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(Daily Mail)   Airline made me strip out of my shorts at the check-in desk because staff thought they were too revealing. Well, duh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 120
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2013-08-03 12:08:51 AM
Those wannabe modeling photos are hilarious.
 
2013-08-03 12:18:55 AM
Maybe she should dress a little less provoca-whore-atively.
 
2013-08-03 12:24:45 AM
Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.
 
2013-08-03 12:27:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.


Well, you do realize that there are differing butt types, do you not?

/and that butt can put their cheeks anywhere on my seat it'd like
//in my freaking dreams
 
2013-08-03 12:28:58 AM
www.moneyandshit.com

/hot
 
2013-08-03 12:36:58 AM
The airline deserves to be raked across the coals.  You never tell an attractive woman to change out of revealing clothing, what's wrong with you?

/if it was the woman from KarmicDisaster's pic, I'd agree with the airline 100%
 
2013-08-03 12:45:42 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.

Well, you do realize that there are differing butt types, do you not?

/and that butt can put their cheeks anywhere on my seat it'd like
//in my freaking dreams


Heh!
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-08-03 01:06:16 AM
To not let her change in private will get her lots of money for further vacations, and cars.

She's pretty hot.
 
2013-08-03 01:08:37 AM
18, really?
 
2013-08-03 01:24:25 AM
Yep, she put on her dress and removed the offending shorts underneath the dress in full view of the other passengers, ZOMG, and is seeking fame.  The airline prude who forced her to change is evidently an abuser of whatever small amount of power the position conveys.
 
2013-08-03 02:20:17 AM
Um, fap.
 
2013-08-03 02:42:01 AM

The Italian Farker: 18, really?


My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.
 
2013-08-03 02:44:13 AM
She could easily pass for 29. I call bullshiat, Daily Fail.
 
2013-08-03 03:09:56 AM

The Italian Farker: 18, really?


if she is 18, she is NOT going to age well. her eyes already have wrinkles and bags ...
and she is grade number 1 stupid.
who strips in a line? just because some tool tells you to?
or she is just a master class attention whore

/why not both?
 
2013-08-03 03:13:08 AM
TFA only showed photos of her wearing the shorts. I just can't visualize the hardship she went through without before, during and after pics.
 
2013-08-03 05:56:00 AM
There isn't a media source in the UK outside of the BBC that prints anything other than bullshiat.
 
2013-08-03 05:59:04 AM
But she claims she was not allowed to go to the toilets to change and was left in tears after being forced to strip by the check-in desk at Manchester Airport.

 So forcing people to take off their clothes in public is legal over there? Does she not know the word "No"?

/story is bullshiat
 
2013-08-03 06:04:38 AM
Monarch Airlines comment: "...We do not believe there are grounds for complaint."

Well...
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
... it pretty certain that I wouldn't be complaining.
 
2013-08-03 06:05:55 AM

scottydoesntknow: Those wannabe modeling photos are hilarious.

 
2013-08-03 06:06:13 AM

abhorrent1: But she claims she was not allowed to go to the toilets to change and was left in tears after being forced to strip by the check-in desk at Manchester Airport.

 So forcing people to take off their clothes in public is legal over there? Does she not know the word "No"?

/story is bullshiat


it probably went like this: "ma'am please change your revealing clothes." But my flight leaves in 10 minutes and I cant wait in line again! "We arent letting you on the plane in only underwear." *sob* well obviously I have no free will and you are MAKING me do it in front of everyone!

See this all the time. Their own inability to follow the rules, show up on time, etc suddenly mean everyone is against them and its everyone elses fault.

/this is assuming it actually happened at all.
 
2013-08-03 06:09:08 AM
Wait until the real story gets out.
 
2013-08-03 06:10:39 AM
Dress like a whore, get treated like one.

OUTRAGE1!!1!!!
 
2013-08-03 06:11:59 AM
Just got out of bed, now have wood, so your arguments are all invalid.
 
2013-08-03 06:21:07 AM
"Take off your shorts"
fark off
"I need you to take off your shorts"
I need you to fark off
/fark off
 
2013-08-03 06:23:08 AM
Hey now, if you want her out of those shorts, at least buy her dinner first.
 
