If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Action News Jacksonville)   "Biatch set me up"   (actionnewsjax.com) divider line 38
    More: Florida, sexual predator  
•       •       •

7513 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Aug 2013 at 12:17 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



38 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-02 12:13:09 PM
 
2013-08-02 12:16:49 PM
www.actionnewsjax.com

That image will haunt me for the rest of my life.

/curls up with teddy bear and rocks back and forth.
 
2013-08-02 12:19:26 PM
Chemical castration would actually be a kindness to this guy.
 
2013-08-02 12:19:39 PM
i.imgur.com

Thanks, subs.
 
2013-08-02 12:21:38 PM
Your wiring must be really f'd up if your sexual preferences are little kids and dogs.
 
2013-08-02 12:22:54 PM

happydude45: Your wiring must be really f'd up if your sexual preferences are little kids and dogs.


You just described most of the population of 4chan in a nutshell.
 
2013-08-02 12:22:54 PM

FrancoFile: Chemical castration would actually be a kindness to this guy.


Why couldn't he passed out and have the dog gnaw off his testicles ?
 
2013-08-02 12:23:03 PM
He's got 99 problems but a biatch ain't one.
 
2013-08-02 12:24:12 PM

FrancoFile: Chemical castration would actually be a kindness to this guy.


I suggest dipping his nutsack in hydrofluoric acid as the method.
 
2013-08-02 12:24:56 PM
Woof means woof
 
2013-08-02 12:25:02 PM
Special Victim's detectives were then called in to investigate.


Law & Order: SVU K-9 Unit.
 
2013-08-02 12:25:58 PM
At least it wasn't in front of a day care
 
2013-08-02 12:25:58 PM
From an update: This not-at-all-creepy-looking bespectacled gent you see here was arrested twice in the past week for having sex with two different dogs, with one other dog possibly awaiting the man's amorous advances.

www.actionnewsjax.com
Sit....and wait for my command.  There's plenty of me to go around
 
2013-08-02 12:28:00 PM
This is...I just...what the, how could... It doesn't even...you don't...they... This guy...I...it...he...

Oh fark it, I can't even...what the shiat, man.
 
2013-08-02 12:29:12 PM
I laughed out lout, subby.
 
2013-08-02 12:29:51 PM
*loud - doh.
 
2013-08-02 12:30:21 PM
damn. if the guy can't be put away permanently (insane asylum style) then cut off his junk. there's no excuse for this cruelty.
 
2013-08-02 12:30:58 PM
now i have the log theme song in my  head

thanks a lot, fark

/what rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, has sex with your neighbors' dog?
 
2013-08-02 12:31:39 PM
Well, he did sort of learn a lesson in prison. Don't fark little kids. That's a partial win, right?
 
2013-08-02 12:32:31 PM
i2.wp.com
 
2013-08-02 12:35:04 PM
This state bothers me. I need a statectomy. Anyone have a spot for a fuzzy farker and his brood somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon, or west of Texas?
 
2013-08-02 12:35:29 PM

Molavian: He's got 99 problems but and a biatch ain't is one.

 
2013-08-02 12:39:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

 
Maybe NSFW, no nudity, but...wow.
 
2013-08-02 12:42:34 PM

poorjon: Molavian: He's got 99 problems but and a biatch ain't is one

two.
 
2013-08-02 12:43:14 PM

loki see loki do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

 
Maybe NSFW, no nudity, but...wow.


ATTENTION BEAR F*CKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE!?
 
2013-08-02 12:44:05 PM
She can rely on her old man's money.
 
2013-08-02 12:44:30 PM

Molavian: He's got 99 problems but a biatch ain't one.


You've got 99 problems and biatches
i2.cdnds.net
are all of them
 
2013-08-02 12:49:40 PM

loki see loki do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

 
Maybe NSFW, no nudity, but...wow.


wut
WUT
stop it
THAT'S TERRIBLE STOP IT
 
2013-08-02 12:52:10 PM

uncleacid: She can rely on her old man's money.


Goddammit so much.

I have to go find that song now.
 
2013-08-02 12:54:33 PM
He cant get his own dog? By the look of him he would just cheat on her anyway.
 
2013-08-02 12:57:07 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-02 12:58:51 PM
This is a better headline than the other thread about this case, but the first thread was funnier.
 
2013-08-02 01:06:38 PM

groppet: He cant get his own dog? By the look of him he would just cheat on her anyway.


Read the linked article posted up the thread. He was arrested again Thursday for having sex with one of his own dogs.
 
2013-08-02 01:15:35 PM
Upon being taken into custody and questioned, he was asked if it was a male or female dog.  His reply, "Female, of course!  What do you think I am..a pervert?"
 
2013-08-02 01:26:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: He was arrested again Thursday for having sex with one of his own dogs.


ok, I understand having sex with your neighbor's dog is a property crime, but what is this country coming to when you can't have sex with your own dog in the privacy of your own home or a modestly priced rental beach bungalo?
 
2013-08-02 01:31:04 PM
if he'd used more lube he wouldn't have gotten caught
 
2013-08-02 02:03:11 PM
Hi.
 
2013-08-02 02:22:12 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Stare contest!
 
Displayed 38 of 38 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report