carn: WinoRhino: Who buys porn?


WinoRhino: Who buys porn?

 
2013-08-05 12:21:16 PM  
She'll never do hardcore because she's asexual. She doesn't have sex with other people; Only herself.

/Not kidding.
//None of her brood has a daddy.
 
2013-08-05 12:23:10 PM  
well, duh
 
2013-08-05 12:25:39 PM  

ZeroCorpse: None of her brood has a daddy.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Well... sort of.
 
2013-08-05 12:31:11 PM  

Diogenes: "...uncovered Octo's hefty XXX residuals."

Ewww.  With a blue light, I presume.


I don't get it, were the residuals hefty, or were they residuals from something called "Octo's hefty XXX"?
 
2013-08-05 12:34:48 PM  

blindio: Diogenes: "...uncovered Octo's hefty XXX residuals."

Ewww.  With a blue light, I presume.

I don't get it, were the residuals hefty, or were they residuals from something called "Octo's hefty XXX"?


On second thought, I really don't want to know.
 
2013-08-05 12:39:39 PM  
That's nothing,  wait until the bill for mental health services all those kids are going to ring up.
 
Skr
2013-08-05 01:08:26 PM  

cig-mkr: Just this lip pose makes me want to marry her
[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x422]


Those lips are after market, from the Jolie section of the chop shop. Buy a set for a less toxic individual and then go to town.
 
2013-08-05 01:10:23 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Thank You Black Jesus!: *huffing and puffing* has anyone mentioned this woman's cavernous vagina? *gasp wheeze*

Just wanted to make sure

I still haven't been able to find my keys to get my car out


www.celebjihad.com
 
2013-08-05 01:26:01 PM  
Foodstamps, if used as intended very helpful, if not used as intended, it is still full of economic benefit.

If they do happen to be sold in the worstcase scenario, for drugs...the money still goes to the drug dealer, he makes a car payment or whatever because that is extra money for him or her.  Although we hope the family feeds itself.

What if it gets sold because they need money, shoes or paper napkins, the person gets the physical goods and that money is still spend of food freeing up money to be used by that other person.

I would bet it has one of the best economic turnover effects.   Compared to when it goes to goldman sax that allow them to manipulate the stockmarket or ADM midland to waste dead dinosaurs for their personal economic benefit turning corn into gas I don't want.
 
2013-08-05 01:54:30 PM  
i486.photobucket.com
She does anal, too.
 
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