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(The Smoking Gun)   "I want to say one thing to the American people. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Cretu"   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Corina Cretu, Colin Powell, Candace Bushnell, Carl Bernstein, Yahoo Mail, John Doerr, secretary of states, Bush family  
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2013-08-02 01:36:19 AM  
i would
 
2013-08-02 06:52:37 AM  
Me too. Will we get banned?
 
2013-08-02 08:01:52 AM  
Cretu barada nikto, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-08-02 08:17:28 AM  
Well, you should have.
 
2013-08-02 08:19:49 AM  

johnryan51: Me too. Will we get banned?


Sign me up as well.

Her, in a set of chaps and wearing a police helmet, bowl of pudding in one hand and a leash in the other, saying "Who is a naughty boy, then?" Yes please!

...err... what? I can't be the only one.
 
2013-08-02 08:20:15 AM  
He found no yellowcake from Africa, but he did find poundcake from Romania.
 
2013-08-02 08:20:28 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Not bad.
 
2013-08-02 08:20:38 AM  

unchellmatt: johnryan51: Me too. Will we get banned?

Sign me up as well.

Her, in a set of chaps and wearing a police helmet, bowl of pudding in one hand and a leash in the other, saying "Who is a naughty boy, then?" Yes please!

...err... what? I can't be the only one.


You are not.
 
2013-08-02 08:21:37 AM  
Colin, you ol' dog.   I'd have hit it too. :)
 
2013-08-02 08:24:31 AM  
Hell yes.  Plus, he's 76, he deserves any he gets.
 
2013-08-02 08:24:36 AM  
"Once you break it, you bone it."
 
2013-08-02 08:27:45 AM  
For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

i42.tinypic.com

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.
 
2013-08-02 08:27:45 AM  
The derp is strong in those comments....
 
2013-08-02 08:28:38 AM  
I wonder if she'd wear a strapless dress and call me "Boris, dahling"?
 
2013-08-02 08:28:51 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.


That dress appears to be breaking the laws of physics.
 
2013-08-02 08:33:41 AM  
It's Friday. Let the hot Romanian thread begin.
 
2013-08-02 08:34:39 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It's Friday. Let the hot Romanian thread begin.


It is decided
 
2013-08-02 08:35:56 AM  
Carn Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.

That dress appears to be breaking the laws of physics.


I'm guessing there's some 3M adhesive in play. Which reminds me. Last week, I was in a nice, local breasturant when this lithesome waitress in a plunging top suffered some glue failure. My man card insisted that I share that with you.
 
2013-08-02 08:36:22 AM  
Yeah, the crazy/hot Romanian chick thing's got something going for it.

/also +1 for Christina Model
 
2013-08-02 08:37:45 AM  

The_Phantom: The derp is strong in those comments....


I can't believe people use their actual facebook pages to derp.  I'm guessing they don't know that it's derp.

i m sure OBAMA Called him and said hey Colin I know you are a Repub. but I know some stuff on you.. and I need you to take a walk on the wild side with me and we will hide this affair for a year or so. That's how it went down... So there really is no one that you can trust because they know everyone's dirty little deeds.i cant wait till the smut on john McCain comes to life....LOL good for Colin hittin it with the white girls..LOL
 
2013-08-02 08:40:14 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The_Phantom: The derp is strong in those comments....

I can't believe people use their actual facebook pages to derp.  I'm guessing they don't know that it's derp.

i m sure OBAMA Called him and said hey Colin I know you are a Repub. but I know some stuff on you.. and I need you to take a walk on the wild side with me and we will hide this affair for a year or so. That's how it went down... So there really is no one that you can trust because they know everyone's dirty little deeds.i cant wait till the smut on john McCain comes to life....LOL good for Colin hittin it with the white girls..LOL


I'd like to frame that
 
2013-08-02 08:41:35 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.


in case you didn't know, her name is christina model.  and the image is photoshopped.  her boobs are big, but they aren't that big.  she has a bunch of videos where she shakes her boobs around but never actually gets naked, and then she retired for awhile, and then she came back looking a bit older, but she got fully naked that time so it's all good.  her boobs are a bit saggier now as well but they're still nice to look at.

.... what were we talking about again?
 
2013-08-02 08:42:26 AM  
He should be forced to resign.
 
2013-08-02 08:43:30 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Carn Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.

That dress appears to be breaking the laws of physics.

I'm guessing there's some 3M adhesive in play. Which reminds me. Last week, I was in a nice, local breasturant when this lithesome waitress in a plunging top suffered some glue failure. My man card insisted that I share that with you.


it's called tit tape. my woman card insist I share that with you.

woman cards mostly suck, but have a little mirror which is at least handy for doing lines.
 
2013-08-02 08:44:13 AM  
I'd plank it.
 
2013-08-02 08:45:37 AM  
Why not? When I look at her I'm thinking, Pow!.......Colon!
 
2013-08-02 08:45:52 AM  

enderthexenocide: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.

in case you didn't know, her name is christina model.  and the image is photoshopped.  her boobs are big, but they aren't that big.  she has a bunch of videos where she shakes her boobs around but never actually gets naked, and then she retired for awhile, and then she came back looking a bit older, but she got fully naked that time so it's all good.  her boobs are a bit saggier now as well but they're still nice to look at.

.... what were we talking about again?


eh? Sorry I was picturing whore island.
 
