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2013-08-03 09:05:54 AM  
Women that age get a lot of gas so this is not necessarily a bad thing.
 
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2013-08-03 09:17:42 AM  
Damnit.
 
2013-08-03 09:19:45 AM  

ontariolightning: Women that age get a lot of gas so this is not necessarily a bad thing.


Does she heel it through her meshpanties?
 
2013-08-03 09:21:28 AM  
Would like to see her two pieces of flair.

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2013-08-03 09:22:25 AM  
She still has a great body but this is still one of those 'if only 20 years ago things'.

<sigh> now I am off to dream about her walking around me nude for the last 20+ years...
 
2013-08-03 09:24:15 AM  
I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.
 
2013-08-03 09:26:25 AM  
And if you believe the tabloids, she's been pregnant for the last five years.
 
2013-08-03 09:32:17 AM  
Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?
 
2013-08-03 09:35:50 AM  

Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?


This is Taylor Swift's future
 
2013-08-03 09:46:59 AM  

Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?


Because she is starting in a big budget comedy coming out in a week.

Rough life being a has-been, putting out all those movies.
 
2013-08-03 09:48:59 AM  
In my dreams she is nude
 
2013-08-03 09:51:34 AM  

meanmutton: Bslim: Why are we still talking about this pathetic, has-been who can't even keep a man?

Because she is starting in a big budget comedy coming out in a week.

Rough life being a has-been, putting out all those movies  flops.

FTFY

 
2013-08-03 09:52:56 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.


you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.
 
2013-08-03 09:54:56 AM  
Slives:

<sigh> now I am off to dream about her walking around me nude for the last 20+ years...

groppet:
In my dreams she is nude

Thirded.
 
2013-08-03 09:55:04 AM  

frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.


Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.
 
2013-08-03 09:55:34 AM  

texdent: And if you believe the tabloids, she's been pregnant for the last five years.


With twins if my memory serves me right
 
2013-08-03 10:00:36 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.


That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.
 
2013-08-03 10:02:52 AM  

Bslim: frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.

Office Space is NOT an Aniston vehicle. She just happened to be in it.


It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie.  When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.
 
2013-08-03 10:05:45 AM  
Well, this news ruins MY Saturday, I hope you know.
 
2013-08-03 10:09:07 AM  

ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.


oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.
 
2013-08-03 10:09:50 AM  
Why is she A-list? A smattering of movie roles and a TV show that ended almost a decade ago? Yes, she's good looking, but c'mon.
 
2013-08-03 10:10:02 AM  

frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.


I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series
 
2013-08-03 10:12:35 AM  
Why is she still getting work?
 
2013-08-03 10:15:53 AM  

frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.


Since I know the kind of crap from all that crew I actively avoid anything even remotely associated with them. I apply the same protocol to Jennifer Lopez.
 
2013-08-03 10:22:00 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-03 10:22:31 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


because rumor is: she walks around nude all the time.
 
2013-08-03 10:24:02 AM  

texdent: frepnog: ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.

oh come on.  she is the only star from friends to cultivate a theatrical career.  as far as being a great actress, well no, she is like Kevin Costner, she only plays one role no matter what she is in, but she isn't Kristin Stewart.  Her movies are generally chick flicks and chicks dig Rachel.  She does ok and I won't actively avoid a movie just because she is in it because I know what to expect.

/fark you people, Friends was great tv, the show holds up well.

I think you're forgetting about Courtney Cox and the Scream series


bwaa haahaa?  a few crappy slasher films is not a theatrical career.  fact is that Friends really killed that cast except for Jennifer as far as any hopes of a film career goes.  However....  people just LIKE Rachel.  She was just so...  average.  People could relate.  I'd wager she was one of the few characters on that show that people COULD relate to.  people see her in a movie and think "oh look, it's Rachel, she's cool".  people see the other Friends cast members in stuff and think "oh god why does Chandler even try" or "jesus christ Joey sucks" or "god I hate Ross, why is he in this".
 
2013-08-03 10:25:26 AM  

Bslim: I apply the same protocol to Jennifer Lopez.


Now there is a truly terrible actress that makes nothing but box office poison.
 
2013-08-03 10:26:42 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


Because she's a decent actress with a nice rack and better than average nipples.  And I, for one, appreciate the fact that she 'owns' her nipples and has never made any attempt to hide them all the way back to the "Friends" days.  I think she's smart to often go braless, but never topless.  She adheres to the old show-biz adage, "Always leave them wanting more."
 
2013-08-03 10:27:49 AM  
The blond bombshell also slammed Katie Couric. 'Is she a legitimate journalist?' she asked.

Blond(e)?
 
