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2013-08-03 10:21:09 AM  
6 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: *threadjack alert*
May I introduce you to my first and only grandson, Ari.
(Please be gentle, folks)

[reneau.smugmug.com image 450x600]



I can definitely see the family resemblance...

i384.photobucket.com
i384.photobucket.com
2013-08-03 08:40:17 AM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
"Butt Wiggle of Death"!
2013-08-03 11:17:45 AM  
5 votes:
For all the grandpas and grandmas out there :)
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 09:07:55 AM  
5 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
2013-08-02 06:02:49 PM  
5 votes:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-04 10:24:28 AM  
4 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 10:03:49 PM  
4 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 09:29:33 AM  
4 votes:
I'm ready for the Caturday trolls

i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 09:17:09 PM  
4 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 11:09:50 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 10:47:07 PM  
3 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 10:18:35 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 10:12:14 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 09:03:45 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 07:23:33 PM  
3 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: spinach gunk:
BUDDY ATE A SMALL DISH OF YAMS!  :D

Those yams never knew what hit 'em!!!
Everything was all fine and lovely, and then...
the gaping jaws of Buddy appeared overhead
and then everything got all drooly and dark!!!


LOL... That reminds me of one of my favourite quotes:

spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 02:40:57 PM  
3 votes:
...from a friend's Facebook:
img94.imageshack.us
2013-08-03 12:28:32 PM  
3 votes:
I told Mr. Kitty he needed to get a job to start paying for all his damn expensive food. So I bought him this tie and instead of going to the job interview he just sat around getting high off catnip all day again. Lazy bastard.

i322.photobucket.com
2013-08-03 09:23:29 AM  
3 votes:
www.roflcat.com
2013-08-02 09:57:34 PM  
3 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I_fling_poo: He pissed on my reusable shopping bags today. Just lifted his leg and let loose.

An environmentally unfriendly dog? Oh, my! Well, at least you know he's not one them hippies!
[dolittles.files.wordpress.com image 400x600]


How about a carefree dog......


 i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 04:45:52 PM  
3 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 10:57:15 AM  
3 votes:

i384.photobucket.com

2013-08-02 12:13:21 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 10:00:35 PM  
3 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-01 09:46:02 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 09:30:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-05 11:12:31 AM  
2 votes:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-08-05 10:27:20 AM  
2 votes:

tigerose: Good Meowning! I have been up for a while. Catching up on teh thread...hey rwda did ya see me wave at you this mornin? At 3:00 a.m. I knew you'd be awake. :)

I have a ppicnic to go to today. I think I am going to bring a spinch salad. With blue cheese vinagrette. Maybe bacon on top...


I still had my face buried in a coffee cup. Cuz GoGo Beastie went outside, then started pounding on my window because she wanted back in at 2am - and I couldn't go back to sleep. GAH! So, *belated wave back!* Your salad sounds nommy, btw. I love bacon and blue cheese together. When I make guacamole, I always make it in different varieties, and one of the ways I serve my mashed up 'cados that is uniquely mine (probly not, but most people act like they've never seen it before) is with blue cheese and crumbled up crispy bacon stirred into it. 'Tis NOMMY! People are very suspicious of it at first, but I never have any leftovers.

Also, I am eating a GINORMOUS salad right now. It has romaine, iceberg, tomato, avocado chunks, cuke, green onion, cubed, leftover chicken, some store bought croutons that are pretty tasty and, as I am not a huge fan of ranch dressing, but had some home made ranch dressing left in the fridge, a Sandra Lee'd up Chipotle Ranch salad dressing. I'll be sad when it's all nommed up, which will be in about 10 minutes or so from the looks of things.

Oh, is the pic-a-nic marking a special occasion, or you guys just gonna have fun for the sake of having fun?

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 01:43:54 AM  
2 votes:
ArmednHammered:
I really want to make some of those labels and go to the local grocery store....Curse you cameras everywhere!

That makes two of us!
Years ago, I used to have a Brother label maker that would hook up via USB and you could
make some extremely good labels using any of the fonts on your computer and dithered
graphics. There were interesting labels found on the shelves at the grocery store we would
patronize.

They used to have a tank with live lobsters set up in the meat department.
One day, a 1" wide label appeared on it that said:
"FDA WARNING: Lobster spit contains substances that can provoke allergic reactions in
susceptible individuals, Do Not Kiss The Lobsters!"


On the shelf where they stocked the Rogaine for Women there was one that said...
"Do not use this product as a sexual lubricant!"

On the shelf where they stocked string mop-heads...
"Use the feminine hygiene product I use and trust!" with a small picture of Hillary Clinton.

