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(NBC Connecticut)   Zombies hate skaters   (nbcconnecticut.com) divider line 38
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2013-08-04 12:20:58 AM  
YEEAAAAHHHH!
 
2013-08-04 12:22:27 AM  
thereisnocloud.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-04 12:22:37 AM  
the annual town meeting in Woodbury

I don't think I like where this is going...
 
2013-08-04 12:36:35 AM  
Zombies will starve if they have to depend on skaters for brains.
 
2013-08-04 12:44:53 AM  
She said you're a sk8r boy
she said see you l8r boy
And then zombies ate his brain

Chad Kroger's a superstar
slammin' on his guitar
have you seen his tiny wang?
 
2013-08-04 12:51:10 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
what a zombie about to eat a skater might look like...

/lucky zombie.
 
2013-08-04 01:01:44 AM  
"There is a simple matter going on in which we are trying to find a solution that will make EVERYBODY happy. Unfortunately someone decided to turn it into a whole ugly event. What a bummer,"

What a twist!

\Sorry, marginally related.  Ironic, or maybe it's coincidental.  I dunno, I get those two mixed up.
 
2013-08-04 01:20:10 AM  
"Let's go egg old man Zombie's house!"
 
2013-08-04 01:57:25 AM  
and shoulders, apparently
 
2013-08-04 02:04:05 AM  
i love your music and most of your movies, but move your house if you don't like it you rich motherfarker!
 
2013-08-04 02:49:44 AM  
Autoplay video in the link, for shame.  With ads first.
 
2013-08-04 03:01:09 AM  
Go zombies! Go zombies!
 
2013-08-04 03:28:58 AM  
It's not too loud, you're too old.
 
2013-08-04 03:33:39 AM  
Rob, if I could deal with having farkin' neighbors behind me who would have live Mariachi and Banda playing loud enough to hear 4 blocks away on a regular basis, you can deal with the clanks and board slaps of a little skate park behind your house.
 
2013-08-04 03:57:48 AM  
This should end with a bunch of white trash scumbags murdering the straights.
 
2013-08-04 04:00:22 AM  
The offensive thing here is that skatepark.  The tallest ramp appears to be about 4 feet.  Nobody that has been skateboarding for a while, would even go near that thing.  Are there 8 year olds in this asshat's neighborhood that have midnight sessions?
 
2013-08-04 04:05:45 AM  
Nothing says "hard rock" like suburban noise complaints.
 
2013-08-04 04:20:02 AM  

MrEricSir: Nothing says "hard rock" like suburban noise complaints.


or golf
www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2013-08-04 04:24:14 AM  

LonMead: MrEricSir: Nothing says "hard rock" like suburban noise complaints.

or golf
[www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x461]


I remember him doing some 'Back to School' sales.. and trying to convince his own kids that the song 'School's Out' was just about summer vacation..
 
2013-08-04 04:25:35 AM  
I could be totally wrong, but I'm betting it's one of those chick things where his wife was like, "I'm sick of this shiat, I'm going to give that town hall meeting a piece of my mind" and Rob said, "C'mon dear, let it go, it's not worth the trouble." And then when she did it he has to be all, "Why yes, I support my wife (because I have to)."
 
2013-08-04 04:40:53 AM  
Who knew Rob Zombie was a NIMBY asshole?
 
2013-08-04 05:57:59 AM  

LonMead: MrEricSir: Nothing says "hard rock" like suburban noise complaints.

or golf
[www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x461]


Fun fact: Alice Cooper has such a low golf handicap (5.3) that he could almost go pro.
 
2013-08-04 07:35:01 AM  
darkjezter:
Fun fact: Alice Cooper has such a low golf handicap (5.3) that he could almost go pro.

That's so metal.
 
2013-08-04 08:13:55 AM  
When the town held the annual budget meeting last month, Zombie's wife, Sheri, attended on behalf of her neighbors...

Now that's a smart move, especially if the board was a bunch of guys.
 
