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2013-08-03 10:48:16 PM  
I won't claim to be 'average' or anything, but my mom has met 2 of the guys I was dating. I don't know, it's probably related but they were the two I had sex with.

My mom is too good for most bums. And me, I guess. But I don't think anyone is better than anyone else, so it's more that it didn't seem significant enought to say HELLO MOTHER HERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS CHANGING MY LIFE.

Oh my god. I'm rambling.
 
2013-08-03 10:53:37 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I won't claim to be 'average' or anything, but my mom has met 2 of the guys I was dating. I don't know, it's probably related but they were the two I had sex with.

My mom is too good for most bums. And me, I guess. But I don't think anyone is better than anyone else, so it's more that it didn't seem significant enought to say HELLO MOTHER HERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS CHANGING MY LIFE.

Oh my god. I'm rambling.


In almost every one of those situations I got the HELLO SON THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE response.  After a while I just gave up.
 
2013-08-03 10:56:34 PM  
Well in the relationship with your parents you meet immediately, typically.
 
2013-08-03 10:56:49 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Blushing Wall Flower: I won't claim to be 'average' or anything, but my mom has met 2 of the guys I was dating. I don't know, it's probably related but they were the two I had sex with.

My mom is too good for most bums. And me, I guess. But I don't think anyone is better than anyone else, so it's more that it didn't seem significant enought to say HELLO MOTHER HERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS CHANGING MY LIFE.

Oh my god. I'm rambling.

In almost every one of those situations I got the HELLO SON THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE response.  After a while I just gave up.


:/

Well. Parents LOVE me. We should team up. Let's fix people. Two broken people (I dunno about you but yeah) fixing other people...

...it sounds like a TLC show.

So nevermind. No.
 
2013-08-03 10:58:20 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I won't claim to be 'average' or anything, but my mom has met 2 of the guys I was dating. I don't know, it's probably related but they were the two I had sex with.

My mom is too good for most bums. And me, I guess. But I don't think anyone is better than anyone else, so it's more that it didn't seem significant enought to say HELLO MOTHER HERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS CHANGING MY LIFE.

Oh my god. I'm rambling.


I gathered that your mom thought they were bums.

Bummer
 
2013-08-03 10:58:41 PM  
My parents met my ex-wife.  So they've only met 1/100 of the women I've had in my life.  That's more than enough.  At this stage in life there is no reason for anyone to ever meet them and visa versa.
 
2013-08-03 11:02:13 PM  
Blushing Wall Flower:
Well. Parents LOVE me. We should team up. Let's fix people. Two broken people (I dunno about you but yeah) fixing other people...

...it sounds like a TLC show.

So nevermind. No.


http://youtu.be/hbJuEFs7-kU

It's nice to want to fix folks but it's better to know that you cannot.
 
2013-08-03 11:03:22 PM  
Blushing Wall Flower:
Well. Parents LOVE me. We should team up. Let's fix people. Two broken people (I dunno about you but yeah) fixing other people...

...it sounds like a TLC show.

So nevermind. No.


It would probably be more like "Folks, do NOT try this at home.  This network is not responsible for the relationship disasters caused by the advice of our experts, BWF and SCS."
 
2013-08-03 11:03:39 PM  
Ummmm longest I can think of was like, two months.
 
2013-08-03 11:03:39 PM  
When the screeching becomes unbearable
 
2013-08-03 11:05:02 PM  
Honest answer:  typically right before we break up.
 
2013-08-03 11:06:10 PM  
Actually, if the girl is attractive sometimes I get curious and ask to meet her mom to see what she would look like when she gets old.
 
2013-08-03 11:07:20 PM  

Ender's: It's nice to want to fix folks but it's better to know that you cannot.


I learned, don't worry. :) I just need someone to fix me...cuz me fixing me is a pain in the ass...yeah but okay I'm the best one for the job. STAY TUNED. I'MMA BE LIKE WONDER WOMAN AND MIDS AND TMLO AND PLANKTON HAD AN ORGY BABY.
 
2013-08-03 11:08:35 PM  

Mr. Murder: Actually, if the girl is attractive sometimes I get curious and ask to meet her mom to see what she would look like when she gets old and then bone her.


