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(Time)   "7 Things Edward Snowden Should Do in Russia". Strangely, "hide" is missing from the list   (world.time.com) divider line 153
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2013-08-02 05:13:48 PM
I know where I would start

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2013-08-02 05:53:22 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-08-02 05:59:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know where I would start

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Christ, he's a mastermind.  It's been his plan all along and we fell for it!
 
2013-08-02 06:01:13 PM
When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.
 
2013-08-02 06:01:47 PM
8. Drive around Moscow with a dashcam filming horrendous accidents, meteorites, and the like.
 
2013-08-02 06:02:13 PM
Give all his information to the Russians in return for a comfortable life?
 
2013-08-02 06:02:45 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.


yeah, pretty much this.  i'm betting he's thinking to himself..."what the fark did i do?"
 
2013-08-02 06:03:03 PM
7 Russian chicks at the same time.
 
2013-08-02 06:03:25 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know where I would start


This, the ginger Jewel Staite. An angry god has nothing on how hard Id hit that.
 
2013-08-02 06:04:15 PM

stir22: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.

yeah, pretty much this.  i'm betting he's thinking to himself..."what the fark did i do?"


What does he care? He's got millions of internet nerds sucking his cock.
 
2013-08-02 06:04:56 PM
80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.
 
2013-08-02 06:07:06 PM

stir22: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.

yeah, pretty much this.  i'm betting he's thinking to himself..."what the fark did i do?"


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-02 06:07:23 PM
Hookers n' blow! Hookers n' blow!
 
2013-08-02 06:07:57 PM
Punch a babby.
 
2013-08-02 06:08:03 PM

BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.


You mean you aren't all passive aggressive drunks who secretly year for the days of the Soviet Union?
 
2013-08-02 06:08:34 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.


Well as someone who is not a politician, a journalist, or a gay none of those are direct threats to me.
 
2013-08-02 06:09:20 PM

Mrtraveler01: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

You mean you aren't all passive aggressive drunks who secretly year for the days of the Soviet Union?


No, that would be America.
 
2013-08-02 06:09:21 PM

Outrageous Muff: stir22: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: When I'm looking to take a stand against my tyrannical government, the first place I'd go to is one where they jail journalists, assassinate political opponents, and jail gay people.

yeah, pretty much this.  i'm betting he's thinking to himself..."what the fark did i do?"

What does he care? He's got millions of internet nerds sucking his cock.


wait a while.  he'll be yesterdays news soon enough.

/i  get what ur saying,though.
 
2013-08-02 06:09:36 PM
Get one of those little giraffes.
 
2013-08-02 06:11:01 PM

BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.


And the other 20% is the terrible stuff.
 
2013-08-02 06:11:42 PM
It's a good thing Snowden isn't gay.
 
2013-08-02 06:12:11 PM
I'm sure his FSB handlers have already briefed him on all the glorious freedoms granted to foreigners in Russia.
 
2013-08-02 06:12:28 PM
Make friends.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-02 06:13:05 PM

Spaced Cowboy: 7 Russian chicks at the same time.


I'll bet when you're an international celebrity wanted by your host country's longtime rival for espionage, a fella can hook that up.
 
2013-08-02 06:15:08 PM

ScouserDuck: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

And the other 20% is the terrible stuff.


And non-Russian countries are what % terrible stuff?
 
2013-08-02 06:15:21 PM
$12 for a cup of coffee? damn
 
2013-08-02 06:15:39 PM
Buy a Geiger counter.
 
2013-08-02 06:18:25 PM
8. Inadvertently become a pawn in Putin's political games.
 
2013-08-02 06:18:31 PM

BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.


I've been to Moscow twice, and I can say that it sucks the big one. It's farking cold, and everyone is farking miserable.
 
2013-08-02 06:21:32 PM

Pr1nc3ss: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

I've been to Moscow twice, and I can say that it sucks the big one. It's farking cold, and everyone is farking miserable.


Miserable because you were miserable, or miserable because they don't show fake smiles like Americans?
 
2013-08-02 06:21:49 PM

Undulation: I'm sure his FSB handlers have already briefed him on all the glorious freedoms granted to foreigners in Russia.


Still beats being in Gitmo or Florence.
 
2013-08-02 06:23:07 PM
Vodak and hookers?
 