On a Chinese restaurant menu...
"Our foods contain mostly not cat"

During the height of the South Beach Diet craze, a couple of menus at O'Charley's had labels that said...
"Ask your server about our low-carb water"

The labels at the store looked official enough that they lasted at least 6 months or longer.
You can't stick them on products, that's considered "adulteration" and is a federal crime.
Shelves are fair game, though.
2013-08-04 08:21:35 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: yobbery: Nathan is having a snooze behind my monitor.
[www.smugmug.com image 522x391]

Is that a jar of pickles on your desk????  Looks like gherkins!  :D


www.smugmug.com

It's an old salsa jar. I use it to hold small items I don't want the cats to eat.
2013-08-04 05:46:03 PM  
2 votes:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-04 10:17:30 AM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-04 09:57:38 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 09:57:03 AM  
2 votes:
Good morning!
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-04 12:26:45 AM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-04 12:23:12 AM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com



/ looks out the window
// yup, it's dark
2013-08-03 11:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-03 11:17:54 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 10:48:12 PM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 10:47:27 PM  
2 votes:
www.dumpaday.com
2013-08-03 10:05:09 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 08:50:32 PM  
2 votes:

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 300x125]


That one reminds me of Trip under a file storage box.. he tipped it over and got in it, I flipped it over him.. he would reach through the hand holes and try to snag anything in reach.. I asked " is anybody hungry"  and he was the first to the kitchen.. box and all.... had a few friends over watching a nascar race.. they were hollering " turn left ".... he did....three times....
2013-08-03 08:37:46 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 08:32:22 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-03 07:40:27 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-03 06:18:30 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-03 02:28:01 PM  
2 votes:
It was a hard day of work. She could barely stay awake while I made dinner.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 11:18:49 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 10:53:07 AM  
2 votes:
A chip of the old block!
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 10:46:21 AM  
2 votes:

Mrs CDK: [happy_butter.jpg]


I lurv me some Butter.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 10:18:35 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
And...I'm off. See y'all later!
2013-08-03 09:19:53 AM  
2 votes:

Jesus Farking Christ: Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: He's really cute! He will probably let you know what his name is eventually.... :D

Exactly. They always name themselves eventually. That's why most of my kittehs were named for something we could see about them (GoGo Beastie has markings that make her look like she's wearing GoGo boots, Moo Moo Kitty, or 'Little Moo', is a white cat with Holstein cow markings), but over time, that name can change. They're usually cool with it, and will answer to BOTH names.

I hope so, because all I'm doing at the moment is calling him "sweetie" and gah, that just mehs me out.  This will sound stupid, but I want a manly name.  Sweetie is for Emma, not the boy cat.


You could give him a name using Old Nordic naming conventions. Ragnar Lodbrok didn't start out as Ragnar Lodbrok. He started out life as Ragnar Sigurdsson (there's also another last name he was known as, that I've forgotten at the moment). Later in life he became known as "Lodbrok" as it means "hairy breeches" and he wore hairy breeches. His son Ivar Ragnarsson was known as "Ivar the Boneless", which is far less impressive, but he was a king as well. Also, Erik the Red was born Erik Torvaldsson, but became known as Erik the Red as he was, unsurprisingly, a redhead.

You could call No Name (pick manly name here) and follow it up with "the Orange", because you don't get much more manly than a Viking name, that's for sure.

I vote for "Nys the Orange"! "Nys" is the first part of the modern Norwegian word for "curious", the rest of the word I forget because my Norwegian sucks eggs. Then get him a little great axe and a very historically inaccurate horned helm and RAWR!!! I AM VIKING CAT! *pillages garbage pail* :-D

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-03 08:09:24 AM  
2 votes:
I know I'm probably the only black metal wench here, but this is one of my favorites:
www.roflcat.com

/I wonder if Abbath and Demonaz know they haz a kitteh no. 1 fan?
2013-08-03 03:16:36 AM  
2 votes:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-02 11:39:38 PM  
2 votes:
quantum_jellyroll:  May I introduce you to my first and only grandson, Ari. (Please be gentle, folks)

How dare you think we would disparage your first grandchild in any way !?

i415.photobucket.com



/ congratulations
2013-08-02 10:22:59 PM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-02 08:59:07 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 08:13:29 PM  
2 votes:
cretinbob's picture begged to be LOLd...

i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 06:32:54 PM  
2 votes:

I_fling_poo: He pissed on my reusable shopping bags today. Just lifted his leg and let loose.


An environmentally unfriendly dog? Oh, my! Well, at least you know he's not one them hippies!
dolittles.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-02 02:48:03 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-02 02:29:26 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-02 02:24:41 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

LOL!
2013-08-02 02:21:13 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-02 01:12:36 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 12:55:13 AM  
2 votes:

captain feedback: WTF? BANANA? OMG!


spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 12:14:28 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 10:29:22 PM  
2 votes:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-01 09:47:44 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 09:04:16 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 08:59:07 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 08:10:59 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-05 09:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Hey! I found a book about or favorite Sherpa!!! Went on to find the family's missing yaks!! What a guy!!! :D
2013-08-05 09:40:37 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 09:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 08:59:56 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 08:58:34 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 08:52:30 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: Have fun with it!


