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(Runner's World)   Could Lindsay Lohan become a "great runner"? Well, we already know she's doping   (runnersworld.com ) divider line
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2013-08-02 09:18:59 AM  
Never happen - her tits will keep smacking her in the face...... would pay a small amount to watch that happen....
 
2013-08-02 09:46:19 AM  
Drug runner?  Sure.
 
2013-08-02 10:02:07 AM  
I'd love to see her pull her act together, get in terrific shape, and do porn.
 
2013-08-02 10:06:50 AM  

R.A.Danny: I'd love to see her pull her act together, get in terrific shape, and do porn.


LOL.  Snuck up on me.  Nice.
 
2013-08-02 10:15:46 AM  
should try cycling.... they already have the best dope and the worst testing procedures
 
2013-08-02 10:19:09 AM  
Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.
 
2013-08-02 10:58:55 AM  

Diogenes: Drug runner?  Sure.


Done in two.
 
2013-08-02 12:09:01 PM  
Only if her bisexual Israeli junkie enablers let her.
 
2013-08-02 12:10:50 PM  
Recovering addicts do happen to make great runners. It gives them something to really focus on, and the adrenaline high is very addictive, enough so as to typically replace the craving for their previous fix.
 
2013-08-02 12:13:33 PM  

LordZorch: Never happen - her tits will keep smacking her in the face...... would pay a small amount to watch that happen....


Which would cause her great pain, which would get her hooked again.

/See, exercise is unhealthy.
 
2013-08-02 12:14:43 PM  
I've always thought that getting into running/tris/general endurance events would be a smart move for a celebrity that is sincerely trying to beat a drug habit. It has its own preparatory rituals to focus on, delivers a comparable chemical high, and is the kind of thing you can obsess over just as much, albeit in a good way. And the bonus is, instead of destroying your body, it puts you in even better shape for getting more work. And it's cheaper.

I suppose it takes a little more discipline to go run a 10K every day than it does to go snort a couple of lines, but everything requires some sacrifices.
 
2013-08-02 12:17:14 PM  
Runner?  Yep, she can and has run trains.
 
2013-08-02 12:29:50 PM  

LordZorch: Never happen - her tits will keep smacking her in the face...... would pay a small amount to watch that happen....


Pft please, while her tits are decent sized, they just aren't big enough to flop her in the face while she's running.

CSB: While I was in the military I knew a girl that would damn near give herself black eyes with her tits if she tried to run all out, even when she was wearing a sports bra. Her tits were much bigger looking than Lohan's.
 
2013-08-02 12:32:03 PM  

coeyagi: Runner?  Yep, she can and has run trains.


winner!
 
2013-08-02 12:39:44 PM  

R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.


Dead?
 
2013-08-02 12:40:58 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Recovering addicts do happen to make great runners.  It gives them something to really focus on, and the adrenaline high is very addictive, enough so as to typically replace the craving for their previous fix.


I think that's true of any exercise regiment. GIves them something else to get addicted to. Kind of like how Duff McKagen started taking Tae Kwon Do while he was trying to get sober and ended up becoming a blackbelt.
 
2013-08-02 12:44:26 PM  

eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?


If I catch her.
 
2013-08-02 12:49:29 PM  

Uzzah: I've always thought that getting into running/tris/general endurance events would be a smart move for a celebrity that is sincerely trying to beat a drug habit. It has its own preparatory rituals to focus on, delivers a comparable chemical high, and is the kind of thing you can obsess over just as much, albeit in a good way. And the bonus is, instead of destroying your body, it puts you in even better shape for getting more work. And it's cheaper.

I suppose it takes a little more discipline to go run a 10K every day than it does to go snort a couple of lines, but everything requires some sacrifices.


As someone who is trying to lose weight by jogging/running and as someone who has done drugs in the past. Drugs are MUCH more fun. I don't get a high from running. I get sweaty and winded
 
2013-08-02 12:49:42 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Here's hoping she can get back into shape.

I'll be pulling for her (if you know what I mean)
 
2013-08-02 12:52:54 PM  
She certainly is a grating cunner.
 
2013-08-02 12:56:49 PM  

R.A.Danny: eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?

If I catch her.


This is me backing away slowly from would be rapist-murderer R.A.Danny...
 
2013-08-02 12:59:08 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: R.A.Danny: eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?

If I catch her.

This is me backing away slowly from would be rapist-murderer R.A.Danny...


Like that's rare on Fark.
 
2013-08-02 01:03:34 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: R.A.Danny: eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?

If I catch her.

This is me backing away slowly from would be rapist-murderer R.A.Danny...

Like that's rare on Fark.


Which thing, people backing away from R.A. Danny or R.A. Danny raping and then murdering people? Cause I imagine if more people did the first thing, you probably wouldn't have so much of the second thing.
 
2013-08-02 01:03:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: R.A.Danny: eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?

If I catch her.

This is me backing away slowly from would be rapist-murderer R.A.Danny...

Like that's rare on Fark.


