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(The Daily Beast)   Big surprise: SarahPAC is a scam, with most of the money going to fund Sarah Palin's lavish lifestyle. Her donors don't care, either. "I trust her judgment," says one   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 62
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2013-08-02 04:13:48 PM
8 votes:
I'm going to send a $1 donation in the name of Munchma Quchi.
2013-08-02 04:24:28 PM
6 votes:
Sandra Dyberg of Vacaville, California, who gave $201.60 to SarahPAC, said she felt confident in Palin's hiring decisions. "The consultants that she uses are good consultants," she said. "I've done research on them."

Ms. Dyberg must have studied it out.
2013-08-02 04:23:47 PM
6 votes:
"I trust her judgment," says one. "Now hold my beer and watch this."
2013-08-02 04:20:59 PM
5 votes:
That money could go to provide proper health care for dozens of right wing bloggers.
2013-08-02 06:30:53 PM
4 votes:
-------------------------------------->  This way to the Greatest Egress you've ever seen!  -------------------------->
2013-08-02 02:49:07 PM
4 votes:
anything that separates ignorant racists from their money is fine by me. keep it up, Caribou Barbie!
2013-08-02 05:33:32 PM
3 votes:

Mikey1969: Car_Ramrod: Wait, they can't reach under their seat without standing up? That's weird.

Palin's supporters are more like the Honey Boo Boo crowd. They are all built like that mother...


Wait, I think I found an aerial view of the rally.

img109.imageshack.us
2013-08-02 04:39:23 PM
3 votes:

theorellior: FTA: Following requests from a social-media campaign, the former Alaska governor agreed to speak to Republic High's graduating class of 26. According to the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the speech was a big success, as a crowd of 700 assembled to watch Palin speak. All of the graduates found a dollar bill taped under their chair, courtesy of the former vice-presidential candidate, in order to instill the lesson "You gotta get off your butt to make a buck."

Wow, can't you just feel the warm folksy wisdom just spewing forth?


Seems pretty weird to me.  It's a handout AND a participation award.  I thought Sarah types hated those things.
2013-08-03 04:43:08 AM
2 votes:

FatherChaos: Still my favorite thing about Sarah Palin.  Probably NSFW.


I was afraid that might be a Rick-Roll but then I thought "how stupid. Sarah's always gonna give you up. She's always gonna let you down. She's the Anti-Astley!"
2013-08-02 08:27:29 PM
2 votes:

RIDETHEWALRUS: BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

People contribute money to a PAC that I disagree with and when contributors are told of how the PAC spends its money they state that they believe that it is being appropriately spent! Unbelievable, especially in this day and age. Someone should alert the government to make sure that people can't spend money on what they consider appropriate purposes.


BREAKING NEWS!

Sarah Palin will still not sleep with you.
2013-08-02 05:26:02 PM
2 votes:
So basically she's just like Congress, only real difference being she got her money voluntarily.
2013-08-02 05:14:49 PM
2 votes:

theorellior: I found a picture of one of her biggest donors:

[files.doobybrain.com image 500x668]


That picture always cracks me up, just for the look on that woman's face. She could not be prouder to be wearing that shirt. That woman has drained the batteries on her dildo dry, dreaming about Sarah.

I've always wondered though....who's the elf on that guys shirt behind her?
2013-08-02 05:04:49 PM
2 votes:
I found a picture of one of her biggest donors:

files.doobybrain.com
2013-08-02 04:56:39 PM
2 votes:

Nabb1: I find this more sad than outrageous...


Pretend she's a Liberal. You'll be outraged soon enough.
2013-08-02 04:53:00 PM
2 votes:
I'm gonna set up a HackPAC, I swear...
2013-08-02 04:50:30 PM
2 votes:

theorellior: FTA: Following requests from a social-media campaign, the former Alaska governor agreed to speak to Republic High's graduating class of 26. According to the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the speech was a big success, as a crowd of 700 assembled to watch Palin speak. All of the graduates found a dollar bill taped under their chair, courtesy of the former vice-presidential candidate, in order to instill the lesson "You gotta get off your butt to make a buck."

Wow, can't you just feel the warm folksy wisdom just spewing forth?


Ironically, I make multiple times the median wage in my county at a desk job, sitting on my butt all day.

/Check Mate, Palin.
2013-08-02 04:13:37 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: I wonder what it even does or claims to do?


Increases and advances the American freedoms and like such as.
2013-08-02 03:01:29 PM
2 votes:
Like there was any question of the intellectual capacity of her followers?

/something, something fool, money... something
2013-08-03 06:38:27 PM
1 votes:

Stoker: Yet at the same time these fools are writing checks, they are biatchin' to everyone that the poor minorities are sucking them dry.


FTFY. Poor REPUBLICANS are just victims of circumstance/Obama, so their social security and welfare are entirely justified. It's those "urban" poor people that are the problem!
2013-08-03 08:44:13 AM
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2013-08-03 07:58:09 AM
1 votes:

TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.


