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(ESPN)   Mark Sanchez nearly reenacts the Butt Fumble during scrimmage. There's nothing subby can put after this that could possibly be any funnier than that   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2013-08-04 08:09:25 AM  
Butt Fumble is the best thing ever.

It's not even close.
 
2013-08-04 08:23:45 AM  
It's like The JakeTM.  It's always possible for people to pull a full Jake, but the circumstances surrounding the original dictate that it'd be nearly impossible to be as good as the first one.

\God that was a fun night
 
2013-08-04 08:24:45 AM  
They'll still be showing that every day on ESPN thanks to Worst of the Worst. It'll never be beaten. It can't be beaten.

That said, I hope Dirty somehow manages to pull out the QB competition. Geno Smith could never be this entertaining.
 
2013-08-04 08:50:46 AM  
i prefer ass-sack
 
2013-08-04 08:50:54 AM  
McElroy is by far the best QB on that roster
 
2013-08-04 08:59:52 AM  
[buttfumble.gif]

/don't feel like looking for it
 
2013-08-04 09:03:08 AM  

FriarReb98: It's like The JakeTM.  It's always possible for people to pull a full Jake, but the circumstances surrounding the original dictate that it'd be nearly impossible to be as good as the first one.

\God that was a fun night


I still have a bit of the scar from breaking that beer bottle.  To this day I have no idea how it bounced off the table and hit the back of the hand that wasn't even holding it.
 
2013-08-04 09:10:41 AM  
How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?
 
2013-08-04 09:12:59 AM  

FriarReb98: It's like The JakeTM.  It's always possible for people to pull a full Jake, but the circumstances surrounding the original dictate that it'd be nearly impossible to be as good as the first one.

\God that was a fun night


IT will soon be known as going Full Sanchez.
 
2013-08-04 09:34:46 AM  

abhorrent1: FriarReb98: It's like The JakeTM.  It's always possible for people to pull a full Jake, but the circumstances surrounding the original dictate that it'd be nearly impossible to be as good as the first one.

\God that was a fun night

IT will soon be known as going Full Sanchez.


I think a 'Full Sanchez' would have to be spending 2 or more years as a media darling before epicly collapsing out of the league. Doing so with a spectacularly bad highlight real quality farkup is the 'Dirty Full Sanchez'

But cocked up plays will be judged as a fraction of buttfumble.

/that fumble? 2/10 buttfumbles.
 
2013-08-04 09:34:52 AM  
Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.
 
2013-08-04 09:55:43 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I'd never willingly subject myself to preseason football not involving my team.
 
2013-08-04 09:55:55 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I will, as I'll be at a hotel in Fargo, ND and yeah, it's "football".

Hell, I'm even considering buying that preseason live thing from nfl.com.

/desperate times...
 
2013-08-04 10:12:57 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.



Will be watching. After walking thru the desert, even o'douls tastes sweet.
 
2013-08-04 10:14:18 AM  

Lost Thought 00: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.

I'd never willingly subject myself to preseason football not involving my team.


You're just not addicted enough.

Intel154: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


Will be watching. After walking thru the desert, even o'douls tastes sweet.


Exactly.
 
2013-08-04 10:20:04 AM  

Frozboz: McElroy is by far the best QB on that roster


That's like saying your the best lumberjack in a group of nothing but men with no arms.
 
2013-08-04 10:23:45 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I will watch at least a half, probably three quarters. Yes, I'm that desperate for football, too.

As for Butt Fumble, wow I thought for sure he'd at least start the season as the number one guy before pissing it away be week 5. Looks more and more like they're going to toss Smith to the wolves and try to get the JaDaveon.
 
2013-08-04 10:47:13 AM  

balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?


before i realized how invested (in the literal sense, as his contract, between 2012 and 2013 was for $21M GUARANTEED, betwen each season).  he's today the 7th highest paid QB in the NFL.  Had they cut him loose (my second point) they would have been on the hook for a massive cap hit.

anywyas, i thought after the season ended, especially when Tannenbaum was cut loose, that Sanchez, by hook or crook would end up in arizona.  not that i wanted him, i just figured he would get a fresh start and we of course, had no options.

i don't believe in carson palmer at all.  NFL regulars know my refrain on him - "how many other NFL players have cruised on two stupid pro bowl appearances 6-7-8 freaking years ago?"  he's consistently regressed.  i cannot understand why we chose him.  grantd there were no great FAs out there (it was dreck like Leinart, Tarvaris Jackson, and a few other Poisons and Warrants in a Led Zeppelin league).
 
