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2013-08-03 09:05:54 AM
Women that age get a lot of gas so this is not necessarily a bad thing.
 
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2013-08-03 09:17:42 AM
Damnit.
 
2013-08-03 09:19:45 AM

ontariolightning: Women that age get a lot of gas so this is not necessarily a bad thing.


Does she heel it through her meshpanties?
 
2013-08-03 09:21:28 AM
Would like to see her two pieces of flair.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-03 09:22:25 AM
She still has a great body but this is still one of those 'if only 20 years ago things'.

<sigh> now I am off to dream about her walking around me nude for the last 20+ years...
 
2013-08-03 09:24:15 AM
I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.
 
2013-08-03 09:26:25 AM
And if you believe the tabloids, she's been pregnant for the last five years.
 
2013-08-03 09:32:17 AM
Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?
 
2013-08-03 09:35:50 AM

Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?


This is Taylor Swift's future
 
2013-08-03 09:46:59 AM

Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?


Because she is starting in a big budget comedy coming out in a week.

Rough life being a has-been, putting out all those movies.
 
2013-08-03 09:48:59 AM
In my dreams she is nude
 
2013-08-03 09:51:34 AM

meanmutton: Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?

Because she is starting in a big budget comedy coming out in a week.

Rough life being a has-been, putting out all those movies  flops.

FTFY

 
2013-08-03 09:52:56 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.


you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.
 
2013-08-03 09:54:56 AM
Slives:

<sigh> now I am off to dream about her walking around me nude for the last 20+ years...

groppet:
In my dreams she is nude

Thirded.
 
2013-08-03 09:55:04 AM

frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.


Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.
 
2013-08-03 09:55:34 AM

texdent: And if you believe the tabloids, she's been pregnant for the last five years.


With twins if my memory serves me right
 
2013-08-03 10:00:36 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.


That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.
 
2013-08-03 10:02:52 AM

Bslim: frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.

Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.


It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie.  When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.
 
2013-08-03 10:05:45 AM
Well, this news ruins MY Saturday, I hope you know.
 
2013-08-03 10:09:07 AM

ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.


oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.
 
2013-08-03 10:09:50 AM
Why is she A-list? A smattering of movie roles and a TV show that ended almost a decade ago? Yes, she's good looking, but c'mon.
 
2013-08-03 10:10:02 AM

frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.


I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series
 
2013-08-03 10:12:35 AM
Why is she still getting work?
 
2013-08-03 10:15:53 AM

frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.


Since I know the kind of crap from all that crew I actively avoid anything even remotely associated with them. I apply the same protocol to Jennifer Lopez.
 
2013-08-03 10:22:00 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-03 10:22:31 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


because rumor is: she walks around nude all the time.
 
2013-08-03 10:24:02 AM

texdent: frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.

I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series


bwaa haahaa?  a few crappy slasher films is not a theatrical career.  fact is that Friends really killed that cast except for Jennifer as far as any hopes of a film career goes.  However....  people just LIKE Rachel.  She was just so...  average.  People could relate.  I'd wager she was one of the few characters on that show that people COULD relate to.  people see her in a movie and think "oh look, it's Rachel, she's cool".  people see the other Friends cast members in stuff and think "oh god why does Chandler even try" or "jesus christ Joey sucks" or "god I hate Ross, why is he in this".
 
2013-08-03 10:25:26 AM

Bslim: I apply the same protocol to Jennifer Lopez.


Now there is a truly terrible actress that makes nothing but box office poison.
 
2013-08-03 10:26:42 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


Because she's a decent actress with a nice rack and better than average nipples.  And I, for one, appreciate the fact that she 'owns' her nipples and has never made any attempt to hide them all the way back to the "Friends" days.  I think she's smart to often go braless, but never topless.  She adheres to the old show-biz adage, "Always leave them wanting more."
 
2013-08-03 10:27:49 AM
The blond bombshell also slammed Katie Couric. 'Is she a legitimate journalist?' she asked.

Blond(e)?
 
2013-08-03 10:28:27 AM

frepnog: It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie.  When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.


