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(TMZ)   Pro Wrestler Kurt Angle arrested for practicing the four I's while driving... Intensity, Integrity, Intelligence, and Intoxication   (tmz.com) divider line 49
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2013-08-02 08:08:11 PM
Oh, it's true, it's damn true.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-02 09:36:18 PM
4 cancels out 2 and 3, the resulting equation equaling the constant: Idiocy
 
2013-08-02 10:54:38 PM
 
2013-08-02 11:12:06 PM
I would have drove drunk too if I had to witness that Tito Ortiz debacle in person
 
2013-08-02 11:21:30 PM
Joke from elsewhere - "#askdixie: Was Kurt's designated driver part of the budget cuts?"
 
2013-08-02 11:23:31 PM
HE'S STILL DRUNK TO ME, DAMMIT!
 
2013-08-02 11:32:33 PM
No more Integrity or Intelligence at this point.  Now he's just down to 1 I.
 
2013-08-02 11:44:36 PM
RotgutMania!
 
2013-08-03 12:21:18 AM
YOU SUCK!

/For the 4th time
 
2013-08-03 12:24:11 AM
Oh Kurt, you classy paragon of greatness you...
 
2013-08-03 12:28:52 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-03 12:40:18 AM
I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.
 
2013-08-03 12:42:49 AM

Lumbar Puncture: I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.


Grrrrooooooaaaaan
 
2013-08-03 12:48:59 AM

Lumbar Puncture: I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.


Go to sleep.
 
2013-08-03 01:01:05 AM

you are a puppet: Lumbar Puncture: I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.

Go to sleep.


I really am concerned what rock bottom will look like for this guy, but then I just got carried away.  It must be time for sleep.
 
2013-08-03 01:12:17 AM
First, if I was stuck working for TNA I'd be plastered all the time too.

But seriously, Angle has some serious issues and I think it all comes down to his broken freakin neck. He should have retired in 2003.

From the wiki:
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hae-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, buildup,, and problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.

I remember Austin, Edge, Benoit and Angle all had similar surgeries around the same time (leading to the bannination of piledrivers and such) and at the time it was said to be a "quick fix" rather than a longterm solution. Austin & Edge both retired because of their necks and if Benoit didn't.. you know... he'd be retired from a bad neck as well
 
2013-08-03 01:41:06 AM
i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-03 02:40:30 AM
BAH GAWD KING HE IS GOING TO THE SLAMMER!
 
2013-08-03 03:50:32 AM
Have the Hardyz been doing well lately? Their lives became a train wreck too.
 
2013-08-03 05:59:29 AM
He got a DUI WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!
 
2013-08-03 07:57:34 AM
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Yet when I think back on his career, this was usually what I remember him for - being trolled by Edge on a weekly basis.
 
2013-08-03 07:59:47 AM
i157.photobucket.com

Let's try that again, with less retardation.
 
2013-08-03 08:13:15 AM
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S FREEDOM HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
 
2013-08-03 08:25:20 AM

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S FREEDOM HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!


WON'T SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN CAR?!?
 
2013-08-03 09:03:56 AM

Zik-Zak: http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t45/somewhere_beyond/4655-edgekurt _ anglesmackdownwwf_zpse0033639.png">

Yet when I think back on his career, this was usually what I remember him for - being trolled by Edge on a weekly basis.


He'll always be Kirk Angel to me.
 
2013-08-03 09:19:23 AM
media.tumblr.com

Hey Kurt, tell us all how you were hacked again and that you're not a sloppy drunk douche.
 
2013-08-03 09:50:31 AM
Completely Useless Post Alert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObzgw5ER6A

/at least Kurt Angle is in it
 
2013-08-03 10:46:01 AM

The Downfall: First, if I was stuck working for TNA I'd be plastered all the time too.

But seriously, Angle has some serious issues and I think it all comes down to his broken freakin neck. He should have retired in 2003.

From the wiki:
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hae-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, buildup,, and problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.

I remember Austin, Edge, Benoit and Angle all had similar surgeries around the same time (leading to the bannination of piledrivers and such) and at the time it was said to be a "quick fix" rather than a longterm solution. Austin & Edge both retired because of their necks and if Benoit didn't.. you know... he'd be retired from a bad neck as well


Austin, Edge, Benoit, and Rhino all had spinal fusion surgery.  Angle's the only one who went with the quick fix.  Rhino's still wrestling, Edge had a narrowing of the spine at the neck (probably related to the surgery) which was the reason he retired.  Austin's neck was only part of it, as both his knees are shot as well.  And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.
 