Takk! I will!

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]


Heh. That's me eyeballin' some Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate Chili squares. Poor goggeh! I know just how he feels!

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-05 08:42:47 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-05 06:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
Gods, what a day last Friday was.  I swear the print said 12'!  12 farking feet!  So I stripped the cable 12 feet.  Then, the farking QA comes back and sez "The strip length is wrong, biatch".

12 INCHES!  12 GODS DAMNED INCHES!  I about lost it at work.  So I left work, skipped the speedie festival (I could've got in for free Fri night if I wanted) and headed straight home to partake of the fermented fruits of the Canadian Plains in hopes that enough money will be put into the public coughers to help our Alien out.

I saw that I posted already, but I apparently have Northern Lights-induced goldfish memory because it is all hazy from Sat morning onwards.

I assume that I will have a job after the bosses run the balance sheet for 3rd quarter.  If not, it was fun while it lasted.

And now, a cat...

i1134.photobucket.com
2013-08-05 05:15:21 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 238x640]


That reminds me in a roundabout way of a conversation that my husband and I had at dinner one night a few months ago. I remarked that I was considering taking up yoga, and he said that it's something that he might do as well, as he's 6'5 and badly needs to stretch after a day of living in a world built for people 5'6 and under. I said that that would be a great idea; maybe he'd be able to lick himself like the cats do. He laughed and said that he didn't think he'd ever be that flexible. "Sure you are," I replied, licking the side of my hand and scrubbing it across my cheek. He gave me a dirty look for that. :3
2013-08-05 10:44:42 AM  
1 vote:
www.askmehelpdesk.com
2013-08-05 08:42:53 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-05 08:10:41 AM  
1 vote:
vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-05 07:59:01 AM  
1 vote:
I LOVE this pic! This is another one I'd love to have in poster/print form.
i578.photobucket.com
2013-08-05 07:17:50 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-05 04:44:28 AM  
1 vote:
spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-05 01:16:01 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: maynerdkitty: He would have looked real strange with shaved legs and sandals.

I woulda followed him around and did the wolf whistle, for the lulz. because I'm an esteem-builder.


Being the jerk that I am, I would have mocked him for wearing socks with sandals. ;-)
/forgive me
//posting drunk
///I really need sleep
////slashies!!!
2013-08-05 12:37:15 AM  
1 vote:
Just got back from a water park + a much needed trip to the grocery store. Steak and corn are on the menu tonight. Still reading/catching up from page 13.

vmacandcheese.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-04 10:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 09:54:28 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 09:37:51 PM  
1 vote:

predle576.smugmug.com

2013-08-04 08:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-04 08:39:39 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 08:37:45 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 08:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-04 08:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

The Ice Queen: Look at the ittle belleh but no Little Andis!
[i1210.photobucket.com image 768x1024]


YAY! While little Andis would be absowutewy kewtie wewtie, I understand that There Can Be Only One. How is she doing other than being stoned outta her little kitteh gourd?

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]
Just a bunny in a sombrero....that is all.


That is not all. That is AWESOME. However, I see your sombrero-wearin' bunneh, and raise you a goose wearing gladiator sandals! Ah-ha!

www.funnyanimalclub.com

yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: Nathan is having a snooze behind my monitor.
[www.smugmug.com image 522x391]

Is that a jar of pickles on your desk????  Looks like gherkins!  :D

[www.smugmug.com image 337x450]

It's an old salsa jar. I use it to hold small items I don't want the cats to eat.


That is also awesome! LOL!
2013-08-04 08:24:30 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x515]
I swear today was "stoopid people" day! So glad to be home.... :D


Welcome back to your Caturday home! I am the stoopid in other people's day when I walk into places like hardware stores. I'm very polite about it, though. "Oh, hi. Could you please help me find this thingie that I'm missing one from my desk I'm trying to put together and you screw it into this other thingie with a hole in it. Yes, ma'am, that's it. A screw. I didn't want to take any of it apart to bring one in, but the directions called it a "K" and I drew you a picture. I know I'm not a very good artist, so if you can't help, I like, totally understand." *sadly hopeful look, with head held in shame*

That would totally be me. I hope your local stoopids are at least polite and nice to you. It's not your fault we have problems with simple crap like, oh, remembering the thing you screw into something else is called a farkin' SCREW for gods' sake.

cdn.buzznet.com
2013-08-04 08:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 08:10:39 PM  
1 vote:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-04 06:31:03 PM  
1 vote:
Ok..straight line of the evening. " Hey! My meat is purple!" I sauteed an onion with red cabbage, added boiled kluski noodles, and green onion bratwurst, parboiled and the diced..everything is purple lol!

