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(Huffington Post)   Sometimes the cure is just as bad as the problem. Like when you have to wear a metal colander on your head to protect yourself from seagull attacks   ( divider line
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4617 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Aug 2013 at 1:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-02 02:21:44 PM  
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"...while an attack on an adult is bad, it's another thing with a child," Wilson said.

So an attack on a child is...good?
2013-08-02 02:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, have some!
2013-08-02 02:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
I have a cousin who swears birds attack her. Guess who's getting a metal colander for Christmas!
2013-08-02 01:55:59 PM  
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2013-08-02 01:52:47 PM  
1 vote:
A couple of alka seltzers would solve this problem.
2013-08-02 01:45:48 PM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't that strain your neck?
2013-08-02 01:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she's a member of the Church of FSM.
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