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(Huffington Post)   It must be a day ending in a "Y", the house GOP is scheduling a vote to repeal Obamacare   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 201
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2013-08-02 01:17:58 PM
This will surely generate more jobs and stimulate the economy.

Assholes.
 
2013-08-02 01:21:26 PM
Laser like focus on jobs!
 
2013-08-02 01:25:15 PM
Republicans aren't very bright, are they?
 
2013-08-02 01:27:29 PM
farking children. If this were a Jr High Civics class these choads would get D-s at best. And they all make 6 figures and have people drive them places and disappear hookers for them.
 
2013-08-02 01:27:44 PM
I heard that once they get to 100 failed votes everybody gets a free sundae at Baskin-Robbins.
 
2013-08-02 01:37:55 PM
I'd call them Don Quixotes but they probably think he's a dirty illegal immigrant
 
2013-08-02 01:48:27 PM

BunkoSquad: I'd call them Don Quixotes but they probably think he's a dirty illegal immigrant


Plus he was dreaming of a world where people are actually MORE noble
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-08-02 01:52:12 PM
Keep on farking that chicken....
 
2013-08-02 01:59:36 PM
i49.tinypic.com
F*cking imbeciles
 
2013-08-02 02:05:49 PM
Hey, it was announced unemployment is down to 7.4%.  Let the GOP keep engaging in this exercise in futility.  Maybe we're better off without them messing with jobs.
 
2013-08-02 02:25:49 PM
When no one was looking, House Republicans
tried forty times to repeal Obamacare. The tried 40 times.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
 
2013-08-02 02:38:27 PM
The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.
 
2013-08-02 02:45:46 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


And when it's not the disaster, you won't be saying, "I guess I was wrong." You'll just avoid the topic and biatch about something else.
 
2013-08-02 02:45:58 PM

BunkoSquad: I'd call them Don Quixotes but they probably think he's a dirty illegal immigrant


Also Don Quixote was a man who believed in honor and chivalry (which was one of the things that got him screwed over).

Calling them Don Quixote's is an insult to Don Quixote.
 
2013-08-02 02:46:20 PM
BAWK BAWK MEANS NO

But seriously, how about those lower premiums because of the exchanges? Or that pre-existing condition you can get covered? Obama really farked this one up, guys. People might actually get health care.
 
2013-08-02 02:46:21 PM
I am glad they are not wasting taxpayer money on something that has no chance of passing. *rolls eyes*

Republicans hate poor people.
 
2013-08-02 02:46:57 PM

DarwiOdrade: When no one was looking, House Republicans
tried forty times to repeal Obamacare. The tried 40 times.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.


Is entrenched belligerent dumbassery a superpower?  They sure make it seem that way.

/Yes, I know Lex Luthor didn't have superpowers.
 
2013-08-02 02:47:38 PM
I thought they gave up on that when the dead horse became nothing but powder.
 
2013-08-02 02:48:00 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


Tell me more who being able to qualify for medicaid will be a disaster for me.
 
2013-08-02 02:49:16 PM
I guess all the Post Offices have been named and we have run out of thing to name after Reagan.

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


Just like Social Security & Medicare.
 
2013-08-02 02:49:16 PM
Have to up their game if they want to hit 100.
 
2013-08-02 02:49:18 PM

Mugato: farking children. If this were a Jr High Civics class these choads would get D-s at best. And they all make 6 figures and have people drive them places and disappear hookers for them.


Call girls!

/when they're dead, they're just hookers.
 
2013-08-02 02:50:01 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


In 20 years the GOP will be claiming credit for it.
 
2013-08-02 02:50:04 PM
But wait!

I thought the Farklibs on Fark.com told me that the GOP had given up on repealing ObamaCare and that we should expect "mass suicides"???
 
2013-08-02 02:50:43 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


By actually providing insurance to everyone who would normally not have insurance and actually reducing the cost of the insurance? By actually saving lives but not letting the insurance companies deny someone based on their illness and preexisting conditions?

I have not seen or heard any rational or truthful reason that the ACA will fail. Virtually all of the naysayers spout things that are at best half true and at worst, complete and total lies.
 
2013-08-02 02:51:02 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: BAWK BAWK MEANS NO


Only if it is legitimate.
 
2013-08-02 02:51:30 PM

All2morrowsparTs: I guess all the Post Offices have been named and we have run out of thing to name after Reagan.

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.

Just like Social Security & Medicare.


Yep.
 
2013-08-02 02:51:40 PM

Dog Welder: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.

In 20 years the GOP will be claiming credit for it again.


They took credit when it was working in MA but before Obamacare.
 
2013-08-02 02:51:41 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


How convenient for you to claim victory based on some speculative and undetermined future outcome for which you'll never be held responsible.

Smells like concern trolling.
 
2013-08-02 02:52:11 PM

A Terrible Human: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.

Tell me more who how being able to qualify for medicaid will be a disaster for me.


FTFM
 
2013-08-02 02:52:19 PM

Dog Welder: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.

In 20 years the GOP will be claiming credit for it.


Only fair since it was really their idea to begin with.
 
2013-08-02 02:52:34 PM

Diogenes: Hey, it was announced unemployment is down to 7.4%.  Let the GOP keep engaging in this exercise in futility.  Maybe we're better off without them messing with jobs.


We could have it around 5 or 6 if they hadn't been farking around to begin with!
 