This.
She has one flat character.
The Good Girl revealed that truth.
Gawd what an insipid cipher she was in that.
 
2013-08-03 10:31:08 AM

frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"


He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.
 
2013-08-03 10:32:54 AM

wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.


no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.
 
2013-08-03 10:36:13 AM

frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.


Well, maybe I didn't watch enough friends to develop as strong an impression of him as did you... cheers
 
2013-08-03 10:38:21 AM

wjllope: frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"

He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.


We salute the rank, not the man.
 
2013-08-03 10:41:34 AM

wjllope: frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.

Well, maybe I didn't watch enough friends to develop as strong an impression of him as did you... cheers


maybe not.  he was terribly typecast by that show however as was pretty much the entire cast save Jennifer.  It is hard to break out of a television role when you play it for what, 10 farking years on what was pretty much the most popular sitcom of its time and one of the most popular sitcoms of all time.
 
2013-08-03 10:57:51 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-08-03 10:58:36 AM
said your mom
 
2013-08-03 11:03:39 AM
Jennifer Aniston was hot as fark in horrible bosses.

/I've bend her over and show her all 50 states.
 
2013-08-03 11:06:51 AM

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?

Because she's a decent actress with a nice rack and better than average nipples.  And I, for one, appreciate the fact that she 'owns' her nipples and has never made any attempt to hide them all the way back to the "Friends" days.  I think she's smart to often go braless, but never topless.  She adheres to the old show-biz adage, "Always leave them wanting more."




No, She is not a good actress nor that hot. What's the last big movie she's been in?
 
2013-08-03 11:11:43 AM
As long as Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox walk around nude, no big loss.
 
2013-08-03 11:21:30 AM
Slives * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-08-03 09:22:25 AM She still has a great body but this is still one of those 'if only 20 years ago things'.
=========================================================

Not really. This is not one of those 'looks great for her age' things. This is a 'looks great for any age' thing.

/She's barely aged since Friends.
 
2013-08-03 11:25:43 AM
Ross waa great in Madasgascar. Crack smoking Giraffes are the shiznit
 
2013-08-03 11:26:18 AM

Gunderson:


At this stage, I'm at post-Reconstruction "the war is over and settled" mode.

Angi has Brad, kids, no tits, and doing charity work. She's moved on.

/waiting for Angi and Jennifer in the "Baby Jane" remake in 2021
 
2013-08-03 11:32:32 AM

frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.


Schwimmer's portrayal of Sobel was likely fully intended to be over the top.  His character was a complete asshole who pushed his men very hard, but he wasn't much good at leading them.  Lewis' portrayal of Winters was in many ways the total opposite; Winters was quiet, but well-respected and capable of leading his men in combat conditions.
 
2013-08-03 11:47:32 AM
Just sayin....

NSFW
 
2013-08-03 11:47:55 AM

frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.


She definitely wasn't Rachel in Horrible Bosses.
 
2013-08-03 11:49:49 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


Because she is still reasonably attractive, can act as well as she ever could, has a platoon of loyal female fans, doesn't booze or take dope, shows up on time, hits her marks, remembers her lines, is insurable, doesn't go out and say crappy things about the project, doesn't sleep with the married star or director, doesn't punch out female co-star, and is reasonably nice to people.
That combination of things will get you damn near as far in Hollywood as a meteoric, major talent will. Mark my words - she will work for years, retire as a beloved grand dame in Hollywood, and get her ass kissed until they bury it.
 
2013-08-03 12:03:15 PM

ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.


How dare you besmirched Leprauchan in the Hood, good sir?
 
2013-08-03 12:06:36 PM
Bet she farks in the nude though.

/fap
 
2013-08-03 12:17:07 PM

mariner314: Jennifer Aniston was hot as fark in horrible bosses.

/I've bend her over a barrel and show her all 50 states.


FTFY

/And yes, I was disappointed that I couldn't see her pussy
 
2013-08-03 12:20:36 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: frepnog: It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie.  When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.

This.
She has one flat character.
The Good Girl revealed that truth.
Gawd what an insipid cipher she was in that.


