Quantum Apostrophe: If I had the money, I'd get a huge forklift (electric!), smash into the rack and leave the lift there. A forklift is a professional tool...
megarian: cowgirl toffee: Anyone else sign the "support turtle racing" petition at the bottom?Yup.Turtles make me happy. So do tortoises.
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