ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.
Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?
Hugo Zorilla: The main reason Jen can't keep a man is something not often discussed in public.She is a little kinky, in the 'tie me up with scarves' type way.However, she keeps a photo of her dad on her nightstand.And when she really gets into it, she starts with 'Oh Daddy' stuff.'Oh Daddy, it's so big, Oh Daddy, I'm so tight, Oh Daddy, fark your little girl', and so on.And as she orgasms, she stares at the picture while saying all this.The guys leave her because it gets very creepy.Supposedly, she even stares at the pic while flicking her bean.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: mariner314: Jennifer Aniston was hot as fark in horrible bosses./I'd have bent her over a barrel and dissapointed her in all 50 states.
Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?
ontariolightning: Women that age get a lot of gas so this is not necessarily a bad thing.
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