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(New York Daily News)   Taking on the football team is so yesterday, says smokin' hot hockey mom who took on her son's teammates during slumber parties   (nydailynews.com) divider line 68
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2013-08-03 08:31:56 AM  
Yeah.
 
2013-08-03 08:34:35 AM  
Something something her five hole something something.
 
2013-08-03 08:35:04 AM  
Giggity.
 
2013-08-03 08:35:28 AM  
One of her victims told the court how the abuse had affected him.
"Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to," his statement read.
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he added.


It doesn't read like something a 14 / 16 years old would say. Also, if that was so baaaaad, why did he go back another three times for a sleepover at her place?
 
2013-08-03 08:36:23 AM  
Standard double standard post.
 
2013-08-03 08:38:05 AM  
I'm not going to bother clicking the link and just assume it's a story about Sarah Palin. Seems fair.
 
2013-08-03 08:38:08 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Holly hell, Michael Biehn has really let himself go.
 
2013-08-03 08:38:46 AM  
16 months?!?!? Those poor kids didn't get justice for the horrible acts committed.

How are Those 2 Kids supposed to have any faith in the justice system?
#J4T2K
 
2013-08-03 08:40:20 AM  

traylor: One of her victims told the court how the abuse had affected him.
"Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to," his statement read.
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he added.


It doesn't read like something a 14 / 16 years old would say. Also, if that was so baaaaad, why did he go back another three times for a sleepover at her place?


And what the hell is he (or his dad) talking about? His manseed?
 
2013-08-03 08:41:22 AM  
 
2013-08-03 08:49:13 AM  
This "smokin' hot" thing is so tiresome...
 
2013-08-03 08:49:22 AM  
WTPuck?
 
2013-08-03 08:49:28 AM  
Proof that teenage boys will hit just about anything.

/look at her eyes...she must have really good peripheral vision
 
2013-08-03 08:54:28 AM  
Those statements seem too mature for a 14 and 16 year old.  They sound scripted.
 
2013-08-03 08:56:55 AM  
Oy vey.
 
2013-08-03 08:58:28 AM  
The only one I feel bad for is her son.
 
2013-08-03 08:59:04 AM  
What's the going exchange rate for m v f prison sentences for child sex? 12:1?
 
2013-08-03 08:59:06 AM  
Obviously she wanted more than a one-timer.  It was as many biscuits in the basket as possible.
 
2013-08-03 09:03:14 AM  
I thought kids were coached to fake injuries in soccer, not in hockey...
 
2013-08-03 09:07:32 AM  
For high-sticking, you usually get two minutes in the box.
 
2013-08-03 09:07:55 AM  
Hey kids! Now I'm going to teach you how to drive the Zamboneme.
 
2013-08-03 09:09:07 AM  

vygramul: What's the going exchange rate for m v f prison sentences for child sex? 12:1?


I'd say. I know a guy who just went to jail for doing a pupil. She was 2 weeks shy of 16. 15 years, 10 to serve..

// not saying it isn't morally reprehensible, just sayin...
 
2013-08-03 09:11:02 AM  
Suckered again. Contemptuous subby.
 
2013-08-03 09:17:16 AM  
Hockey mom looks like she stopped the puck with her face.
 
2013-08-03 09:21:36 AM  
Okay, the link must be broken. This link took me to a similar story, but there is no way that woman is "smoking hot." She is more along the lines of "tepid putrid."
 
2013-08-03 09:23:01 AM  
...looks at picture...

yep, hockey players really are gay.
 
2013-08-03 09:27:31 AM  

buny101: Okay, the link must be broken. This link took me to a similar story, but there is no way that woman is "smoking hot." She is more along the lines of "tepid putrid."


.jpg McBain
 
2013-08-03 09:30:09 AM  

Shabash: The only one I feel bad for is her son.


"Your mom" jokes will never be funny to him for the rest of his life :(
 
2013-08-03 09:30:57 AM  

Valiente: For high-sticking, you usually get two minutes in the box.


And then you feel shame.
 
2013-08-03 09:45:50 AM  
As I was about to click the link I was thinking to myself... You know, when I was a teen there wasn't one kid in my class who had a mother hot enough to fark. Then I saw the article realized that teenagers must be a lot hornier and have much lower standards than when I was that age.
 
2013-08-03 09:49:28 AM  

traylor: One of her victims told the court how the abuse had affected him.
"Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to," his statement read.
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he added.
It doesn't read like something a 14 / 16 years old would say. Also, if that was so baaaaad, why did he go back another three times for a sleepover at her place?


No, it was written by their priest. He was mad that "special" Sunday School Days were over.
 
2013-08-03 09:57:30 AM  
More like sex DEFENDER!
 
