If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The News & Observer (NC))   The eyewitnesses said it was two men who robbed them. Then the cops go arrest a woman. What a bunch of friggin (looks at mugshot)... good detective work   (newsobserver.com) divider line 46
    More: Amusing, robbery, Sarah P. Duke Gardens  
•       •       •

20391 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2013 at 9:00 AM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



46 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-03 09:07:15 AM
Austin Powers might have something to say in this thread.
 
2013-08-03 09:09:42 AM
Approves:

static.tvfanatic.com

/obvious picture to use is obvious
 
2013-08-03 09:17:06 AM
Her accomplice...

img849.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-03 09:17:21 AM
Garth's father?
 
2013-08-03 09:20:42 AM

Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious


Exactly what I came in here to post.

/Orange is the New Black is awesome.
 
2013-08-03 09:22:13 AM
Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?
 
2013-08-03 09:25:10 AM

El Freak: Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious

Exactly what I came in here to post.

/Orange is the New Black is awesome.


Was laughing when they showed her at a prison visit with her adoptive parents, and she seemed to be totally normal.
 
2013-08-03 09:27:34 AM

RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?


Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.
 
2013-08-03 09:28:34 AM
Typical Tamisha and Denshawn
 
2013-08-03 09:28:42 AM
Snoop Pearson unavailable for comment
 
2013-08-03 09:33:05 AM

HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.


You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.
 
2013-08-03 09:36:06 AM

El Freak: Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious

Exactly what I came in here to post.

/Orange is the New Black is awesome.


Agreed, i saw like 3 episodes back to back a couple of weeks ago at a friend's place. I need netflix, sigh...
 
2013-08-03 09:37:29 AM

HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.


I live across the street from Skylar and Peyton.
 
2013-08-03 09:38:56 AM
Starts to say something.  Cleverly shuts up.  Leaves thread, It does....
 
2013-08-03 09:41:40 AM

RayD8: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.


Because it wasn't before that comment?
 
2013-08-03 09:42:50 AM
Awaiting the sensitive Durhamites to come educate us all about how much Durham has improved and how all the cities around it now have much higher crime rates than Durham and how Durham is completely undeserving of the reputation it has for being a Mecca of crime and lack of economic opportunity.  But then, that's mostly a local thing and most of the Durham Farkers probably aren't up yet.
 
2013-08-03 09:46:18 AM

Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious


It would be good to mention what show that's from, you know for curious Farkers who wouldn't know the reference and might not realize that a Google image search would reveal what show it's from.

Just finished watching Orange is the New Black this week.  LOVED IT.  I'm now officially a fan of Netflix's original series.
 
2013-08-03 09:49:06 AM

MrHappyRotter: Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious

It would be good to mention what show that's from, you know for curious Farkers who wouldn't know the reference and might not realize that a Google image search would reveal what show it's from.

Just finished watching Orange is the New Black this week.  LOVED IT.  I'm now officially a fan of Netflix's original series.


Lillyhammer is not that bad of a series. Yes, it's Stevie van playing another mobster playing another mobster but the show does a good job.
 
2013-08-03 09:50:59 AM

andyofne: RayD8: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.

Because it wasn't before that comment?


His name could have been Chip, which is also a stupid name.
I was commenting on stupid names.
 
2013-08-03 09:53:25 AM

HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.


Aiden Skyler

Denshawn Tamisha

Yeah, same exact thing.  Idiot.
 
2013-08-03 09:53:53 AM
................... I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-08-03 09:57:49 AM

RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?


Because in that family Propecia and Sinutab were already taken?
 
2013-08-03 10:00:51 AM

andyofne: RayD8: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.

Because it wasn't before that comment?


No, it was about stupid names like Denshawn and Tamisha.
 
2013-08-03 10:04:03 AM
also there was a ray-o-vac already in the project
 
2013-08-03 10:42:35 AM
my name is Terrell and I am getting a kick out of these posts!
 
2013-08-03 10:45:24 AM

RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?


More importantly, who is they baby daddy?

http://www.sendthisnow.com/html/babydaddy.html

/Cheeto, Orangello, Chlamydia, Kmartina, Taekwando...
 
2013-08-03 10:49:44 AM
"In the July 25 incident, a woman told Duke University police that she was robbed in Duke Gardens by two men who had a knife and a handgun"

Shouldn't they have been looking for three white kids with Lacross thingies?
 
2013-08-03 10:49:52 AM
Tamisha.
Ah-yup.
 
2013-08-03 10:56:25 AM

NutWrench: andyofne: RayD8: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.

Because it wasn't before that comment?

No, it was about stupid names like Denshawn and Tamisha.


There have been a couple of studies out showing that a job applicant with a "black" name like "Tamisha" or "DaShawn" will rarely get interviewed. I'm not aware of any studies showing that Tyler or Aiden or Mackensie are hurt by their first names as well. So white people and black people give their kids ridiculous names sometimes, but it seems to hurt the black people more.
 
2013-08-03 10:59:18 AM
MBooda :http://www.sendthisnow.com/html/babydaddy.html

/Cheeto, Orangello, Chlamydia, Kmartina, Taekwando..



Ho Lee Sheeeit, Gooot god almighty boy. What the hell is wrong wit you.

/cracked my ass up
//forwarding now
///just wrong on every level (I love Fark)
 
2013-08-03 11:07:53 AM

HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.


preach it!  My father, La'KintaShuawan O'Flanagan, named my sister and I De'Ki'Shantineae and Mar'Kintavaeious, respectively. After our Irish grandmother and grandfather.
 