2013-08-03 12:40:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.


you magnificent bastard
 
2013-08-03 01:14:54 PM

The Bestest: The_Y2P_Problem: And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.

you magnificent bastard


So you read my book?
 
2013-08-03 01:20:28 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.


You owe me a new keyboard. Well done
 
2013-08-03 01:42:31 PM

Lumbar Puncture: you are a puppet: Lumbar Puncture: I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.

Go to sleep.

I really am concerned what rock bottom will look like for this guy, but then I just got carried away.  It must be time for sleep.


www.wwe.com

Kurt Angle has already been hit by the rock bottom.
 
2013-08-03 01:59:14 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: The Downfall: First, if I was stuck working for TNA I'd be plastered all the time too.

But seriously, Angle has some serious issues and I think it all comes down to his broken freakin neck. He should have retired in 2003.

From the wiki:
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hae-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, buildup,, and problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.

I remember Austin, Edge, Benoit and Angle all had similar surgeries around the same time (leading to the bannination of piledrivers and such) and at the time it was said to be a "quick fix" rather than a longterm solution. Austin & Edge both retired because of their necks and if Benoit didn't.. you know... he'd be retired from a bad neck as well

Austin, Edge, Benoit, and Rhino all had spinal fusion surgery.  Angle's the only one who went with the quick fix.  Rhino's still wrestling, Edge had a narrowing of the spine at the neck (probably related to the surgery) which was the reason he retired.  Austin's neck was only part of it, as both his knees are shot as well.  And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.


Ahh thanks for the surgery clarification. And I forgot about Austin's knees. Those braces he wore were really non-badass. You actually help give credence my idea since Austin, Edge and Rhino all had proper surgery and all doing well now, while Angle had the quickfix and is now living in constant pain and is drowning himself in alcohol, painkillers, and steroids. Add in the fact he's 44 and has spent the last 7 years in what seems to be a shiatty place to work for less money, less success, and less fame because there's no way he's pass a drug test in WWE.
 
2013-08-03 02:42:15 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Lumbar Puncture: you are a puppet: Lumbar Puncture: I'm amazed that by now he doesn't have ones of those devices hooked to his car that require you to blow into.  I don't know what the rock bottom will be for this guy, but unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment his family might as well start looking for a sale on tombstones.

Go to sleep.

I really am concerned what rock bottom will look like for this guy, but then I just got carried away.  It must be time for sleep.



Kurt Angle has already been hit by the rock bottom.


Pretty sure you're going to get a 'thatsthejoke.jpg'
 
2013-08-03 02:43:05 PM

The Downfall: The_Y2P_Problem: The Downfall: First, if I was stuck working for TNA I'd be plastered all the time too.

But seriously, Angle has some serious issues and I think it all comes down to his broken freakin neck. He should have retired in 2003.

From the wiki:
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hae-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, buildup,, and problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.

I remember Austin, Edge, Benoit and Angle all had similar surgeries around the same time (leading to the bannination of piledrivers and such) and at the time it was said to be a "quick fix" rather than a longterm solution. Austin & Edge both retired because of their necks and if Benoit didn't.. you know... he'd be retired from a bad neck as well

Austin, Edge, Benoit, and Rhino all had spinal fusion surgery.  Angle's the only one who went with the quick fix.  Rhino's still wrestling, Edge had a narrowing of the spine at the neck (probably related to the surgery) which was the reason he retired.  Austin's neck was only part of it, as both his knees are shot as well.  And Benoit really got confused when the doctor suggested he use a weight machine to work out his neck.

Ahh thanks for the surgery clarification. And I forgot about Austin's knees. Those braces he wore were really non-badass. You actually help give credence my idea since Austin, Edge and Rhino all had proper surgery and all doing well now, while Angle had the quickfix and is now living in constant pain and is drowning himself in alcohol, painkillers, and steroids. Add in the fact he's 44 and has spent the last 7 years in what seems to be a shiatty place to work for less money, less success, and less fame because there's no way he's pass a drug ...


Amazing thing is, you really have to be taking a lot to fail WWE's drug tests
 
2013-08-03 04:09:04 PM

The Downfall: Ahh thanks for the surgery clarification. And I forgot about Austin's knees. Those braces he wore were really non-badass. You actually help give credence my idea since Austin, Edge and Rhino all had proper surgery and all doing well now, while Angle had the quickfix and is now living in constant pain and is drowning himself in alcohol, painkillers, and steroids. Add in the fact he's 44 and has spent the last 7 years in what seems to be a shiatty place to work for less money, less success, and less fame because there's no way he's pass a drug ...


The funny part is, after Edge retired, he slagged on TNA saying he wouldn't be retired if he worked for "another company" because he wouldn't know how messed up his neck was.  While Kurt responded and claimed that the surgery brought his neck back up to 100%, it does make you wonder if Kurt would even pass a WWE physical, let alone a piss test.
 