That's overselling it a bit. She's the middle age evolution of the cheerleader who convinces the nerdy loser to do her homework for her, claiming she'll one day let him play with her boobs.
2013-08-03 01:34:42 AM
1 votes:
Sandra Dyberg of Vacaville, California, who gave $201.60 to SarahPAC, said she felt confident in Palin's hiring decisions. "The consultants that she uses are good consultants," she said. "I've done research on them."

Study it out!

Steve Auvil of Macungie, Pennsylvania, who donated $250, said this kind of consultant-class largesse was par for the course: "Come on, get real. How much of the DNC's money goes to consultants?"

Both sides are bad!
2013-08-03 12:40:53 AM
1 votes:
I think she is spending it all on tacos.
2013-08-02 11:46:59 PM
1 votes:

moralpanic: [img200.imageshack.us image 370x345]


Those guys have it made.


/soooooooo made
2013-08-02 11:31:34 PM
1 votes:
I have decided to start my own political organization with the single goal to fleece rubes out of their money, I shall call it FudgePAC.
2013-08-02 10:08:20 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:
If SarahPAC were a publicly traded company, its shareholders would be revolting.

What do they mean "would be"?
2013-08-02 09:59:41 PM
1 votes:

Delay: The entire Democrat party GOP is a scam. The Democrats Republicans are farking up the House everything in the observable universe, given the chance they will fark up everything in the observable universe a second time, just to show the first time wasn't an accident the Senate and then the presidency move on to farking up everything in other universes of this multiverse. SarahPAC Hillary is sniper fire small tits on a big fat stinky error tarmac in Bosnia.


FTFY
2013-08-02 08:13:20 PM
1 votes:
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

People contribute money to a PAC that I disagree with and when contributors are told of how the PAC spends its money they state that they believe that it is being appropriately spent! Unbelievable, especially in this day and age. Someone should alert the government to make sure that people can't spend money on what they consider appropriate purposes.
2013-08-02 07:15:36 PM
1 votes:
jayhawk88: I've always wondered though....who's the elf on that guys shirt behind her?

I've always suspected it's the platinum blonde from the public demonstration/humiliation scene in A Clockwork Orange.
2013-08-02 06:15:18 PM
1 votes:

moralpanic: [img200.imageshack.us image 370x345]


Anyone with decent Photoshop skills willing to add in a pole and raining dollar bills in that picture?
2013-08-02 06:03:02 PM
1 votes:

moralpanic: [img200.imageshack.us image 370x345]


A Lannister always pays his debts, and on that day Tyrion lamented how much he owed.
2013-08-02 05:46:51 PM
1 votes:
Yeah Thats the way to go.

Make sure your supporters are armed to the teeth. Talk up the "2nd Amendment Solutions".

Then steal from them.

Brilliant!
2013-08-02 05:36:17 PM
1 votes:
Despite its stated purpose of supporting like-minded candidates, it donated to only one-giving $5,000 to Jason Smith, a conservative Republican backed by the NRA and pro-life groups who won a special election in Missouri's Eighth Congressional District in June by a margin of 67-27.

Sarah "Kingmaker" Palin is batting 1.000, libs. No wonder you're afraid of her.
2013-08-02 05:32:07 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: theorellior: FTA: Following requests from a social-media campaign, the former Alaska governor agreed to speak to Republic High's graduating class of 26. According to the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the speech was a big success, as a crowd of 700 assembled to watch Palin speak. All of the graduates found a dollar bill taped under their chair, courtesy of the former vice-presidential candidate, in order to instill the lesson "You gotta get off your butt to make a buck."

Wow, can't you just feel the warm folksy wisdom just spewing forth?

Wait, they can't reach under their seat without standing up? That's weird.

/doing it right now


It's harder to do when you're confined to a hoverround and morbidly obese.
2013-08-02 05:28:39 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: theorellior: I found a picture of one of her biggest donors:

[files.doobybrain.com image 500x668]

I've seen this before, and aside from the weird alien on the guy's shirt I just noticed that whoever designed the Sarah shirt was going for a red-white-blue motif... and using Sarah's face as the "white". That's both hilarious and awful.


♫ Three cheers for the red, beige, and blue! ♪
2013-08-02 05:25:40 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.

No, it just takes ballsiness and a complete lack of shame.


And the total lack of a soul.
2013-08-02 05:19:32 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: She's really not much better than a televangelist.


that's exactly what she is. same audience too.
2013-08-02 05:13:50 PM
1 votes:
I'll be over here, ready to start laughing at Palin's big run at 2016 that'll get cancelled in 2015.
2013-08-02 05:10:02 PM
1 votes:

TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.


No, it just takes ballsiness and a complete lack of shame.
2013-08-02 05:08:23 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: I found a picture of one of her biggest donors:

[files.doobybrain.com image 500x668]


hideyourarms.com
2013-08-02 05:07:39 PM
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: I bet there's a $26 line item on her speaking engagement invoice for this.


