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(KidRock.com)   You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't try to break into Kid Rock's House   (kidrock.com) divider line 70
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2013-08-03 01:52:53 PM
I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.

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2013-08-03 02:13:34 PM

Godscrack: I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.

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Hahahahaha!
 
2013-08-03 02:28:13 PM
Because he will TOTALLY profile your ass. He will profile it like it has never been profiled before. shiat, fool...he'll profile you so hard you'll think TSA don't know the meaning of the word.

/ you can't spell 'profile' without 'rofl'
 
2013-08-03 02:36:22 PM
 
2013-08-03 04:52:22 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-03 04:53:39 PM
In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."
 
2013-08-03 04:56:32 PM

FormlessOne: In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."


So you think the crutches are not a prop?
 
2013-08-03 04:56:49 PM
sumbiatch probably after that collector set of NASCAR plates
 
2013-08-03 04:58:12 PM
Someone else you don't wanna rob:

ronethebuzzcincy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-03 05:04:51 PM
Interesting twist: someone ripping off Kid Rock vs. the other way around. What's next, Bob? A quick country fried cover of "Home Invasion" by Ice T to capitalize?
 
2013-08-03 05:07:50 PM
Subby also forgot you don't mess around with CNR.
 
2013-08-03 05:09:12 PM
Waffle House people problems.
 
2013-08-03 05:11:50 PM
 
2013-08-03 05:13:49 PM

Godscrack: I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.


my thoughts exactly

/how farking tough are you that you need a gun to subdue a dumbass with crutches?
//good old dropkick would do wonders
 
2013-08-03 05:19:09 PM
Would like to join the hunt of the dangerous house invader:

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
ecl
2013-08-03 05:19:21 PM

FormlessOne: In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."


It's almost as if he were some kind of sissy with a bunch of guns.

www.addictinginfo.org

I know far too many of these people.
 
2013-08-03 05:20:51 PM
"I Got A Name" has been stuck in my head on permanent loop since I first saw Django. Damn, I love that song.
 
2013-08-03 05:22:32 PM
I'd rather rob Kid Rock than
wpmedia.blogs.theprovince.com
 
2013-08-03 05:33:17 PM
Dickhead Kidd Rock, is the epitome of "You can take the trash out of the park but you cannot take the park out of the trash." And this article helps confirm that statement.  "I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives." Seriously, what type of an idiot thinks like this?   If a guy simply walking onto your property puts you in fear of your life then you have some serious mental issues and should not be owning a firearm.  Besides, what ever happened to that "tough guy" act he is always putting on?  Maybe it is just an act after all and the guy is just a big farking pussy.
 
2013-08-03 05:39:49 PM
Ummm...walking on to your property is not the same as ramming through your driveway gate with a van.
 
2013-08-03 05:42:55 PM
You don't tug on Superman's cape.

Why not? It's not like he's going to haul off and whack you.
 
2013-08-03 05:45:04 PM

Maul555: FormlessOne: In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."

So you think the crutches are not a prop?


That was my first thought as well - who's going to think badly of some guy on crutches? Fark that robber, I'm glad they caught him.
 
2013-08-03 05:48:20 PM
since when is a guy on crutches snooping around a threat to your life? you sound paranoid
 
2013-08-03 05:48:40 PM
Let's go to bed
 
2013-08-03 05:49:49 PM

No Time To Explain: /how farking tough are you that you need a gun to subdue a dumbass with crutches?


Unless they're strictly a prop to 1) put you off guard or 2) if shait goes down it automatically makes the defender look bad.
 
2013-08-03 05:54:35 PM
What's more interesting to me is why someone would visit KidRock.com in the first place.
 
2013-08-03 05:58:09 PM
Saw this on Detroit Fox News.

I could not stop laughing. I wasn't even drinking

So much awesome.
 
2013-08-03 05:59:53 PM

Mock26: Dickhead Kidd Rock, is the epitome of "You can take the trash out of the park but you cannot take the park out of the trash." And this article helps confirm that statement.  "I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives." Seriously, what type of an idiot thinks like this?   If a guy simply walking onto your property puts you in fear of your life then you have some serious mental issues and should not be owning a firearm.  Besides, what ever happened to that "tough guy" act he is always putting on?  Maybe it is just an act after all and the guy is just a big farking pussy.


FTFY.

/sorry to break it to you
//and I only say that because it took you so long to state the completely obvious
 
Ant
2013-08-03 06:07:32 PM
You better watch out or he'll give you a severe beating blogging.
 
2013-08-03 06:08:16 PM
The real story here is that there is a celebrity brave enough to live in a suburb of Detroit...
 
2013-08-03 06:10:29 PM
meth
 
2013-08-03 06:20:05 PM
I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.
 
2013-08-03 06:24:05 PM
Slappajo

Ummm...walking on to your property is not the same as ramming through your driveway gate with a van.

Doesn't matter.

The law is going to side with the homowner every time.

/ "Self defense", "Stand your ground", "Constitutional right to unload on trespassers", "I had no way of knowing ___________", "Castle doctrine", "No bag limit on paparazzi",  "Wabbit season", etc etc etc.
 
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2013-08-03 06:38:33 PM

Maul555: The real story here is that there is a celebrity brave enough to live in a suburb of Detroit...


