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(Daily Mail)   Airline made me strip out of my shorts at the check-in desk because staff thought they were too revealing. Well, duh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-08-03 12:28:58 AM
10 votes:
www.moneyandshit.com

/hot
2013-08-03 06:48:49 AM
7 votes:
A Monarch spokesman denied she was  told she could not go to the toilets to change.

i.adultswim.com
2013-08-03 09:29:37 AM
5 votes:
I was flying home after teaching in Canada for a week. I went to the check-in counter where an older lady was apparently training a younger new female employee. I'm in a suit, but have very long hair tied back in a pony-tail. The older lady says to me, "You would look better with short hair." Without skipping a beat I replied, "Bet you wouldn't say that if my hair was hanging down in your face."

Younger lady cracks up... older lady jaw-dropped.

CSB
2013-08-03 06:49:34 AM
3 votes:
I'll take "How you doin" for $500, Alix
2013-08-03 12:08:51 AM
3 votes:
Those wannabe modeling photos are hilarious.
2013-08-03 08:13:41 AM
2 votes:
Cheeky of her.
2013-08-03 07:29:41 AM
2 votes:
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
2013-08-03 06:23:08 AM
2 votes:
Hey now, if you want her out of those shorts, at least buy her dinner first.
2013-08-03 06:11:59 AM
2 votes:
Just got out of bed, now have wood, so your arguments are all invalid.
2013-08-03 05:56:45 PM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: megarian: T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.

Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about

Go on...


And then my farking alarm went off and ruined everything.

*punches something*

The end.
2013-08-03 04:31:56 PM
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-08-03 01:21:05 PM
1 votes:

T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.


Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about
2013-08-03 11:07:33 AM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.


I'm not terribly clear on your meaning. Can you spell it out for me? Maybe there's some kind of more common expression you could use?
2013-08-03 09:26:29 AM
1 votes:

Terrible Old Man: If she's 18, she's one hell of a rough 18...


British eighteen. Like British pretty.
2013-08-03 08:47:25 AM
1 votes:
Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.
2013-08-03 07:41:39 AM
1 votes:
That's a hard 18 years.

Then again, she's British. If she were Asian I'd guess her to be 45.
2013-08-03 06:37:05 AM
1 votes:
big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.
2013-08-03 06:30:39 AM
1 votes:
That's a hard 18!
2013-08-03 06:28:00 AM
1 votes:
So, after endless threads complaining about how the person isn't actually hot, we get one that IS hot, and now  people complain that she looks older than 18.  Man, Fark is a tough crowd.

And yes, the Daily Fail makes sure no one takes their gossip rag seriously by constantly having their subjects pose for model-style photos.  What do you guys expect?  It's a tabloid paper, they aren't exactly aiming high.  At least this time she's hot, unlike their ongoing string of wannabe-model-plastic-surgery-paid-for-by-welfare monstrosities.
2013-08-03 06:10:39 AM
1 votes:
Dress like a whore, get treated like one.

OUTRAGE1!!1!!!
2013-08-03 05:56:00 AM
1 votes:
There isn't a media source in the UK outside of the BBC that prints anything other than bullshiat.
2013-08-03 12:24:45 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.
 
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