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(WKYC Cleveland)   "You can't fire me, I quit" says Ohio death row inmate   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Billy Slagle, Ohio, killer, death row, convicts  
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10776 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2013 at 4:47 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-04 05:04:50 PM  
8 votes:

2013-08-04 04:48:37 PM  
4 votes:
Don't leave me hanging, what happened?
2013-08-04 05:06:17 PM  
3 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: doosh: TFA is a farken autoplay Grrrgrgrgr!! Can't Fark have a standing policy to NOT greenlight troll articles?!

You would think after 4 years you could figure this out.

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2013-08-04 05:01:39 PM  
3 votes:
Would it have killed him to wait a week?
2013-08-04 06:23:37 PM  
2 votes:
Wonder if he had a knot in his throat when he changed his mind . . .
2013-08-04 06:01:26 PM  
2 votes:

GoldDude: FTFA: "a comprehensive after action review and investigation is underway on how Slagle was able to get material to commit the suicide."

Hopefully to promote and encourage this.
Like a free 12-foot length of rope, and a book on knot-tying with details of how to make a hangman's noose?

Is this the Sign of the Twines? He wanted to go out in Europe, not your rope.
2013-08-04 04:50:58 PM  
2 votes:
It's not often a guy gets to suspend his own sentence.
2013-08-04 11:48:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-04 07:11:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-04 06:40:33 PM  
1 vote:
You must admit, that is great way to start a hunger strike.
2013-08-04 06:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
Hey Billy, the governor just called. Says he's going to grant the par... Never mind.
2013-08-04 05:47:19 PM  
1 vote:

swingerofbirches: When I see those people who have gotten reprieves in the last hour and then finally are executed . . . think about the fact that multiple times they have faced the specter of their own death.

It's called driving.
2013-08-04 05:22:35 PM  
1 vote:
/helped Boris out
2013-08-04 05:06:28 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: Nothing To See Here: Don't leave me hanging, what happened?

He tried to pull a David Carradine.

That joke is just INXS good sir.
2013-08-04 05:02:30 PM  
1 vote:
Well, no noose is good noose.
Oh wait...
2013-08-04 04:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Don't leave me hanging, what happened?

He tried to pull a David Carradine.
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