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2013-08-01 08:41:21 PM  
I LOLed.
 
2013-08-01 08:49:16 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-08-01 08:49:52 PM  
Ok, that was really cool of them to do and clever way to advertise it.

Lots of pro sports players do this also if they were in a city most of their career and then traded away.
 
2013-08-01 09:03:05 PM  
eloquentscience.com
 
2013-08-01 09:06:50 PM  
 
2013-08-01 09:07:35 PM  
I'll ask here because I'm not sure when a Breaking Bad thread will come up again. In s03, we see a sketch of Heisenberg twice, first at the shrine, second at the house of the woman they killed. Since then, we haven't heard about it. As far as I'm concerned this is kind of a big loose end. Investigators would have found it when they searched the house. Remember, a cop was killed there too. I hope it comes up again so we find out who drew it and who placed it in the shrine. But what are your guys thoughts on it?
 
2013-08-01 09:09:44 PM  
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Jesse is rocking some manly facial hair now.
 
2013-08-01 09:19:37 PM  
I just started watching it last night.  No really, from the beginning, and I'm hooked.  Figure I can catch up by episode 2 of the new season, which is August 18th.  (Jess, you are the worst body disposal guy ever.)

And I have no idea where his character is going to end up, but every scene with Dean Norris is comedy gold.  It's like he's taken every cop and military guy he's played (and he's played A LOT) and distilled the comedy in each one. (But I love that besides his piggishness he's shown to be an interestingly moral guy who it's obvious would do a lot for his family.)

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-01 09:38:46 PM  
I can burn through a season on a weekend. And I have. You can do it by the 11th. It's less than 13 hrs per season. That's like not even 2 work shifts. But the DVD content is great. Also, on the amc website, every episode from season 2 onward has a podcast with Vincent and the cast and crew. They're all great
 
2013-08-01 09:43:17 PM  

NeuroticRocker: I can burn through a season on a weekend. And I have. You can do it by the 11th. It's less than 13 hrs per season. That's like not even 2 work shifts. But the DVD content is great. Also, on the amc website, every episode from season 2 onward has a podcast with Vincent and the cast and crew. They're all great


I watched the first three seasons in a week to get up to speed for the 4th season  I'm still twitching from Breaking Bad overload.  It's a wicked rush. I'd totally do it again.
 
2013-08-01 09:50:14 PM  

JosephFinn: I just started watching it last night.  No really, from the beginning, and I'm hooked.  Figure I can catch up by episode 2 of the new season, which is August 18th.  (Jess, you are the worst body disposal guy ever.)

And I have no idea where his character is going to end up, but every scene with Dean Norris is comedy gold.  It's like he's taken every cop and military guy he's played (and he's played A LOT) and distilled the comedy in each one. (But I love that besides his piggishness he's shown to be an interestingly moral guy who it's obvious would do a lot for his family.)

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x400]


I've really liked Hank's character arc throughout the series so far. I am really looking forward to what his character does as soon as the new episodes start.
 
2013-08-01 09:55:30 PM  
Do they have sauerkraut? I hate sauerkraut.

Wakka do do yeah!
 
2013-08-01 10:19:57 PM  
I forgot how Hank knows Walter is Heisenburg.  I remember he found a book in the bathroom, but forgot how that told him Walt's secret.

/ a little help
 
2013-08-01 10:23:48 PM  

NeuroticRocker: I'll ask here because I'm not sure when a Breaking Bad thread will come up again. In s03, we see a sketch of Heisenberg twice, first at the shrine, second at the house of the woman they killed. Since then, we haven't heard about it. As far as I'm concerned this is kind of a big loose end. Investigators would have found it when they searched the house. Remember, a cop was killed there too. I hope it comes up again so we find out who drew it and who placed it in the shrine. But what are your guys thoughts on it?


I thought the cousins made it and put it on the shrine and also left a copy at the house.  They make offerings to a shrine when they are undertaking an assassination.
 
2013-08-01 10:28:13 PM  
Snotnose, In season 4, Hank relieves the Gale case file. It has his lab notes and Kareoke performance. In the notes he quotes Walt Whitman, abbreviating it W. W. He, perhaps jokingly suggests W. W. is Walter White (also Woodrow Wilson and Willy Wonka). Walt says "you got me". Later, Hank finds a book given to Walt by Gale and says "to my other favorite W. W.... Signed by GB.... Gale Botticher.
 
