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(The Consumerist)   "I want to be treated like a person with respect." says the man in the yellow pimp suit after being arrested for calling 911 because he ordered seven McDoubles and only got six   (consumerist.com) divider line 92
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2013-08-04 09:39:34 AM
That man is a National Hero and you will treat him as such.
 
2013-08-04 10:53:06 AM
What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?
 
2013-08-04 10:56:10 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


"I want to speak to the manager."

"I'm calling your corporate office."

That could probably solve 99.9% of those issues.
 
2013-08-04 11:05:22 AM
They see me orderin'. They hatin'.
 
2013-08-04 11:06:11 AM

NewportBarGuy: johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?

"I want to speak to the manager."

"I'm calling your corporate office."

That could probably solve 99.9% of those issues.


This. There is a proper path of escalation, and calling 911 is not it. It's the "I'm tellin'!" mentality that amazes me, personally, when folks misuse 911 to complain about the amount of mayo on a sandwich, or that they didn't get the toy in a Happy Meal, or some bizarre shiat.
 
2013-08-04 11:06:42 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


Go back and tell them they screwed up your order, like a civilized person.

If they give you trouble ask for the manager, if they won't get the manager call the head office of the chain.
 
2013-08-04 11:07:59 AM
Ah, the hardships of the pimp.
 
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2013-08-04 11:10:09 AM
Is Leo Getz his accountant?

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2013-08-04 11:11:42 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


Kill Ronald McDonald.
 
2013-08-04 11:11:43 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


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2013-08-04 11:12:02 AM
"she was getting an attitude with me"

i want to know what that really means.
 
2013-08-04 11:12:28 AM
"Misusing 911?  I ain't never thought that."

I'm pretty sure to him that not getting his 7 McDoubles was an emergency that required him to call the PO-lice
 
2013-08-04 11:12:48 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


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2013-08-04 11:13:28 AM
Gdi... that's what I get for hunting through hotlinks that work...
 
2013-08-04 11:13:41 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


You've never been through a drive thru and had your order messed up?  Are you like 12 or something?
 
2013-08-04 11:15:49 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


That's it, I'm calling the cops.

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2013-08-04 11:19:30 AM
"I want to be treated with respect the same way everyone wants to be treated with respect"

Aint gonna happen, you are a joke and you will be treated as such for the rest of your sad pathetic life.
 
2013-08-04 11:22:21 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?

You've never been through a drive thru and had your order messed up?  Are you like 12 or something?


That or he has never gone to a fast food restaurant. I eat out once a year if twice, golden rule is to check your food make sure everything is there at the window, if you drive off you are out of luck. Why? Its just so easy to pull ahead, hide two bigmacs then pull around and say the order was incomplete.

/i've had a few messed up orders, but I don't recall anyone ever questioning me when I was at the window itself .
 
2013-08-04 11:22:59 AM
I'm sure no attitude by him was involved either. I've been short changed on orders before and just mentioned it to the server in a calm manner, and they just take my word for it.
 
2013-08-04 11:23:20 AM
I'm kind of surprised The Consumerist didn't take their side...
 
2013-08-04 11:23:44 AM
I've been binging on 30 Rock on Netflix, so I read that headline in Tracy Jordan's voice.
 
2013-08-04 11:23:54 AM

notto: johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?

That's it, I'm calling the cops.

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I take from this image two things.

One, there are some interesting candy brand names in Europe.

Two, snack machines that dispense soda?


What a magical world we live in.
 
2013-08-04 11:24:26 AM
MsDonalds is obviously racist, maybe a riot is in order. That could have been Obama's double cheeseburger.
 
2013-08-04 11:25:58 AM
I was onboard until I saw the peak lapel.  Unacceptable.
 
2013-08-04 11:27:02 AM

johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?


Is asking for the manager, asking for the office number or writing a letter to the corp office so hard?

File a civil suit, if you want, and refuse to go there ever again.

But if you think missing one burger from your order is an emergency, here's your sign.
 
2013-08-04 11:28:26 AM
Sure would like to see a picture of his Pimp-Mo-Truck.
 
2013-08-04 11:29:30 AM
He thought calling 911 is the same thing as calling the police, I can buy that.   He doesn't strike me as a person who has had much interaction with the police other than being arrested by them.
 
2013-08-04 11:31:56 AM
"I want justice," he tells WALB. "I want to be treated like a person with respect."

/Really, try not dressing like a farking canary pimp and ordering everything on the menu then being pissed because they left out one thing on accident. And 911? The first thing they say is "This is 911...what is your emergency?". Forgetting a farking hamburger in your order is by no stretch of anyones imagination an "emergency". The police and fire departments aren't there to be your personal "make my life all ok" professionals. It's for EMERGENCIES, like someone dying, fires, etc. Get a clue you self aggrandizing prick.
 
2013-08-04 11:32:27 AM
If this had happened to a breast-feeding white woman with a gluten intolerance, The Consumerist would have already set up a page on their web site where you could contribute to her pain and suffering fund.
 
2013-08-04 11:32:29 AM
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2013-08-04 11:33:47 AM

NewportBarGuy: johnryan51: What are you supposed to do if you get cheated at the drive thru ? We laugh at these people but what should you do? Let them rip you off?

"I want to speak to the manager."

"I'm calling your corporate office."

That could probably solve 99.9% of those issues.


/um..how about walking back in and saying "sorry, but you forgot something on my order i paid for".  Be nice and civil, people make mistakes, and you get more flies with honey than salt.  Be a prick if you want to, but you get more by being nice.
 
