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(Daily Mail)   Amanda Bynes' publicist fears she'll either commit suicide or die from a drug overdose, claiming she smokes 30 joints a day. 30 joints? That's what Snoop Lion calls a "wake and bake"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-08-04 05:30:32 PM  
If she's spending that much time smoking weed, odds are she won't have the time or inclination to do anything else.
 
2013-08-04 05:52:32 PM  
When I smoked cigarettes I never, not once, smoked 30 in a day, no matter how drunk I was. I can't even fathom doing that with joints. How is she even able to breathe when she wakes up the next day? She'll need a lung transplant next week.
 
2013-08-04 06:01:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: When I smoked cigarettes I never, not once, smoked 30 in a day, no matter how drunk I was. I can't even fathom doing that with joints. How is she even able to breathe when she wakes up the next day? She'll need a lung transplant next week.


There are people who smoked between 2-3 packs a day. It's possible. Crazy, but possible.
 
2013-08-04 06:08:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Adolf Oliver Nipples: When I smoked cigarettes I never, not once, smoked 30 in a day, no matter how drunk I was. I can't even fathom doing that with joints. How is she even able to breathe when she wakes up the next day? She'll need a lung transplant next week.

There are people who smoked between 2-3 packs a day. It's possible. Crazy, but possible.


My father-in-law was one of those people.
 
2013-08-04 06:10:40 PM  

Bob Falfa: cameroncrazy1984: Adolf Oliver Nipples: When I smoked cigarettes I never, not once, smoked 30 in a day, no matter how drunk I was. I can't even fathom doing that with joints. How is she even able to breathe when she wakes up the next day? She'll need a lung transplant next week.

There are people who smoked between 2-3 packs a day. It's possible. Crazy, but possible.

My father-in-law was one of those people.


WAS.
 
2013-08-04 06:19:21 PM  
Thirty joints a day would roast your brain to the point you would just sit there and watch whatever channel was on the tv because you are too baked to reach for the remote.
 
2013-08-04 06:20:22 PM  
hehehehehe

I wish I had the money to smoke 30 joints a day

I hate being poor
 
2013-08-04 06:29:59 PM  
Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.
 
2013-08-04 06:38:54 PM  
She should be an astronomy teacher.
 
2013-08-04 06:49:48 PM  
Her publicist sounds as crazy as she does.
 
2013-08-04 06:55:21 PM  

miss diminutive: Her publicist sounds as crazy as she does.


Pretty much. It's a LOT of weed, but I wasn't aware that pot HAD a lethal dosage. Or rather, that you'd ever be able to get to that point, physically...

Water is more lethal, even just drinking the stuff. Not exactly healthy from the point of view of your lungs, but that's not the pot so much, as the method of ingestion...
 
2013-08-04 06:58:54 PM  

hubiestubert: miss diminutive: Her publicist sounds as crazy as she does.

Pretty much. It's a LOT of weed, but I wasn't aware that pot HAD a lethal dosage. Or rather, that you'd ever be able to get to that point, physically...

Water is more lethal, even just drinking the stuff. Not exactly healthy from the point of view of your lungs, but that's not the pot so much, as the method of ingestion...


Well, true. I meant more from the perspective that he sounds like an attention whore who appears to have a track record of attaching himself to celebrities and then making up stuff about them. Amanda Bynes clearly needs help, but this guy just seems like he's interested in making a buck and getting into the limelight.
 
2013-08-04 07:03:13 PM  
She probably smokes two joints before she smokes two joints and then she smokes two more.
 
2013-08-04 07:05:54 PM  
I am as high as a kite, so I am loving the responses you farkers are making
 
IP [TotalFark]
2013-08-04 07:07:11 PM  
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2013-08-04 07:15:42 PM  
www.undergroundtreelive.com
 
2013-08-04 07:22:56 PM  

cman: I am as high as a kite, so I am loving the responses you farkers are making


Yeah, we all knew that before you posted anything.
 
2013-08-04 07:25:30 PM  
Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?
 
IP [TotalFark]
2013-08-04 07:28:00 PM  

Mark Ratner: Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?


Yes.
 
2013-08-04 07:30:34 PM  

IP: Mark Ratner: Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?

Yes.