2013-08-01 10:29:15 PM  

Snotnose: I forgot how Hank knows Walter is Heisenburg.  I remember he found a book in the bathroom, but forgot how that told him Walt's secret.

/ a little help


OK, so if you'll remember, in Season 4, when Hank was laid up after being shot, and was going over Gail's lab notes, he found that Gail had written a dedication to a poem to "W.W.", and he joked to Walt, "Maybe that's you."  (In this case, it's not, but it does establish Gail's love of Walt Whitman.) So at the end of the 1st half of Season 5 finale, Hank goes to take a dump, tries to find something to read, and finds a copy of Leaves of Grass there with this inscription:  "To my  other favorite W.W. It's an honour working with you. Fondly, G.B."

And, thus, Walt's whole world is about to come crashing down because Hank had to take a dump.
 
2013-08-01 10:31:01 PM  

schpanky: NeuroticRocker: I'll ask here because I'm not sure when a Breaking Bad thread will come up again. In s03, we see a sketch of Heisenberg twice, first at the shrine, second at the house of the woman they killed. Since then, we haven't heard about it. As far as I'm concerned this is kind of a big loose end. Investigators would have found it when they searched the house. Remember, a cop was killed there too. I hope it comes up again so we find out who drew it and who placed it in the shrine. But what are your guys thoughts on it?

I thought the cousins made it and put it on the shrine and also left a copy at the house.  They make offerings to a shrine when they are undertaking an assassination.


But they hadn't met Walt yet. That was for them to know who he was. So who drew it?

 
2013-08-01 10:33:29 PM  
SPOILER
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What do you guys think about the opening episode featuring Walt getting the ricin from behind the socket plate?
 
2013-08-01 10:37:11 PM  

NeuroticRocker: schpanky: NeuroticRocker: I'll ask here because I'm not sure when a Breaking Bad thread will come up again. In s03, we see a sketch of Heisenberg twice, first at the shrine, second at the house of the woman they killed. Since then, we haven't heard about it. As far as I'm concerned this is kind of a big loose end. Investigators would have found it when they searched the house. Remember, a cop was killed there too. I hope it comes up again so we find out who drew it and who placed it in the shrine. But what are your guys thoughts on it?

I thought the cousins made it and put it on the shrine and also left a copy at the house.  They make offerings to a shrine when they are undertaking an assassination.


But they hadn't met Walt yet. That was for them to know who he was. So who drew it?


That was a police sketch, I think as described by someone in Tuco's crew.  I think it showed up in S2 first.
 
2013-08-01 10:40:05 PM  

bambi121899: SPOILER
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What do you guys think about the opening episode featuring Walt getting the ricin from behind the socket plate?


I wonder how far into the premiere discussion thread before someone asks who's going to smoke the ricin cigarette.

My best bet is that Walt plans on using the ricin on Skylar in the future. Somehow he plans it wrong and it ends up either in Junior's cornflakes or the baby's snack food.
 
2013-08-01 10:41:40 PM  

schpanky: NeuroticRocker: schpanky: NeuroticRocker: I'll ask here because I'm not sure when a Breaking Bad thread will come up again. In s03, we see a sketch of Heisenberg twice, first at the shrine, second at the house of the woman they killed. Since then, we haven't heard about it. As far as I'm concerned this is kind of a big loose end. Investigators would have found it when they searched the house. Remember, a cop was killed there too. I hope it comes up again so we find out who drew it and who placed it in the shrine. But what are your guys thoughts on it?

I thought the cousins made it and put it on the shrine and also left a copy at the house.  They make offerings to a shrine when they are undertaking an assassination.


But they hadn't met Walt yet. That was for them to know who he was. So who drew it?

That was a police sketch, I think as described by someone in Tuco's crew.  I think it showed up in S2 first.


I might be wrong about it being a police sketch, but I assume it was still from a description from someone in Tuco's crew.
 
2013-08-01 10:55:57 PM  

jake_lex: And, thus, Walt's whole world is about to come crashing down because Hank had to take a dump.


I cant wait to see what Hanks first move will be. Go after Jessie? Confront Walt directly? Question Skyler? Its been killing me all year to see how he goes about proving the Walt is Heisenberg plus how pissed off he is about his OWN brother in Law being a meth kingpin.

