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2013-08-02 12:02:42 AM
I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.
 
2013-08-02 12:03:01 AM
GOD DAMMIT, FIRST.
 
2013-08-02 12:03:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-02 12:03:48 AM
I blame the hot-blooded Latins.
 
2013-08-02 12:04:26 AM

ultraholland: I blame the hot-blooded Latins.


Those Latinas can do more than dance.
 
2013-08-02 12:05:09 AM
So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?
 
2013-08-02 12:05:15 AM
As we say around here, "It's not the heat, it's the humanity."
 
2013-08-02 12:05:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: ultraholland: I blame the hot-blooded Latins.

Those Latinas can do more than dance.


Stupid Foreigners.
 
2013-08-02 12:10:38 AM
Just imagine how much worse WWI and WWII would have been if there were global warming back then
 
2013-08-02 12:12:00 AM
i1.ytimg.com

/that's the ticket, yeah
 
2013-08-02 12:17:34 AM
FTFA: Using examples as disparate as road rage, ancient wars and Major League Baseball, scientists have taken early steps to quantify the potential influence of climate warming on human conflict.

shannamahin.files.wordpress.com

"THERE'S NO GLOBAL WARMING IN BASEBALL!!"
 
2013-08-02 12:18:22 AM
i.huffpost.com

/don't argue with women from hot climates.
 
2013-08-02 12:18:54 AM
t1.gstatic.com
I've been gradually increasing the temperature in the room.
 
2013-08-02 12:20:43 AM

gaslight: [t1.gstatic.com image 320x152]
I've been gradually increasing the temperature in the room.


your name IS gaslight
 
2013-08-02 12:22:35 AM

catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?


That's an interesting spelling of "The Middle East".
 
2013-08-02 12:24:15 AM

catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?


hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.
 
2013-08-02 12:26:40 AM
 
2013-08-02 12:27:08 AM
It's almost like being uncomfortable puts you in a bad mood
 
2013-08-02 12:30:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.


Was 101 today in my area. It's still lingering in the upper 80s, at 11:30 pm.

I'm mercilessly beating my geriatric cat as I type this.
 
2013-08-02 12:31:10 AM

Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.


I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?
 
2013-08-02 12:31:35 AM
The correlation is actually between increased dehydration and mood... but there is a general correlation between heat and dehydration as well... so don't let biochemistry stand in the way of a good story

http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=dehydration+and+mood+change s &btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C6&as_sdtp=">http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en &q=dehydration+and+mood+changes &btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C6&as_sdtp=

so much data, so little time..
 
2013-08-02 12:31:42 AM

Bumblefark: AverageAmericanGuy: I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.

Was 101 today in my area. It's still lingering in the upper 80s, at 11:30 pm.

I'm mercilessly beating my geriatric cat as I type this.


That's one way to het a girl up.
 
2013-08-02 12:38:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Bumblefark: AverageAmericanGuy: I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.

Was 101 today in my area. It's still lingering in the upper 80s, at 11:30 pm.

I'm mercilessly beating my geriatric cat as I type this.

That's one way to het a girl up.


Here's another way... 
bertrik.sikken.nl
 
2013-08-02 12:42:05 AM
It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking
 
2013-08-02 12:48:49 AM

uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?


Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.
 
2013-08-02 12:54:02 AM

Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.


Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!
 
2013-08-02 01:05:27 AM
How did hemorrhoid flare-ups compare?
 
2013-08-02 01:09:08 AM

Bumblefark: AverageAmericanGuy: I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.

Was 101 today in my area. It's still lingering in the upper 80s, at 11:30 pm.

I'm mercilessly beating my geriatric cat as I type this.


jokes.mtvnimages.com

"Is that what the kids are calling it these days? What the hell happened to the chicken?"
 
2013-08-02 01:11:07 AM

uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!


Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...
 
2013-08-02 01:13:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Bumblefark: AverageAmericanGuy: I find that my patience runs very thin when it's hot.

It's nice and cool outside today. Mid-80s and 70% humidity.

I'm like a farking cucumber here, man.

Was 101 today in my area. It's still lingering in the upper 80s, at 11:30 pm.

I'm mercilessly beating my geriatric cat as I type this.

That's one way to het a girl up.


cdn.memestache.com
 
2013-08-02 01:16:13 AM

Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...


What do you bbq? Wildebeast?
 
2013-08-02 01:18:33 AM
Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.


/Oops
 
2013-08-02 01:22:09 AM

Amos Quito: Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.


No, that drop was from unleaded gasoline.
 
2013-08-02 01:22:19 AM

Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...


I suppose so.  I've never been to one. But I'm sure you need beer, too.

BTW,  you have to spell it barbecue (or BBQ), no with the que. I'm sure some people spell it with -que, but they're wrong. That makes you sound French or something.