2013-08-03 06:28:00 AM
So, after endless threads complaining about how the person isn't actually hot, we get one that IS hot, and now  people complain that she looks older than 18.  Man, Fark is a tough crowd.

And yes, the Daily Fail makes sure no one takes their gossip rag seriously by constantly having their subjects pose for model-style photos.  What do you guys expect?  It's a tabloid paper, they aren't exactly aiming high.  At least this time she's hot, unlike their ongoing string of wannabe-model-plastic-surgery-paid-for-by-welfare monstrosities.
 
2013-08-03 06:30:39 AM
That's a hard 18!
 
2013-08-03 06:32:03 AM
So why wouldn't she just leave the long kaftan thing on, instead of taking the shorts off and putting on a different pair of shorts?
 
2013-08-03 06:33:55 AM
download.gamespotcdn.net

unavailable for comment
 
2013-08-03 06:37:05 AM
big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.
 
2013-08-03 06:40:57 AM

dready zim: big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.


Wait, what's wrong with her appearance?
 
2013-08-03 06:48:49 AM
A Monarch spokesman denied she was  told she could not go to the toilets to change.

i.adultswim.com
 
2013-08-03 06:49:34 AM
I'll take "How you doin" for $500, Alix
 
2013-08-03 07:11:04 AM

KarmicDisaster: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 540x483]

/hot


Not CSB
Was in a hotel for work - came down for early 'Continental Breakfast' (stale fruit, week old bagels, make your own waffles, etc)
While reading the paper, and trying to enjoy a waffle, this woman - could have been twin sister to one shown - comes down in nothing but bed sheet. Which she let slip more than once.
The staff tried at first quietly to ask her to go back to her room, and find more appropriate attire.
I bet most can guess that this did not sit well with miss bedsheet. "You don't be tellin me what I can wear" and so on.
The bland waffle and watered down OJ went unfinished, coffee went in 'to go' cup, I grabbed my gear, and arrived at customer site early that day.

/Thanks  for ruining my Saturday breakfast now -  just the thought of it...
 
2013-08-03 07:16:15 AM

johnnygew: KarmicDisaster: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 540x483]

/hot

Not CSB
Was in a hotel for work - came down for early 'Continental Breakfast' (stale fruit, week old bagels, make your own waffles, etc)
While reading the paper, and trying to enjoy a waffle, this woman - could have been twin sister to one shown - comes down in nothing but bed sheet. Which she let slip more than once.
The staff tried at first quietly to ask her to go back to her room, and find more appropriate attire.
I bet most can guess that this did not sit well with miss bedsheet. "You don't be tellin me what I can wear" and so on.
The bland waffle and watered down OJ went unfinished, coffee went in 'to go' cup, I grabbed my gear, and arrived at customer site early that day.

/Thanks  for ruining my Saturday breakfast now -  just the thought of it...


Heh.. I'm working at a hotel now.. though we have a better breakfast than that.

We try to encourage guests not to come down with bare feet.. never seen one come down like that.
 
2013-08-03 07:16:44 AM
Would NOT want ANY part of my ass cheeks touching ANY airplane seat. YUCK!
 
2013-08-03 07:27:17 AM
The Father, FTFA Other passengers were dressed in a risqué manner but not told to change.'
My Daughter was not the only one dressed like a whore.
FTFY
 
2013-08-03 07:29:41 AM
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-08-03 07:33:44 AM
I'd do her with Dewar's
 
2013-08-03 07:34:06 AM

Mark Ratner: The Italian Farker: 18, really?

My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.


Alcoholism starts early in the UK.
 
2013-08-03 07:38:15 AM
Why did she have to change underneath the skirt? Why not just put the skirt on and proceed to the gate? Dumbasses all around.
 
2013-08-03 07:41:05 AM
Manchester has highest binge-drinking rate in Europe.

i1.chroniclelive.co.uk
Not to smear all Mancurians, but I suspect Alix has had her moments of being pantless in public before.
 
2013-08-03 07:41:39 AM
That's a hard 18 years.