Thanks. I think it's pretty stupid. He'll always be snoop dogg IMO.
 
2013-08-04 07:34:25 PM  
Actually, Snoop (if you can believe him on this) once claimed that he smokes around 80 BLUNTS a day.

Now I don't know about you, but most of the blunts I roll are about twice as big as my joints, and my joints are usually between 1g and 1.3g.

So considering that means that she's smoking 30 joints to Snoop's approximate 160 joints, yeah I'd say that puts her right in his wake-n-bake range.
 
2013-08-04 07:35:14 PM  

Mark Ratner: IP: Mark Ratner: Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?

Yes.

Thanks. I think it's pretty stupid. He'll always be snoop dogg IMO.


He had a spiritual conversion and dropped his old life, image, and name.
 
2013-08-04 07:37:35 PM  

Radak: Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.


Bang! There it is, folks, the first butthurt pot smoker in this thread. You knew it was coming from the moment weed was mentioned in a negative light.
 
2013-08-04 07:38:17 PM  
Why, that's as many as three tens!
 
2013-08-04 07:38:50 PM  

Sid_6.7: If she's spending that much time smoking weed, odds are she won't have the time or inclination to do anything else.


She might get fat from all the munchies but death will be emphysema in her 70's if all she does is smoke. Course if she starts freebasing or mainlining heroin then yeah she isn't going to last long.
 
IP [TotalFark]
2013-08-04 07:39:46 PM  

Radak: Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.


Agrees:

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-08-04 07:40:04 PM  
I smoke 30 joints in the morning. I smoke 30 joints at night.
4.bp.blogspot.com
I smoke 30 joints in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright.
 
2013-08-04 07:45:43 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfduFy26EE0">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ZfduFy26EE0
 
2013-08-04 07:47:46 PM  
George Michael smoked about just as many spliffs a day.

He's still alive - shame about his career.
 
2013-08-04 07:48:11 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Radak: Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.

Bang! There it is, folks, the first butthurt pot smoker in this thread. You knew it was coming from the moment weed was mentioned in a negative light.


It's funny that you would say that, since I haven't smoked pot since sometime in the 1990s.  It just doesn't do it for me anymore.

I am a raging alcoholic, so we can make fun of that part of me instead?
 
2013-08-04 07:49:08 PM  

radarlove: Mark Ratner: IP: Mark Ratner: Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?

Yes.

Thanks. I think it's pretty stupid. He'll always be snoop dogg IMO.

He had a spiritual conversion and dropped his old life, image, and name.


But he still smokes weed, doesn't he? And he left the gangbanger image a long time ago. I think it's kind of silly, but whatever he wants to call himself is fine by me. He seems like a basically good guy.
 
2013-08-04 07:50:55 PM  
Should that publicist be promoted or hanged?
 
2013-08-04 07:51:49 PM  
In a row?
 
2013-08-04 07:52:27 PM  
I'm guessing those are crack joints, not weed.
 
2013-08-04 07:53:40 PM  
everyone must be getting a cut in her will because it seems like everyone wants her to die. no one is giving this girl any honest help. she has no good friends and her parents and handlers all want her money. solitude and drugs will lead to accidently death soon.
 
2013-08-04 07:57:25 PM  
If she's smoking 30 j's a day, she's wasting a lot of weed, or its terrible weak dirt weed.
 
2013-08-04 08:01:45 PM  

Mark Ratner: radarlove: Mark Ratner: IP: Mark Ratner: Snoop Lion? Did he change his name?

Yes.

Thanks. I think it's pretty stupid. He'll always be snoop dogg IMO.

He had a spiritual conversion and dropped his old life, image, and name.

But he still smokes weed, doesn't he? And he left the gangbanger image a long time ago. I think it's kind of silly, but whatever he wants to call himself is fine by me. He seems like a basically good guy.


He converted to Rastafari so he's probably smoking more than ever.  One has to wonder why he wasn't a Rastafarian in the first place- they were made for each other.

He does seem like a really neat dude.  I've always wanted to smoke a bowl with him and Miley Cyrus.  I think that'd be a great sesh.
 
2013-08-04 08:04:14 PM  

radarlove: Actually, Snoop (if you can believe him on this) once claimed that he smokes around 80 BLUNTS a day.