Screw Walt. He has alot to answer for. I don't want him to die..just suffer. ( But not at his family's expense but thats what all signs are leading to )
 
2013-08-01 10:57:37 PM  

NeoCortex42: bambi121899: SPOILER
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What do you guys think about the opening episode featuring Walt getting the ricin from behind the socket plate?

I wonder how far into the premiere discussion thread before someone asks who's going to smoke the ricin cigarette.

My best bet is that Walt plans on using the ricin on Skylar in the future. Somehow he plans it wrong and it ends up either in Junior's cornflakes or the baby's snack food.



Lot of people have speculated that Skyler gets it. I can't think of anyone else he'd ice. (MAYBE Jesse. Maybe.)

I gotta wonder: would Walt be so low as to tell her she's going to die? As a last "fark you"?
 
2013-08-01 11:15:56 PM  
You guys seem to have forgotten that Walt and Skyler financed Hanks recovery, so he's been receiving drug money. He's screwed. He will likely end up in jail or dead.
 
2013-08-01 11:17:45 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: jake_lex: And, thus, Walt's whole world is about to come crashing down because Hank had to take a dump.

I cant wait to see what Hanks first move will be. Go after Jessie? Confront Walt directly? Question Skyler? Its been killing me all year to see how he goes about proving the Walt is Heisenberg plus how pissed off he is about his OWN brother in Law being a meth kingpin.

Screw Walt. He has alot to answer for. I don't want him to die..just suffer. ( But not at his family's expense but thats what all signs are leading to )


I think the first episode or so will be Hank keeping quiet while giving a second look to all of the existing evidence in this new light. I think he eventually tries to go after Walt on his own to save himself the embarrassment of not seeing him right under his nose all this time

I think Hank survives to the last episode or two, at least. He might possibly survive the series.

No way does Skylar survive. Junior probably will, but I say there's even money on the baby.
 
2013-08-01 11:24:53 PM  
Jr is the only one who hasn't Broken Bad yet. I say he shoots Walt to protect Skyler or the Baby or Hank
 
2013-08-01 11:32:14 PM  

NeuroticRocker: Jr is the only one who hasn't Broken Bad yet. I say he shoots Walt to protect Skyler or the Baby or Hank


I say Walt kills Skylar, nobody is left to prepare Junior's breakfast, Junior goes on a rampage and takes out all of ABQ.
 
2013-08-01 11:36:07 PM  

NeuroticRocker: Jr is the only one who hasn't Broken Bad yet. I say he shoots Walt to protect Skyler or the Baby or Hank


I still say that his family ends up dead, because he gets into the business to take care of them (at least, that's how he justified it).

He'll kill Hank along the way, and probably Jesse as well, and will ultimately "get away" with it somehow.

He'll be left alone with nothing, wracked with guilt.
 
2013-08-01 11:49:32 PM  

NeoCortex42: I think Hank survives to the last episode or two, at least. He might possibly survive the series.

No way does Skylar survive. Junior probably will, but I say there's even money on the baby.


The one I really want to see make it is Jessie. His fate is not good though. Lord knows he's no saint but goddam just for the crap Walt has put him through he's the one i'd want to see make it out of the tornado. I doubt he will ever know all the things Walt has done to him before the shows end. The only way is for Walt to tell him.

Im guessing Hank goes after Jessie, Walt finds out about it and takes Jessie out. Im betting Skyler does not make it too but how she goes I don't know
 
2013-08-01 11:49:47 PM  
...for you locals, who I assume are just a bunch of Badger and Skinny Pete clones.

IIRC, Combo was an actual local who turned what was essentially a walk-on extra into a role.
 
2013-08-02 12:00:44 AM  

NeuroticRocker: You guys seem to have forgotten that Walt and Skyler financed Hanks recovery, so he's been receiving drug money. He's screwed. He will likely end up in jail or dead.


I think what hank will do is put the pressure on Jesse by having Gomez tail him.  Gomez will nail Jess with that shiat-eating grin of his and make him a DEA informant to nail Walt.  This way it will remove the Hank/Walt connection.  I can also see Todd going rogue and kidnapping someone in Walt's family for his stash or just steal the stash outright.  Walt will kill Todd, but lose the money.  Then when Walt gets picked up by the Feds, he will be tossed in prison.  Todd's uncle and his Aryan nation buddies will see to it that Walt's stay in prison will be a most unpleasant one for the rest of his days
 
2013-08-02 12:17:26 AM  
Skipping a lot so as to not spoil myself, but I'm up through episode 6 tonight, when Walt confronts Tuco, and my god that first shot of Bald Walt is freaking terrifying.
 