Since you obviously know not what you say, I'll help you out. Clarkston is a reasonably nice area. Not the nicest in Oakland county by far, but it's definitely up there. As for its proximity to Detroit, it's...not. It's one of the northernmost cities in a GIANT-ass county, where Detroit is the southern border of that county.

Slightly off topic, I figured kid rock would be somewhere way out in Macomb. The more you know...
 
2013-08-03 06:39:50 PM
The problem is not Mr. Rck's willingness to use deadly force against a home invader.

The problem is Mr. Rock stating his willingness to use deadly force against a home invader in the manner of a boastful threat.
 
2013-08-03 06:41:26 PM

Maul555: FormlessOne: In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."

So you think the crutches are not a prop?


Or a WEAPON???!!!

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2013-08-03 06:41:54 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Mock26: Seriously, what type of an idiot thinks like this?   If a guy simply walking onto your property puts you in fear of your life then you have some serious mental issues and should not be owning a firearm.

The guy crashed through the gate of his property. Try to get it right, internet bad ass.


a true patriot sets out land mines when he leaves his driveway to protect his property
 
2013-08-03 06:44:59 PM

accelerus: I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.


^this
 
2013-08-03 06:52:15 PM

haywatchthis: accelerus: I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.

^this


I hope no one ever runs out of gas, flat tire etc and comes a knocking hoping to find a good samaritan.
 
2013-08-03 06:55:47 PM

SuperNinjaToad: haywatchthis: accelerus: I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.

^this

I hope no one ever runs out of gas, flat tire etc and comes a knocking hoping to find a good samaritan.

 
2013-08-03 07:07:18 PM

SuperNinjaToad: haywatchthis: accelerus: I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.

^this

I hope no one ever runs out of gas, flat tire etc and comes a knocking hoping to find a good samaritan.


You would use your vehicle to ram open a gate, and try to break into the dwelling of people you expect to help you? That's cold, man.
 
2013-08-03 07:08:16 PM

Maul555: FormlessOne: In other news, Kid Rock talks shiat about shooting somebody on crutches because "he's in fear of his life."

So you think the crutches are not a prop?


About as much of a prop as the "Made In Detroit" tags Kid Rock attaches to clothing made elsewhere.
 
2013-08-03 07:11:22 PM
Didn't he also get into a fight at an Atlanta Waffle House?
 
2013-08-03 07:17:14 PM

LewDux: Let's go to bed


Dude, I'm married.
 
2013-08-03 07:17:26 PM
a white creeper van

There's a lot of things "Kid Rock" don't know and, apparently, one of them is what a "creeper van" is.

(Here's a hint: they don't have large windows on the side.)

Also, I hereby nominate "Kid Rock" for this month's ITG award.
 
2013-08-03 07:20:36 PM
Where does it say he "tried to break into Kid Rock's house"?
Oh, nowhere.
Also, where is the evidence he did anything except walk up to the door?
Oh, nowhere.
 
2013-08-03 07:21:06 PM

SuperNinjaToad: haywatchthis: accelerus: I don't care if some asshole is in a wheelchair, you break though my front gate or force your way onto my property I'll be happy to shoot and kill you.

I'm not some huge kid rock fan -- but I'm behind anyone and everyone's right to have a secure and safe home. I hope they catch this asshole and gets a reason to have a REAL set of crutches.

^this

I hope no one ever runs out of gas, flat tire etc and comes a knocking hoping to find a good samaritan.




How did the Smaritan know how to act if he hadn't met The Jesus yet?
 
2013-08-03 07:27:49 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Mock26: Seriously, what type of an idiot thinks like this?   If a guy simply walking onto your property puts you in fear of your life then you have some serious mental issues and should not be owning a firearm.

The guy crashed through the gate of his property. Try to get it right, internet bad ass.


The entire farking article:

Suspect wanted for trespassing, destruction of property and attempted home invasion in Clarkston, MI.  Please help the Oakland County Sheriff identify and capture this man.  White male.  Late 40's - early 50's.  Receding hairline.  Mustache.  Side burns.  Smoker.  May have crutches.  Last seen in the area of M-15 (Ortonville Rd) and Hubbard (just north of I-75) Wednesday afternoon, July 31, 2013 around 4:15pm.
Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in.  I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.  I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van. Please contact the Oakland County Sheriff Tip Line at 1.800.773.2587 with any information on this jackass. I am offering a $5k reward for any information leading to his arrest.
Thank you in advance. Kid Rock


Where in that does it state that the guy crashed through his gate?  I will give you a clue: NOWHERE.  So yeah, based on the information given in the farking article it did get it farking right.  If the article does not contain all the information pertinent to the incident that is not my fault.  Now go be an asshole to someone else.
 
2013-08-03 07:39:08 PM
Why?  Is he going to rip off Lawyers, Guns, and Money next?
 
2013-08-03 07:45:07 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Mock26: Where in that does it state that the guy crashed through his gate?  I will give you a clue: NOWHERE.  So yeah, based on the information given in the farking article it did get it farking right.  If the article does not contain all the information pertinent to the incident that is not my fault.  Now go be an asshole to someone else.

Learn the facts of a story before commenting.


Why should I have to research the farking article to see if any information was left out?  When did it no longer become acceptable to just comment on the farking article that was linked to at the top of the farking page?   You must be new here to not understand how fark works.

So yeah, go be an asshole to someone else, like maybe subby for not linking to an article without all the facts or maybe blame the mods for not researching the farking story before approving it.
 
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