Might need to watch out for the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater! ( you are welcome for the ear worm btw)
2013-08-04 05:58:30 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Not the first time that kinda thing has happened to me, but the first time my mother's been in the mix, so to speak. Most of the time it's a Nice Time thing instead of a judgmental "act the age I feel you should act and go buy some nice fake old ladee pearls or sumfing" thing though.

It's actually funnier when my son is with me. I've been mistaken for a girlfriend or sister more than once and he's horrified each time. He won't go out with me much anymore.


The closest thing I have to that shopping was when we in FL 2 years ago and one day I was out getting a bottle of wine for dinner, and got carded.  I was dumbstruck, I REALLY don't look 21 haven't in at least 20 years (the salt & pepper goatee is more salt than pepper). To the point that I'd left my wallet in the car and had just gone in with cash.  Well it turns out in FL the are supposed to card everyone however old. And the one time I actually leave my wallet in the car... Any way the cashier was insistent, made me go and get my wallet, I come back with my drivers license, she gives it the once over and says to me there is no way you are that old, that has to be fake. But rang it though anyway...
For the record it was a pretty good bottle of wine.
2013-08-04 05:34:05 PM  
1 vote:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-08-04 05:32:01 PM  
1 vote:
I have seen this one before, but I still love it!
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-08-04 05:02:49 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x600]


That picture reminds me of another... sorta similar expressions... I see that the blinds have been 'altered'....


 i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 04:51:05 PM  
1 vote:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-08-04 04:09:52 PM  
1 vote:
I iz back! We had a fun shopping trip and I haz a mildly amusing story to tell! I was being *just me* and looking at the junk jewelry on the rack at the Kmart that was red tag sale AND half off, just in case they had anything I might like to pull apart to add to something else, or maybe just something fun. Two little girlies - probly early teens - were doing the same, and the ladies know how it goes. When you're digging through that much stuff, you tell each other what kind of stuff you would like. So I'm looking for skulls and spikes and snakes and blue and purple and black stones and dark colored or silver butterflies for myself, and ladybugs and froggies and birdies and rainbows and peace signs for the girlies. Some older woman walks by and tells them "time to go" and we exchange our last minute holdings, lady gives me a weird look and they leave. No big, right?

A few minutes later, I head up to the checkout with my prizes and there's that lady and those girls right in front of my mom and they're all chatting. I say "Oh, hi, Mom!" and they all look and the lady looks at me weird again. The girls start giggling. I'm thinking "wtf did I do? Nuthin! That's what!" My mom says "Bug, how old are you going to be in a couple of months?" and she's smiling. So I kind of give her a dirty look, but I tell her, the lady in front of her just looked really embarrassed and said nothing. My mom says, "that's what I thought." *satisfied smile* and one of the girls says "Mom! She's older than you!" and the two girls start giggling again. I felt kinda bad for her, really. Geez. Don't point it out when someone looks kind of like a worn out old shoe. Having teenagers can do that to ya.

Anywhooo... when we got back to the car, mom tells me the lady was going on about this full grown woman who just HAD to be pushing 30, looking for skulls and spikes for HERSELF, like in a "can you believe it?" tone. My mom told her that wasn't so bad, that you're only as old as you felt, and said she knew in her head, just knew, the woman was talking about me. The lady was having none of mom's overly polite "let others be, especially if they like skulls and stabby things, for fun" at all, though. So rather than fess up that she was pretty sure that woman was talking about her daughter, she decided to just ask me when she noticed me coming toward them. So not only did the woman misjudge my age, she made me more than a decade younger than I really am. :-D

images.cheezburger.com

I didn't get too terribly much, btw. Can't find a chair I like for my new computer shenanigans area that's also in my price range. Might find a cheapo one and deal for a while.
2013-08-04 12:11:39 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: Anyone else having issues with Explorer? Google Chrome is running fine.


You mean having issues with IE is not normal? I haven't used it in years it's such a PITA. I use either Chrome or Opera, both of which are running along fine and dandy right now.

Did ya miss an update or sumfing? You may want to double check at their site if that's the browser you prefer, especially if you don't allow auto-updates (I don't).

www.vivaboo.com
2013-08-04 11:58:32 AM  
1 vote:
We had some sort of bird of prey nesting right in one of the large trees behind my back fence about three or four years back. Someone told me it was a red tailed hawk, but I never got a good look at it. Our skwerl population went waaaaay down that year. It was like Wild Kingdom in my back yard.

hlaenglish.files.wordpress.com
/why the hawk finally left?
2013-08-04 11:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

catmandu:
Please do whatever praying; voodoo; crossing fingers, toes, claws, and paws; or whatever else that something happens with one of these three. It has been too long and I need income badly.


I can't hear (see) the word voodoo without thinking...

Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

imageshack.us

Crossing fingers, toes, eyes, whathaveyou that the planets will be aligned just perfect for the best outcome.

imageshack.us
2013-08-04 10:51:47 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 10:21:08 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
John Buck, I know you aren't from Mass., but I thought of you... :D
2013-08-04 09:39:16 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 05:57:23 AM  
1 vote:
spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-04 05:56:43 AM  
1 vote:
spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-04 04:07:15 AM  
1 vote:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-04 01:02:51 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 01:01:41 AM  
1 vote:
They've all passed out at the keyboard

i.imgur.com
2013-08-04 12:49:58 AM  
1 vote:

*humph*
/ i show up, and everbuddy runs away :o(

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 11:46:17 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: sherpa18: this is a actual pic of over 70 lightening bolts hitting at the same time
And I want a really kewl t-storm like this!!! :D


i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 11:35:00 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:20:05 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:18:54 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:14:37 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:00:37 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: Salem Witch: She has almost recovered. Suzy!  You adorable girl!  Is it sad or funny that I recognized a Kliban cat on her blankie?


i415.photobucket.com


/ i also saw that :o)
2013-08-03 10:58:13 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 10:50:04 PM  
1 vote:
www.dumpaday.com
2013-08-03 10:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
cynicalminion:...no, there was only ONE shot that got the chandelier. that makes it one plus one plus two plus one, or one plus TWO plus one plus one...

+ elebenty!

i415.photobucket.com



/ RIP, Mrs. Peacock
2013-08-03 10:17:00 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 10:16:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-03 10:06:18 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 10:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 09:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
gut nacht laulaja! I too will be turning into a lump soonest. RL had its narsty moments today. Boo hiss. At least the new coffee maker appears to be doing it's best..only thing in this house to work without biatchin..Calgon,take me away!
2013-08-03 08:42:11 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 08:38:45 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 08:33:48 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-03 07:29:33 PM  
1 vote:

The Ice Queen: Jesus Farking Christ: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
This is a cat

Long tail --> John Holmes :p


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

LMAO!!
2013-08-03 07:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

Jesus Farking Christ: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
This is a cat


Long tail --> John Holmes :p
2013-08-03 06:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

squeee!
2013-08-03 06:55:36 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-03 06:33:17 PM  
1 vote:

i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 05:16:10 PM  
1 vote:
crunchpost.com
2013-08-03 05:10:53 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: As I was walking into the kitchen I had my arms stretched overhead for a really good stretch when suddenly I sneezed, quite hard. I threw my back out when I sneezed.
Standing is okay, sitting is okay. Moving from standing to sitting or back is not okay.
Muscle relaxers are good and so are painkillers and my recliner is wonderful right now. Gremie thinks it's great that I'm sitting with my feet up this early in the day.

[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x299]


Duuuuude. You totally win the unexpected and unfortunate weird owie competition. I honestly thought I was the only competitor in this much-maligned "sport". I raise a random bottle of medication in your honor!

i.chzbgr.com
/our mascot, no doubt
2013-08-03 04:51:33 PM  
1 vote:
funnyasduck.net

What kind of goat IS that? Well, besides a heavy metal goat... That part's pretty obvious.
/probably has a Lord Belial tat on its bum, even
2013-08-03 04:40:59 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I know I'm probably the only black metal wench here, but this is one of my favorites:
[www.roflcat.com image 500x579]

/I wonder if Abbath and Demonaz know they haz a kitteh no. 1 fan?


Still in the middle of reading page 7, but wanted to let you know that you aren't alone, RWDA! I always get a kick out of the Immortal pics because they're so over the top. Their Call of the Wintermoon video and subsequent gifs get me every time.

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-03 04:16:22 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 03:47:22 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]
"Butt Wiggle of Death"!


Reminds me of an idling 1968 Dodge Charger.
2013-08-03 02:29:01 PM  
1 vote:
She has almost recovered.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 02:26:48 PM  
1 vote:
And before you know it, it's time to go home.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 02:25:45 PM  
1 vote:
Followed by an after lunch nap.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 02:23:46 PM  
1 vote:
Then she had a look around.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 02:22:30 PM  
1 vote:
Suzy went to work with me on Thursday. She started out her work day with a nap.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 02:04:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mrs CDK: sherpa18: I just have to keep going with the flow, taking the good with the bad and rolling with the punches....
If anyone can Roll With It, it's you, sherpa... :o)


:o)

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 01:44:52 PM  
1 vote:

Jesus Farking Christ: This is a cat. Any ideas on what to call him?


While most cats name themselves, how about Cheddar? First thing that came to mind since I have just discovered this new variety (and the white boy loses his mind over them):

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 01:21:17 PM  
1 vote:

Spinnyr: Speaking of.... Anyone have the contact info for the place in Canada that sells the honey suckle? My girls loved those!


Here you go.  Alternately, Amazon sells a honeysuckle spray.

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 01:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 01:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 12:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

Savarose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I know I'm probably the only black metal wench here, but this is one of my favorites:
[www.roflcat.com image 500x579]

/I wonder if Abbath and Demonaz know they haz a kitteh no. 1 fan?