2013-08-03 06:32:54 PM

The Downfall: First, if I was stuck working for TNA I'd be plastered all the time too.

But seriously, Angle has some serious issues and I think it all comes down to his broken freakin neck. He should have retired in 2003.

From the wiki:
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hae-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, buildup,, and problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.

I remember Austin, Edge, Benoit and Angle all had similar surgeries around the same time (leading to the bannination of piledrivers and such) and at the time it was said to be a "quick fix" rather than a longterm solution. Austin & Edge both retired because of their necks and if Benoit didn't.. you know... he'd be retired from a bad neck as well


Piledrivers were banned about three years earlier because Austin missed so much time due to the Owen Driver.
 
2013-08-03 09:28:40 PM
Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?
 
2013-08-03 09:49:19 PM

hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?


only if you want to lose...
 
2013-08-03 09:55:50 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...


Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS
 
2013-08-03 10:55:23 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...

Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS


*CHAIRSHOT* (apparently a cocktail too)
 
2013-08-03 11:19:17 PM

hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...

Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS

*CHAIRSHOT* (apparently a cocktail too)


You send the straightedge guy a link to an alcoholic beverage?  Now THAT is classless.
 
2013-08-03 11:27:30 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...

Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS

*CHAIRSHOT* (apparently a cocktail too)

You send the straightedge guy a link to an alcoholic beverage?  Now THAT is classless.


Wouldn't have been the first time someone tried to serve alcohol to a straightedge.

cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2013-08-03 11:31:36 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...

Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS

*CHAIRSHOT* (apparently a cocktail too)

You send the straightedge guy a link to an alcoholic beverage?  Now THAT is classless.


You don't want to see what the NPO would do in that situation
 
2013-08-03 11:52:55 PM
Hey, speaking of why piledrivers are banned:

pbs.twimg.com

That's Mike Bennett piledriving BJ Whitmer on to the ring apron at tonight's RoH show.  Yeah, BJ got a trip to the hospital out of that move.  Has feeling in all his extremities and everything fortunately.
 
2013-08-04 12:07:27 AM

hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: Representative of the unwashed masses: hundreddollarman: Is it time to start scrambling for the LMS in this thread too?

only if you want to lose...

Really?

Kurt Angle is off to rehab after a DUI and you want to make this thread about the farking LARP?

I mean, sure, we've coldly mocked him, his drinking problems, his deteriorating physical condition from busting his ass to entertain us, the fact his wife left him, and Dixie Carter's wonky eye, but to disrespect a man by going for a LARP title?  And we've even posted a pony which will no doubt worm its way into my GIS like all the other ones...  And someone here made a Benoit joke.... ah... err...

...Eh, why the hell not?  The damage is done.

/LMS

*CHAIRSHOT* (apparently a cocktail too)

You send the straightedge guy a link to an alcoholic beverage?  Now THAT is classless.

Wouldn't have been the first time someone tried to serve alcohol to a straightedge.

[cdn.wl.uproxx.com image 850x478]


wrestling.insidepulse.com

Been there, done that, got the Second City Saints t-shirt that doesn't fit anymore because I lost too much weight.

/Weird to see a still from the RoH WrestleRave promo with the WWE logo in the corner
 
2013-08-04 01:14:53 AM

The_Y2P_Problem: Hey, speaking of why piledrivers are banned:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

That's Mike Bennett piledriving BJ Whitmer on to the ring apron at tonight's RoH show.  Yeah, BJ got a trip to the hospital out of that move.  Has feeling in all his extremities and everything fortunately.


Ouch, that looks like BJ's cervical spine explodered
 
2013-08-04 03:55:50 AM

The_Y2P_Problem: Hey, speaking of why piledrivers are banned:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

That's Mike Bennett piledriving BJ Whitmer on to the ring apron at tonight's RoH show.  Yeah, BJ got a trip to the hospital out of that move.  Has feeling in all his extremities and everything fortunately.


Yeesh. That hurts just looking at it. Glad to hear BJ got out of that OK.
 
2013-08-04 09:30:29 AM

hundreddollarman: The_Y2P_Problem: Hey, speaking of why piledrivers are banned:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

That's Mike Bennett piledriving BJ Whitmer on to the ring apron at tonight's RoH show.  Yeah, BJ got a trip to the hospital out of that move.  Has feeling in all his extremities and everything fortunately.

Yeesh. That hurts just looking at it. Glad to hear BJ got out of that OK.


You think it hurts looking at it?

Try listening to his head smack on the apron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C3OE6RrJLk
 
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