Anyways, I gotta get to get some sleep. See you around.
 
2013-08-02 01:23:22 AM

Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

MMmmmmm ... barbecued wildebeest ....
 
2013-08-02 01:25:42 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x637]

MMmmmmm ... barbecued wildebeest ....

i236.photobucket.com

Wildbeets. Mmmmm
 
2013-08-02 01:38:16 AM

Ivo Shandor: Amos Quito: Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.

No, that drop was from unleaded gasoline.


Eh...no.

General rule of thumb: anyone claiming they can explain much or most of the variance in macro-level crime trends with a single variable is either a huckster or an idiot. Take your pick.
 
2013-08-02 01:41:42 AM

Bumblefark: Ivo Shandor: Amos Quito: Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.

No, that drop was from unleaded gasoline.

Eh...no.

General rule of thumb: anyone claiming they can explain much or most of the variance in macro-level crime trends with a single variable is either a huckster or an idiot. Take your pick.


I pick C: Politician.

/D: All of the above ... works too.
 
2013-08-02 01:43:14 AM

Bumblefark: Ivo Shandor: Amos Quito: Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.

No, that drop was from unleaded gasoline.

Eh...no.

General rule of thumb: anyone claiming they can explain much or most of the variance in macro-level crime trends with a single variable is either a huckster or an idiot or documentary producer. Take your pick.


FTFY.
 
2013-08-02 01:43:15 AM

Ivo Shandor: Amos Quito: Global warming, eh?

So that's what caused the dramatic DROP in violent (and other) crime here in the US over the past 20 years.

No, that drop was from unleaded gasoline

Fluoridated water.


Correlated causation FTW.
 
2013-08-02 01:47:38 AM

catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?


I wonder if it goes the opposite way too, because how else do we explain Russia (and I suppose, Germany)?
 
2013-08-02 01:54:21 AM

ladyfortuna: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

I wonder if it goes the opposite way too, because how else do we explain Russia (and I suppose, Germany)?


Hot kills from vengeance.  Cold kills from calculation.  Middle ground is where you should be.
 
2013-08-02 02:05:42 AM
www.stereophile.com
 
2013-08-02 02:17:59 AM

Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?


LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.
 
2013-08-02 02:28:39 AM

Natsumi: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.


Do you track them down with this?:

sharpcheese.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-02 02:33:23 AM

Natsumi: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.


Sounds tasty. I love BBQ of any kind..I've always wanted to visit Africa ever since I saw "The Gods Must Be Crazy" at the theater when I was 9 or 10. Beautiful country.

Not sure I should call out another Farker, but I believe 'Smoking GNU' is in Namibia, so you might want to invite him to your Fark bbq party.
 
2013-08-02 02:38:10 AM
Any student of criminology can tell you that the root cause of both is ice cream sales.
 
2013-08-02 02:38:19 AM

Mark Ratner: Natsumi: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.

Sounds tasty. I love BBQ of any kind..I've always wanted to visit Africa ever since I saw "The Gods Must Be Crazy" at the theater when I was 9 or 10. Beautiful country.

Not sure I should call out another Farker, but I believe 'Smoking GNU' is in Namibia, so you might want to invite him to your Fark bbq party.


Smoking GNU is my brother so no worries. He is always invited to Namibian Fark parties.
 
2013-08-02 02:39:56 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Natsumi: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.

Do you track them down with this?:

[sharpcheese.files.wordpress.com image 321x588]


I think my nephews just use a truck (bakkie) or a quadbike or one of the horses
/Not sure what that thing is.
 
2013-08-02 02:45:39 AM

Mark Ratner: Natsumi: Mark Ratner: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: uber humper: Natsumi: catpuncher: So the heat is to blame for the entire hellhole they call Africa?

hey... you try to be normal when its 47 C and the taxi in front of you drive like he bought his license in some china shop lucky packet.

I've never seen an African on fark. Are you the only?

Nope... My brother is here too..and my Dad lurks.  But i think we are the only ones that are from Namibia. I think there are some South Africans lurking around too.

Cool.  When you guys hold a fark party, post pics!

Hmmm... can a braai (Barbeque) be a Fark Party too? because we have those every Saturday...

What do you bbq? Wildebeast?

LoL! I have had that on occasion. How about wart hog ribs? Its now hunting season too.
We usually have chops and steak and boerewors and ribs. Our meat is all free range, non hormone, non corn fed stuff.
Most of my family owns cattle studs.

Sounds tasty. I love BBQ of any kind..I've always wanted to visit Africa ever since I saw "The Gods Must Be Crazy" at the theater when I was 9 or 10. Beautiful country.

Not sure I should call out another Farker, but I believe 'Smoking GNU' is in Namibia, so you might want to invite him to your Fark bbq party.


Also, We do have a very beautiful country. Thank you. If you ever get the chance, come to Namibia.
 
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