Wouldn't a President Abbath have been the coolest thing evah??

(Don't listen to a lot of black metal, but as a metalhead, I am familiar with many of the bands)


It would be AWESOME. Also, being more than a little familiar with his sense of humor, it would be such fun to see him face off with Putin, just to see him bust into that mocking, slightly mad laugh of his before heading off to pose dramatically on the steps of the Kremlin.

i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-03 11:44:17 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 11:41:45 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-03 11:27:37 AM  
1 vote:

Jesus Farking Christ: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
This is a cat.

This is the same cat with laser eyes.

This is a close up of previously aforementioned cat.

Okay, so I've accidentally got a new cat. It's a kitten. I have no idea what to name it. I've never seen a cat/kitten this affectionate. He wants to be held constantly, purrs like a dozen locomotives, and runs around my legs back and forth.

I've been a little worried by Emma's initial reaction, but in all honesty, she doesn't seem to have a problem with him. He did hiss at her a few times the first 24 hours, but she never once hissed back, turned her ears, puffed her tail. Whenever she approached, she was very cautious. Not stalking, but curious, keeping an eye out. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she's trying to be a mother to him, or an older sister. She's been curious, friendly, even playful. Initially though, she was not happy with me. Not jealous per se, but she was angry. She wouldn't let me pet her, she wouldn't sleep in the bed with me, and she wouldn't get up on her perch by my desk. Well, she's better now, and so's he.

I kept them in separate bedrooms for the first few days, but they'd been getting along so well that I decided to change it last night, and they both slept in the bed with me. No issues other than playfully batting right at the start, then settled down.

I've got two litter boxes, though that doesn't seem to matter. They use both interchangeably. He shiats a ton. Not is in often, but just huge shiats. Like a couple of golf balls. And they're definitely his, because Emma doesn't poop like that. Which is shameful that I can recognize that. I've got two food dishes and water dishes too, but I'm not sure that makes a difference either. One's got kitten and other cat food, but meh.

I'm doing everything I can to give Emma and No Name equal attention, which seems to be working. However, he likes t ...



Au contraire my friend. Changes in poops can indicate a problem so it's a good thing to know what is normal for your furry little friends.

imageshack.us

He looks like a Marty to me.

imageshack.us
2013-08-03 11:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:13:12 AM  
1 vote:
Is it CADTM yet?

i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 11:10:09 AM  
1 vote:
i1.wp.com
2013-08-03 10:28:39 AM  
1 vote:

yobbery: Has the new electrical service installed this week. I thought I had corrected all the mickey mouse wiring except the hokey wanna-be 4 way switch that runs the rear spots. Never did work right and I just never got around figuring out what was up with it. Well, it turns out it was dual fed, and when they wired the new panel (adhering to code) each feed ended up on a different phase. It was quite a light show when they turned on the power. They got it straightened out but one of the switches is now offline, and of course it's the only one we really use.

I'm going to rough in the wire they need in order to correct it this weekend. It'll save me the cost of about 3 hours labor @ $85/hr.
Besides that everything else is now good.


That there is sum fancy taypin job. Fer aytee-five dollars an hour, I shud hope theyd tayp it up nice n purty.
2013-08-03 10:06:25 AM  
1 vote:
Chicky update.
The little birds have spent the last week growing in the rest of their feathers. They are all bold enough to go outside now. At first only a few went out but after those girls spent a few evenings talking about how much fun they had, the rest decide to give it a try. Little Frodo was the last to go out, he is not as athletic as the rest and it is hard for him to jump up to the doorway.
Their personalities are starting to show. Some leave the house with wild abandon and jump into the new world with wings outspread. Some just walk quietly and gently join the rest of the flock.
It is very difficult to see the dark colored biddies in the patch of "jungle grass", it is a destination for most of them. They spent one morning in a patch of soft sand and learned to get a dust bath,
The game of fly-tag must involve landing on another chicks head, I don't get that game but it must be fun for them.
At one point during this video a car went up the road, Fiona gave one of here very quiet woofs and startled the girls, they immediately grouped together and stood tall to see what was going on. They seem to be calm birds and got over their scare pretty quick.
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0vzme62I1s&feature=share&list=UUOyeB 5i RxvtHMzkRRMWRTWA
2013-08-03 10:00:21 AM  
1 vote:
lilyspad: i.imgur.com

Your kitty looks just like ours. This is Maggie.

i1214.photobucket.com

She's a hockey fan.
i1214.photobucket.com

With her best friend Monster.
i1214.photobucket.com

This is my cat Trixie.
i1214.photobucket.com
2013-08-03 09:38:55 AM  
1 vote:
I gotta find a fud. Been up since 3 am, as usual, and it's time to nom!
www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 09:09:25 AM  
1 vote:
Heidegger is pretty much shameless when it comes to thinking all hooman food is for her.