Then again, she's British. If she were Asian I'd guess her to be 45.
 
2013-08-03 07:44:09 AM
How is that indecent? Nobody had any moral piss-fits when the skanky whores in the Olympics were running and tossing things while wearing way less than that. Nobody has religious meltdowns when cowboys hover three foot above the line in Starbucks wearing just bare-ass chaps. Nobody had anything to say when Prince Harry ran through Vegas dressed only in his ginger fur.
So why get upset that this woman wanted to show off her mudflaps? There hers to do whatever she wants with, as long as they're smooth and sweet on the tongue I think she should be free to get them out any time she damn pleases.
 
2013-08-03 07:45:54 AM
Why is she wearing a tablecloth?

/ that's a hot but high-mileage 18
 
2013-08-03 07:50:37 AM

YoOjo: How is that indecent? Nobody had any moral piss-fits when the skanky whores in the Olympics were running and tossing things while wearing way less than that. Nobody has religious meltdowns when cowboys hover three foot above the line in Starbucks wearing just bare-ass chaps. Nobody had anything to say when Prince Harry ran through Vegas dressed only in his ginger fur.
So why get upset that this woman wanted to show off her mudflaps? There hers to do whatever she wants with, as long as they're smooth and sweet on the tongue I think she should be free to get them out any time she damn pleases.


Beats me, but I see a lot of use of the word 'whore' in this thread.
 
2013-08-03 07:51:23 AM
Not to get all Studman69 but what no one is mentioned is her total lack of anything resembling an ass. 

/would still hit it
//very nice legs and knees though
 
2013-08-03 07:53:01 AM
I don't like those shoes, and that's a rough 18, but yeah.
 
2013-08-03 08:04:58 AM
Nice legs, shame about 'er face.
 
2013-08-03 08:12:21 AM

Mark Ratner: The Italian Farker: 18, really?

My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.


I'd say her looks in combination with age of the parents makes me lean towards older.
 
2013-08-03 08:13:41 AM
Cheeky of her.
 
2013-08-03 08:16:18 AM
Meh on the outfit.  My issue is with them ambitiously referring to her as a "law student" because she's signed up for pre-law courses in the fall.
 
2013-08-03 08:16:22 AM

KarmicDisaster: /hot


Came for this
 
2013-08-03 08:29:58 AM
Too bad she has manly legs, sharp knees, no ass, and her face looks like one that has been "corrected" a dozen times.

/I mean yeah she's just my type to fap to
 
2013-08-03 08:30:49 AM
I'm not saying she's unattractive, but she appears to be taking too many noassatalls.
 
2013-08-03 08:32:15 AM
Manufactured outrage. At least she made her flight.
 
2013-08-03 08:32:28 AM
I don't see the problem.  My guess is that the lady at check in is as ugly fat beast and was looking to get a little revenge.
 
2013-08-03 08:33:08 AM
If only there were a name for someone who shamelessly fishes for opportunities to get everyone to gawk at them...
 
2013-08-03 08:39:59 AM
Sure is studman in here

t3.gstatic.com

/every guy in this thread.
 
2013-08-03 08:43:47 AM

abhorrent1: Sure is studman in here

[t3.gstatic.com image 229x221]

/every guy in this thread.


I have not heard any real complaining about her looks. She's a fine looking woman, but looks about 10 years older then her actual age.
 
2013-08-03 08:46:13 AM

rev. dave: I don't see the problem.  My guess is that the lady at check in is as ugly fat beast and was looking to get a little revenge.


It's kind of like the reverse of "hustler vs falwell"

We have to hide the naughty bits of women we want to see to protect us from those we don't.

Doing it on a case by case basis will discourage the failwhales from trying such things, as they typically have more issues with their body and naturally want to cover it up.  Hot chicks are more likely to show off what they have and try to push the envelope.

If I don't have to look at the cottage cheese cheeks of one 15 stone woman because she reads the story and figures that those shorts are indecent, I view this as a victory.
 
2013-08-03 08:47:25 AM
Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.
 