Now I don't know about you, but most of the blunts I roll are about twice as big as my joints, and my joints are usually between 1g and 1.3g.

So considering that means that she's smoking 30 joints to Snoop's approximate 160 joints, yeah I'd say that puts her right in his wake-n-bake range.


80 blunts a day he may as well smoke a few packs of cigarettes. makes me laugh, rich people rolling the finest weed in the shiattiest cheap tobacco.
 
2013-08-04 08:05:34 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wait I thought weed isn't addictive?


It's not physically addictive. Anything can be psychologically addictive.
 
2013-08-04 08:05:43 PM  
That's as many as 3 tens.
 
2013-08-04 08:05:58 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wait I thought weed isn't addictive?


it's not. some people just don't know how to experience it so they think smoking ridiculous amounts is the answer.
 
2013-08-04 08:07:39 PM  

nburghmatt: radarlove: Actually, Snoop (if you can believe him on this) once claimed that he smokes around 80 BLUNTS a day.

Now I don't know about you, but most of the blunts I roll are about twice as big as my joints, and my joints are usually between 1g and 1.3g.

So considering that means that she's smoking 30 joints to Snoop's approximate 160 joints, yeah I'd say that puts her right in his wake-n-bake range.

80 blunts a day he may as well smoke a few packs of cigarettes. makes me laugh, rich people rolling the finest weed in the shiattiest cheap tobacco.


Blunts generally aren't cut with tobacco, save for the wrap, and depending on what cigars you smoke that can be a very nice wrap.  I think you're talking about spliffs, which are cut with tobacco, and not really as popular here in the States as they are in Europe.
 
2013-08-04 08:07:58 PM  

cman: hehehehehe

I wish I had the money to smoke 30 joints a day

I hate being poor


If you buy a 3D printer it'll pay for itself in a year. Just buy two, profit.
 
2013-08-04 08:09:43 PM  

Radak: B.L.Z. Bub: Radak: Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.

Bang! There it is, folks, the first butthurt pot smoker in this thread. You knew it was coming from the moment weed was mentioned in a negative light.

It's funny that you would say that, since I haven't smoked pot since sometime in the 1990s.  It just doesn't do it for me anymore.

I am a raging alcoholic, so we can make fun of that part of me instead?


Anyone remember Laurie Dann?  She didn't smoke pot, AFAIK.  Meds didn't work for her, either.

One size doesn't fit all?

Paul McCartney's golddigger 2nd wife swore that marijuana was a gateway to schizophrenia.  Yeah, Paulie wrote some really goofy tunes after the Beatles ended, but c'mon ...

/drinking margaritas right now
//can look in the mirror
 
2013-08-04 08:12:24 PM  
How the f*ck would he know?

also: it's Snoop Dogg. We mustn't indulge this "Lion" idiocy.
 
2013-08-04 08:14:09 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: /drinking margaritas right now


My invitation seems to have been lost somewhere.
 
2013-08-04 08:15:36 PM  
When I was young, this was referred to as the "hefty lefty".
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-04 08:16:35 PM  
Smoking and Schizophrenia go hand in hand. About 90% of Schizophrenic patients smoke cigarettes. I'm not sure about the numbers for pot. Weed exacerbates the onset and severity of Schizophrenia symptoms, so it certainly isn't "better" than excessive cigarette smoking in this case. I hope she cuts back or stops for the sake of her health. Getting her mentally healthy enough to actually care about her health is a separate challenge in itself.

I hope she gets proper treatment and support. It has been painful to see her plight with mental illness plastered all over tabloid news as a source of entertainment for the masses.
 
2013-08-04 08:19:36 PM  

Radak: I haven't smoked pot since sometime in the 1990s. It just doesn't do it for me anymore.

I am a raging alcoholic, so we can make fun of that part of me instead?


Holy shiat! Are you me?
 
2013-08-04 08:20:45 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Radak: Yes, because people who smoke pot all day have such a storied history of getting off the couch and killing themselves.

Bang! There it is, folks, the first butthurt pot smoker in this thread. You knew it was coming from the moment weed was mentioned in a negative light.


There's nothing in the least bit "butthurt" about that bit of dry sarcasm.

You're trying much too hard. Are you one of those "DARE" cultists?
 
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