31.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-03 08:50:27 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: He's really cute! He will probably let you know what his name is eventually.... :D


Exactly. They always name themselves eventually. That's why most of my kittehs were named for something we could see about them (GoGo Beastie has markings that make her look like she's wearing GoGo boots, Moo Moo Kitty, or 'Little Moo', is a white cat with Holstein cow markings), but over time, that name can change. They're usually cool with it, and will answer to BOTH names.

www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 08:41:54 AM  
1 vote:
farm3.staticflickr.com
This is a cat.

farm8.staticflickr.com

This is the same cat with laser eyes.

farm8.staticflickr.com

This is a close up of previously aforementioned cat.

Okay, so I've accidentally got a new cat. It's a kitten. I have no idea what to name it. I've never seen a cat/kitten this affectionate. He wants to be held constantly, purrs like a dozen locomotives, and runs around my legs back and forth.

I've been a little worried by Emma's initial reaction, but in all honesty, she doesn't seem to have a problem with him. He did hiss at her a few times the first 24 hours, but she never once hissed back, turned her ears, puffed her tail. Whenever she approached, she was very cautious. Not stalking, but curious, keeping an eye out. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she's trying to be a mother to him, or an older sister. She's been curious, friendly, even playful. Initially though, she was not happy with me. Not jealous per se, but she was angry. She wouldn't let me pet her, she wouldn't sleep in the bed with me, and she wouldn't get up on her perch by my desk. Well, she's better now, and so's he.

I kept them in separate bedrooms for the first few days, but they'd been getting along so well that I decided to change it last night, and they both slept in the bed with me. No issues other than playfully batting right at the start, then settled down.

I've got two litter boxes, though that doesn't seem to matter. They use both interchangeably. He shiats a ton. Not is in often, but just huge shiats. Like a couple of golf balls. And they're definitely his, because Emma doesn't poop like that. Which is shameful that I can recognize that. I've got two food dishes and water dishes too, but I'm not sure that makes a difference either. One's got kitten and other cat food, but meh.

I'm doing everything I can to give Emma and No Name equal attention, which seems to be working. However, he likes to interrupt me giving Emma attention and take from her. I'm not responding to it at the moment, I don't know if this is the right thing to do. Only other behavior that's undesirable is that he has been getting up on my desk. With Emma, she knows she can do this, because she can stay on one side. I even have a small bed for her under the lamp. She never goes to the other side. No Name though, he's curious and wants to see it all. When he goes to that side, I take him off the desk and put him down. I don't mind if he gets up on the desk, I just want him on one side of it. And Emma might have something to say about that as well.

So, there it is. I've got two cats now. One beautiful and independent, wanting to be petted and loved on her own terms. One orange and ornery, craving attention and constantly curious. And I need a name for him. His name from the center was Charlie, but I don't really care for that. I've thought about Steve, Hobbes, Kevin, but nothing really seems to fit. Steve does the best, but I don't know. Any ideas on what to call him?

Oh, and his tail is twice as long as Emma's. It's a fairly long tail. Does that mean he's going to be a big cat?
2013-08-03 08:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 08:10:44 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-03 08:03:40 AM  
1 vote:
It's still dark here, ya know...

www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 07:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 07:28:53 AM  
1 vote:

spinach gunk: Well, we returned from our outing to find that not only had Buddy kept down his yams, but he had cleaned off the plate of gooshyfood I'd put out for him earlier that afternoon (even though it getting pretty dried-out by then)!  Such a relief to see after sadly flushing meal after meal down the toilet for the last two days!

So, he got two different brands of gooshyfood and some more yams for dinner.  He ate all the yams but only one of the kinds of gooshyfood, which is not a bad thing since now we know what to avoid for the time being.  Then when we had our dinner, he went cuckoo begging for bits of Mr. Gunk's chicken yakisoba!  Didn't even notice when we hid his pills inside a chunk of chicken, lol!  Later he enjoyed a good longish walk even though it was a little rainy out.  Yay!

Thank you all again for your emotional support as I freak out -- how many other people would share the joy of a dog wanting to eat?  And the worry when he doesn't?  You are all such dear, kind souls, with great big hearts.  I'm sure Buddy would lick each and every one of you if he could.  Hell, so would I.  :)

[spinachgunk.smugmug.com image 760x570]


Yay for Buddy! I'm so happy for the Gunk Clan! You, however, you keep your licking to yourself! Unless you're gonna buy me a drink first or somethin'....

www.roflcat.com
2013-08-03 07:07:45 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. I've never seen a cat sit in a box this way before. lol!
www.funnycatsite.com
2013-08-03 12:53:14 AM  
1 vote:
img.photobucket.com

I don't know a lot about body language, but i think loki is pretty satisfied with his situation XD
2013-08-03 12:19:06 AM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 12:17:10 AM  
1 vote:
Draw paint me like one of your french girls...

