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2013-08-03 10:07:21 PM  
7 votes:
Alternately, I understand you often get to hear from her parents at the sentencing.
2013-08-03 10:06:37 PM  
4 votes:
A few minutes before her father tells her you're not good enough for her.
2013-08-04 02:24:55 AM  
3 votes:
www.questionablecontent.net


Not to be forgotten when the time comes...
2013-08-04 01:58:53 AM  
3 votes:

gamergirl23: fragMasterFlash: Oh fark, this went green?

/pray for me

Now, now.  I'm sure you'll find a nice liter of your very own once this goes green.


i7.photobucket.com
You total farkers don't fark with liters
2013-08-04 03:38:08 AM  
2 votes:

imapirate: I met my in-laws at dinner a couple weeks after I met my wife. Not long after, I went over to pick her up and her dad was sitting at the dining room table, cleaning one of his many guns. It freaked me out pretty bad once he said "have a seat, son."

Funny thing is, years later, he didn't even realize he was intimidating me. He was just cleaning his gun and asked me to sit down.


Dittybopper is your FIL?
2013-08-04 01:49:13 AM  
2 votes:
Not an issue if you live in the South.
2013-08-03 10:11:01 PM  
2 votes:
My most significant relationship was with a chick who actually kept me a secret from her parents, because her mom was dead set on matching her up with some guy she grew up with. I met her mom by accident one day anyways at the laundromat, and it wasn't a total nightmare. She just started biatching to me about her slut of a daughter, and I kept nodding sympathetically and pretending not to recognize her. Never told my gf.
2013-08-03 10:10:09 PM  
2 votes:
They usually meet my parents awkwardly at the breakfast table the next morning.
2013-08-03 10:09:09 PM  
2 votes:
My family? Hopefully in the first few months. Hers? Preferably never. Ugh, who wants to go through meeting the family?

Not MY family, though. My family is AWESOME.
2013-08-03 10:07:30 PM  
2 votes:
In the middle of coitus, preferably.
2013-08-04 06:44:45 PM  
1 votes:
When I was 17 I went home with a girl and when we were finished I passed out in her bed. Her stepfather came home from his second shift job, and apparently I was snoring pretty loud. He whipped the sheets off the bed and there I was completely naked being yelled at by an enormous black guy. Scared the living shiat out of me. Not a good way to meet someone's parents.
2013-08-04 06:26:11 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 12:08:07 PM  
1 votes:
I was working, so they picked her up a the post office.ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-08-04 07:39:35 AM  
1 votes:
After the first time we dry-humped, we thought it was maybe about time.
2013-08-04 03:52:15 AM  
1 votes:

Quackadam: Every time I met the parents, if her Mother liked me, it was the death nail of the relationship. So now I try not to.


Knell. It's called a death knell. It literally means ringing churchbells to announce a death.

foodcourtlunch.com

That would be a death nail.
2013-08-04 03:05:59 AM  
1 votes:
Relationship?  What is this, the 8th farking grade?

I'm embarrassed for you.
2013-08-04 02:36:06 AM  
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: There was a girl years ago.After a couple of nights of 'giggity' .I was making breakfast.She called up her Pops...He was a good friend of mine.25 years older. She sez "hey Poppa,I met someone". She freakin' hands me the phone.He was cool with it,but baby...let me cook the breakfast first..a bloody mary and a warning.


Being at that age when I'm still a lecherous fool and yet have a wide enough social circle of fetfreaks and club friends it was bound to happen... and it did.

I was sitting on the back patio of the club I go to quite often, enjoying the company of this lovely and quite curvy little treat when one of my friends I had not seen in a while came over, bought me a shot, waited for me to finish it, and says "I see you have met my daughter. Her mom is out of town for the summer so she is staying with us, do me a favor and don't take pictures that might get back to her mom"

He was surprisingly cool with it (he knows I am "safe") but man.. that was awkward as HELL for a few minutes.

I had no idea he had a daughter that was over 21!

/Kept a respectful distance, and a protective eye on her, for the rest of the summer.
2013-08-04 02:02:54 AM  
1 votes:
Usually at the first court appearance.  Har har.
Actually, I almost always have dated people whose parents were dead, so other than some adoptive parents when I was kid I never had to worry much about it.  Which, now that I think about it, seems pretty farking weird since I have pretty much never been without steady girlfriend in 20 years.  I guess I am attracted to some kind of orphan pheromone.
2013-08-03 10:30:47 PM  
1 votes:

rev. dave: Advice to guys in their 20's.  At least see a current picture of her mother, she will look like that in a few years, you have been warned.


I hope so.

My MIL is great looking and in great shape for being 74 years old.
2013-08-03 10:17:02 PM  
1 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: I May Be Crazy But...: we'refromthesamestory: KangTheMad: In the middle of coitus, preferably.

I know i prefer it

The question is, do you do the polite thing and ask them to join?

Oh always


Absolutely. And if you're feeling bold, you can ask them if they want a grandson or granddaughter.
2013-08-03 10:15:42 PM  
1 votes:
I met my former in-laws when I was 10.
2013-08-03 10:11:38 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: My most significant relationship was with a chick who actually kept me a secret from her parents, because her mom was dead set on matching her up with some guy she grew up with. I met her mom by accident one day anyways at the laundromat, and it wasn't a total nightmare. She just started biatching to me about her slut of a daughter, and I kept nodding sympathetically and pretending not to recognize her. Never told my gf.


Some guy her mom grew up with? Ew.
2013-08-03 10:08:26 PM  
1 votes:
Never, because even mentioning them to Mom and Dad is a jinx.
2013-08-03 10:07:35 PM  
1 votes:
I usually end up dating guys who live at home, so the first time they take me home.
 
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