2013-08-04 11:00:44 AM  
Jets fans, you are in for a very long season.
 
2013-08-04 11:17:40 AM  

rickythepenguin: balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?

before i realized how invested (in the literal sense, as his contract, between 2012 and 2013 was for $21M GUARANTEED, betwen each season).  he's today the 7th highest paid QB in the NFL.  Had they cut him loose (my second point) they would have been on the hook for a massive cap hit.

anywyas, i thought after the season ended, especially when Tannenbaum was cut loose, that Sanchez, by hook or crook would end up in arizona.  not that i wanted him, i just figured he would get a fresh start and we of course, had no options.

i don't believe in carson palmer at all.  NFL regulars know my refrain on him - "how many other NFL players have cruised on two stupid pro bowl appearances 6-7-8 freaking years ago?"  he's consistently regressed.  i cannot understand why we chose him.  grantd there were no great FAs out there (it was dreck like Leinart, Tarvaris Jackson, and a few other Poisons and Warrants in a Led Zeppelin league).


Carson Palmer could have been on the same career plateau as Kenny Anderson and Boomer Esiason - he just had two really unlucky breaks.  The first was being drafted by the one franchise that as late as the mid-2000s was still operating like it was the 1970s, and the second was a garbage hit by Kimo von Oelhoffen.
 
2013-08-04 11:30:13 AM  
The sad part of that article is that Geno Smith isn't any better than Sanchez.
 
2013-08-04 11:31:02 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I will Be and I don't care about Dallas or Miami, although, I'd Love to see Mike Wallace eat some shiat. Not sure if he's going to play, though. Either way, i need to get my NFL fix.
 
2013-08-04 11:40:53 AM  
Futt Bucker
 
2013-08-04 12:01:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I will be because fake football is still football. Also, I live in South Florida and there seems to be a buzz around the Dolphins that hasn't been around in a while.

/Bucs fan
 
2013-08-04 12:09:46 PM  

rickythepenguin: i don't believe in carson palmer at all.  NFL regulars know my refrain on him - "how many other NFL players have cruised on two stupid pro bowl appearances 6-7-8 freaking years ago?"  he's consistently regressed.  i cannot understand why we chose him.  grantd there were no great FAs out there (it was dreck like Leinart, Tarvaris Jackson, and a few other Poisons and Warrants in a Led Zeppelin league)


Because Reggie McKenzie was willing to trade his albatross of a contract for a ham sammich. One where the meat has gone bad and the bread's moldy.  And no mayo or mustard, for that we would have needed to throw in a 5th round pick.

/Always nice when you can pay five times sticker price for a washed-up QB.
//Thanks, Hue.
///You feckin' gobshiate.
 
2013-08-04 12:09:49 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: They'll still be showing that every day on ESPN thanks to Worst of the Worst. It'll never be beaten. It can't be beaten.

That said, I hope Dirty somehow manages to pull out the QB competition. Geno Smith could never be this entertaining.


I'm having trouble thinking of what could possibly be a worse play than butt fumble. Maybe butt fumble when your team is leading and the ensuing recovery TD leads the other team to win the game.
 
2013-08-04 12:11:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.

I will be because fake football is still football. Also, I live in South Florida and there seems to be a buzz around the Dolphins that hasn't been around in a while.

/Bucs fan


That is why I will be watching. People want to see if Tannehill is the real deal.
 
2013-08-04 12:15:50 PM  
Dolphins fan here; will be watching the game, of course.  In all the football threads, we always do a Jake Delhomme rating.  Why not do a Butt Fumble rating as well, for the most poorly conceived/executed play of the game?
 
2013-08-04 12:23:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


FOOTBAWW!!!
 
2013-08-04 12:28:13 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: buzz around the Dolphins


they moved training camp close to some hornets' nests?
 
2013-08-04 12:29:11 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Dolphins fan here; will be watching the game, of course.  In all the football threads, we always do a Jake Delhomme rating.  Why not do a Butt Fumble rating as well, for the most poorly conceived/executed play of the game?


Ehhh that's a bit more subjective, I would think. Much harder to judge.
 
2013-08-04 12:51:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


Football is football.  All praise to football.
 
2013-08-04 12:56:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I'll be watching. I need my fix, even if it is the methadone that is preseason. Besides, the Cowboys are playing, and why would I willingly miss a chance to make fun of them and Romo?

/The narrative tonight is that he's too much of a pussy to play
/Had he played it would have been that he sucked
/Keep that on the down-low
 
2013-08-04 12:58:23 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.

