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(Opposing Views)   How did two young boys make off with $16,000 worth of pot from a Colorado dispensary? Yeah, Denver cops want to know the same thing   (opposingviews.com) divider line 40
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2013-08-03 03:56:33 PM
Oh, Oh! I got this one! They were so blitzed on Pot that they couldn't respond! So they couldn't even lift a finger to stop these drug fiends, PROBABLY BLACKS AND MEXICANS, from playing Jazz music and corrupting white women - erm, I mean robbing them.

/someone will get this reference.
//circa 1930.
 
2013-08-03 04:29:12 PM
So what is the farthest from the truth, dispensary math or cop math?
 
2013-08-03 06:07:00 PM
Why were 12 year olds allowed in a dispensary? Around here they couldn't enter a liquor store.
 
2013-08-03 06:22:15 PM

Tom_Slick: Why were 12 year olds allowed in a dispensary? Around here they couldn't enter a liquor store.


Like wow man, don't be so judgemental
 
2013-08-03 06:24:05 PM
They found them, it was only $40 worth of pot...
 
2013-08-03 06:24:18 PM

Tom_Slick: Why were 12 year olds allowed in a dispensary? Around here they couldn't enter a liquor store.


They broke in, presumably.  This was likely the marijuana equivalent of a liquor-store robbery, and the prices being inflated as they are it was probably a grocery bag or less of weed.
 
2013-08-03 06:25:49 PM
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2013-08-03 06:28:45 PM

TheBigJerk: Tom_Slick: Why were 12 year olds allowed in a dispensary? Around here they couldn't enter a liquor store.

They broke in, presumably.  This was likely the marijuana equivalent of a liquor-store robbery, and the prices being inflated as they are it was probably a grocery bag or less of weed.


Gotcha, the article made it sound like they were browsing the store for 30 mins.
 
2013-08-03 06:31:59 PM
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12 year olds Dude...

Sometimes I wish I had kids just so I could send them down to the dispensary.
 
2013-08-03 06:41:31 PM
Called the cops to investigate a pot theft?
Eric Holder's head seen exploding in frustration.
 
2013-08-03 06:46:13 PM
like, wow, dude....they stole 2 joints?  bummer, man.
 
2013-08-03 06:47:41 PM
Everyone who works there is a stoner, and was to high to notice.
 
2013-08-03 06:48:38 PM
I thought it was legal in Colorado. Why are there still dispensaries?
 
2013-08-03 06:51:34 PM

hardinparamedic: Oh, Oh! I got this one! They were so blitzed on Pot that they couldn't respond! So they couldn't even lift a finger to stop these drug fiends, PROBABLY BLACKS AND MEXICANS, from playing Jazz music and corrupting white women - erm, I mean robbing them.

/someone will get this reference.
//circa 1930.


tokesignals.com


I think I have the solution. Go around to the middle schools, look for kids with red eyes who can't stop giggling.
 
2013-08-03 06:53:31 PM
They have certainly worked their way up to groovy, at this point.


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GROOOO-VEEE
 
2013-08-03 06:55:13 PM
There are still dispensaries so people like me can bring 3 months supply back home though and into states which still drown witches.
Lovely loophole!
 
2013-08-03 06:55:44 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: hardinparamedic: Oh, Oh! I got this one! They were so blitzed on Pot that they couldn't respond! So they couldn't even lift a finger to stop these drug fiends, PROBABLY BLACKS AND MEXICANS, from playing Jazz music and corrupting white women - erm, I mean robbing them.

/someone will get this reference.
//circa 1930.

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I think I have the solution. Go around to the middle schools, look for kids with red eyes who can't stop giggling.


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The date rape piano scene was my favorite.
 
2013-08-03 06:56:11 PM
So is that one or two thimbles full of weed?
 