2013-08-02 12:19:01 AM  
Calling it

Cancer comes back with a vengeance.

Shiat goes down and Jesse/Skyler/Flynn/Baby are threatened.

Walt mans up and takes one for the team.
 
2013-08-02 12:29:20 AM  
anybody know where i can catch the first half of season five? i thought i was all caught up until i realized netflix only has up to the end of season 4.

/am looking forward to bob odenkirk's spinoff
//that slimy shiat deserves his own show
///better call saul!
 
2013-08-02 12:42:55 AM  

JosephFinn: I just started watching it last night.  No really, from the beginning, and I'm hooked.  Figure I can catch up by episode 2 of the new season, which is August 18th.  (Jess, you are the worst body disposal guy ever.)

And I have no idea where his character is going to end up, but every scene with Dean Norris is comedy gold.  It's like he's taken every cop and military guy he's played (and he's played A LOT) and distilled the comedy in each one. (But I love that besides his piggishness he's shown to be an interestingly moral guy who it's obvious would do a lot for his family.)

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x400]


Does a bear shiat?
 
2013-08-02 12:45:12 AM  

divgradcurl: anybody know where i can catch the first half of season five? i thought i was all caught up until i realized netflix only has up to the end of season 4.

/am looking forward to bob odenkirk's spinoff
//that slimy shiat deserves his own show
///better call saul!


Available on netflix as of August 2nd (tomorrow or today depending where you reside/
 
2013-08-02 01:07:58 AM  

NeoCortex42: JosephFinn: I just started watching it last night.  No really, from the beginning, and I'm hooked.  Figure I can catch up by episode 2 of the new season, which is August 18th.  (Jess, you are the worst body disposal guy ever.)

And I have no idea where his character is going to end up, but every scene with Dean Norris is comedy gold.  It's like he's taken every cop and military guy he's played (and he's played A LOT) and distilled the comedy in each one. (But I love that besides his piggishness he's shown to be an interestingly moral guy who it's obvious would do a lot for his family.)

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x400]

I've really liked Hank's character arc throughout the series so far. I am really looking forward to what his character does as soon as the new episodes start.


Hank is one of the most fascinating characters on that show.  He has a ton of personality flaws, and really he's kind of a screwup in a lot of regards, yet as a law enforcement officer he is remarkably capable and insightful.  He's a bit like Walt actually, in that he's got so many problems and yet does one thing very well.  They're perfect adversaries for each other.  Really that's what they are, what they have been for most of the show, and yet it's only in the last episodes that either of them realized it.

At the beginning I was rooting for Walt and thought Hank was hopeless.  Now I think Walt needs to go down and hope Hank is the one to get him.  Even better, I'm sure that's exactly what the writers had in mind.
 
2013-08-02 02:01:25 AM  
NeoCortex42:
I say Walt kills Skylar, nobody is left to prepare Junior's breakfast, Junior goes on a rampage and takes out all of ABQ.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-02 04:12:00 AM  

Jocundry: NeuroticRocker: I can burn through a season on a weekend. And I have. You can do it by the 11th. It's less than 13 hrs per season. That's like not even 2 work shifts. But the DVD content is great. Also, on the amc website, every episode from season 2 onward has a podcast with Vincent and the cast and crew. They're all great

I watched the first three seasons in a week to get up to speed for the 4th season  I'm still twitching from Breaking Bad overload.  It's a wicked rush. I'd totally do it again.


I've watched them all when they were broadcast'ed, and I'm hoping I don't remember enough of them to make the last episodes new, and entertaining for me.

I would really like to forget all of the episodes, so when I'm in the retirement home in 30 years, I can pull this show up on my google eyeball implant, wink, and watch this like it never happened.

/I'm drunk...Evan Williams cheap shiat.
 
2013-08-02 04:13:15 AM  

NeoCortex42: bambi121899: SPOILER
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What do you guys think about the opening episode featuring Walt getting the ricin from behind the socket plate?

I wonder how far into the premiere discussion thread before someone asks who's going to smoke the ricin cigarette.