2013-08-03 08:47:29 AM
Eighteen year old "law student"? Yeah Farking right, love how they assign a persons aspirations as their actual title as if that makes them so much more of a victim because "they FORCED a law student to strip publicly!" Instead of "they made the slutty tart take off her whore shorts which revealed panties that provided no less coverage"
 
2013-08-03 08:54:21 AM

buttcat: Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.


such a typical case of "skinny white girl rhinobutt"
 
2013-08-03 09:01:15 AM
Jesus farking Christ people...a woman was asked to change her farking pants in front of a bunch of people who were probably staring at her and you're giving her hell for feeling a little distraught over it?  I can't wait till some old person has to stand up and remove their catheter in front of everyone to show it isn't really a bomb and you all give them hell because their lifestyle choices led to them needing a catheter.  I hope she gets a big settlement out of them for making her choose between strip in front of everyone or miss the plane and be out hundreds of dollars.
 
2013-08-03 09:05:10 AM

Alphax: dready zim: big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.

Wait, what's wrong with her appearance?


Nothing, it`s how people with her appearance act abroad that is the problem.

i1.chroniclelive.co.uk
breezerwhores and lagertwats in their natural environment
 
2013-08-03 09:11:29 AM

Goimir: buttcat: Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.

such a typical case of "skinny white girl rhinobutt"


Don't rhinos typically have large butts?
 
2013-08-03 09:19:12 AM
If she's 18, she's one hell of a rough 18...
 
2013-08-03 09:22:46 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: Sure is studman in here

[t3.gstatic.com image 229x221]

/every guy in this thread.

I have not heard any real complaining about her looks. She's a fine looking woman, but looks about 10 years older then her actual age.


Yeah, most of the complaints aren't "I wouldn't hit that", they're "No way is she 18".  And they're right, look at the lines under her ass.  No way she's in her teens.
 
2013-08-03 09:24:54 AM

T-Servo: Manchester has highest binge-drinking rate in Europe.


Not to smear all Mancurians, but I suspect Alix has had her moments of being pantless in public before.


That's "Mancunians"...
 
2013-08-03 09:26:29 AM

Terrible Old Man: If she's 18, she's one hell of a rough 18...


British eighteen. Like British pretty.
 
2013-08-03 09:29:37 AM
I was flying home after teaching in Canada for a week. I went to the check-in counter where an older lady was apparently training a younger new female employee. I'm in a suit, but have very long hair tied back in a pony-tail. The older lady says to me, "You would look better with short hair." Without skipping a beat I replied, "Bet you wouldn't say that if my hair was hanging down in your face."

Younger lady cracks up... older lady jaw-dropped.

CSB
 
2013-08-03 09:34:08 AM
There is absolutely no truth in that story.
 
2013-08-03 09:37:46 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.


Looking at it from the other direction, if she's OK with her ass being in contact with a seat used by countless sweaty strangers before her, I'd not be sure she wasn't also a walking petri dish of STD cultures.

/would hit it
//while wearing a biohazard suit
 
2013-08-03 09:39:32 AM
Law student at 18?! Is that like those ass hats who claim they're "pre-med" as a freshman in college when they're really just biology majors hoping to go to med school someday?
 
2013-08-03 09:41:14 AM

Stewardii in hot pants.

www.trbimg.com

 
2013-08-03 09:42:45 AM

AndreMA: Looking at it from the other direction, if she's OK with her ass being in contact with a seat used by countless sweaty strangers before her, I'd not be sure she wasn't also a walking petri dish of STD cultures.


The door handle to a public urinal is probably worse than even the most toxic of airline seats.
 
2013-08-03 09:47:08 AM
sounds like someone at the check in desk was being a catty biatch
 
2013-08-03 09:49:27 AM
disappointed no YouTube
 
2013-08-03 09:51:35 AM
Y'all know this didn't happen right?
 
2013-08-03 09:59:31 AM

KarmicDisaster: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 540x483]

/hot


My eyes!  The goggles do nothing!
 
2013-08-03 10:00:08 AM

stuhayes2010: Law student at 18?! Is that like those ass hats who claim they're "pre-med" as a freshman in college when they're really just biology majors hoping to go to med school someday?


