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(Daily Mail)   Messenger bags shaped like baguettes, made to order for the foodie hipster in your life strolling about town who desires easy-to-carry baguettes at any time of day. Sorry, no hot Euro chick is included with your kickstarter contribution   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 10
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2013-08-03 02:27:59 AM  
I'd let her butter my baguette.
 
2013-08-03 09:41:24 AM  
For foodie hipsters, or actual French people who purchase baguettes un-ironically fairly regularly.

/dear lord how I miss my boulangerie...
 
2013-08-03 09:44:17 AM  
Like she eats bread.
 
2013-08-03 09:52:48 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: For foodie hipsters, or actual French people who purchase baguettes un-ironically fairly regularly.

/dear lord how I miss my boulangerie...


Yeah, but if you bought the baguette warm, you want it to breathe.  Otherwise the crust will get soggy.
And if it's cooled off, why are you carrying it around.  Find a boulangerie near where you're going and buy one there.
 
2013-08-03 09:57:52 AM  

FrancoFile: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: For foodie hipsters, or actual French people who purchase baguettes un-ironically fairly regularly.

/dear lord how I miss my boulangerie...

Yeah, but if you bought the baguette warm, you want it to breathe.  Otherwise the crust will get soggy.
And if it's cooled off, why are you carrying it around.  Find a boulangerie near where you're going and buy one there.


You still have to transport it home somehow. Damn bread is unwieldy. Even in a backpack its length sometimes puts the center of gravity outside the bag, where it can tip over or fly out. Otherwise you're dedicating an entire arm just to carrying a loaf of bread. I have thought way too much about baguette logistics this morning.
 
2013-08-03 10:03:30 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: FrancoFile: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: For foodie hipsters, or actual French people who purchase baguettes un-ironically fairly regularly.

/dear lord how I miss my boulangerie...

Yeah, but if you bought the baguette warm, you want it to breathe.  Otherwise the crust will get soggy.
And if it's cooled off, why are you carrying it around.  Find a boulangerie near where you're going and buy one there.

You still have to transport it home somehow. Damn bread is unwieldy. Even in a backpack its length sometimes puts the center of gravity outside the bag, where it can tip over or fly out. Otherwise you're dedicating an entire arm just to carrying a loaf of bread. I have thought way too much about baguette logistics this morning.


Nobody in Paris lives more than 3 blocks from a boulangerie.  I was perfectly happy with the piece of paper towel they wrapped around the bread.
 
2013-08-03 10:06:41 AM  
 
2013-08-03 10:07:21 AM  
Bet it works good for carrying large cucumbers too.
 
2013-08-03 10:36:13 AM  

FrancoFile: Nobody in Paris lives more than 3 blocks from a boulangerie.  I was perfectly happy with the piece of paper towel they wrapped around the bread.


I was off in the hills in Provence, where a dedicated bag would have come in handy.
 
2013-08-04 10:47:13 AM  
Jesus Farking Christ. Desire to go on a nationwide killing spree....rising!
 
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