That bosses movie...she was actually pretty funny in that, and pretty hot too.
 
2013-08-03 12:24:12 PM
She still looks dead inside.
 
2013-08-03 12:26:16 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: mariner314: Jennifer Aniston was hot as fark in horrible bosses.

/I'd have bent her over a barrel and dissapointed her in all 50 states.

 
2013-08-03 12:26:37 PM

jso2897: Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?

Because she is still reasonably attractive, can act as well as she ever could, has a platoon of loyal female fans, doesn't booze or take dope, shows up on time, hits her marks, remembers her lines, is insurable, doesn't go out and say crappy things about the project, doesn't sleep with the married star or director, doesn't punch out female co-star, and is reasonably nice to people.
That combination of things will get you damn near as far in Hollywood as a meteoric, major talent will. Mark my words - she will work for years, retire as a beloved grand dame in Hollywood, and get her ass kissed until they bury it.


Yes, being not stupid is better than being smart.
She's the perfect combination of obedient, submissive, and nipply.
 
2013-08-03 12:26:57 PM

frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.


Agree, he struck me as colonel Ross in that. Something about his voice maybe? I'm sure he's not that bad an actor, he just has one of those voices or ways of speaking that is hard to cover up (like Morgan freeman, except his voice always reminds me of Red from Shawshank so that's ok), but he has the misfortune of playing somebody all of America wanted to kick in the balls for a decade, so now we immediately recognize him and are reminded of Ross. Or you could be right and he just sucks, who knows.
 
2013-08-03 12:27:34 PM

RoyHobbs22: Bet she farks in the nude though.

/fap


Only with the lights off.
 
2013-08-03 12:43:51 PM

rga184: frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.

Agree, he struck me as colonel Ross in that. Something about his voice maybe? I'm sure he's not that bad an actor, he just has one of those voices or ways of speaking that is hard to cover up (like Morgan freeman, except his voice always reminds me of Red from Shawshank so that's ok), but he has the misfortune of playing somebody all of America wanted to kick in the balls for a decade, so now we immediately recognize him and are reminded of Ross. Or you could be right and he just sucks, who knows.


it isn't that I think he sucks.  he is a good actor that simply played a douchebag (because let's face it - Ross was always a slightly likeable douchebag) on Friends for far too long to be seen as much of anything else.  Add that to the fact that he is simply not good looking enough to have his appearance help overcome his typecast and he will simply forever be "Ross".  The truth is that if Friends had been reality, the only reason the others would have kept being his friend was because he was Monica's brother that kept glomming on.  Ross is that friend that no one really likes much but you just can't get rid of.

I am sure he cries himself to sleep on a bed of money every night about it, but still.
 
2013-08-03 12:45:31 PM
So, she takes a wheel chair into the shower?
 
2013-08-03 01:04:13 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?

 
2013-08-03 01:07:28 PM
Guys, if you don't want to talk about Jennifer Aniston, don't post and Fark will stop posting the threads.
It's not that hard. Jennifer is cute, but she's not the only woman on the planet.
Farkers, expand your horizons!
 
2013-08-03 01:07:50 PM
Does anyone remember that she was on a show called "The Edge" before she was on Friends? It was a half hour comedy show with Julie Brown. During the rating sweeps they had a "sweeps moment" to increase ratings that consisted of her jumping up and down in a tiny bikini...fap worthy
 
2013-08-03 01:11:51 PM

frepnog


Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.

It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie. When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.


Diedrich Bader was also reasonably well-known from being on the Drew Carey show.

Gary Cole had done the Brady Bunch movies (yeah, I know), In The Line Of Fire (the Clint Eastwood movie) and From The Earth To The Moon before Office Space, so he had some visibility as well.

No, no one named a ^%$#@ hairstyle after these guys but we could probably argue the "star" definition until it fit them and Aniston.
 
2013-08-03 01:15:31 PM

frepnog: Bslim: I apply the same protocol to Jennifer Lopez.

Now there is a truly terrible actress that makes nothing but box office poison.


