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(Daily Mail)   Did your wedding cake come with chocolate sprinkles you didn't ask for? Well, this may be relevant to your interests   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2013-08-01 08:55:43 PM
www.topnews.in
 
2013-08-01 10:55:07 PM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-08-01 10:55:59 PM

bdub77: [www.topnews.in image 456x500]


shiatty sprinkles?

/that's the joke
//you suck McBain
 
2013-08-02 01:02:28 AM
the pet rabbit i had as a kid probably led me to my affinity for raisinets.
 
2013-08-02 03:34:58 AM
i1.sndcdn.com
Puts the decorations on this cake in another perspective...
 
2013-08-02 06:43:41 AM

bdub77: [www.topnews.in image 456x500]


And for another Morgan Freeman movie
"And I say Is no rat pellet! Is chocolate sprinkle!"


/Obscure?
 
2013-08-02 06:44:53 AM
www.webwombat.com.au

Was this the chef?
 
2013-08-02 06:46:29 AM
s23.postimg.org
Hmmm...
 
2013-08-02 06:52:30 AM
" immediately discovered a series mouse infestation."

Totally series?

"'When she queried this to the chef"

Queried?

Who writes like this? Moon men? A 10 year old? What the hell?
 
2013-08-02 06:54:13 AM
Mike's Amazing Cakes. Learn it. Love it. Live it.
 
2013-08-02 06:55:35 AM
Wouldn't people wonder about the random sprinkles on things or did he just flick the poops off before delivering them?
 
2013-08-02 06:58:13 AM
"Decorative chocolate vermicelli"? Eh, give the guy a point for trying.
 
2013-08-02 07:27:27 AM
The shop's former manager Hussein Hassan, 43, was today hauled before Westminster Magistrates Court to answer for the squalid conditions.

www.chicagotribune.comwww.hindu.com,pumpedforpizza.files.wordpress.comwww.foodsubs.comwww.seriouseats.com
 
2013-08-02 07:28:24 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-02 07:32:30 AM
oi44.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-02 07:41:55 AM
Overheard during a demolition I did in Benedict Canyon, years ago: "Hey, Mack? Don't eat any of those raisins".
 
2013-08-02 07:47:05 AM
Edmund: (removing the pencils, looks at Baldrick) Fat chance! Now, all we
have to do is wait. Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you? And try
to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.

Baldrick: Not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.

Edmund: Why is this?

Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.

Edmund: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been
drinking hot mud...

Baldrick: With sugar.

Edmund: Which of course makes all the difference.

Baldrick: Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but, unfortunately, we ran
out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.

Edmund: Which is...?

Baldrick: Dandruff.

Edmund: Brilliant.

Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time - well, saliva...

Edmund: No, no, thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll
cancel the coffee.
 (Later)


Darling: (looks in the mug) Ah, cappucino! Have you got any of that brown
stuff you sprinkle on the top?

Baldrick: Well, I'm sure I could m-

Edmund: No, no!
 
2013-08-02 07:52:41 AM
People who will stuff their faces with such feces deserve what they get. Their children, not so much. Child abuse, but so widespread and commonly accepted that no one cares to notice.

I daresay the mouse droppings aren't that much worse than the sugar, coloring, chemicals, fatty substances and refined flour that goes into their attractive offerings.

And then there's the Wacky Paki element, but we won't get into that. Karachi hygiene.
 
2013-08-02 07:56:17 AM

SpeedyBB: People who will stuff their faces with such feces deserve what they get. Their children, not so much. Child abuse, but so widespread and commonly accepted that no one cares to notice.

I daresay the mouse droppings aren't that much worse than the sugar, coloring, chemicals, fatty substances and refined flour that goes into their attractive offerings.

And then there's the Wacky Paki element, but we won't get into that. Karachi hygiene.


not sure if racist.jpg
 
2013-08-02 08:03:44 AM

some_beer_drinker: SpeedyBB: People who will stuff their faces with such feces deserve what they get. Their children, not so much. Child abuse, but so widespread and commonly accepted that no one cares to notice.

I daresay the mouse droppings aren't that much worse than the sugar, coloring, chemicals, fatty substances and refined flour that goes into their attractive offerings.

And then there's the Wacky Paki element, but we won't get into that. Karachi hygiene.

not sure if racist.jpg


WOW, that was an easy catch. Quick one too.
 
2013-08-02 08:07:23 AM
Rodent mess was on the icing alongside discarded food piles of sawdust and filthy machinery


sawdust and filthy machinery are now food?
 
2013-08-02 08:10:20 AM

gravebayne2: Rodent mess was on the icing alongside discarded food piles of sawdust and filthy machinery


sawdust and filthy machinery are now food?


In the UK, they are.
 
2013-08-02 08:22:00 AM

SpeedyBB: some_beer_drinker: SpeedyBB: People who will stuff their faces with such feces deserve what they get. Their children, not so much. Child abuse, but so widespread and commonly accepted that no one cares to notice.

