If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KTAR Phoenix)   In honor of the 20th anniversary of Tent City, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is allowing inmates to celebrate with magazines, dinner, a movie, cake, and candy cigarettes. "It's a celebration we all deserve"   (ktar.com) divider line 134
    More: Spiffy, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, candy cigarettes, Maricopa County  
•       •       •

2585 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2013 at 10:23 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



134 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-08-03 08:31:58 AM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-03 08:54:22 AM  
That scumbag should be in those tents with the other inmates.  He's as dirty as they come, and he does this whole "America's Toughest Sheriff" routine to please the mouth-breathing morons who keep voting for him.
 
2013-08-03 10:26:53 AM  
I lived in a tent city for a year when I was in the Marine Corps.  Of course, these were Air Force tents, so they were the lap of damned luxury.
 
2013-08-03 10:27:08 AM  
I don't know how that crooked, racist motherfarker is still in office with his history of abusing both people and animals. I get that the other racist, old people are voting him in, but human rights violations? Why hasn't he been thrown out?

/I hope he gets AIDS of the cancer of the eyes that spreads to his genitals
 
2013-08-03 10:28:54 AM  
He is a great humanitarian.  He keeps the good people safe, treats his charges humanely, and lowers the rate of criminal recidivism.  A model for the penal system.
 
2013-08-03 10:29:59 AM  
I hope you choke on it, you slimebag
 
2013-08-03 10:33:39 AM  
OMG... the comments. What a sh*thole.
 
2013-08-03 10:35:17 AM  
Denying civil rights of poor brown people for two decades.
Karma's a mean biatch and she never sleeps.
 
2013-08-03 10:36:30 AM  
Of all the farked up, backwards things in Arizona, I think this racist shiat heel of a sheriff is probably the most farked up...

How;s the hunt for Obama's birth certificate going, dumbass?
 
2013-08-03 10:36:55 AM  

The Shatner Incident: I don't know how that crooked, racist motherfarker is still in office with his history of abusing both people and animals. I get that the other racist, old people are voting him in, but human rights violations? Why hasn't he been thrown out?

/I hope he gets AIDS of the cancer of the eyes that spreads to his genitals


Wow, tell me how you really feel.
 
2013-08-03 10:39:42 AM  
That's mighty white of him.
 
2013-08-03 10:39:54 AM  
As someone who used to be a corrections officer...fark you, Joe. The worse the conditions are for the inmates, the worse they are for the free people working there. For instance, the facility I worked at made a big deal out of not having air conditioning anywhere on the grounds. Which of course, meant that you were melting in your long-sleeved, thick fabric, dark colored uniform and drinking about a gallon of water every five minutes for $11 an hour.
 
2013-08-03 10:40:37 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Karma's a mean biatch and she never sleeps.


Really? Because it seems she's been sleeping on this one for quite some time.
 
2013-08-03 10:45:24 AM  
You just know he has a micropenis.
 
2013-08-03 10:45:47 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: He is a great humanitarian.  He keeps the good people safe, treats his charges humanely, and lowers the rate of criminal recidivism.  A model for the penal system.


And doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2013-08-03 10:46:01 AM  
My KTAR Gently Weeps
 
2013-08-03 10:50:02 AM  
I know people who spent time there. People throw stuff over the fence all the time. Drugs are not uncommon. What a joke. Like him. And Babeu wants to be like him.
 
2013-08-03 10:50:27 AM  

The Shatner Incident: I don't know how that crooked, racist motherfarker is still in office with his history of abusing both people and animals. I get that the other racist, old people are voting him in, but human rights violations? Why hasn't he been thrown out?

/I hope he gets AIDS of the cancer of the eyes that spreads to his genitals


There is no rule of Law any more, only the rule of money.
 
2013-08-03 10:57:59 AM  
The candy cigarettes part is what irks me.

I'm an occasional sloppy drunk and a smoker. Always drunk if I can help it but only occasionally sloppy. The sloppy part has put me in the clink a couple times for misdemeanor bullshiat.

Besides the horrendous "food" served in jail in such small portions that starvation makes it taste good, besides sleeping on a metal bunk with an inch-thick foam pad which your shoulders and hips cut bitingly into never allowing true rest, besides your fellow inmates with their body odors and proclivities toward senseless violence, besides the public shower you can't let your feet touch without getting a fungal infection, the worst part is the nicotine withdrawal!