I'll be watching. I need my fix, even if it is the methadone that is preseason. Besides, the Cowboys are playing, and why would I willingly miss a chance to make fun of them and Romo?

/The narrative tonight is that he's too much of a pussy to play
/Had he played it would have been that he sucked
/Keep that on the down-low


NO SPOILERS
 
2013-08-04 01:12:31 PM  
Romo sucks
 
2013-08-04 01:30:36 PM  

Serious Black: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They'll still be showing that every day on ESPN thanks to Worst of the Worst. It'll never be beaten. It can't be beaten.

That said, I hope Dirty somehow manages to pull out the QB competition. Geno Smith could never be this entertaining.

I'm having trouble thinking of what could possibly be a worse play than butt fumble. Maybe butt fumble when your team is leading and the ensuing recovery TD leads the other team to win the game.


Seriously. How can you beat the buttfumble? Fumbling while taking a knee to end the game when leading by five, and getting said fumble returned for six maybe? But it lacks the butt factor...
 
2013-08-04 01:32:17 PM  

sotua: Serious Black: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They'll still be showing that every day on ESPN thanks to Worst of the Worst. It'll never be beaten. It can't be beaten.

That said, I hope Dirty somehow manages to pull out the QB competition. Geno Smith could never be this entertaining.

I'm having trouble thinking of what could possibly be a worse play than butt fumble. Maybe butt fumble when your team is leading and the ensuing recovery TD leads the other team to win the game.

Seriously. How can you beat the buttfumble? Fumbling while taking a knee to end the game when leading by five, and getting said fumble returned for six maybe? But it lacks the butt factor...


How about this: Leading by five, eating some clock, for some stupid reason taking the shotgun formation, getting a botched snap straight in the nuts, and have that returned for TD while the QB goes "OW MY BALLS"? Nah, players wear cups, wouldn't work...
 
2013-08-04 01:46:10 PM  

robsul82: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.

Football is football.  All praise to football.


I'll be here for the thread.

*blows dust off NFL cliche photos*
*stretches out the brony gifs*
*lubes up the cheerleader pics*
 
2013-08-04 01:48:03 PM  

bionicjoe: *stretches out the brony gifs*


No, please spare us the brony crap. Last year wants its meme back.
 
2013-08-04 01:56:14 PM  

balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?


Not before a stop in Buffalo :/
 
2013-08-04 02:38:51 PM  

Mr.Tangent: balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?

Not before a stop in Buffalo :/


We have our need! Our journeyman backup is hurt now!
 
2013-08-04 02:40:50 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.


I've been happily watching cannuckian football. That's how desperate I've been lately.
 
2013-08-04 02:47:25 PM  
I'll watch to see how some of the new guys are progressing.  Don't think Wallace and Hartline will play since they're recovering from injuries.  Tannehill likely only sees a series or two, and they won't do much since they're still trying o-linemen at different positions.

Plus, no Romo, so nothing to really watch on D.

Still, football!!
 
2013-08-04 03:19:41 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mr.Tangent: balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?

Not before a stop in Buffalo :/

We have our need! Our journeyman backup is hurt now!


By slipping on a wet floor mat.....
 
2013-08-04 03:51:23 PM  
This years NFL game pass just started up so the first thing I did was go rewatch the 2nd quarter of the butt fumble game.  The butt fumble was just the cherry on the top of an amazing 15 minute sundae.
 
2013-08-04 03:53:36 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Dolphins fan here; will be watching the game, of course.  In all the football threads, we always do a Jake Delhomme rating.  Why not do a Butt Fumble rating as well, for the most poorly conceived/executed play of the game?


remember when that was called "pitching it to tashard chance"? Di does,
 
2013-08-04 04:37:43 PM  

elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: Will anyone else watch a Romo-less HoF Game tonight? Or am I the only one who's that starved for NFL action.

I've been happily watching cannuckian football. That's how desperate I've been lately.


Hey that Eskimos game wasn't that bad! I didn't understand how they ended up losing by one point, though.
 
2013-08-04 04:38:24 PM  

Warlordtrooper: cameroncrazy1984: Mr.Tangent: balfourk: How long until Sanchez becomes the next failure at QB for the Cardinals?

Not before a stop in Buffalo :/

We have our need! Our journeyman backup is hurt now!

By slipping on a wet floor mat.....


But hey, EJ took all the first-team reps and from the tweets I saw looked good. So, there's that.
 
2013-08-04 04:44:21 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: bionicjoe: *stretches out the brony gifs*

No, please spare us the brony crap. Last year wants its meme back.



This then?
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-04 04:49:18 PM  
Butt fumble.
 
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