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(Daily Mail)   Married couple spend 48 hours handcuffed together and film the results. Sheesh, try 25 years people   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-08-04 08:27:10 AM
I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.
 
2013-08-04 08:27:27 AM
Are there any pornos with this premise?  I'm just curious for research purposes...
 
2013-08-04 08:27:55 AM
I'm sure the cuffs provided enough slack to be able to work the remote, but the part that sucked was having to go to the kitchen while she made sammwiches.
 
2013-08-04 08:28:35 AM
I don't really see the point. My husband and I have been together for 13 years, and our biggest "secret" is that we get away from each enough not not get on each other's nerves too much. We've never been clingy, nor interested in being up in the other's business. He goes out with his friends, I go out with mine. I think a lot of couples forget that...especially when they have kids.

Plus he's 8 inches taller than me, so this would never work.
 
2013-08-04 08:33:56 AM
18 years tomorrow.
 
2013-08-04 08:36:02 AM
Could those pictures be any more contrived? It's saying something when even the Daily Wail comments on why they aren't using their other hands.
 
2013-08-04 08:36:59 AM
I can only presume this is the pitch for a TLC show.
 
2013-08-04 08:37:45 AM
Codependence is painless.
 
2013-08-04 08:37:49 AM
Funnier when Kenny and Spenny did it...
 
2013-08-04 08:39:48 AM

leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.


Nor the other way around. The bathroom is what breaks this arrangement for me. Otherwise, while it might be weird, I think I could do 48 hours.
 
2013-08-04 08:42:45 AM

dukeblue219: leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.

Nor the other way around. The bathroom is what breaks this arrangement for me. Otherwise, while it might be weird, I think I could do 48 hours.


There can be a right time to be really constipated.
 
2013-08-04 08:48:03 AM
Does one of them sing Babalu?
 
2013-08-04 08:51:15 AM
potty time would be really, REALLY, bad

/or really, REALLY, great, depending on your fetishes
 
2013-08-04 08:52:32 AM

enry: 18 years tomorrow.


14 as of yesterday
 
2013-08-04 08:53:47 AM
The Daily Mail song

/Cause this story is worthless.
 
2013-08-04 08:56:41 AM
I though you were supposed to  seek medical help for anything over four hours.  What is the point of being handcuffed otherwise
 
2013-08-04 09:12:10 AM

NeverDrunk23: Does one of them sing Babalu?


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Great episode. Not as good as the wine stomping or the chocolate factory, but still comic gold
 
2013-08-04 09:18:00 AM
Was the total event witnessed by anyone naked?
 
2013-08-04 09:18:31 AM

Cheron: I though you were supposed to  seek medical help for anything over four hours.  What is the point of being handcuffed otherwise


Fiber.
 
2013-08-04 09:22:29 AM
Being handcuffed to another person is as bad a torture as waterboarding.
 
2013-08-04 09:33:31 AM
As the old joke goes, I find marriage to be a remarkable institution...
 
2013-08-04 09:40:48 AM
"On the count of three do we stand up...or do we pee?"
 
2013-08-04 09:53:14 AM

leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.


What's the big deal?  I've been in there many times when she is.  It's less common the other way around but that's happened also.
 
Slu
2013-08-04 10:01:15 AM
Is this guy the world's biggest attention whore or what?
 
2013-08-04 10:01:22 AM
25 years next month.
 
2013-08-04 10:03:36 AM

leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.


I was married for 30 years. My husband was not allowed in the bathroom if I was using the toilet. No, just no.
 
2013-08-04 10:19:35 AM

leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.


If her wiping hand is the handcuffed one, you may need to lend a hand (cough).
 
2013-08-04 10:28:47 AM

leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.


you haven't lived until you have plunged the toilet after your wife's Boobies baby massive constipationiated turd monster.
 
2013-08-04 10:35:11 AM
The problem is, when people know they're being filmed or even just observed, they act differently.  i.e., they ape it up for the camera.
 
2013-08-04 10:35:13 AM

RoyHobbs22


you haven't lived until you have plunged the toilet after your wife's Boobies baby massive constipationiated turd monster.


The Fark filter: the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-08-04 10:45:02 AM
30 years day after tomorrow.

Love Mme. Capt.
Would not spend 24 hours handcuffed to her.
 
2013-08-04 10:50:37 AM
I guess it's worth watching if they're in a bondage dungeon.
 
2013-08-04 10:54:52 AM
Must be nice living off the dole and not having to have a job but can still shop and go out to dinner.
 
2013-08-04 11:04:23 AM

Gramma: leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.

I was married for 30 years. My husband was not allowed in the bathroom if I was using the toilet. No, just no.