This fat useless farker knows his wards are craving a Newport badly. Stupid farking labor laws means the Shaqueeshas and Tyrones working as COs can't breathe a whiff of horrid tobacco, even in his OUTDOOR jail. So he "treats" them with CANDY cigarettes. That's just farking torture right there.

The fact that that fat farking sociopath hasn't been set upon and anally raped with a rusty spoon by his former charges is proof there is no God.
 
2013-08-03 11:01:17 AM  

keylock71: Of all the farked up, backwards things in Arizona, I think this racist shiat heel of a sheriff is probably the most farked up...

How;s the hunt for Obama's birth certificate going, dumbass?


At least he's got plenty of time to find it since he refuses to do his job and investigate sex crimes committed against illegal immigrants.

Pedophiles, Vacation in Maricopa County! It's paradise there!

/wonder when NAMBLA will come out to endorse Sheriff Joe.
 
2013-08-03 11:13:46 AM  
Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.
 
2013-08-03 11:16:28 AM  
Hey, say what you like about Sheriff Joe, but he's created a tourist attraction in Maricopa County, which is no mean feat.

Is anyone else kind of looking forward to the aquifer going dry, so that Phoenix goes back to desert?
 
2013-08-03 11:17:51 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Denying civil rights of poor brown people for two decades.
Karma's a mean biatch and she never sleeps.


Apparently she has been sleeping for two decades.
 
2013-08-03 11:18:38 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.


There really is no hate like liberal hate.
 
2013-08-03 11:19:02 AM  
a movie

Fine, as long as they don't seek the treasure.

prisoncinema.files.wordpress.com /we...thought...you...was...a...frog
 
2013-08-03 11:21:52 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.

There really is no hate like liberal hate.


Behold,  Conservitatus Persecutus Butthurtus in it's natural internet habitat
 
2013-08-03 11:25:29 AM  

hardinparamedic: Conservitatus Persecutus Butthurtus


Ah yes, more commonly know as the "Annoying asshole".
 
2013-08-03 11:26:20 AM  
Boy, am I glad I read the KTAR comments. If Joe really wants to be America's Toughest Sheriff, he's got a lot of funds to misspend, so he can catch up to Obama!
 
2013-08-03 11:27:33 AM  

hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.

There really is no hate like liberal hate.

Behold,  Liberal Persecutus Butthurtus in it's natural internet habitat


FTFY.  It is the liberals here who are all butt hurt and showing their hatred.
 
2013-08-03 11:28:20 AM  
The man is a saint, I tell you. A SAINT!
 
2013-08-03 11:30:03 AM  

keylock71: hardinparamedic: Conservitatus Persecutus Butthurtus

Ah yes, more commonly know as the "Annoying asshole".


I agree that Hardin is annoying, but it is wrong for you to call him an assh***.

He does try here, he just isn't good at it.

He is confused about who is all butt hurt about tent city - he just needs to read the thread.
 
2013-08-03 11:35:23 AM  
It would be a lot funnier to me if the inmates celebrated by all breaking out and burning Phoenix to the ground and slaughtering every man, woman and child in Maricopa County - but that's just my quirky sense of humor.
 
2013-08-03 11:39:59 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.

There really is no hate like liberal hate.

Behold,  Liberal Persecutus Butthurtus in it's natural internet habitat

FTFY.  It is the liberals here who are all butt hurt and showing their hatred.


Actually, it's Sheriff Joe and his sycophantic admirers on the right showing their hatred of the Constitution and minorities.

/if Sheriff Joe treated white gun owners the way he treats brown immigrants, and took an advocate stance on gun control the way he takes one on immigration and crime, somebody would have introduced him to a 168 grain Sierra MatchKing by now
 
2013-08-03 11:41:15 AM  

jso2897: It would be a lot funnier to me if the inmates celebrated by all breaking out and burning Phoenix to the ground and slaughtering every man, woman and child in Maricopa County - but that's just my quirky sense of humor.


you must have bust a gut during Fort Hood, the Boston Bombing and 911.
 
2013-08-03 11:44:46 AM  
It farking works. Keep up the good work, Joe.
 
2013-08-03 11:48:24 AM  
I have no problem with convicted felons living in tents, I have to wonder about people who do.
 
2013-08-03 11:48:55 AM  

STRYPERSWINE: It farking works. Keep up the good work, Joe.


Other nations don't have to mistreat their prisoners to keep recidivism down.

Do you just enjoy treating people like shiat?
 
2013-08-03 11:49:33 AM  

Fark It: tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Came to bask in the unhinged hatred, leaving fulfilled, carry on.

There really is no hate like liberal hate.