2013-08-02 08:49:35 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x400]

Not bad.


Her diplomatic immunity would be worthless against what I'd be shooting at her, if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-08-02 09:01:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfOOK9oDvRU

First thing I looked at this morning, for some reason . Vid doesn't start until 54 second mark, but Peter Green rocks without any need of it. More coffee.
 
2013-08-02 09:04:53 AM  
Somebody still used AOL in 2010 and 2011?

Terrible.
 
2013-08-02 09:08:19 AM  
www.afro-squad.com
 
2013-08-02 09:13:33 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.


Hey, it's the HTML girl!
listsalad.com
/<fap>
//<fap>
///<fap>
////not closing tags, sorry
 
2013-08-02 09:14:59 AM  
If nice looking, older women are your thing...
 
2013-08-02 09:17:08 AM  
And for no other reason than boobs, I will see your alls Christina Model and raise you Sweet Victoria

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-02 09:24:13 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.


What is her name???
 
2013-08-02 09:25:03 AM  

Another Government Employee: If nice looking, older women are your thing...


And they are...
 
2013-08-02 09:28:26 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x400]

Not bad.


She looks like a young Paula Dean.
 
2013-08-02 09:50:01 AM  

enderthexenocide: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For some reason when I did an image search for her, this showed up.

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x668]

Of course it's not her, but my man card demanded that I share it with you.

in case you didn't know, her name is christina model.  and the image is photoshopped.  her boobs are big, but they aren't that big.  she has a bunch of videos where she shakes her boobs around but never actually gets naked, and then she retired for awhile, and then she came back looking a bit older, but she got fully naked that time so it's all good.  her boobs are a bit saggier now as well but they're still nice to look at.

.... what were we talking about again?


Thats it! I was trying to remember her name I remember her videos of her just jiggling around.
 
2013-08-02 10:03:57 AM  

Another Government Employee: If nice looking, older women are your thing...


Considering most of them are still younger than me, I'd hit that like a Volkov AA missile. And by missile, I'm talking about my....
 
2013-08-02 10:11:19 AM  
To get a good look at this situation we need a proctologist to perform a Colinoscopy
 
2013-08-02 10:16:13 AM  
Can we now agree that a large fraction of people, including famous people, are doing this and it's not of our frickin' business?
 
2013-08-02 10:21:09 AM  

Ninja Otter: Can we now agree that a large fraction of people, including famous people, are doing this and it's not of our frickin' business?


Character is a legitimate issue for people who seek or hold public office.

Otherwise, this is just tabloid BS.
 
2013-08-02 10:24:43 AM  

Ninja Otter: Can we now agree that a large fraction of people, including famous people, are doing this and it's not of our frickin' business?


Can we all agree that hackers (Imma lookin at you Manning & Snowden) are generally complete douchebags with no regard for their fellow human beings?
 
2013-08-02 10:25:16 AM  
Well to be fair, most women don't count it as sex if the colon is the only thing that's penetrated. So in theory, if Colin only entered her colon he could technically be telling the truth.

But that's usually only younger women, who want to remain vaginal virgins. This biatch looks like she has seen a barrel or two of pickles in her day.
 
2013-08-02 10:35:34 AM  

Cymbal: Well to be fair, most women don't count it as sex if the colon is the only thing that's penetrated. So in theory, if Colin only entered her colon he could technically be telling the truth.

But that's usually only younger women, who want to remain vaginal virgins. This biatch looks like she has seen a barrel or two of pickles in her day.


Yo dawg...
 
2013-08-02 10:59:34 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: And for no other reason than boobs, I will see your alls Christina Model and raise you Sweet Victoria

[i.imgur.com image 480x640]


MMmm, much better. Rumpage is proportional.
 
2013-08-02 11:02:25 AM  
1) Upon reviewing a full body pic, eh, not bad.

2) Eventually, people are going to have to come to grips with the fact that the vast majority of the people in positions of authority are having a lot of extramarital sex. Your brother may very well be faithful to his wife because he is a morally superior man, but the odds are that it has just as much or more to do with the fact that he works at Sizzler, knows he can't afford to deal with the consequences of getting caught, and doesn't exactly have gorgeous, intelligent, interesting women falling at his feet. Yes, it speaks to a leader's character, but in a case like this, what it probably says is "he has decent taste in women and is probably behaving far better than the median man in that scenario".

/ Median Man. I'm going to start using that.
// Median Man, in that scenario, would probably start blackmailing hookers for freebies.
 
2013-08-02 11:05:28 AM  
freewill:
/ Median Man. I'm going to start using that.
// Median Man, in that scenario, would probably start blackmailing hookers for freebies.


Sorry, Michigan Dept. of Highways beat ya.
www.roadwaysafety.org
 
2013-08-02 11:12:09 AM  

The Muthaship: Character is a legitimate issue for people who seek or hold public office.


Agreed, but "may be tempted into an affair especially during a downspot in one's marriage" is a character flaw that so many of us hold that it would disqualify just about anyone. This is especially true in this new social media world where one can have an emotional affair with someone they've never met, where a few minutes on a computer can get you to where hundreds of people will flirt with you, etc.
 
2013-08-02 11:31:46 AM  
As a notorious hacker seeks to distribute "very personal" e-mails sent to Colin Powell by a female Romanian diplomat

I first read that as Romulan.
 
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