No. In the UK and Europe a person doesn't have to complete a BA before studying law. So a university freshman could be a first-year law student.
 
2013-08-03 10:08:31 AM

i.dailymail.co.uk i989.photobucket.com

/Of course Liz was 30 in her photo.

 
2013-08-03 10:12:09 AM
Britain's version of Courtney Stodden.  A girl that is a little bit trashy that will do anything to be famous (or infamous).
 
2013-08-03 10:14:40 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Goimir: buttcat: Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.

such a typical case of "skinny white girl rhinobutt"

Don't rhinos typically have large butts?


Overall, yes, but not proportionally.  Also, and more to the point, they're angular and the cheeks are nowhere near eachother.  Most unpleasing to look at.
 
2013-08-03 10:31:18 AM
Notice she hides her teeth.
 
2013-08-03 10:32:27 AM
I would strip search her.  And by that I mean put my penis in her vagina.
 
2013-08-03 10:38:05 AM

Goimir: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Goimir: buttcat: Looks like they also made her check-in her ass, but she forgot it at the baggage return.

such a typical case of "skinny white girl rhinobutt"

Don't rhinos typically have large butts?

Overall, yes, but not proportionally.  Also, and more to the point, they're angular and the cheeks are nowhere near eachother.  Most unpleasing to look at.


i.imgur.com

I should've searched first, since it makes a lot more sense now.
 
2013-08-03 11:02:19 AM

groppet: sounds like someone at the check in desk was being a catty biatch


My thought as well... don't think I would have tried that line in the US though... I value the integrity of my posterior.
 
2013-08-03 11:02:54 AM
That website sure does post a lot of manly looking women.
 
2013-08-03 11:07:33 AM

abhorrent1: I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.


I'm not terribly clear on your meaning. Can you spell it out for me? Maybe there's some kind of more common expression you could use?
 
2013-08-03 11:17:35 AM
I believe he's speaking of coitus.  Although perhaps he just wants to lose half his paycheck for the next 18 years.
 
2013-08-03 11:19:16 AM

some_beer_drinker: [download.gamespotcdn.net image 375x500]

unavailable for comment


Who dat?

/NotSureIfFap
 
2013-08-03 11:20:23 AM

abhorrent1: Sure is studman in here

[t3.gstatic.com image 229x221]

/every guy in this thread.


Vangelis really let himself go. How can he reach his synths like that?
 
2013-08-03 11:25:11 AM

abhorrent1: But she claims she was not allowed to go to the toilets to change and was left in tears after being forced to strip by the check-in desk at Manchester Airport.

 So forcing people to take off their clothes in public is legal over there? Does she not know the word "No"?

/story is bullshiat


I could see the TSA doing it.  Presumably the UK version can be just as asinine.
 
2013-08-03 11:42:48 AM
She just turned 18. For the 7th time.

Just wait until your wife has her tenth 35th birthday.
 
2013-08-03 11:54:54 AM

Hrist: I hope she gets a big settlement out of them for making her choose between strip in front of everyone or miss the plane and be out hundreds of dollars.


She's not looking for a big settlement.  She's looking for media attention.  She'll probably be on next year's Big Brother and going on to a nice career in reality television until she's 21, then will turn to pr0n. Her father runs a PR company - he's probably the one that's scripted this entire event.

She's an attention whore and her daddy is her pimp.
 
2013-08-03 11:59:22 AM

Emposter: So, after endless threads complaining about how the person isn't actually hot, we get one that IS hot, and now  people complain that she looks older than 18.  Man, Fark is a tough crowd.


We're not saying she's not attractive. She's hot... for a 29 year old.

I'm not going to pass any judgement or even try to wager a guess as to why she doesn't look 18, but the simple fact remains that she doesn't.
 
2013-08-03 12:13:35 PM

TuteTibiImperes: The airline deserves to be raked across the coals.  You never tell an attractive woman to change out of revealing clothing, what's wrong with you?


Add it all up. Someone wanted to see more.
 
2013-08-03 12:40:32 PM

Zombalupagus: Emposter: So, after endless threads complaining about how the person isn't actually hot, we get one that IS hot, and now  people complain that she looks older than 18.  Man, Fark is a tough crowd.

