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(Buzzfeed)   Glenn Beck connects Reza Alsan to George Soros. DRINK   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 28
    More: Silly, George Soros, Glenn Beck, Reza Aslan, Phony Muslim, Muslims  
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1847 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Aug 2013 at 9:41 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-01 08:41:22 PM  
8 votes:
Glenn Beck said something on his show
which gets archived on BuzzFeed
which gets posted on Fark
who also posts links to MSNBC
whose politics lean to the left
just like George Soros.

But it goes deeper.

Glenn Beck sells gold, because speculation shows gold will only increase in value.
You know who else used to speculate currency? George Soros.

But wait. There's more.

Glenn Beck
Engineers and
Orchestrates
Rhetoric against
George Soros
Every day.
Systematically
Obliterating credibility
Reaching new lows for cable TV
Obfuscating his real motives in a
Self-serving fashion

What does that spell, America? Now let me ask you who the real enemy is.
2013-08-01 05:51:57 PM  
5 votes:

netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.


Yeah, or you could just accept that he's exposed Aslan's hidden motive. Did you know that George Soros owns a wardrobe company? Hillary Clinton is a shareholder in that same company. Do you need a diagram? You got all three there. Add that to the shapeshifting SS guy guarding Obama ages ago, and the countless UFO's that keep an eye on us for the NSA and you begin to unravel the truth. Resa Aslan is lying. Or a lion. Therefore Islam is bad and should be expunged from the Earth.

I don't think I could be clearer than that.
2013-08-01 05:30:52 PM  
5 votes:

Hoban Washburne: FlashHarry: wtf is penn doing on that show?

Filming a new season of Bullshiat?


ah. so he went right to the source.
2013-08-01 11:28:43 PM  
3 votes:

Aristocles: Soros is just a rich dude who's a farking idiot when it comes to politics.
Aslan is just a dumb fark who tries to get rich selling controversial books.
Beck is just a dumb fark who thinks he's saving America from socialism (unfortunately, he's not been successful)

Fark all three of them. BTW, Aslan's the most annoying because dumbsheet Farklibs think he's a farking genius.

Fark you, I'm drunk. Fark it.

bbtomorrow.


Don't worry about the drunk - you'll be sober in the morning.
Sadly, you'll be stupid the rest of your life.
2013-08-01 10:50:07 PM  
3 votes:

Aristocles: Soros is just a rich dude who's a farking idiot when it comes to politics.
Aslan is just a dumb fark who tries to get rich selling controversial books.
Beck is just a dumb fark who thinks he's saving America from socialism (unfortunately, he's not been successful)

Fark all three of them. BTW, Aslan's the most annoying because dumbsheet Farklibs think he's a farking genius.

Fark you, I'm drunk. Fark it.

bbtomorrow.


Wait, you didn't even tell us what a liar he is about his degree; or that Soros is lying about politics. Or that Obama is lying about anything.

Come back! You haven't explained the link to Benghazi yet!
2013-08-01 10:19:44 PM  
3 votes:
All this rabbi talk...

A rabbi and a priest are driving in opposite directions on a lonely country road and they have a terrible accident. The two climb out of the wreckage of their cars and the rabbi says "Look Father, a miracle! Here we've had this terrible crash and neither of us has as much as a scratch on him."

"You're right, Rabbi, its is a miracle."

The rabbi says "You know, God must have wanted us to meet and that's why we had this crash."

"You're right," says the priest. "It's the only explanation."

The rabbi says "And look, Father, another miracle! I had a bottle of Manischewitz wine in my car and it isn't even cracked. Let's drink to our new friendship."

The priest says "After a terrible crash like that I could use a good stiff drink." He takes a long pull off the bottle and hands it to the rabbi. "Now you drink to our friendship, Rabbi."

"No-o-o-o," says the rabbi. "I think I'll wait until after the police arrive."
2013-08-01 08:21:56 PM  
3 votes:
Considering how many people that Beck thinks are linked to Soros, I propose there should be a Six Degrees of Soros game just to troll him.

DRINK MOAR
2013-08-01 05:09:14 PM  
3 votes:
The question has to be asked: Did Glenn Beck violently rape and murder Reza Aslan back in 1990? And why won't he let George Soros investigate this, allegedly, heinous crime if he has nothing to hide?
2013-08-01 10:24:09 PM  
2 votes:

ambassador_ahab: This is like the Chewbacca defense, but less plausible.


I was listening to his radio show one day, and he came up with: 'The SEIU and Acorn breached the dykes in Nawlins during Katrina to destroy records in their offices in the 9th ward'.

So, yeah.
2013-08-01 09:53:29 PM  
2 votes:

BunkyBrewman: Dammit.  I knew I should have went with "Glenn Beck, Penn Jillette and a Rabbi went into a bar.."


And the Rabbi's the only one that ordered a drink.
2013-08-01 05:21:35 PM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: wtf is penn doing on that show?