2013-08-03 09:58:00 AM  
It's been said already but that statement is obviously what the kid's mom thinks, I'd like to know what the kid thinks. I assume it's more along the lines of 'suck it biatches, I got some!!!'
 
2013-08-03 09:59:15 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: traylor: One of her victims told the court how the abuse had affected him.
"Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to," his statement read.
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he added.
It doesn't read like something a 14 / 16 years old would say. Also, if that was so baaaaad, why did he go back another three times for a sleepover at her place?

No, it was written by their priest. He was mad that "special" Sunday School Days were over.


Maybe the were upset they lost it to a swamp donkey
 
2013-08-03 10:00:02 AM  

dforkus: vygramul: What's the going exchange rate for m v f prison sentences for child sex? 12:1?

I'd say. I know a guy who just went to jail for doing a pupil. She was 2 weeks shy of 16. 15 years, 10 to serve..

// not saying it isn't morally reprehensible, just sayin...


Unless the guy's an ephebophile, I don't see how that's possibly worth it. I just don't get how the rewards outweigh the risks with this sort of behavior. 17 I could sorta understand, with her being so close to legal, but 14-15? Hell no. Not worth it. If the schoolgirl thing really gets you off that much, get a young stripper if you're able, or a call girl, to dress up like a schoolgirl, and do the ageplay thing with them.
 
2013-08-03 10:15:05 AM  
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he his lawyer added.
 
2013-08-03 10:17:07 AM  
Miss McGill strikes again?
 
2013-08-03 10:28:14 AM  

ReapTheChaos: As I was about to click the link I was thinking to myself... You know, when I was a teen there wasn't one kid in my class who had a mother hot enough to fark. Then I saw the article realized that teenagers must be a lot hornier and have much lower standards than when I was that age.


Not one of your friends had a milf for a mom? A couple of mine did. One of my female friends even had one of those moms that had her at a really young age and dressed like her, and wore about the same size clothes. She was in her mid-late 30's. Perfectly farkable.
 
2013-08-03 10:31:41 AM  
no pleas for her, she knew High Sticking was illegal
 
2013-08-03 10:33:12 AM  
I just don't get it. Moral issues aside, why go for teenaged boys? They're not good lovers. Yeah, they can get if up quickly and frequently, but what's the point if they don't know what to do with it?

 I want a man, not a boy.
 
2013-08-03 10:38:32 AM  

Valiente: For high-sticking, you usually get two minutes in the box.


Dude...they were 14 and 16. I'd be surprised if they lasted one minute. let alone two.
 
2013-08-03 10:45:59 AM  

buckeyebrain: Miss McGill strikes again?


Came for the Youngblood reference, staying for the hockey puns.
 
2013-08-03 10:53:13 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Suckered again. Contemptuous subby.


Sorry - original submission was sans the 'smokin' hot'; guess the modmins have different tastes....

Still, amazed that these stories could be a daily feature.  Did this go on when we were teens (as we fantisized) or has the world changed that much?
 
2013-08-03 11:03:28 AM  
Where were these women when I was... clicks article... WHOA! never mind.

/Honestly though, at 14, probably would have
 
2013-08-03 11:07:26 AM  
Worst part is, per NHL rule 69.3, these kids didn't actually score due to contact inside the crease.
 
2013-08-03 11:08:11 AM  
Did she offer them tea?

/obscure?
 
2013-08-03 11:08:23 AM  
Double minor - 2:00 Holding the Stick + 2:00 Spearing
 
2013-08-03 11:10:20 AM  

mongbiohazard: ReapTheChaos: As I was about to click the link I was thinking to myself... You know, when I was a teen there wasn't one kid in my class who had a mother hot enough to fark. Then I saw the article realized that teenagers must be a lot hornier and have much lower standards than when I was that age.

Not one of your friends had a milf for a mom? A couple of mine did. One of my female friends even had one of those moms that had her at a really young age and dressed like her, and wore about the same size clothes. She was in her mid-late 30's. Perfectly farkable.


Nope, not a single one. This whole milf and hot teacher thing didn't exist in the town I grew up in. There was a male wood shop teacher in his late 20s that a lot of the girls had a crush on, but that's the only example I know of.
 
2013-08-03 11:12:48 AM  
"Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to," his statement read.
"She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he added.


That didn't come from a 14 or 16 year-old. Sounds like his mom or the lawyer wrote his statement. And I'm sorry, getting laid never has and never will be traumatizing to a male. Unless maybe it's his mom.
 
2013-08-03 11:13:16 AM  

NutWrench: "She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life. I will never know what could have been," he his lawyer added.


What the hell does that even mean? It's like some vague variation on a platitude about innocence that makes no actual sense.
 
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