2013-08-03 10:28:27 AM  

frepnog: It is still a Jennifer Aniston movie.  When it was made she was the only "star" in it and she still played the exact same character and had about as much screen time as she does in practically any film she is in.


This.
She has one flat character.
The Good Girl revealed that truth.
Gawd what an insipid cipher she was in that.
 
2013-08-03 10:31:08 AM  

frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"


He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.
 
2013-08-03 10:32:54 AM  

wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.


no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.
 
2013-08-03 10:36:13 AM  

frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.


Well, maybe I didn't watch enough friends to develop as strong an impression of him as did you... cheers
 
2013-08-03 10:38:21 AM  

wjllope: frepnog: "god I hate Ross, why is he in this"

He was great in Band of Brothers. He was not playing a likable character, and he did that very well.


We salute the rank, not the man.
 
2013-08-03 10:41:34 AM  

wjllope: frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.

Well, maybe I didn't watch enough friends to develop as strong an impression of him as did you... cheers


maybe not.  he was terribly typecast by that show however as was pretty much the entire cast save Jennifer.  It is hard to break out of a television role when you play it for what, 10 farking years on what was pretty much the most popular sitcom of its time and one of the most popular sitcoms of all time.
 
2013-08-03 10:57:51 AM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-08-03 10:58:36 AM  
said your mom
 
2013-08-03 11:03:39 AM  
Jennifer Aniston was hot as fark in horrible bosses.

/I've bend her over and show her all 50 states.
 
2013-08-03 11:06:51 AM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?

Because she's a decent actress with a nice rack and better than average nipples.  And I, for one, appreciate the fact that she 'owns' her nipples and has never made any attempt to hide them all the way back to the "Friends" days.  I think she's smart to often go braless, but never topless.  She adheres to the old show-biz adage, "Always leave them wanting more."




No, She is not a good actress nor that hot. What's the last big movie she's been in?
 
2013-08-03 11:11:43 AM  
As long as Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox walk around nude, no big loss.
 
2013-08-03 11:21:30 AM  
Slives * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-08-03 09:22:25 AM She still has a great body but this is still one of those 'if only 20 years ago things'.
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Not really. This is not one of those 'looks great for her age' things. This is a 'looks great for any age' thing.

/She's barely aged since Friends.
 
2013-08-03 11:25:43 AM  
Ross waa great in Madasgascar. Crack smoking Giraffes are the shiznit
 
2013-08-03 11:26:18 AM  

Gunderson:


At this stage, I'm at post-Reconstruction "the war is over and settled" mode.

Angi has Brad, kids, no tits, and doing charity work. She's moved on.

/waiting for Angi and Jennifer in the "Baby Jane" remake in 2021
 
2013-08-03 11:32:32 AM  

frepnog: wjllope: He was great in Band of Brothers.

no he wasn't.  he was farking Ross and I hate every scene he is in because he stands out too much.  he should never have been cast in that and that mistake was never repeated.


Schwimmer's portrayal of Sobel was likely fully intended to be over the top.  His character was a complete asshole who pushed his men very hard, but he wasn't much good at leading them.  Lewis' portrayal of Winters was in many ways the total opposite; Winters was quiet, but well-respected and capable of leading his men in combat conditions.
 
2013-08-03 11:47:32 AM  
Just sayin....

NSFW
 
2013-08-03 11:47:55 AM  

frepnog: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

you didn't like office space?

seriously?  goddamn, dude, she plays Rachel in everything she does.  she has no range.  you know what to expect from her.  Rachel from Friends.  That's it.  If you don't care for her that's cool, I am not a huge fan or anything but it isn't like she just sucks in everything and office space is a damned classic.  Even tho she just plays Rachel from Friends in it.


She definitely wasn't Rachel in Horrible Bosses.
 
2013-08-03 11:49:49 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is she still getting work?


Because she is still reasonably attractive, can act as well as she ever could, has a platoon of loyal female fans, doesn't booze or take dope, shows up on time, hits her marks, remembers her lines, is insurable, doesn't go out and say crappy things about the project, doesn't sleep with the married star or director, doesn't punch out female co-star, and is reasonably nice to people.
That combination of things will get you damn near as far in Hollywood as a meteoric, major talent will. Mark my words - she will work for years, retire as a beloved grand dame in Hollywood, and get her ass kissed until they bury it.
 
2013-08-03 12:03:15 PM  

ukexpat: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I have never seen a Jennifer Aniston movie that I enjoyed.

Whatever wavelength she's putting out there, I'm just not feeling it.

That's because she's a shiat actress and makes shiate films.


How dare you besmirched Leprauchan in the Hood, good sir?
 
2013-08-03 12:06:36 PM  
Bet she farks in the nude though.

/fap
 
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