Behold,  Liberal Persecutus Butthurtus in it's natural internet habitat

FTFY.  It is the liberals here who are all butt hurt and showing their hatred.

Actually, it's Sheriff Joe and his sycophantic admirers on the right showing their hatred of the Constitution and minorities.

/if Sheriff Joe treated white gun owners the way he treats brown immigrants, and took an advocate stance on gun control the way he takes one on immigration and crime, somebody would have introduced him to a 168 grain Sierra MatchKing by now


Isn't that a type of mattress?  Are you saying that proponents of sensible gun regulations would have laid Joe down and made sweet, sweet love to him for his efforts?  Because that seems like better treatment than he deserves.

/The 168 grain Sierra MatchKing is okay, but the 172 Sierra MatchKing is a pillowtop.
 
2013-08-03 11:49:52 AM  

ReapTheChaos: convicted felons


Tent city is a jail, not a prison. Convicted felons would be at the state penn, not Arpaio's funhouse.
 
2013-08-03 11:51:59 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: FTFY. It is the liberals here who are all butt hurt and showing their hatred.


You're absolutely right, tenpoundsofderp, liberals tend to hate people who mistreat other people and who are generally racist scumbags.

/that earlier comments about aids of the cancer of the genitals pretty much sums up my feelings towards Arpaio.
 
2013-08-03 11:54:32 AM  
When I think of "tent city", this seems to come to mind...

/hawt

www.nps.gov
 
2013-08-03 11:54:56 AM  

TsukasaK: ReapTheChaos: convicted felons

Tent city is a jail, not a prison. Convicted felons would be at the state penn, not Arpaio's funhouse.


Still don't have a problem with it.
 
2013-08-03 11:55:55 AM  

TsukasaK: tenpoundsofcheese: FTFY. It is the liberals here who are all butt hurt and showing their hatred.

You're absolutely right, tenpoundsofderp, liberals tend to hate people who mistreat other people and who are generally racist scumbags.

/that earlier comments about aids of the cancer of the genitals pretty much sums up my feelings towards Arpaio.


I honestly, whole-heartedly think that  tenpoundsofcheese is a professional victim. He has to feel persecuted by someone to get through life.
 
2013-08-03 11:56:04 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Still don't have a problem with it.


Jail is where people who are awaiting trial or are serving minor (generally <= 1 year) sentences are kept.

So congratulations, you're all for mistreating people who haven't even been declared guilty of a crime in a court of law. Disgusting.
 
2013-08-03 11:58:39 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I have no problem with convicted felons living in tents, I have to wonder about people who do.


Most tent city residents in Phoenix are awaiting trial.  The courts have found his treatment of prisoners unconstitutional, and the Justice Department has found "a pervasive culture of discriminatory bias against Latinos."

Here he is referring to his tent city as a "concentration camp."
 
2013-08-03 12:00:05 PM  

Lochsteppe: Isn't that a type of mattress?


I guess you could call it that, it puts people to sleep.
 
2013-08-03 12:00:56 PM  

Fark It: Here he is referring to his tent city as a "concentration camp."


Look, he's helping underprivledged children to deal with their attention deficit disorder. How can you fault him for that?!
 
2013-08-03 12:01:14 PM  

jso2897: It would be a lot funnier to me if the inmates celebrated by all breaking out and burning Phoenix to the ground and slaughtering every man, woman and child in Maricopa County - but that's just my quirky sense of humor.


Eh, the funniest thing would be seeing his corrupt, ignorant ass locked up in his own prison system.
 
2013-08-03 12:04:54 PM  
Liberal hate brought us the end of slavery, equal rights for women, a social safety net, the civil rights movement, minimum wage, voter rights, the end of some un-winnable wars, a higher standard of education, etc...

Conservative hate brought us lynchings, religious zealots controlling government, Jim Crow laws, corporate welfare, millions dead through wars of aggression, police brutality, thousands dead through lax gun laws, a polluted environment, etc...

Choose your brand of hate wisely.
 
2013-08-03 12:11:44 PM  

here to help: corporate welfare, millions dead through wars of aggression, police brutality,


Liberals are equally culpable when it comes to our misadventure in Iraq, our Wall Street bailouts, and the drug war.  In 2006 when they took the House, Pelosi said investigating the Bush administration was off the table.  The vote for the Patriot Act was 99-1, it was reauthorized and signed by Barack Obama, and he appointed a life-long drug warrior and Wall Street attorney to head the Justice Department.
 
Displayed 50 of 134 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report