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2013-08-03 08:10:07 AM  
2013-08-03 12:32:38 PM  
Dude. That pocket-square with *that* tie? Dafuque were you thinking?
2013-08-03 01:03:02 PM  
Your nose is funny-lookin'.
2013-08-03 01:03:18 PM  
We can't let my horse find us out.
2013-08-03 01:05:32 PM  
Yes, I am prettier than Camilla; no, I am not interested
2013-08-03 01:09:27 PM  
"With this beak and these claws it would take me less than five seconds to do your country a favor."
2013-08-03 01:10:37 PM  
Do you like movies about gladiators?
2013-08-03 01:13:46 PM  
My cousin saved your limey asses in two World Wars so put me down.
2013-08-03 01:14:41 PM
2013-08-03 01:15:17 PM  
The raw rabbit, yeah the one in your right hand, give it up now Bub or you'll be bleeding out your ears.  Which in your case would be fatal.
2013-08-03 01:29:28 PM  
[original warcraft human peon voice]
Yes, m'lord?



That tickles.

Stop that.

Stop touching me!
[/original warcraft human peon voice]

2013-08-03 01:39:06 PM  
" now me mum is squatting on the throne and I have TWO wankers waiting to push me aside if I ever get promoted!"

"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz...wut!?....did you say something?....zzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ..."
2013-08-03 01:56:14 PM  
Charles enjoys his intimate time with Camilla, though he still prefers to wear gloves while falconer.
2013-08-03 01:59:14 PM  
"My wife Camilla is in Exeter, where you can throw your sex at her. Just to be crude, she'll lay in the nude while you, you pervert, can take pecks at her."
2013-08-03 02:03:30 PM  
Unfortunately, England's plan to save money by having the post delivered by eagle made a disastrous turn when Featherhead the Eagle decided to check Prince Charles's suit for rodents.
2013-08-03 02:07:49 PM  
"Between my ears and your wings, it would be a close race."
2013-08-03 02:09:12 PM  
"I shall call him Speckled Jim. He is rather large for a pigeon, though."
2013-08-03 02:35:46 PM  
Now remember its the old biatch with the crown. And we don't want a public mess like the last one.
2013-08-03 02:45:06 PM  
"Such power, and yet such limited intelligence"

"What? I'm the Prince of Wales!"

"And you're arguing with a bird - game, set and match"
2013-08-03 02:46:13 PM  
Is that a honey badger in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
2013-08-03 03:02:33 PM  
*sigh* I used to be so regal, now I'm arm candy for a douchbag with a funny beak.
2013-08-03 03:35:13 PM  
When the Prince of Wales flips the bird at a commoner he prefers the large, intimidating form.
2013-08-03 05:16:18 PM  
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