They usually back away quite quickly
 
2013-08-02 01:18:26 PM  
 
2013-08-02 01:26:40 PM  

YodaBlues: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: R.A.Danny: eagles95: R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.

Dead?

If I catch her.

This is me backing away slowly from would be rapist-murderer R.A.Danny...

Like that's rare on Fark.

Which thing, people backing away from R.A. Danny or R.A. Danny raping and then murdering people? Cause I imagine if more people did the first thing, you probably wouldn't have so much of the second thing.



img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-08-02 01:27:12 PM  
There's an alternate universe somewhere, where Lohan didn't go into acting and instead got a track-and-field scholarship for some Big East school.  And in that universe, Fark was destroyed the day of the Beijing Olympic trials when Lohan and Allison Stokke squared off in the pole-vaulting finals.
 
2013-08-02 01:28:36 PM  

R.A.Danny: Maybe if I stqart chasing her with a raging hard-on. She'd be motherfarking Flo Jo.



This man would like to tell you about his policy.
 
2013-08-02 01:30:58 PM  
Let's try this again.


He has a policy. Let him show you.
 
2013-08-02 01:31:45 PM  
ah, fark it.
 
2013-08-02 01:45:05 PM  
Her nose has been a great runner for years.
 
2013-08-02 02:05:12 PM  
Kneel before Lohan's boobs!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-02 02:08:58 PM  

Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW


Disappoint how?  She's actually naked in them  and she's shot straight on (not from an angle so as to obscure)  and nothing else is blocking the nakedness (no hair, elbows, knees, pasties obscured by an elbow, etc), and it isnt a body double,i.e., she's actually naked.  Hell, I'd go so far as to add that during her intimate scenes she actually took off her shirt and bra.  Every actress that has played a "stripper" or "nympho" or otherwise has a scene that called for nudity, or was in a movie that claimed a "nude" scene that was anything but, could take a lesson from this.  I'm talking to you Aniston, Kunis, Bell, Fox, Aniston, Sakoff, Seifreid, Portman, and Aniston1.

1She's a multi-multi-time offender.
 
2013-08-02 02:21:42 PM  
It's the Year of the Woman ... again!  Dream killers suck!!
 
2013-08-02 03:10:46 PM  

Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW


Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.
 
2013-08-02 03:31:18 PM  

SandmanEsq: Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW

Disappoint how?  She's actually naked in them  and she's shot straight on (not from an angle so as to obscure)  and nothing else is blocking the nakedness (no hair, elbows, knees, pasties obscured by an elbow, etc), and it isnt a body double,i.e., she's actually naked.  Hell, I'd go so far as to add that during her intimate scenes she actually took off her shirt and bra.  Every actress that has played a "stripper" or "nympho" or otherwise has a scene that called for nudity, or was in a movie that claimed a "nude" scene that was anything but, could take a lesson from this.  I'm talking to you Aniston, Kunis, Bell, Fox, Aniston, Sakoff, Seifreid, Portman, and Aniston1.

1She's a multi-multi-time offender.


The lighting is terrible. I'll grant you Lindsay Lohan has nothing to do with that, and frankly she did her job here. However the poor lighting and color, seriously one scene has her completely orange, almost ruin the shots.
 
2013-08-02 03:34:26 PM  

Torqueknot: Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.


Theres a few more pics. i only linked to three of them. here are the others:

http://www.egotastic.com/2013/08/lindsay-lohan-topless-flowing-funba gs -in-the-canyons/
 
2013-08-02 03:56:08 PM  

Cheater71: Torqueknot: Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Theres a few more pics. i only linked to three of them. here are the others:

http://www.egotastic.com/2013/08/lindsay-lohan-topless-flowing-funba gs -in-the-canyons/


Fapfapfap...fap?

No offense, but could you look away? This is weird enough as it is and I really can't finish with you staring at me like that.

Creep.
 
2013-08-02 04:19:26 PM  

Cheater71: Torqueknot: Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Theres a few more pics. i only linked to three of them. here are the others:

http://www.egotastic.com/2013/08/lindsay-lohan-topless-flowing-funba gs -in-the-canyons/


I read that URL as "blowing funbags in the canyons" and was like, "Who's Funbags?"
 
2013-08-02 04:21:41 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Cheater71: Torqueknot: Cheater71: The Canyons is out. Her newest nude scenes disappoint as much as the other ones did.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-07/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-03/full-size/

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-topless-screencaps-in- th e-canyons-2013/lindsay-lohan-topless-in-the-canyons-2013-01/full-size/

NSFW

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Right click. Save.

Theres a few more pics. i only linked to three of them. here are the others:

http://www.egotastic.com/2013/08/lindsay-lohan-topless-flowing-funba gs -in-the-canyons/

I read that URL as "blowing funbags in the canyons" and was like, "Who's Funbags?"


And why are you blowing her canyons?
 
2013-08-02 09:10:31 PM  

Cheater71: seriously one scene has her completely orange,


"Hu hu grrrr.... Stampa stampa!"

www.celebritiesheight.com
 
2013-08-02 09:21:37 PM  
Runners are born, not made.  Don't tarnish my sport!!!1

/Kidding, mostly
 
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