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(Daily Mail)   Airline made me strip out of my shorts at the check-in desk because staff thought they were too revealing. Well, duh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 120
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2013-08-03 12:59:27 PM
So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.
 
2013-08-03 01:17:16 PM

megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.


It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.
 
2013-08-03 01:19:24 PM

megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.


Good point. Maybe she didn't shave...
 
2013-08-03 01:21:05 PM

T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.


Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about
 
2013-08-03 01:33:28 PM

T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.


I had a friend with an amazing body (34C-25-35) who had a low-cut t-shirt that said (in about 1/2-inch high letters) "I agree, they are nice." It was one of her favorite shirts.
 
2013-08-03 01:59:17 PM

gambitsgirl: Y'all know this didn't happen right?


What do you mean it didn't happen? Did it happen to you instead? Pics or it did happen!

/Stop harshing my fantasy!
//sob
 
2013-08-03 02:24:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: abhorrent1: Sure is studman in here

[t3.gstatic.com image 229x221]

/every guy in this thread.

Vangelis really let himself go. How can he reach his synths like that?


He just tells Jon what keys to press.

/For I am the thief of Baghdad.
 
2013-08-03 02:26:13 PM

megarian: T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.

Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about


Go on...
 
2013-08-03 03:11:32 PM
i306.photobucket.com

And where did you get those shoes? Ughh.
 
2013-08-03 03:25:29 PM
Ugly drug smuggling shoes.
 
2013-08-03 04:21:49 PM
She looks like she puts a lot of work into those legs she should show them off, I think it is even nastier at dive bars when women wear the super short skirts and sit in the chairs with part of the foam cushion is exposed and looks like it is growing the next resistant strain of gonnsyhilachlamidial condalomapes, being said I have never minded observing
 
2013-08-03 04:31:56 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-03 04:43:47 PM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 397x320]




Why is it legal to wear a hat indoors?
 
2013-08-03 04:57:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 397x320]

Why is it legal to wear a hat indoors?


I think should be illegal not to wear your jimmy hat around a skank like that.
 
2013-08-03 05:39:58 PM
The entire crew should have played the Hokey-Pokey with her.
 
2013-08-03 05:56:45 PM

Mark Ratner: megarian: T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.

Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about

Go on...


And then my farking alarm went off and ruined everything.

*punches something*

The end.
 
2013-08-03 06:56:45 PM
FTFA: 'They had plenty of opportunity to approach me while we were queuing. I could have gone away and changed, maintaining some dignity.'

Dignity... might involve not wearing those shorts in the first place.  And let's see, you're 18, jetting off to an island for an 18th birthday party with a bunch of other 18-year-olds... I suspect a lot of people will be seeing you in a lot less very shortly.
 
2013-08-03 08:48:32 PM
Everyone sure is throwing around the word "whore" a lot for someone dressed in a normal summer outfit.

/she probably wasn't "forced"
//she probably did overreact, biatch, whine, moan, and call her daddy
///still not much liking the fark in this thread
 
2013-08-03 10:14:37 PM
Stupid whore.
 
2013-08-04 04:54:59 PM
BFD. I was stripped to my boxers at Dulles once, right there adjacent to the metal detector. I wasn't given a private room or a screen- I was told to drop them right then and there.

Fark Dulles.
 
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