We're not saying she's not attractive. She's hot... for a 29 year old.

I'm not going to pass any judgement or even try to wager a guess as to why she doesn't look 18, but the simple fact remains that she doesn't.


She's European. I'm pretty sure they mature faster.
 
2013-08-03 12:59:27 PM
So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.
 
2013-08-03 01:17:16 PM

megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.


It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.
 
2013-08-03 01:19:24 PM

megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.


Good point. Maybe she didn't shave...
 
2013-08-03 01:21:05 PM

T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.


Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about
 
2013-08-03 01:33:28 PM

T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.


I had a friend with an amazing body (34C-25-35) who had a low-cut t-shirt that said (in about 1/2-inch high letters) "I agree, they are nice." It was one of her favorite shirts.
 
2013-08-03 01:59:17 PM

gambitsgirl: Y'all know this didn't happen right?


What do you mean it didn't happen? Did it happen to you instead? Pics or it did happen!

/Stop harshing my fantasy!
//sob
 
2013-08-03 02:24:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: abhorrent1: Sure is studman in here

[t3.gstatic.com image 229x221]

/every guy in this thread.

Vangelis really let himself go. How can he reach his synths like that?


He just tells Jon what keys to press.

/For I am the thief of Baghdad.
 
2013-08-03 02:26:13 PM

megarian: T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.

Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about


Go on...
 
2013-08-03 03:11:32 PM
i306.photobucket.com

And where did you get those shoes? Ughh.
 
2013-08-03 03:25:29 PM
Ugly drug smuggling shoes.
 
2013-08-03 04:21:49 PM
She looks like she puts a lot of work into those legs she should show them off, I think it is even nastier at dive bars when women wear the super short skirts and sit in the chairs with part of the foam cushion is exposed and looks like it is growing the next resistant strain of gonnsyhilachlamidial condalomapes, being said I have never minded observing
 
2013-08-03 04:31:56 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-03 04:43:47 PM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 397x320]




Why is it legal to wear a hat indoors?
 
2013-08-03 04:57:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 397x320]

Why is it legal to wear a hat indoors?


I think should be illegal not to wear your jimmy hat around a skank like that.
 
2013-08-03 05:39:58 PM
The entire crew should have played the Hokey-Pokey with her.
 
2013-08-03 05:56:45 PM

Mark Ratner: megarian: T-Servo: megarian: So, her bare ass is showing intentionally and she's worried about...what? Showing her ass unintentionally if she changes clothes?

I'm confused.

It's like a girl I saw on campus in California once, obviously had breast implants and was wearing a tiny-T with ^I'm up here, boys^ printed on it.

So, enlarge breasts, flaunt breasts, make guy feel guilty for noticing.

Exactly. If you have awesome legs and a nice butt, and are wearing shorts that almost show your vagina, then fark it. Take off the shorts all slow-like...toss your hair a bit...yeah...like that...and sort of tug at your shirt then take that off, too...yeah again all slow...sort of bite your lip a bit...

I have no idea what this thread was about

Go on...


And then my farking alarm went off and ruined everything.

*punches something*

The end.
 
2013-08-03 06:56:45 PM
FTFA: 'They had plenty of opportunity to approach me while we were queuing. I could have gone away and changed, maintaining some dignity.'

Dignity... might involve not wearing those shorts in the first place.  And let's see, you're 18, jetting off to an island for an 18th birthday party with a bunch of other 18-year-olds... I suspect a lot of people will be seeing you in a lot less very shortly.
 
2013-08-03 08:48:32 PM
Everyone sure is throwing around the word "whore" a lot for someone dressed in a normal summer outfit.

/she probably wasn't "forced"
//she probably did overreact, biatch, whine, moan, and call her daddy
///still not much liking the fark in this thread
 
2013-08-03 10:14:37 PM
Stupid whore.
 
2013-08-04 04:54:59 PM
BFD. I was stripped to my boxers at Dulles once, right there adjacent to the metal detector. I wasn't given a private room or a screen- I was told to drop them right then and there.

Fark Dulles.
 
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