I couldn't imagine being that uncomfortable with the person I'm spending the rest of my life with.
 
2013-08-04 11:09:21 AM

Shakin_Haitian: Gramma: leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.

I was married for 30 years. My husband was not allowed in the bathroom if I was using the toilet. No, just no.

I couldn't imagine being that uncomfortable with the person I'm spending the rest of my life with.


Pretty much this.  After I had kids, it was like "who cares?"  No one, really.
 
2013-08-04 11:31:34 AM

Fank: Funnier when Kenny and Spenny did it...


I think Howard Stern did this with a male and female roommate...
 
2013-08-04 11:32:47 AM

PsyLord: Fank: Funnier when Kenny and Spenny did it...

I think Howard Stern did this with a male and female roommate...


Or was it a brother and sister?  I forget...
 
2013-08-04 11:39:38 AM
Seems like this would be much easier if one of them were left-handed so both of them could be cuffed on their non-dominant hand

/left-handed master race
 
2013-08-04 11:41:00 AM
Mark Malkoff is pretty much an attention whore in NYC.  He worked at the Colbert Report for while, now he just goes around doing stupid things (living in Ikea store, racing a big wheel vs a NYC bus in traffic, etc....) This guy so badly wants his own reality show.
 
2013-08-04 11:50:45 AM
Couple struggle with tasks like cleaning their teeth and washing up

No farking shiat, Sherlock.  Statistically, at least one of them is going to have their dominant hand bound there, unless they cuffed facing opposite directions, which would come with its own issues (walking around, for instance).

//Actually, from that picture it looks like they don't have the same dominant hand, and bound both their dominant hands rather than the off-hands because they're just that stupid.
 
2013-08-04 11:51:29 AM
Timing is everything. The tampon thing would kill it for me.
 
2013-08-04 11:57:52 AM
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They dood it better.
 
2013-08-04 12:02:22 PM
This thread is severely lacking in bondage pics.
 
2013-08-04 12:07:18 PM
www.sitcomsonline.com
Ed Norton: Mind if I smoke?
Ralph Kramden: I don't care if you burn.
 
2013-08-04 12:12:26 PM
My wife and I are pretty much besties. The only time we bicker is when one of us is hungry. I don't think we'd have a problem spending two days chained together, apart from the hassle of being actually chained.

Four years next month, but we work together, so it's more like 8 or 10.
 
2013-08-04 12:20:43 PM
www.kzoz.com

/obvious?
 
2013-08-04 12:21:32 PM

Shakin_Haitian: Gramma: leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.

I was married for 30 years. My husband was not allowed in the bathroom if I was using the toilet. No, just no.

I couldn't imagine being that uncomfortable with the person I'm spending the rest of my life with.


Not uncomfortable, just private. Our marriage was a long and happy one. I shared everything else with him, but not my bathroom.
 
2013-08-04 01:08:52 PM
3 weeks till our 39th.  handcuffed together ?  not going to happen, maybe in another lifetime but not this one.

everyone needs some alone time once and a while, we get along great but part of the reason for that is we take breaks from each other sometimes being in another room, sometimes going out with family or friends, sometimes just going out.  I think if we were together 24/7 I'd drive her to distraction and possible violence.
 
2013-08-04 01:16:28 PM
@ggecko: yeah, it just seemed like attention-whoring for someone who wants a reality show of his own.

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RoyHobbs22:you haven't lived until you have plunged the toilet after your wife's Boobies baby massive constipationiated turd monster.
 
2013-08-04 01:20:35 PM

Gramma: Shakin_Haitian: Gramma: leevis: I have absolutely no plans to be in a bathroom while a woman is in there dropping a deuce.

I was married for 30 years. My husband was not allowed in the bathroom if I was using the toilet. No, just no.

I couldn't imagine being that uncomfortable with the person I'm spending the rest of my life with.

Not uncomfortable, just private. Our marriage was a long and happy one. I shared everything else with him, but not my bathroom.


My first wife and I were open about the whole bathroom thing. Neither of us closed the door, and we'd do business in front of each other (well, I wouldn't do ALL my business in front of her, but the #1 variety wasn't an issue).

And I have to say, in retrospect, that this choice damaged our lovelife. Oh, sure, we had lots of other problems, but being THAT open ultimately put some "eww gross" ideas in the backs of our minds. There are ways I don't want to see my partner, and pushing out a load is one of them.

So now, with my fiancee, we've both decided that bathroom time is private time. Showering, grooming, and all that sort of stuff is shared, but anything involving the toilet is door-closed time.

I think it maintains a certain image if you don't see your lover defecating or urinating. I think ours is a good rule.
 
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