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(io9)   Want to impress your friends and family? Try serving this delicious Cthulhu pie for dessert   (io9.com) divider line 31
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2013-08-02 08:11:38 PM
I'm going to dream about that pie.


Until it slowly drives me insane!!
 
2013-08-02 08:14:56 PM
The only way to defeat this evil is to consume pie?!?

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2013-08-02 08:28:25 PM
OH GOD! I CAN EAT FOREVER!
 
2013-08-02 10:04:01 PM
It's magically delicious!
 
2013-08-02 10:37:32 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death makes pie.
 
2013-08-02 11:40:28 PM

FloydA: That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death makes pie.


So... it has a long shelf life?
 
2013-08-02 11:50:56 PM
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Would anyone care for a cinnamon roll?
 
2013-08-03 12:11:06 AM
That looks like Cthulhu blueberry pie, which is the best kind of Cthulhu pie.
 
2013-08-03 12:16:43 AM
My friends would be impressed. My family not so much.
 
2013-08-03 12:37:21 AM
Everybody's always "Cthulhu this" and "Cthulhu that".

Where the fark are the Yog-Sothoth brownies? Or the Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young oatmeal muffins? The Hastur the Unspeakable flavour ice cream?
 
2013-08-03 12:51:56 AM
Idiots... The only proper filling for a Cthulhu pie is eldritch horrors. Or eel, if you dare.
 
2013-08-03 12:53:09 AM

scottydoesntknow: OH GOD! I CAN EAT FOREVER!


we have a winner. i need to clean my monitor now.
 
2013-08-03 12:54:50 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Everybody's always "Cthulhu this" and "Cthulhu that".

Where the fark are the Yog-Sothoth brownies? Or the Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young oatmeal muffins? The Hastur the Unspeakable flavour ice cream?


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These cupcakes made in honor of Y'hkmaat, Queen of One Thousand Eyes, concur.
 
2013-08-03 12:58:16 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Everybody's always "Cthulhu this" and "Cthulhu that".

Where the fark are the Yog-Sothoth brownies? Or the Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young oatmeal muffins? The Hastur the Unspeakable flavour ice cream?


I made a delicious Nyarlathotep Crumble the other day. I made the filling out of peaches, raspberries, and soul-tearing madness.
 
2013-08-03 01:03:48 AM
Wow. It's as if we're seeing the birth of a new Rule 34. If it exists, there is food of it.
 
2013-08-03 01:31:03 AM

scottydoesntknow: OH GOD! I CAN EAT FOREVER!


heh
 
2013-08-03 01:43:17 AM

wildcardjack: Idiots... The only proper filling for a Cthulhu pie is eldritch horrors. Or eel, if you dare.


That's still better than rhubarb.
 
2013-08-03 02:14:54 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Wow. It's as if we're seeing the birth of a new Rule 34. If it exists, there is food of it.


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Deep-fried shoggoths! Get your deep-fried baby shoggoths here! We even got a mutant sixfold-symmetric one, special price for you!
 
2013-08-03 02:19:35 AM
(Whups. I forgot who made who for a moment. I blame the beer crawling madness in my head.) Those are the feet of baby elder things not shoggoths. The baby shoggoths are one tray back and to the right, and we've already covered the lower left tray.
 
2013-08-03 03:40:15 AM
mmmmm tastes like madness !
 
2013-08-03 03:42:57 AM
It will be eaten first, even before antipasto.
 
2013-08-03 04:19:38 AM
Anyone find the recipe/instructions?
 
2013-08-03 04:53:37 AM
That`s not a pie, that`s just blueberries in pastry. A pie has some goo...
 
2013-08-03 07:31:23 AM
On a windowsill in R'lyeh, Cthulhu pie waits cooling.
 
2013-08-03 08:41:58 AM

dready zim: That`s not a pie, that`s just blueberries in pastry. A pie has some goo...


That's just your mom's pie.
 
2013-08-03 08:51:53 AM
Do you think that they could pull off a Cthulhu movie or TV show with some consistency?

They've had it here and there, but nothing ongoing or truly of note.
 
2013-08-03 09:10:25 AM
You got to love the craft.
 
2013-08-03 10:30:46 AM
I'm disappointed they didn't use elberberries.
 
2013-08-03 12:00:04 PM

Twilight Farkle: (Whups. I forgot who made who for a moment. I blame the beer crawling madness in my head.) Those are the feet of baby elder things not shoggoths. The baby shoggoths are one tray back and to the right, and we've already covered the lower left tray.


I'll have two of the Great Race of Yith larva skewers on the right in the back, there.

They go great with a Shoggoth Jello-O salad

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2013-08-03 12:52:40 PM
There's a plate of homemade Cthulhu
On the kitchen windowsill
And eight is enough
To fill our lives with looooove
 
2013-08-03 12:56:12 PM
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