2013-08-03 07:06:47 PM
If they stole live plants then they didn't get nothing worth of nothing. Pot's only really worth something on the open market after it's been properly harvested at just the right time and cured. What these kids will do is chop that shiat down immediately and stash it in someone's closet to get moldy or dry it out in an oven. Either way they'll have some harsh, premature crap.
 
2013-08-03 07:08:50 PM
When I was in high school my little brother came home with a baggie stuffed full of nice buds that his classmate got out of his
 
2013-08-03 07:12:15 PM
If only there had been a linked article that would have answered the questions asked in this thread. If only...
 
2013-08-03 07:17:32 PM
I wonder what stage the plants they stole were in. If they were smart, they would have grabbed clones from a bunch of elite strains.
 
2013-08-03 07:18:49 PM
Violent pot-dealers. lol
 
2013-08-03 07:27:06 PM
they smoked it, the linked artical had a picture
 
2013-08-03 07:30:08 PM
What $16,000 worth of marijuana may look like...

weirdcrime.net

/according to police
 
2013-08-03 07:32:28 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Violent pot-dealers. lol


Those Funyuns were coming right at us!
 
2013-08-03 07:42:41 PM
Have you ever stolen weed...?

...on WEED?
 
2013-08-03 07:50:01 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Violent pot-dealers. lol


Um....Yes, yes indeed?
 
2013-08-03 07:50:59 PM
So what did this six-year boy do with the $8,000 in weed?
 
2013-08-03 07:56:57 PM

redsquid: If they stole live plants then they didn't get nothing worth of nothing. Pot's only really worth something on the open market after it's been properly harvested at just the right time and cured. What these kids will do is chop that shiat down immediately and stash it in someone's closet to get moldy or dry it out in an oven. Either way they'll have some harsh, premature crap.


"I only smoke the finest of mother earths ganja.  It was cultivated by a team of scientists in Amsterdam, fertilized with the guano of bats from the Galapagos, watered with pure spring water from the italian alps, and harvested with the pure hands of the  castrato italian boys choir."

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2013-08-03 07:59:52 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I thought it was legal in Colorado. Why are there still dispensaries?


they blocked retail stores from opening until  2014.  So the only way to buy it legally is still with a med card.
 
2013-08-03 08:00:09 PM
The kids will be easy to find; they're the ones that suddenly have a hundred times as many friends as the week before.
 
2013-08-03 08:04:15 PM
The cops fear that two 12-year-olds wih $16,000 worth of pot would be an easy mark for violent drug dealers.

"Obviously we're concerned here," Denver Police spokesperson Sonny Jackson said,
 
2013-08-03 08:34:21 PM
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WTF?
 
2013-08-03 09:16:17 PM
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2013-08-03 10:02:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So what is the farthest from the truth, dispensary math or cop math?


Well, if it was cop math, that's about a joint each; the dispensary math would be like 16 tons.

You pick.
 
2013-08-03 10:33:02 PM

elguerodiablo: they blocked retail stores from opening until  2014


Not quite.  Every city / county is different.  What the Denver City Council voted in was that only existing medical marijuana dispensaries will be allowed to open retail outlets to the non-medical public in 2013.

/Denver has a lot of mmj dispensaries
//six months guys, six months
 
2013-08-04 12:45:22 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Violent pot-dealers. lol


Like kids with $16K in cash wouldn't be targets for violent money dealers.

I hate it that they decribe crime as 'drug related' but never 'money related'
 
2013-08-04 10:35:06 AM
She declined to comment, but indicated the shop was actively working on its security system.

If you own a pot dispensary and didn't have a security system in place to begin with, you're either too stupid or too stoned to own a business.
 
2013-08-04 01:02:33 PM

abhorrent1: She declined to comment, but indicated the shop was actively working on its security system.

If you own a pot dispensary and didn't have a security system in place to begin with, you're either too stupid or too stoned to own a business.


They did have a security system.  It's the one they're working on, the one that videotaped the burglars. Or are you too stoned to follow?
 
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