My best bet is that Walt plans on using the ricin on Skylar in the future. Somehow he plans it wrong and it ends up either in Junior's cornflakes or the baby's snack food.


Skylar needs to die. I'm tired of her shiat.
 
2013-08-02 04:37:25 AM  

Tumunga: Skylar needs to die. I'm tired of her shiat.


fark 'em.  They all need to die.  From Walt to the kids, the brother / sister-in-law, and that goddamned lawyer.
 
2013-08-02 04:58:13 AM  

wildcardjack: Do they have sauerkraut? I hate sauerkraut.

Wakka do do yeah!


That snorkel was always like a snorkel to me!
 
2013-08-02 05:05:53 AM  
Walter skips town with the posh bird from Season 2 (or was it 3?), the one that made all that money and had amazing legs. She's been watching Walt build up his meth thing and waiting to cut in and save him. She neutralises Hank with a single phone call to DC, Hank gets taken to Miami and Dexter eats him. Skylar, the other woman, and the eyebrows kid, they get neutralised by someone dressed as a piece of toast with Hugh Hefner on a leash, they are found inside-out and covered in salt like slugs. The lawyer kills himself when he sees the end coming, but comes back to life for two episodes, along with token from the last season, they walk around groaning for brains but one of Jesse's boyfriends hallucinates that they're dubstep DJs and clumsily neutralises them in a bathtub scene you won't believe. Jesse tries chasing Walt and the classy bird but they steal an old biplane and buzz him off the road, he's on a Harley Davidson equipped with skis and jet engines so he survives, barely, at the bottom of the ocean and mutates into a fish hybrid, before swimming off with the salty salmon to the moon. He dies on the moon. Walt and the bird face-swap and assume each other's identity, then invest all they have in free newspaper technology and amass an impressive collection of alien dander.
 
2013-08-02 05:47:36 AM  

innumerate: divgradcurl: anybody know where i can catch the first half of season five? i thought i was all caught up until i realized netflix only has up to the end of season 4.

/am looking forward to bob odenkirk's spinoff
//that slimy shiat deserves his own show
///better call saul!

Available on netflix as of August 2nd (tomorrow or today depending where you reside/


It's up now. Finally. I had these on my DVR last year but had to move thus leaving them behind. And I want to wait until the series is over to buy the full box set or whatever.

Damn, little more than a week...
 
2013-08-02 06:26:26 AM  

gadian: Tumunga: Skylar needs to die. I'm tired of her shiat.

fark 'em.  They all need to die.  From Walt to the kids, the brother / sister-in-law, and that goddamned lawyer.


Saul and Zombie Mike are the only ones to survive. CALLING IT
 
2013-08-02 06:28:17 AM  

YoOjo: Walter skips town with the posh bird from Season 2 (or was it 3?), the one that made all that money and had amazing legs. She's been watching Walt build up his meth thing and waiting to cut in and save him. She neutralises Hank with a single phone call to DC, Hank gets taken to Miami and Dexter eats him. Skylar, the other woman, and the eyebrows kid, they get neutralised by someone dressed as a piece of toast with Hugh Hefner on a leash, they are found inside-out and covered in salt like slugs. The lawyer kills himself when he sees the end coming, but comes back to life for two episodes, along with token from the last season, they walk around groaning for brains but one of Jesse's boyfriends hallucinates that they're dubstep DJs and clumsily neutralises them in a bathtub scene you won't believe. Jesse tries chasing Walt and the classy bird but they steal an old biplane and buzz him off the road, he's on a Harley Davidson equipped with skis and jet engines so he survives, barely, at the bottom of the ocean and mutates into a fish hybrid, before swimming off with the salty salmon to the moon. He dies on the moon. Walt and the bird face-swap and assume each other's identity, then invest all they have in free newspaper technology and amass an impressive collection of alien dander.


OMG YES. I take back my previous post.
 
2013-08-02 07:20:06 AM  

MesscanBandito: gadian: Tumunga: Skylar needs to die. I'm tired of her shiat.

fark 'em.  They all need to die.  From Walt to the kids, the brother / sister-in-law, and that goddamned lawyer.

Saul and Zombie Mike are the only ones to survive. CALLING IT


I'll bet you $100 Mike gets killed

 
2013-08-02 07:57:14 AM  
DING!
 
2013-08-02 08:16:44 AM  

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2013-08-02 08:23:20 AM  
Season 5 is on Netflix now.
 
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