gamergirl23: fragMasterFlash: Oh fark, this went green?/pray for meNow, now. I'm sure you'll find a nice liter of your very own once this goes green.
imapirate: I met my in-laws at dinner a couple weeks after I met my wife. Not long after, I went over to pick her up and her dad was sitting at the dining room table, cleaning one of his many guns. It freaked me out pretty bad once he said "have a seat, son."Funny thing is, years later, he didn't even realize he was intimidating me. He was just cleaning his gun and asked me to sit down.
Quackadam: Every time I met the parents, if her Mother liked me, it was the death nail of the relationship. So now I try not to.
W.C.fields forever: There was a girl years ago.After a couple of nights of 'giggity' .I was making breakfast.She called up her Pops...He was a good friend of mine.25 years older. She sez "hey Poppa,I met someone". She freakin' hands me the phone.He was cool with it,but baby...let me cook the breakfast first..a bloody mary and a warning.
rev. dave: Advice to guys in their 20's. At least see a current picture of her mother, she will look like that in a few years, you have been warned.
we'refromthesamestory: I May Be Crazy But...: we'refromthesamestory: KangTheMad: In the middle of coitus, preferably.I know i prefer itThe question is, do you do the polite thing and ask them to join?Oh always
HotWingAgenda: My most significant relationship was with a chick who actually kept me a secret from her parents, because her mom was dead set on matching her up with some guy she grew up with. I met her mom by accident one day anyways at the laundromat, and it wasn't a total nightmare. She just started biatching to me about her slut of a daughter, and I kept nodding sympathetically and pretending not to recognize her. Never told my gf.
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