FTFY
 
2013-08-03 11:09:01 PM  
And then I end up having sex with her mom and sister.  It gets awkward.

So now I don't meet their parents either.
 
2013-08-03 11:09:47 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Ender's: It's nice to want to fix folks but it's better to know that you cannot.

I learned, don't worry. :) I just need someone to fix me...cuz me fixing me is a pain in the ass...yeah but okay I'm the best one for the job. STAY TUNED. I'MMA BE LIKE WONDER WOMAN AND MIDS AND TMLO AND PLANKTON HAD AN ORGY BABY.


......
 
2013-08-03 11:10:50 PM  

cjo: 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days in.


All 3 of her parents.
 
2013-08-03 11:11:35 PM  
I think around the one year point, but that was thirty years ago.
 
2013-08-03 11:15:08 PM  
If all goes as planned, I'll be out her bedroom window without he realizes I was there at all.  Angry fathers with guns scare me.
 
2013-08-03 11:18:51 PM  
Ah, no, wait.  I didn't meet the dude's mother for seven months.  But that was weird and awkward anyway because she was a thousand miles away.
 
2013-08-03 11:18:55 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Ender's: It's nice to want to fix folks but it's better to know that you cannot.

I learned, don't worry. :) I just need someone to fix me...cuz me fixing me is a pain in the ass...yeah but okay I'm the best one for the job. STAY TUNED. I'MMA BE LIKE WONDER WOMAN AND MIDS AND TMLO AND PLANKTON HAD AN ORGY BABY.


Hope it's ok if I bow out on this one.  I'm working on a project called Ender's:  Paranoid fark Baby
/don't ask me what that even means
 
2013-08-03 11:22:55 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Blushing Wall Flower: Ender's: It's nice to want to fix folks but it's better to know that you cannot.

I learned, don't worry. :) I just need someone to fix me...cuz me fixing me is a pain in the ass...yeah but okay I'm the best one for the job. STAY TUNED. I'MMA BE LIKE WONDER WOMAN AND MIDS AND TMLO AND PLANKTON HAD AN ORGY BABY.

......


Admit it, it describes me perfectly.
 
2013-08-03 11:26:18 PM  

MissFeasance: Ah, no, wait.  I didn't meet the dude's mother for seven months.  But that was weird and awkward anyway because she was a thousand miles away.


I'm sure she was much closer than that afterward.  Figuratively.
 
2013-08-03 11:42:00 PM  
I think if I told the boyf he had to fix me he'd dump me.
 
2013-08-03 11:44:39 PM  
Mine? Never. I don't want the "You're going to hell" speech. His? Depends on what they're like, I guess.
 
2013-08-03 11:58:52 PM  

TinyFist: My family? Hopefully in the first few months. Hers? Preferably never. Ugh, who wants to go through meeting the family?

Not MY family, though. My family is AWESOME.


I totally identify with this. I'm nervous meeting parents because I'm a little unconventional, but I love bringing boyfriends over to meet my parents. My folks rule, especially my stepdad. He'll cook you amazing food, talk music and books with you, and make you laugh your beverage out your nose.
 
2013-08-04 12:13:47 AM  
Should it be before you've lived together two years and she's knocked up with your hell spawn?

Because if that's the case....then I might have some issues
 
2013-08-04 12:40:53 AM  
The moment her father holds a shotgun on you.
 
2013-08-04 12:58:17 AM  
Met my current in-laws at Hubby's birthday dinner. I went to town to visit him for his birthday and I guess they had to be shown I really exist. His mother inquired very closely after my reproductive abilities and inclination. I think he meet my mother about six weeks later.
 
2013-08-04 01:36:18 AM  
With my wife and I, I met her parents within a couple of weeks.  She met mine on our honeymoon since they lived a thousand miles away.
 
2013-08-04 01:49:13 AM  
Not an issue if you live in the South.
 
2013-08-04 01:54:27 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I won't claim to be 'average' or anything, but my mom has met 2 of the guys I was dating. I don't know, it's probably related but they were the two I had sex with.

