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(Daily Mail)   Airline made me strip out of my shorts at the check-in desk because staff thought they were too revealing. Well, duh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-08-03 12:08:51 AM  
Those wannabe modeling photos are hilarious.
 
2013-08-03 12:18:55 AM  
Maybe she should dress a little less provoca-whore-atively.
 
2013-08-03 12:24:45 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.
 
2013-08-03 12:27:55 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.


Well, you do realize that there are differing butt types, do you not?

/and that butt can put their cheeks anywhere on my seat it'd like
//in my freaking dreams
 
2013-08-03 12:28:58 AM  
www.moneyandshit.com

/hot
 
2013-08-03 12:36:58 AM  
The airline deserves to be raked across the coals.  You never tell an attractive woman to change out of revealing clothing, what's wrong with you?

/if it was the woman from KarmicDisaster's pic, I'd agree with the airline 100%
 
2013-08-03 12:45:42 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, I'm sure the next passenger really appreciates part of your exposed butt cheeks on their seat.

Well, you do realize that there are differing butt types, do you not?

/and that butt can put their cheeks anywhere on my seat it'd like
//in my freaking dreams


Heh!
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-08-03 01:06:16 AM  
To not let her change in private will get her lots of money for further vacations, and cars.

She's pretty hot.
 
2013-08-03 01:08:37 AM  
18, really?
 
2013-08-03 01:24:25 AM  
Yep, she put on her dress and removed the offending shorts underneath the dress in full view of the other passengers, ZOMG, and is seeking fame.  The airline prude who forced her to change is evidently an abuser of whatever small amount of power the position conveys.
 
2013-08-03 02:20:17 AM  
Um, fap.
 
2013-08-03 02:42:01 AM  

The Italian Farker: 18, really?


My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.
 
2013-08-03 02:44:13 AM  
She could easily pass for 29. I call bullshiat, Daily Fail.
 
2013-08-03 03:09:56 AM  

The Italian Farker: 18, really?


if she is 18, she is NOT going to age well. her eyes already have wrinkles and bags ...
and she is grade number 1 stupid.
who strips in a line? just because some tool tells you to?
or she is just a master class attention whore

/why not both?
 
2013-08-03 03:13:08 AM  
TFA only showed photos of her wearing the shorts. I just can't visualize the hardship she went through without before, during and after pics.
 
2013-08-03 05:59:04 AM  
But she claims she was not allowed to go to the toilets to change and was left in tears after being forced to strip by the check-in desk at Manchester Airport.

 So forcing people to take off their clothes in public is legal over there? Does she not know the word "No"?

/story is bullshiat
 
2013-08-03 06:04:38 AM  
Monarch Airlines comment: "...We do not believe there are grounds for complaint."

Well...
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
... it pretty certain that I wouldn't be complaining.
 
2013-08-03 06:05:55 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Those wannabe modeling photos are hilarious.

 
2013-08-03 06:06:13 AM  

abhorrent1: But she claims she was not allowed to go to the toilets to change and was left in tears after being forced to strip by the check-in desk at Manchester Airport.

 So forcing people to take off their clothes in public is legal over there? Does she not know the word "No"?

/story is bullshiat


it probably went like this: "ma'am please change your revealing clothes." But my flight leaves in 10 minutes and I cant wait in line again! "We arent letting you on the plane in only underwear." *sob* well obviously I have no free will and you are MAKING me do it in front of everyone!

See this all the time. Their own inability to follow the rules, show up on time, etc suddenly mean everyone is against them and its everyone elses fault.

/this is assuming it actually happened at all.
 
2013-08-03 06:09:08 AM  
Wait until the real story gets out.
 
2013-08-03 06:10:39 AM  
Dress like a whore, get treated like one.

OUTRAGE1!!1!!!
 
2013-08-03 06:11:59 AM  
Just got out of bed, now have wood, so your arguments are all invalid.
 
2013-08-03 06:21:07 AM  
"Take off your shorts"
fark off
"I need you to take off your shorts"
I need you to fark off
/fark off
 
2013-08-03 06:23:08 AM  
Hey now, if you want her out of those shorts, at least buy her dinner first.
 
2013-08-03 06:28:00 AM  
So, after endless threads complaining about how the person isn't actually hot, we get one that IS hot, and now  people complain that she looks older than 18.  Man, Fark is a tough crowd.

And yes, the Daily Fail makes sure no one takes their gossip rag seriously by constantly having their subjects pose for model-style photos.  What do you guys expect?  It's a tabloid paper, they aren't exactly aiming high.  At least this time she's hot, unlike their ongoing string of wannabe-model-plastic-surgery-paid-for-by-welfare monstrosities.
 
2013-08-03 06:30:39 AM  
That's a hard 18!
 
2013-08-03 06:32:03 AM  
So why wouldn't she just leave the long kaftan thing on, instead of taking the shorts off and putting on a different pair of shorts?
 
2013-08-03 06:33:55 AM  
download.gamespotcdn.net

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2013-08-03 06:37:05 AM  
big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.
 
2013-08-03 06:40:57 AM  

dready zim: big glasses - check
fake blonde - check
high heels - check
short shorts - check


I agree, please stop letting people like this (breezerwhores) out of the country, they ruin our global image. They have a male counterpart as well that should be locked up in cages at the airport, the lagertwat.