I daresay the mouse droppings aren't that much worse than the sugar, coloring, chemicals, fatty substances and refined flour that goes into their attractive offerings.

And then there's the Wacky Paki element, but we won't get into that. Karachi hygiene.

not sure if racist.jpg

WOW, that was an easy catch. Quick one too.


that was a deliberate troll? dude, get a farking life...
 
2013-08-02 08:43:11 AM

Xenomech: [oi44.tinypic.com image 226x223]


OMG!  Thank you!  Saves me the trouble of looking for that!

"It's a caper!"
 
2013-08-02 08:46:04 AM
Rand's lacy underwear

Always wondered why I had to wear boxing gloves until I went to Kindergarten and became 'their' problem.
 
2013-08-02 08:49:00 AM
'Pretty gross: These delicate icing dove are shown here surrounded by dropping in a shocking hygiene case.'

i think the work experience kid wrote it. or the cleaner.
 
2013-08-02 09:30:06 AM

some_beer_drinker: SpeedyBB: some_beer_drinker: SpeedyBB: People who will stuff their faces with such feces deserve what they get. Their children, not so much. Child abuse, but so widespread and commonly accepted that no one cares to notice.

I daresay the mouse droppings aren't that much worse than the sugar, coloring, chemicals, fatty substances and refined flour that goes into their attractive offerings.

And then there's the Wacky Paki element, but we won't get into that. Karachi hygiene.

not sure if racist.jpg

WOW, that was an easy catch. Quick one too.

that was a deliberate troll? dude, get a farking life...


It wasn't, doesn't have to be paid out as a troll... but if someone bites, then it could certainly transmute into one.

Like in WHO KILLED ROGER RABBIT, where someone says "...only when it's funny..."
 
2013-08-02 09:36:50 AM
I seem to remember reading once that chocolate is already one of the most adulterated food items and the fancier stuff is already half-feces, half-insect, and half slave-produced.  Which makes no sense.
 
2013-08-02 10:04:44 AM

gravebayne2: Rodent mess was on the icing alongside discarded food piles of sawdust and filthy machinery


sawdust and filthy machinery are now food?



No, but this train wreck of an article seems to pass for journalism these days.
 
2013-08-02 11:20:26 AM

eyemarten: " immediately discovered a series mouse infestation."

Totally series?

"'When she queried this to the chef"

Queried?

Who writes like this? Moon men? A 10 year old? What the hell?


E. L. James.
 
2013-08-02 11:45:51 AM
www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-08-02 11:48:42 AM
Yeah buddy.
 
2013-08-02 12:09:17 PM

eyemarten: " immediately discovered a series mouse infestation."

Totally series?

"'When she queried this to the chef"

Queried?

Who writes like this? Moon men? A 10 year old? What the hell?


"It's all part of growing up and being British"
 
2013-08-02 12:26:41 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"Nah, that's vermicelli!"
 
2013-08-02 12:28:21 PM
Paris1127:
[i1.sndcdn.com image 400x400]
Puts the decorations on this cake in another perspective...


Yeah, where is GlaDOS going to get chocolate, anyway?  It's almost like the whole thing is a cunning ruse.
 
2013-08-02 12:31:18 PM

eyemarten: " immediately discovered a series mouse infestation."

Totally series?

"'When she queried this to the chef"

Queried?

Who writes like this? Moon men? A 10 year old? What the hell?


www.throwinganvils.com
 
2013-08-02 12:40:46 PM
Not from Amys Bakery?
 
2013-08-02 02:31:53 PM

laughin: Edmund: (removing the pencils, looks at Baldrick) Fat chance! Now, all we
have to do is wait. Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you? And try
to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.

Baldrick: Not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.

Edmund: Why is this?

Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.

Edmund: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been
drinking hot mud...

Baldrick: With sugar.

Edmund: Which of course makes all the difference.

Baldrick: Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but, unfortunately, we ran
out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.

Edmund: Which is...?

Baldrick: Dandruff.

Edmund: Brilliant.

Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time - well, saliva...

Edmund: No, no, thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll
cancel the coffee.
 (Later)


Darling: (looks in the mug) Ah, cappucino! Have you got any of that brown
stuff you sprinkle on the top?

Baldrick: Well, I'm sure I could m-

Edmund: No, no!


Came here for this, thank you.
 
2013-08-02 10:35:48 PM
Simple -- Tell the manager that he has to eat some of the "chocolate sprinkles."
 
2013-08-03 01:47:25 AM

No Such Agency: Paris1127:
[i1.sndcdn.com image 400x400]
Puts the decorations on this cake in another perspective...

Yeah, where is GlaDOS going to get chocolate, anyway?  It's almost like the whole thing is a cunning ruse.


Please, why would she lie? I'm certain that there will be cake after my victory candescence...
 
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