My mom is too good for most bums. And me, I guess. But I don't think anyone is better than anyone else, so it's more that it didn't seem significant enought to say HELLO MOTHER HERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS CHANGING MY LIFE.

Oh my god. I'm rambling.


Stop being a blushing wall flower and get out there in person, and show people how nice and funny you are...(my 2 cents.)
 
2013-08-04 01:54:40 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: I usually end up dating guys who live at home, so the first time they take me home.


Where the hell else would they live?
 
2013-08-04 01:56:29 AM  
Nevar! They're dead and / or missing.  No nagging inlaws for me!  Aww...now I has a sad.
 
2013-08-04 01:57:01 AM  
Long enough that both my parents passed.

No meeting them now!
 
2013-08-04 01:58:53 AM  

gamergirl23: fragMasterFlash: Oh fark, this went green?

/pray for me

Now, now.  I'm sure you'll find a nice liter of your very own once this goes green.


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You total farkers don't fark with liters
 
2013-08-04 01:59:52 AM  
 Every time I met the parents, if her Mother liked me, it was the death nail of the relationship. So now I try not to.
 
2013-08-04 02:02:54 AM  
Usually at the first court appearance.  Har har.
Actually, I almost always have dated people whose parents were dead, so other than some adoptive parents when I was kid I never had to worry much about it.  Which, now that I think about it, seems pretty farking weird since I have pretty much never been without steady girlfriend in 20 years.  I guess I am attracted to some kind of orphan pheromone.
 
2013-08-04 02:03:14 AM  
I met my last girlfriend's mom when I was cheating on my girlfriend with a craigslist random from the internet.
 
2013-08-04 02:03:28 AM  
You guys don't take your parents with you on dates!? Who chaperons you?? Granted, I'm only 35. Maybe some of you are old enough to be out on your own. I always kind of thought that I would be married by now. I'm not sure what the problem is. My mom says I'm the most handsome guy in town, but I never even get to a second date!
 
2013-08-04 02:04:29 AM  
all I know is oral sex should happen first.
 
2013-08-04 02:04:33 AM  
never, if you are doing it right
 
2013-08-04 02:08:15 AM  

pedobearapproved: I met my last girlfriend's mom when I was cheating on my girlfriend with a craigslist random from the internet.


Dude... you can't leave that story unfinished. Details, bro. Details.
 
2013-08-04 02:10:07 AM  
I met Mrs. Smurf's parents about 12 hours before the wedding.  24 hours later they drove 500+ miles away back home and I haven't seen them since.  That's been nearly 2 1/2 years ago.
 
2013-08-04 02:12:19 AM  
One advantage of being "mature" - both my wife and I don't have living parents. Taking a shovel to the graveyard would be a little too awkward, so let's just go with never.
 
2013-08-04 02:15:45 AM  
Met my wife's parents the first night I actually went to her house.  It was a Christmas party. I met her mom first because her stepdad was drunk and passed out in the chair.  Her mom wasn't far behind, falling and hitting her head on the bathtub an hour or so after we met.  Merry Christmas from the family!
 
2013-08-04 02:17:48 AM  
As soon as possible.  Parents are an excellent indicator of you SO's future self.  If their parents are train wrecks, it's asses & elbows time.
 
2013-08-04 02:18:00 AM  
The gimp doesn't usually come out until a least the third date.
 
2013-08-04 02:21:54 AM  
When they beg me to tell the police where the body is located.

//This is clearly meant as an awful attempt at humor.
 
2013-08-04 02:22:11 AM  

Ender's: Honest answer:  typically right before we break up.


That has been my experience too. I advise never meeting the in-laws if you can help it before the marriage. Either one of three things will happen. You won't like them in which case you'll have qualms, they won't like you in which case she'll have qualms, or you'll adore each other in which case a miracle has happened. Miracles do happen but it's better not gamble a relationship on it.

Smeggy Smurf: I met Mrs. Smurf's parents about 12 hours before the wedding.  24 hours later they drove 500+ miles away back home and I haven't seen them since.  That's been nearly 2 1/2 years ago.


You're doing it right.
 
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