2013-08-04 11:33:56 AM
so this moron ties up the 911 service, then at least one cop and a cruiser for who knows how long. then gets booked into jail overnite (which most likely included dinner and breakfast). for what? a buck and some change?
and what now? we fight the ticket?
/been to jail before. wouldn't go for a burger.
 
2013-08-04 11:34:25 AM

Birnone: He thought calling 911 is the same thing as calling the police, I can buy that.   He doesn't strike me as a person who has had much interaction with the police other than being arrested by them.


I think it has something to do with the food at mcdonalds,  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/teacher-busted-for-mcdonalds-driv e -thru-rage-765912
 
2013-08-04 11:36:04 AM
This happened to me once.  I called the Pentagon and requested an air strike.

That Whataburger won't screw me again.  I'll say that much.
 
2013-08-04 11:36:15 AM

Misconduc: I eat out once a year if twice, golden rule is to check your food make sure everything is there at the window, if you drive off you are out of luck. Why? Its just so easy to pull ahead, hide two bigmacs then pull around and say the order was incomplete.


A trick i learned during my misspent youth is MacDonalds will never argue with you if you claim they screwed up an order. I think employees might be told not to because it could cause a scene, and its easier to just give the person what they want and send them on their way. I used to show up claiming i had been there the day before during the lunch rush and they forgot something in my order, and even with no receipt they'd always hook me up.

Generally i frown on such things, but fark MacDonalds. I wouldn't dream of doing it now, but have no regrets about doing it when i was a punk kid.
 
2013-08-04 11:37:04 AM
I was in Vegas once, on the shady side of town (over by Nellis), when I had to stop and use the restroom at a Mcdonalds. Whilst there, I witnessed a very angry, VERY large woman storm into the building, cut in front of everyone in line and start screaming at the worker. Apparently she had ordered x amounts of burgers and didn't get the full amount. She demanded, and I quote, "I've been done mistreated here and I demand a large fry for ma' troubles." They gave her the fries and she left, no one acted like this was anything out of the ordinary. I thought it was frackin hilarious/scary.

/Glad I don't live in an area like that.
 
2013-08-04 11:37:05 AM
NoScript filtered a potential cross-site scripting (XSS) attempt ...

WTF Consumerist?
 
2013-08-04 11:37:49 AM

cowgirl toffee: [img827.imageshack.us image 717x536]


I've been on vacation this week, and I've been able to see your skills steadily increase! and now color! I may need another week off.
 
2013-08-04 11:39:52 AM
veracitystew.com

"You get me one McDoubles lover on that jury and I'm gonna make you a rich man!"
 
2013-08-04 11:40:28 AM
I'm pretty sure that wearing a yellow pimp suit very justly removes any obligation to be treated with respect.

/purple suits will get you hired by ESPN though.
// The Pope should wear a purple pimp suite, just once.
 
2013-08-04 11:41:01 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: /um..how about walking back in and saying "sorry, but you forgot something on my order i paid for". Be nice and civil, people make mistakes, and you get more flies with honey than salt. Be a prick if you want to, but you get more by being nice.


I thought the 1st step was obvious, but this guy obviously f*cked that part up.
 
2013-08-04 11:41:49 AM

Lamadin: I was in Vegas once, on the shady side of town (over by Nellis), when I had to stop and use the restroom at a Mcdonalds. Whilst there, I witnessed a very angry, VERY large woman storm into the building, cut in front of everyone in line and start screaming at the worker. Apparently she had ordered x amounts of burgers and didn't get the full amount. She demanded, and I quote, "I've been done mistreated here and I demand a large fry for ma' troubles." They gave her the fries and she left, no one acted like this was anything out of the ordinary. I thought it was frackin hilarious/scary.

/Glad I don't live in an area like that.


/Meh, too common. They think if they just start screaming and cursing you like a no brained violent gutter rat you will give them something free just to make them stfu.  Happens all too often in the big cities.
 
2013-08-04 11:42:01 AM

cowgirl toffee: [img827.imageshack.us image 717x536]


I have begun to look forward to your illustrations greatly.  It's like the bizzaro-world CGI news reenactments, but Farkier.
 
2013-08-04 11:42:18 AM
a man's gotta feed his hoes
 
2013-08-04 11:43:33 AM
Disappoint in the lack of Flyguy pics.
 
2013-08-04 11:51:36 AM

bigbobowski: cowgirl toffee: [img827.imageshack.us image 717x536]

I've been on vacation this week, and I've been able to see your skills steadily increase! and now color! I may need another week off.


That's so sweet.  :)  I think I could do better if I had something more than a 3 inch touch pad. :/

Anyway... here's a pic in color I did earlier. It was for this article: http://www.shortlist.com/instant-improver/food/the-black-hotdog-of-to k yo

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:P
 
2013-08-04 11:52:15 AM

RangerTaylor: cowgirl toffee: [img827.imageshack.us image 717x536]

I have begun to look forward to your illustrations greatly.  It's like the bizzaro-world CGI news reenactments, but Farkier.


Eeeee! *giddy*
 
2013-08-04 11:52:51 AM

offmymeds: [veracitystew.com image 630x337]

"You get me one McDoubles lover on that jury and I'm gonna make you a rich man!"


LMAO
 
2013-08-04 11:53:58 AM

cowgirl toffee: RangerTaylor: cowgirl toffee: [img827.imageshack.us image 717x536]

I have begun to look forward to your illustrations greatly.  It's like the bizzaro-world CGI news reenactments, but Farkier.

Eeeee! *giddy*


Yep, that's farkin' awesome... congrats, you are now the official illustrator of all my greenlights

/subby
 
2013-08-04 11:55:42 AM
It takes a brave man to dress like a Laffy Taffy.
 
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