I enjoyed Out Of Sight
 
2013-08-03 01:27:17 PM
she was good in Horrible Bosses & Office Space, but that's about it
 
2013-08-03 01:32:50 PM
I really never watched Friends as neither my wife or I really liked it and we were generally busy then any way with school/jobs, so I have only seen it a few times but not enough to care.  So I think David Schwimmer as Herbert Sobel was great.  He was the perfect combination of arrogance and incompetence for the role, but maybe that is because I didn't have any baggage associated with him.

On the other hand maybe I am not the best judge as I even like the Jimmy Fallon cameo, and I hate Jimmy Fallon (apologies to all who like him).

As for Jennifer Aniston, she certainly is good looking and has held up well (I guess all those millions help) but I have never watched a single movie she did and probably wouldn't care to unless she does something unexpected.  And I am talkingKeanu Reeves in Much Ado About Nothing level of unexpected.
 
2013-08-03 01:48:17 PM
"The really hot girl next door, yeah. Beautiful? No."
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-08-03 01:48:24 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: frepnog

Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.

It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie. When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.


Diedrich Bader was also reasonably well-known from being on the Drew Carey show.

Gary Cole had done the Brady Bunch movies (yeah, I know), In The Line Of Fire (the Clint Eastwood movie) and From The Earth To The Moon before Office Space, so he had some visibility as well.

No, no one named a ^%$#@ hairstyle after these guys but we could probably argue the "star" definition until it fit them and Aniston.


being well known and being a star are two different things.  Gary Cole is a well known actor who has had lots of roles. Diedrich Bader is on of those "I have seen that dude in something" actors.

Jennifer Aniston is a "star".  An attraction.
 
2013-08-03 01:55:53 PM

jso2897: Because she is still reasonably attractive, can act as well as she ever could, has a platoon of loyal female fans, doesn't booze or take dope, shows up on time, hits her marks, remembers her lines, is insurable, doesn't go out and say crappy things about the project, doesn't sleep with the married star or director, doesn't punch out female co-star, and is reasonably nice to people.
That combination of things will get you damn near as far in Hollywood as a meteoric, major talent will. Mark my words - she will work for years, retire as a beloved grand dame in Hollywood, and get her ass kissed until they bury it.


Preach it brother. Being a professional can still take a long way with just a little tiny bit of talent. Professionalism and real talent gets you Leonardio Dicaprio or Tom Hanks who can do whatever the heck they want to do with whomever they want to do it with.
 
2013-08-03 01:55:56 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.


Leprechaun was the best, it's been all downhill from there.
 
2013-08-03 02:00:36 PM

Infernalist: Just sayin....

NSFW


That's what I was thinking
 
2013-08-03 02:12:33 PM

deansnose: Does anyone remember that she was on a show called "The Edge" before she was on Friends? It was a half hour comedy show with Julie Brown. During the rating sweeps they had a "sweeps moment" to increase ratings that consisted of her jumping up and down in a tiny bikini...fap worthy


I remember that. Wayne Knight (Newman!) was on it too.
 
2013-08-03 02:30:40 PM

born_yesterday: wjllope: frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"

He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.

We salute the rank, not the man.


I actually think David S. did an excellent job in band of brothers, his annoying voice, attitude and demeanor really stood out, almost makes you want to hate him from the beginning. I never really seen Friends so I have no clue what he's like in the TV show.
On an interesting note I really stayed away from anything Ambrose wrote, many things were wrong in band of brothers (book and Tv series), although I loved the series quite a bit of the facts were wrong.

/After reading the book, I really felt bad for Sobel - as Dick Winters puts it he wasn't all that bad as the TV show protrays, however he was still an assclown. Most of the men did not respect Sobel, but realized later without him pushing everyone like a bully, they probably would not of survived.
//sad facts - sobel once tried to commit suicide and shot himself in the head, bullet came out between his eyes and severed his optic nerves leaving him blind, eventually died in the 80s. No funeral services were held.
 
2013-08-03 03:08:07 PM
I'd wear her like a feed bag....
 
2013-08-03 04:35:52 PM

REO-Weedwagon: "The really hot girl next door, yeah. Beautiful? No."