BENDY STRAWS
2013-08-02 05:00:59 PM
1 votes:
 "I trust her judgment and her record,"

What this means is that he knows she will never actually spend ALL of his money, otherwise known s "finishing".
2013-08-02 05:00:04 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: I find this more sad than outrageous. She's really not much better than a televangelist.


Come on! There's still time for her to run out of money, turn to porn in desperation, descend into a drug habit and live with Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan in a tower of fail that can be seen from orbit!
2013-08-02 04:55:52 PM
1 votes:
Tebaggers are merely slaves on Palin's plantation.
2013-08-02 04:51:37 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.

Keep in mind, in previous years the single greatest expense her PAC had was purchasing books.  Directly from Sarah Palin's private publisher.


You expect them to go through Costco and lose some of the cut? Just because they lack ethics and morals doesn't make them stupid.
2013-08-02 04:45:26 PM
1 votes:

TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.


Keep in mind, in previous years the single greatest expense her PAC had was purchasing books.  Directly from Sarah Palin's private publisher.
2013-08-02 04:43:50 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Wow, can't you just feel the warm folksy wisdom just spewing forth?


Also, like most of Sarah's pearls of wisdom, it smells like ass.
2013-08-02 04:43:30 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: theorellior: FTA: Following requests from a social-media campaign, the former Alaska governor agreed to speak to Republic High's graduating class of 26. According to the Spokane Spokesman-Review, the speech was a big success, as a crowd of 700 assembled to watch Palin speak. All of the graduates found a dollar bill taped under their chair, courtesy of the former vice-presidential candidate, in order to instill the lesson "You gotta get off your butt to make a buck."

Wow, can't you just feel the warm folksy wisdom just spewing forth?

Seems pretty weird to me.  It's a handout AND a participation award.  I thought Sarah types hated those things.


I'm not sure.  Let me check what's written on her palm.
2013-08-02 04:42:50 PM
1 votes:

TFerWannaBe: My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.


No it doesn't. It just takes people that are dumber than you.
2013-08-02 04:40:07 PM
1 votes:

dragonfire77: Let it go...the more attention she thinks she's getting, the more she talks....The more she talks, the more she convinces herself she's always right and entitled to whatever she wants...when she does that, she gets in front of the camera and embarrasses herself...The more she embarrasses herself the more attention she thinks she's getting....

It just never stops.  The only way to get her to shut up is to ignore her.


No way! Sarah is actually doing us a service - she demonstrates what's wrong with the GOP, separates suckers from money they would otherwise spend on viable Republican candidates, and provides endless hours of free entertainment.
2013-08-02 04:37:52 PM
1 votes:
My estimation of Palin's intellect has increased. Fleecing rubes probably isn't that hard, but surely doing it so thoroughly requires some greater than average intelligence.
2013-08-02 04:37:39 PM
1 votes:

dragonfire77: Let it go...the more attention she thinks she's getting, the more she talks....The more she talks, the more she convinces herself she's always right and entitled to whatever she wants...when she does that, she gets in front of the camera and embarrasses herself...The more she embarrasses herself the more attention she thinks she's getting....

It just never stops.  The only way to get her to shut up is to ignore her.


Given that she's diverting money that might otherwise go into a real race, I think I want to hear her speak more.
2013-08-02 04:35:28 PM
1 votes:
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, grifters gotta grift.
2013-08-02 04:33:58 PM
1 votes:
On the plus side, at least it keeps them from spending money on conservative causes that might actually influence elections.
2013-08-02 04:33:46 PM
1 votes:

codergirl42: What exactly are these consultants? Hair consultants? Wardrobe coordinators? PR firms? If she's not investing in political candidates they aren't political consultants.


Bristol Palin.
2013-08-02 04:33:44 PM
1 votes:
Also, water is wet and farts are often smelly.
2013-08-02 04:31:39 PM
1 votes:
What exactly are these consultants? Hair consultants? Wardrobe coordinators? PR firms? If she's not investing in political candidates they aren't political consultants.
2013-08-02 04:30:08 PM
1 votes:
that's it i'm starting a Super PAC..not sure what its going to support, but i figure if i just make sure I drop the words "socialism" "muslim" "real American" and "praise jesus" it will make me money.  Anyone know if the Kochs are looking to fund a "reformed" liberal who found the bible of John Calvin?
2013-08-02 04:23:12 PM
1 votes:
God bless America!
2013-08-02 03:36:06 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Absolutely nothing should happen to her. I am perfectly fine with this arrangement.


I too am full in favor of processes that increases the distances between currency and fools that possess it.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-02 03:32:34 PM
1 votes:
I would really prefer it go to that than to anything that will help people like her get elected.
2013-08-02 03:26:19 PM
1 votes:
Absolutely nothing should happen to her. I am perfectly fine with this arrangement.
 
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