Wait, what's wrong with her appearance?
 
2013-08-03 06:48:49 AM  
A Monarch spokesman denied she was  told she could not go to the toilets to change.

i.adultswim.com
 
2013-08-03 06:49:34 AM  
I'll take "How you doin" for $500, Alix
 
2013-08-03 07:11:04 AM  

KarmicDisaster: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 540x483]

/hot


Not CSB
Was in a hotel for work - came down for early 'Continental Breakfast' (stale fruit, week old bagels, make your own waffles, etc)
While reading the paper, and trying to enjoy a waffle, this woman - could have been twin sister to one shown - comes down in nothing but bed sheet. Which she let slip more than once.
The staff tried at first quietly to ask her to go back to her room, and find more appropriate attire.
I bet most can guess that this did not sit well with miss bedsheet. "You don't be tellin me what I can wear" and so on.
The bland waffle and watered down OJ went unfinished, coffee went in 'to go' cup, I grabbed my gear, and arrived at customer site early that day.

/Thanks  for ruining my Saturday breakfast now -  just the thought of it...
 
2013-08-03 07:16:15 AM  

johnnygew: KarmicDisaster: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 540x483]

/hot

Not CSB
Was in a hotel for work - came down for early 'Continental Breakfast' (stale fruit, week old bagels, make your own waffles, etc)
While reading the paper, and trying to enjoy a waffle, this woman - could have been twin sister to one shown - comes down in nothing but bed sheet. Which she let slip more than once.
The staff tried at first quietly to ask her to go back to her room, and find more appropriate attire.
I bet most can guess that this did not sit well with miss bedsheet. "You don't be tellin me what I can wear" and so on.
The bland waffle and watered down OJ went unfinished, coffee went in 'to go' cup, I grabbed my gear, and arrived at customer site early that day.

/Thanks  for ruining my Saturday breakfast now -  just the thought of it...


Heh.. I'm working at a hotel now.. though we have a better breakfast than that.

We try to encourage guests not to come down with bare feet.. never seen one come down like that.
 
2013-08-03 07:16:44 AM  
Would NOT want ANY part of my ass cheeks touching ANY airplane seat. YUCK!
 
2013-08-03 07:27:17 AM  
The Father, FTFA Other passengers were dressed in a risqué manner but not told to change.'
My Daughter was not the only one dressed like a whore.
FTFY
 
2013-08-03 07:29:41 AM  
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-08-03 07:33:44 AM  
I'd do her with Dewar's
 
2013-08-03 07:34:06 AM  

Mark Ratner: The Italian Farker: 18, really?

My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.


Alcoholism starts early in the UK.
 
2013-08-03 07:38:15 AM  
Why did she have to change underneath the skirt? Why not just put the skirt on and proceed to the gate? Dumbasses all around.
 
2013-08-03 07:41:05 AM  
Manchester has highest binge-drinking rate in Europe.

i1.chroniclelive.co.uk
Not to smear all Mancurians, but I suspect Alix has had her moments of being pantless in public before.
 
2013-08-03 07:41:39 AM  
That's a hard 18 years.

Then again, she's British. If she were Asian I'd guess her to be 45.
 
2013-08-03 07:44:09 AM  
How is that indecent? Nobody had any moral piss-fits when the skanky whores in the Olympics were running and tossing things while wearing way less than that. Nobody has religious meltdowns when cowboys hover three foot above the line in Starbucks wearing just bare-ass chaps. Nobody had anything to say when Prince Harry ran through Vegas dressed only in his ginger fur.
So why get upset that this woman wanted to show off her mudflaps? There hers to do whatever she wants with, as long as they're smooth and sweet on the tongue I think she should be free to get them out any time she damn pleases.
 
2013-08-03 07:45:54 AM  
Why is she wearing a tablecloth?

/ that's a hot but high-mileage 18
 
2013-08-03 07:50:37 AM  

YoOjo: How is that indecent? Nobody had any moral piss-fits when the skanky whores in the Olympics were running and tossing things while wearing way less than that. Nobody has religious meltdowns when cowboys hover three foot above the line in Starbucks wearing just bare-ass chaps. Nobody had anything to say when Prince Harry ran through Vegas dressed only in his ginger fur.
So why get upset that this woman wanted to show off her mudflaps? There hers to do whatever she wants with, as long as they're smooth and sweet on the tongue I think she should be free to get them out any time she damn pleases.


Beats me, but I see a lot of use of the word 'whore' in this thread.
 
2013-08-03 07:51:23 AM  
Not to get all Studman69 but what no one is mentioned is her total lack of anything resembling an ass. 

/would still hit it
//very nice legs and knees though
 
2013-08-03 07:53:01 AM  
I don't like those shoes, and that's a rough 18, but yeah.
 
2013-08-03 08:04:58 AM  
Nice legs, shame about 'er face.
 
2013-08-03 08:12:21 AM  

Mark Ratner: The Italian Farker: 18, really?

My thought as well. She looks more mature than 18. Beautiful, but 18??? Dayum.


I'd say her looks in combination with age of the parents makes me lean towards older.
 
2013-08-03 08:13:41 AM  
Cheeky of her.
 
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