See, I'd argue the opposite.
 
2013-08-03 05:00:01 PM

frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.


No. No, it doesn't hold up well at all.
 
2013-08-03 05:17:49 PM
It's painful to attach 37 pieces of flair to your bare skin.
 
2013-08-03 06:00:05 PM

Already Disturbed: Why is she A-list? A smattering of movie roles and a TV show that ended almost a decade ago? Yes, she's good looking, but c'mon.


you are so out of touch it's pathetic. i'm an assclown and i know better.
 
2013-08-03 06:07:48 PM

frepnog: texdent: I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series

bwaa haahaa?  a few crappy slasher films is not a theatrical career.

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I liked her in "Cougar Town", she and Christa Miller are wicked funny. I think it's funnier than "Friends" but I'm obviously one of the five or six people alive who don't seem to appreciate "Friends"...

"Cougar Town" is still running, so ... success?  OK, it's TV, not "theatrical" (I think you mean movies not "theater-theatrical"), but those 'Friends' actors got a million dollars per episode by the end, so it's not like you can't make big bucks on the small screen nowadays.
 
2013-08-03 06:17:50 PM

StopLurkListen: frepnog: texdent: I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series

bwaa haahaa?  a few crappy slasher films is not a theatrical career.



I liked her in "Cougar Town", she and Christa Miller are wicked funny. I think it's funnier than "Friends" but I'm obviously one of the five or six people alive who don't seem to appreciate "Friends"...

"Cougar Town" is still running, so ... success?  OK, it's TV, not "theatrical" (I think you mean movies not "theater-theatrical"), but those 'Friends' actors got a million dollars per episode by the end, so it's not like you can't make big bucks on the small screen nowadays.


I imagine the show is watchable. I just... Dont.
 
2013-08-03 06:57:05 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


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2013-08-03 07:13:41 PM

frepnog: I imagine the show is watchable. I just... Dont.


Asinine name and premise aside (which they dropped by the fifth episode) - It's a Bill Lawrence show.  The guy who created Scrubs.

If you liked Scrubs in the early seasons when he was still running the show, you'll like Cougar Town.  Insanely quirky characters with just enough real-life attributes to pull off good season-long story arcs while still being a 21 minute sitcom per episdoe.
 
2013-08-03 07:18:46 PM

frepnog: rga184: frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.

Agree, he struck me as colonel Ross in that. Something about his voice maybe? I'm sure he's not that bad an actor, he just has one of those voices or ways of speaking that is hard to cover up (like Morgan freeman, except his voice always reminds me of Red from Shawshank so that's ok), but he has the misfortune of playing somebody all of America wanted to kick in the balls for a decade, so now we immediately recognize him and are reminded of Ross. Or you could be right and he just sucks, who knows.

it isn't that I think he sucks.  he is a good actor that simply played a douchebag (because let's face it - Ross was always a slightly likeable douchebag) on Friends for far too long to be seen as much of anything else.  Add that to the fact that he is simply not good looking enough to have his appearance help overcome his typecast and he will simply forever be "Ross".  The truth is that if Friends had been reality, the only reason the others would have kept being his friend was because he was Monica's brother that kept glomming on.  Ross is that friend that no one really likes much but you just can't get rid of.

I am sure he cries himself to sleep on a bed of money every night about it, but still.


You're both right - he played a douchebag, and he was playing Ross.  He should have insisted Sobel be played as unnecessarily strict but not incompetent.  Instead, we got an obnoxious buffoon, which was Ross.  Although even Friends let Ross be competent at his job, just incompetent at everything else.
 
2013-08-03 07:31:32 PM

Misconduc: //sad facts - sobel once tried to commit suicide and shot himself in the head, bullet came out between his eyes and severed his optic nerves leaving him blind, eventually died in the 80s. No funeral services were held.


Sobel's company anesthetized him, cut him and then sutured him during a training exercise while he was unconscious, all because they didn't like him.  That's some serious farked up shiat right there.
 
2013-08-03 07:37:13 PM

Misconduc: born_yesterday: wjllope: frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"

He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.

We salute the rank, not the man.