2013-08-02 02:52:58 PM

Aristocles: But wait!

I thought the Farklibs on Fark.com told me that the GOP had given up on repealing ObamaCare and that we should expect "mass suicides"???


Cry more!
 
2013-08-02 02:52:59 PM
I would facepalm but the GOP has caused me to facepalm so many times my doctor has advised me to top due to risk of permanent brain injury and joining the GOP.
 
2013-08-02 02:53:56 PM
So tired of this shiat.
 
2013-08-02 02:54:13 PM
Why does everyone insist on responding to Aristocles? This is why Drew gave us ignore lists.
 
2013-08-02 02:55:40 PM

Dog Welder: Mugato: farking children. If this were a Jr High Civics class these choads would get D-s at best. And they all make 6 figures and have people drive them places and disappear hookers for them.

Call girls!

/when they're dead, they're just hookers.


Thanks Sterling...
 
2013-08-02 02:55:45 PM

A Terrible Human: Tell me more who being able to qualify for medicaid will be a disaster for me.


It won't be a disaster for you but with more sick people like you in the emergency room then I might have to wait 10 more minutes to see my doctor.
 
2013-08-02 02:56:52 PM

Muta: A Terrible Human: Tell me more who being able to qualify for medicaid will be a disaster for me.

It won't be a disaster for you but with more sick people like you in the emergency room then I might have to wait 10 more minutes to see my doctor.


That should be offset by less people with the sniffles going to the ER because they otherwise couldn't see a doctor.
 
2013-08-02 02:57:10 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.

Well, you have such an awesome track record on predictions...

 
2013-08-02 02:57:24 PM
Happy 40th Repeal Obamacare Vote Day!
 
2013-08-02 02:58:59 PM
After the 50TH repeal vote -- sometime next week, I'm guessing -- Olapa and Enkai will descend from the Kenyan sky and reclaim Obama back to his homeland.

Then Enkai will pause and hover over the White House. Suddenly a Stryper song will thunder across the city, Jim Ross will scream "Bah Gaw King, that's Jesus' music" and Enkai will tear off his robes to reveal that he IS Jesus! John McNaughton will not be able to paint fast enough so Jesus will grant him the Power of Bob Ross.

Then Jesus will nod and suddenly the White House lawn will be strewn with abandoned Dodge Ram pickups and ill-maintained snowmobiles and the doors of the White House will open to reveal, resplendent in blinding white Carhartt, President Sarah Palin!

(yeah, I posted this in another thread earlier. It's Friday. I'm lazy.)
 
2013-08-02 02:59:07 PM
This needs to be pushed in every poor derpers face until they figure it out: the GOP does not care about them.

Sure, some of you will say that a derpin' derper wont understand, but some of them it might...might just dawn on them.

But the message needs to get out so that a lot of these scumbags are voted out of office.  It just kills me to think they get set up after they leave office, yet we have more poor fookers than ever these days.  America has turned to shiat.
 
2013-08-02 02:59:16 PM

SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.


I know you're a troll, but hell.

That explains the first vote.  Maybe even the first ten votes.

But how do you explain the next few dozen?  At some point you have to admit they're just wasting money.

How can any fiscal conservative defend deliberately wasting tens of millions of dollars of tax payers money?  They could have cut the taxes of a single rich person with that money, or bought the military FOUR Apache attack helicopters to help defend our nation, or the coast guard a couple Seahawks to defend our boarders.

Why intentionally waste tens of millions of dollars on something that has ZERO return value?

See, this is why I know you're a liberal pretending to be a conservative.  Only a farking liberal piece of shiat like you would cheer the wasting out money stolen from us like this.
 
2013-08-02 02:59:24 PM
Didnt they just say the other day they were gonna stop this shiat? I gave up reading most of these articles (repeal Obummercare articles) a long time ago, but I thought that was the headline
 
2013-08-02 03:00:28 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.
Well, you have such an awesome track record on predictions...


hahahah, in a thread about how wrong Nate Silver was going to be no less.
 
2013-08-02 03:00:58 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.
Well, you have such an awesome track record on predictions...


That is just a whole lot of awesome in that comeback. Did you save it for a rainy day or do you trot that out often

/seriously
 
2013-08-02 03:00:59 PM
Meh.  Call me when they get to 50; I'll be outraged then.
 
2013-08-02 03:02:26 PM

Piizzadude: Didnt they just say the other day they were gonna stop this shiat? I gave up reading most of these articles (repeal Obummercare articles) a long time ago, but I thought that was the headline


Rule #1. The GOP lies. A lot.
 
2013-08-02 03:03:32 PM

HotWingConspiracy: A Dark Evil Omen: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.
Well, you have such an awesome track record on predictions...

hahahah, in a thread about how wrong Nate Silver was going to be no less.


EVERYTHING was perfect about that thread.

Piizzadude: A Dark Evil Omen: SlothB77: The sad part is you guys will be the same people complaining that nobody tried to repeal this thing before it went into effect in ten years when it becomes the disaster it is expected to be.
Well, you have such an awesome track record on predictions...

That is just a whole lot of awesome in that comeback. Did you save it for a rainy day or do you trot that out often

/seriously


I have him farkied with the link. Any time Kreskin there ttrots out his prognostication ability I like to remind him and everyone else how much of a farking embarrassment he really is.
 
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