Filming a new season of Bullshiat?
2013-08-01 05:16:50 PM  
2 votes:
Tell me if you've heard this one before.  So... a rabbi, Penn Jillette and Glenn Beck walk into a bar..

media.gbtv.com
2013-08-01 05:14:17 PM  
2 votes:
This is like the Chewbacca defense, but less plausible.
2013-08-02 07:57:34 AM  
1 votes:

MindStalker: Slaxl: netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.

Yeah, or you could just accept that he's exposed Aslan's hidden motive. Did you know that George Soros owns a wardrobe company? Hillary Clinton is a shareholder in that same company. Do you need a diagram? You got all three there. Add that to the shapeshifting SS guy guarding Obama ages ago, and the countless UFO's that keep an eye on us for the NSA and you begin to unravel the truth. Resa Aslan is lying. Or a lion. Therefore Islam is bad and should be expunged from the Earth.

I don't think I could be clearer than that.

But isn't God a Lion?


No, but the Pope is a trombone.
2013-08-02 12:53:37 AM  
1 votes:
His show on Fox was cancelled awhile back. They actually picked him back up? Even after they found out what he was up to in 1990?
2013-08-02 12:48:47 AM  
1 votes:

jso2897: FlashHarry: netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.

he's a huckster. a snake-oil salesman. a modern-day pt barnum.

He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru.


Some people call him Maurice...
2013-08-01 11:20:42 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.

he's a huckster. a snake-oil salesman. a modern-day pt barnum.


Like the man said, he's an evangelist.
2013-08-01 11:15:35 PM  
1 votes:
But that's where I poop from.
hurryupharry.org
2013-08-01 11:10:57 PM  
1 votes:
What they haven't mentioned is that Aslan did a book reading in Portland where he dropped a little joke into proceedings:

The crowd in Powell's was rapt - when it wasn't doubled over in laughter. Aslan's only reference to Fox News interview was in a discussion about Pontius Pilate, that guy who authorized Jesus's crucifixion, and in making the point that Pilate was actually yanked from his post as governor of Jerusalem by the Romans for executing too many dissident Jews.

"It's like when Fox News fired Glenn Beck," Aslan said. "'You are too crazy for us.'"

(http://bitsofbooks.com/zealot.html)
2013-08-01 10:42:06 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.

he's a huckster. a snake-oil salesman. a modern-day pt barnum.


Please - you cannot compare Glenn Beck to PT Barnum.

By the time you walked through Ringling Brothers, PT would have separated you from your money.  But in exchange, you'd have a fun time looking at trapeze artists, elephants, and the bearded lady.

By the time you listen to an hour of Glenn Beck, he'll have separated you from your money.  But in exchange, you'd have overpriced Liberian gold coins, emergency safety food (aka a can of beans), and you'd have lost several IQ points.
2013-08-01 10:39:19 PM  
1 votes:
I was reading Zealot earlier today and some lady literally reeled back when she saw it, like I was going to rip off her head and devour her entrails. I almost wish Aslan hadn't owned that Fox News talking head, since I bought this book before it was cool... and before it was a national issue about Muslims perverting Christianity for their Muslim agenda. Now I can't just read a book I thought it was interesting, because it's a political stand meant to insult Christians and champion Muslims.

Eat a bag of dicks, Roger Ailes.
2013-08-01 10:13:20 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: what would it take to have him committed to an insane asylum, for the good of the country as a whole?


You said as-a-whole.
2013-08-01 09:55:44 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: netizencain: From a purely critical view point, you've got to admire Becks ability to sway viewers using basic words and drawings.  It's like watching an evangelist at work.  There's a lot of people that really bite into this stuff because of his ability to make complex situations appear to simple.  Of course, you have to disregard common sense and intelligence, et al... But still.... you've got to admire his abilities.

he's a huckster. a snake-oil salesman. a modern-day pt barnum.


He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru.
2013-08-01 09:48:59 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us.
2013-08-01 06:26:43 PM  
1 votes:

Slaxl: Did you know that George Soros owns a wardrobe company? Hillary Clinton is a shareholder in that same company. Do you need a diagram? You got all three there.


Up till this point you could totally win Glenn Beck's crowd with this.
2013-08-01 05:21:18 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: BunkyBrewman: Tell me if you've heard this one before.  So... a rabbi, Penn Jillette and Glenn Beck walk into a bar..

[media.gbtv.com image 850x637]

wtf is penn doing on that show?



Probably telling people that they are full of sh*t.
2013-08-01 05:17:56 PM  
1 votes:

BunkyBrewman: Tell me if you've heard this one before.  So... a rabbi, Penn Jillette and Glenn Beck walk into a bar..

[media.gbtv.com image 850x637]


wtf is penn doing on that show?
2013-08-01 05:02:41 PM  
1 votes:
wtf, seriously?
 
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