I actually think David S. did an excellent job in band of brothers, his annoying voice, attitude and demeanor really stood out, almost makes you want to hate him from the beginning. I never really seen Friends so I have no clue what he's like in the TV show.
On an interesting note I really stayed away from anything Ambrose wrote, many things were wrong in band of brothers (book and Tv series), although I loved the series quite a bit of the facts were wrong.

/After reading the book, I really felt bad for Sobel - as Dick Winters puts it he wasn't all that bad as the TV show protrays, however he was still an assclown. Most of the men did not respect Sobel, but realized later without him pushing everyone like a bully, they probably would not of survived.
//sad facts - sobel once tried to commit suicide and shot himself in the head, bullet came out between his eyes and severed his optic nerves leaving him blind, eventually died in the 80s. No funeral services were held.


Yeah, sad as hell. Many DIs do the same thing. They pushed they hell out of their guys and it was for the better. Sobel deserved better, but the Army was pretty geared towards the idea that if your superiors thought you didn't have what it takes to be a combat leader you were out.
 
2013-08-03 08:22:37 PM

Lsherm: Misconduc: //sad facts - sobel once tried to commit suicide and shot himself in the head, bullet came out between his eyes and severed his optic nerves leaving him blind, eventually died in the 80s. No funeral services were held.

Sobel's company anesthetized him, cut him and then sutured him during a training exercise while he was unconscious, all because they didn't like him.  That's some serious farked up shiat right there.


I've read quite a few accounts in my time, that certainly is up there in the line of crazy stuff i've read. During the normandy campaign an american tanker got shot at by a panzerfaust, it turned out to be a kid no older then 18. rather then capture him (he surrendered after firing his only shot) the tanker decided to tie them up and ran over their legs with the tank tracks. It no way compares to sobel, but damn I didn't know they treated sobel that bad.

He was an asshole, but didn't deserve that.
 
2013-08-03 09:05:28 PM
 
2013-08-03 09:44:59 PM
I'd hit it, but wouldn't date it.  She's got such a poor track record with relationships that you know she's gotta be either crazy or a total biatch.
 
2013-08-03 11:31:45 PM
The main reason Jen can't keep a man is something not often discussed in public.
She is a little kinky, in the 'tie me up with scarves' type way.
However, she keeps a photo of her dad on her nightstand.
And when she really gets into it, she starts with 'Oh Daddy' stuff.
'Oh Daddy, it's so big, Oh Daddy, I'm so tight, Oh Daddy, fark your little girl', and so on.
And as she orgasms, she stares at the picture while saying all this.
The guys leave her because it gets very creepy.
Supposedly, she even stares at the pic while flicking her bean.
 
2013-08-04 12:12:03 AM
Hugo Zorilla: <wall of creepy text>

whatthefarkamireading.jpg
 
2013-08-04 01:06:01 AM
when homosexual men are the only remaining demo who care what you are doing, and you are not a homosexual man, just let it go.

because its gone.
 
2013-08-04 05:08:08 AM

Hugo Zorilla: The main reason Jen can't keep a man is something not often discussed in public.
She is a little kinky, in the 'tie me up with scarves' type way.
However, she keeps a photo of her dad on her nightstand.
And when she really gets into it, she starts with 'Oh Daddy' stuff.
'Oh Daddy, it's so big, Oh Daddy, I'm so tight, Oh Daddy, fark your little girl', and so on.
And as she orgasms, she stares at the picture while saying all this.
The guys leave her because it gets very creepy.
Supposedly, she even stares at the pic while flicking her bean.

 
2013-08-04 05:44:55 AM
Aniston's movies have generated over a billion dollars in ticket sales. She ain't going away for a while.
 
2013-08-04 11:12:10 AM
."What's Katie Couric?" she asked. "Is she a legitimate journalist?"


There are no legitimate journalists anymore.
 
2013-08-04 12:07:53 PM
She has been filmed allegedly walking around naked  at least once.
 
2013-08-04 05:31:10 PM

Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?


Thank you for this.

/I always find it a great source of amusement when a never-been badmouths someone as a has-been
 
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