2013-08-03 11:09:20 AM

MrHappyRotter: Awaiting the sensitive Durhamites to come educate us all about how much Durham has improved and how all the cities around it now have much higher crime rates than Durham and how Durham is completely undeserving of the reputation it has for being a Mecca of crime and lack of economic opportunity.  But then, that's mostly a local thing and most of the Durham Farkers probably aren't up yet.


Well hello fellow Triangle dweller.

Raleigh Fark Party at Tir Na Nog??
 
2013-08-03 11:10:28 AM

Creoena: Approves:

[static.tvfanatic.com image 616x414]

/obvious picture to use is obvious


Why do they call me Crazy Eyes?
 
2013-08-03 11:41:25 AM
Just came here to say DUKE SUCKS.
 
2013-08-03 11:42:49 AM
As the old makes way for the new, Joe Smith seen riding off into the sunset.

/accompanied by his trusty dog Buddy
 
2013-08-03 12:21:23 PM

RayD8: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

You made it a race thing?
Wow. just wow.


It is. Different races, the folks who are insulated in those communities/subcultures at least, give their kids different names. I won't blink twice at a black Tamisha, but a white, asian, indian, indian, middle-eastern, or hispanic Tamisha would confuse the hell out of me.
 
2013-08-03 12:23:57 PM

hlehmann: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Because in that family Propecia and Sinutab were already taken?


My brother and I agree that Urethra sounds like a pretty name for a girl. Fortunately, our wives are less childish than we are.
 
2013-08-03 12:25:43 PM
Wow...Tracy Chapman has let herself go.
 
2013-08-03 12:52:31 PM

adm_crunch: Austin Powers might have something to say in this thread.


Came for this.  Leaving happy.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-03 01:16:15 PM

BubbaJones: MrHappyRotter: Awaiting the sensitive Durhamites to come educate us all about how much Durham has improved and how all the cities around it now have much higher crime rates than Durham and how Durham is completely undeserving of the reputation it has for being a Mecca of crime and lack of economic opportunity.  But then, that's mostly a local thing and most of the Durham Farkers probably aren't up yet.

Well hello fellow Triangle dweller.

Raleigh Fark Party at Tir Na Nog??


How about at Big Boss or Lonerider?
 
2013-08-03 01:22:37 PM
"How's my hair look?"
 
2013-08-03 02:10:43 PM
Tamisha & Denshawn, with names like that can you blame them for their crimes?
 
2013-08-03 03:08:55 PM

agsfark: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

preach it!  My father, La'KintaShuawan O'Flanagan, named my sister and I De'Ki'Shantineae and Mar'Kintavaeious, respectively. After our Irish grandmother and grandfather.


I'll be damn. I was joking, then I read this.
http://www.wral.com/man-7-year-old-boy-killed-in-violent-raleigh-wre ck /12737743/
 
2013-08-03 09:06:13 PM

Molavian: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

Aiden Skyler

Denshawn Tamisha

Yeah, same exact thing.  Idiot.


Love that reply. Yes white people do sometimes give their kids stupid names, but Aiden and Skyler may not have been the best examples to use. I would still suggest that percentage of population wise, black folk seem much more inclined to pull some random syllables out of a hat and call that a name than white folk are.

What is consistent is that the most random and ridiculous names come from people in the lowest socioeconomic group. It would appear that if you can't give your kid any sort of a leg-up in life, you compensate by giving them a name that is unique and "speshul". It doesn't help. Your kid is now easily identified as coming from the lowest social group. All it really does is make it much easier for potential employers to identify the people they don't want to employ. Congratulations.
 
2013-08-03 11:46:06 PM
35 years ago this could have been obama
 
2013-08-04 12:26:16 AM

Nidiot: Molavian: HMS_Blinkin: RayD8: Tamisha and Denshawn?
Seriously, where do these farking names come from?

Probably the same place as Aiden and Skyler. Don't pretend that white people don't give their kids stupid names too.

Aiden Skyler

Denshawn Tamisha

Yeah, same exact thing.  Idiot.

Love that reply. Yes white people do sometimes give their kids stupid names, but Aiden and Skyler may not have been the best examples to use. I would still suggest that percentage of population wise, black folk seem much more inclined to pull some random syllables out of a hat and call that a name than white folk are.

What is consistent is that the most random and ridiculous names come from people in the lowest socioeconomic group. It would appear that if you can't give your kid any sort of a leg-up in life, you compensate by giving them a name that is unique and "speshul". It doesn't help. Your kid is now easily identified as coming from the lowest social group. All it really does is make it much easier for potential employers to identify the people they don't want to employ. Congratulations.


This.

They are not "white" or "black" names.  There are established naming patterns for people who use the English language, same as any other language speakers have their traditional names.  Asians understand this and use Englishized names.  Mike, William, etc. Name your kid something respectable is no worse than not letting them grow a mowhawk and dress like a slob.  It's not a race thing, it's a dominant language thing.

Making up names with the syllable grab bag or "alternative spelling" is not doing them a favor. The boy named Sue does not have any great poetic catharsis, he'll more likely end up a serial killer than someone like Johnny Cash.

/as an aside to the (noted)obvious "speshul" snowflake creation, which is an all too common phenomenon in the last 20 years or so.
 
Displayed 46 of 46 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report