2013-08-02 06:24:26 PM

BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.


LOL, if I hadn't known already, I learned all I needed to know about Russian media from the Chelyabinsk meteor. The volume of outright fabrication (It was a US missile! Here's the crater with the proof!) crammed into 24 hours was absolutely breathtaking. I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.
 
2013-08-02 06:26:14 PM

Undulation: I'm sure his FSB handlers have already briefed him on all the glorious freedoms granted to foreigners in Russia.


I'm sure they're sick of his shiat already.
 
2013-08-02 06:26:17 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.


Says Wolf Blitzer.
 
2013-08-02 06:26:46 PM

Pr1nc3ss: I've been to Moscow twice, and I can say that it sucks the big one. It's farking cold, and everyone is farking miserable.


It's against the law to be happy in Russia. Even in a submarine.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-08-02 06:26:51 PM
I would want to meet Arkady Renko.
 
2013-08-02 06:28:05 PM
You can't even be happy when showing off guns at the gun show.

images56.fotki.com
 
2013-08-02 06:28:43 PM
1) Find out Russian nuclear secrets

2) Find where the elite in Russian government meet and who their guests are, if you get my drift

3) Find where that $50 billion spent on next year's Olympics actually went

/the last one is the easiest
 
2013-08-02 06:29:15 PM

Mrtraveler01: Pr1nc3ss: I've been to Moscow twice, and I can say that it sucks the big one. It's farking cold, and everyone is farking miserable.

It's against the law to be happy in Russia. Even in a submarine.

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You know who smiles all the time? The feeble-minded. That's the short summation of Russia's "never smile" rule.
 
2013-08-02 06:29:31 PM

hundreddollarman: Vodak and hookers?


Famous people don't need to pay.
 
2013-08-02 06:30:15 PM

Mrtraveler01: It's against the law to be happy in Russia. Even in a submarine.


BurrisYeltsin says American smiles are fake.

True, sometimes they are.

It's just that with Russians, it seems like all of the constant frowning is sincere.
 
2013-08-02 06:30:49 PM

BurrisYeltsin: Wolf_Blitzer: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.

Says Wolf Blitzer.


Oh snap.

Why don't you come back when your account is a week old and we'll talk about it.
 
2013-08-02 06:31:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know where I would start

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She may look clean, but....
 
2013-08-02 06:34:43 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

LOL, if I hadn't known already, I learned all I needed to know about Russian media from the Chelyabinsk meteor. The volume of outright fabrication (It was a US missile! Here's the crater with the proof!) crammed into 24 hours was absolutely breathtaking. I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.


Sorry Wolf but, you're comment wasn't in the form of a "tweet", written by someone else,  and is therefore, invalid.
 
2013-08-02 06:36:16 PM
He could talk to the animals, just imagine it,
Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee,
Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah,
What a neat achievement it would be!

en.rian.ru
 
2013-08-02 06:37:12 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Buy a Geiger counter.


and a dosimeter.
 
2013-08-02 06:38:14 PM
Not gonna lie, some of that stuff just makes me want to visit Russia myself.

/Which was the point of TFA
//Beaten with birch rods...kinky
 
2013-08-02 06:39:21 PM

burnvictim: Wolf_Blitzer: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

LOL, if I hadn't known already, I learned all I needed to know about Russian media from the Chelyabinsk meteor. The volume of outright fabrication (It was a US missile! Here's the crater with the proof!) crammed into 24 hours was absolutely breathtaking. I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.

Sorry Wolf but, you're comment wasn't in the form of a "tweet", written by someone else,  and is therefore, invalid.


Do you get paid by the comma or something?
 
2013-08-02 06:41:51 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: burnvictim: Wolf_Blitzer: BurrisYeltsin: 80% of what you hear about Russia in US media is bullshiat, just like everything else you hear in US media.

LOL, if I hadn't known already, I learned all I needed to know about Russian media from the Chelyabinsk meteor. The volume of outright fabrication (It was a US missile! Here's the crater with the proof!) crammed into 24 hours was absolutely breathtaking. I'd be stunned to find a single honest journalist in the whole country.

Sorry Wolf but, you're comment wasn't in the form of a "tweet", written by someone else,  and is therefore, invalid.

Do you get paid by the comma or something?


Again, not a tweet.
 
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