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(ESPN)   Miami Heat sign former Number 1 overall pick from the state of Ohio, not a repeat from 2010   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Miami Heat, Miami, Greg Oden, Eddy Curry, Juwan Howard, Chris Andersen, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Roy Hibbert  
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1150 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Aug 2013 at 8:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-03 04:10:19 PM  
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T.rex: The championship goes through Cleveland next year, but they already signed Bynum.   Miami is a nice consolation prize for the party life.

There are too many bowling alleys in Cleveland bynum has no chance,
2013-08-03 09:28:36 AM  
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Pick13: Two year deal! Over under is set at 60 games in two years

And kind of a weird deal too. He's got player option on the second year....for $1.14m. If he's any kind of competent he could get more than that on the free agent market. And if he can't command more than that....why the hell would the Heat want him on the team again for another year?

Still, the best part of this is that he's still not healthy! ESPN dudes are arguing over whether he'll be ready by Christmas! Literally 6 teams were competing to sign him; a full five of them sent people to Indy to watch him work out. The NBA, Everybody!
2013-08-03 08:31:05 AM  
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So the Heat have cornered the market on 40-something-looking 20-something big men.
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