2013-08-04 09:51:01 AM  
I don't really think closing a skate park for 7 hours out of the day is a big farking deal, or a hateful request.
 
2013-08-04 09:55:53 AM  
Make them out of wood!
 
2013-08-04 10:49:28 AM  
topmoviez.net

She can come live with me until things settle down a bit.

Also, I understand why they would want to control the hours of the skate park. I'm sure it's insanely loud. Good luck to them.
 
2013-08-04 12:21:23 PM  
fark nbc news for showing this little tiny kid skateboarding.  Little kids like that most likely arent hanging out at 10:00 and beyond.  Its not an unreasonable request.
 
2013-08-04 12:38:08 PM  
 It keeps the kids out of trouble.  Kids you know who ratted you out, do your job, you know where he lives.
 
2013-08-04 12:52:53 PM  
Zombies Everybody hates skaters.
 
2013-08-04 01:08:45 PM  
White Zombie problems
 
2013-08-04 01:16:40 PM  

epoch_destroi: I don't really think closing a skate park for 7 hours out of the day is a big farking deal, or a hateful request.


Fixxor: fark nbc news for showing this little tiny kid skateboarding.  Little kids like that most likely arent hanging out at 10:00 and beyond.  Its not an unreasonable request.


The only questionable one is the Sunday closing.

That said, it is poor reporting that we don't know what was there first... the expensive homes of the people complaining, or the skate park. I'd assume the skate park was built later because the report sympathetic to the skaters didn't mention it, but then again, skate parks tend to be old, as in 20+ years old. Does any municipality still build them?

Simple solution is for the skaters' parents to figure out a way to fund a noise wall around the skate park,
 
2013-08-04 02:24:49 PM  

burnvictim: White Zombie problems


I like you.
 
2013-08-04 05:04:08 PM  

LesserEvil: epoch_destroi: I don't really think closing a skate park for 7 hours out of the day is a big farking deal, or a hateful request.

Fixxor: fark nbc news for showing this little tiny kid skateboarding.  Little kids like that most likely arent hanging out at 10:00 and beyond.  Its not an unreasonable request.

The only questionable one is the Sunday closing.

That said, it is poor reporting that we don't know what was there first... the expensive homes of the people complaining, or the skate park. I'd assume the skate park was built later because the report sympathetic to the skaters didn't mention it, but then again, skate parks tend to be old, as in 20+ years old. Does any municipality still build them?

Simple solution is for the skaters' parents to figure out a way to fund a noise wall around the skate park,


The skate part was build afterward.
 
2013-08-04 06:27:11 PM  

LesserEvil: epoch_destroi: I don't really think closing a skate park for 7 hours out of the day is a big farking deal, or a hateful request.

Fixxor: fark nbc news for showing this little tiny kid skateboarding.  Little kids like that most likely arent hanging out at 10:00 and beyond.  Its not an unreasonable request.

The only questionable one is the Sunday closing.

That said, it is poor reporting that we don't know what was there first... the expensive homes of the people complaining, or the skate park. I'd assume the skate park was built later because the report sympathetic to the skaters didn't mention it, but then again, skate parks tend to be old, as in 20+ years old. Does any municipality still build them?

Simple solution is for the skaters' parents to figure out a way to fund a noise wall around the skate park,




Turn your hearing-aid down.
 
2013-08-04 07:26:11 PM  
Skate park was built later, but that huge park was there long before the Zombies.
 
2013-08-05 10:14:10 AM  

burnvictim: White Zombie problems


This would have been a much MUCH better headline.
 
2013-08-05 11:02:55 AM  

Mugato: darkjezter:
Fun fact: Alice Cooper has such a low golf handicap (5.3) that he could almost go pro.

That's so metal.


I know they're selling an image, but more people really need to realize that these "hardcore" metal bands out there are dudes who grew up playing Nintendo like you and me. Or in Alice Cooper's case, stickball or whatever the hell they used to do back then. Anyone who believes these guys worship Satan in their off time probably also believes wrestling is real.
 
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