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-03 12:01:50 AM  
1 vote:

Mrs CDK: sherpa18:  ... RL has really been getting on top of me and I have been lurking... Will a cute kitty help?


A little kitteh always helps. I just have to keep going with the flow, taking the good with the bad and rolling with the punches....

i415.photobucket.com

2013-08-02 10:31:09 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 10:12:05 PM  
1 vote:
You guys crack me up!
Nope, Dinky's not a hippy.
He's more of a punk. I could see him with a Vyvyn-style (via The Young Ones) Mohawk and a jean jacket vest.
2013-08-02 10:00:39 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
And now I need to go eat, and go to bed. See y'all in the morning! Have fun!!! :D
2013-08-02 09:55:56 PM  
1 vote:

spinach gunk: BUDDY ATE A SMALL DISH OF YAMS!  :D


YAY! :o)

www.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 09:52:43 PM  
1 vote:
www.thepalewisconsinite.com
2013-08-02 09:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
YAY! Grandpa Jellyroll has a nice ring to it!
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-02 09:44:28 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 09:23:20 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 08:45:59 PM  
1 vote:

ThumperWabbt: cretinbob's picture begged to be LOLd...

[i.imgur.com image 600x596]




I think that's known as "The CretinBob Hold"..;)

i975.photobucket.com

i975.photobucket.com

i975.photobucket.com

i975.photobucket.com

i975.photobucket.com

i975.photobucket.com
2013-08-02 08:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 06:32:43 PM  
1 vote:
I_fling_poo:
I have pick up all the things that I don't want him to piss on or destroy, like baskets and boxes.

He pissed on my reusable shopping bags today. Just lifted his leg and let loose.


That always got me sent to my room without dinner.
2013-08-02 04:57:17 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 04:55:31 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 04:52:54 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 04:50:39 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 04:23:54 PM  
1 vote:

I_fling_poo: I can't do it.
I was supposed to put together a flyer. A "free to a good home" flyer for Dinky.
Think I'll keep the little chit.

The cats are going to be pissed.


I knew it. ;) I would be the same way.

I want to apologize for my scarce time posting on Caturday. Real life jumped up and bit me in the ass again. So sorry to hear of all the sadz. Just know, even though I am lurking more than posting right now, I think of you all everyday, and want only the best for you.


Better post a cat...



i76.photobucket.com

nmc/mc
2013-08-02 04:22:21 PM  
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presbyplace.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-02 02:46:01 PM  
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i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-02 02:41:56 PM  
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dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-02 02:40:15 PM  
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dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-08-02 02:00:40 PM  
1 vote:
Life imitates art

i877.photobucket.comgrmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 12:58:34 PM  
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farm6.staticflickr.com
2013-08-02 12:04:12 PM  
1 vote:
pbs.twimg.com
Lil Bub when she was 5 months old (she just turned 2 years old recently)
2013-08-02 09:10:05 AM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: yobbery: Has the new electrical service installed this week. I thought I had corrected all the mickey mouse wiring except the hokey wanna-be 4 way switch that runs the rear spots. Never did work right and I just never got around figuring out what was up with it. Well, it turns out it was dual fed, and when they wired the new panel (adhering to code) each feed ended up on a different phase. It was quite a light show when they turned on the power. They got it straightened out but one of the switches is now offline, and of course it's the only one we really use.

I'm going to rough in the wire they need in order to correct it this weekend. It'll save me the cost of about 3 hours labor @ $85/hr.
Besides that everything else is now good.

[www.smugmug.com image 500x500]

Square D breakers.. good ones.... and hope that,s a temp cover......


LOL...that's not mine...it's a redneck repair pic I found on the internet. (good lord you'll never find anything like that in my home)

They put in two Eaton (Cutler-Hammer) panels. I stayed with the 100A service because (a). I didn't have the funds to upgrade right now and (b). I see no reason to upgrade. With everything....appliances, lighting...etc. going high efficiency I feel that 100A is plenty.

...and a cat.
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 05:53:29 AM  
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spinachgunk.smugmug.com
2013-08-02 02:23:49 AM  
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i236.photobucket.com

2013-08-02 12:50:42 AM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: WTF? BANANA? OMG!


I made you a gif but fark eated it
2013-08-02 12:26:05 AM  
1 vote:
hokay, was s'posed to be another gif.
when will i learn to preview?
i.imgur.com
2013-08-02 12:18:29 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-01 10:57:12 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 10:56:07 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 09:49:54 PM  
1 vote:
I wish they would have addressed this behavior in TFA.
www.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 09:41:00 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
2013-08-01 09:16:10 PM  
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i.imgur.com
I would like to think that is what Butter looked like as a puppy.... :D
2013-08-01 09:12:50 PM  
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2013-08-01 08:45:59 PM  
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2013-08-01 08:17:52 PM  
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2013-08-01 08:10:58 PM  
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grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
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