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(Times of Israel)   Palestinian prisoner shows spunk, smuggles sperm out of prison to impregnate wife. Israeli authorities wonder who else had a hand in it   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 24
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2013-08-01 09:42:45 PM
Golf clap, subby.  HOTY material right there
 
2013-08-01 09:43:04 PM
Aisha, I want you to know, I'm a murderer.
 
2013-08-01 09:43:37 PM
Old story is old.

Part of me is wondering if they're just covering up that the wife is a whore and they don't want anyone honor killing her.
 
2013-08-01 09:46:39 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Old story is old.

Part of me is wondering if they're just covering up that the wife is a whore and they don't want anyone honor killing her.


You mean like Jews should do to their own, barring recent "interpretations" of God?
 
2013-08-01 09:47:24 PM
The headline of TFA is even better.
 
2013-08-01 09:50:02 PM
By wife do you mean sister or child bride?
 
2013-08-01 09:58:29 PM
FTFA: Relatives refused to say how the sperm was smuggled out, fearing the information would help Israeli authorities to prevent further attempts. They said, however, that the samples were usually carried out in eye droppers.

Of course, I would need a Turkey baster.
 
2013-08-01 10:01:25 PM
More likely is that someone had it in for him.
 
2013-08-01 10:01:55 PM
The other day a bunch of hardcore Jewish men/boys/oys smashed bus windows as they were upset at how men and women could accidentally sit together.

/Separation of the sexes or they'll kill you.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/1.538978
 
2013-08-01 10:11:33 PM

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Relatives refused to say how the sperm was smuggled out, fearing the information would help Israeli authorities to prevent further attempts. They said, however, that the samples were usually carried out in eye droppers.

Of course, I would need a Turkey baster.


Shaped like Jodie Foster's knuckles?
 
2013-08-01 10:16:26 PM

sheep snorter: The other day a bunch of hardcore Jewish men/boys/oys smashed bus windows as they were upset at how men and women could accidentally sit together.

/Separation of the sexes or they'll kill you.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/1.538978


It's quite sad that religious fundies exist in the 21st century.

And the worst of them all study differing translations of the same bronze-age book - with Islam and Christianity adding the spice of some new prophets.

And they all ignore the teachings of their holy texts and want to kill the shiat out of each other.

Nuking Jerusalem and Mecca is a good idea.

Discuss.
 
2013-08-01 10:21:07 PM
I know who.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 10:34:00 PM

sheep snorter: he other day a bunch of hardcore Jewish men/boys/oys smashed bus windows as they were upset at how men and women could accidentally sit together.


You know I look at these schmucks, and you know they all have a sibling, uncle or cousin who dragged a shipping container into the middle of an olive grove in the dead of night in the west bank and erected a flagpole with an israeli flag. Then expecting that the army is gonna defend their tresspassing arses.

THESE are the Corksuckers who are screwing everything up.

These Iceholes who think they can fargin spit on people in public for disagreeing with them.

Look, buddy, you wanna live in a theocracy, and I understand that. In fact, YOU are the reason that the whole world looks at proprtional Representation and screams OH HELL NO. You and the Klan and Hezbollah need to be brought to a small island in the subantarctic and we'll send the navy by in a year to pick up the survivor.

FARG YEW

/Deported to sweden
//Says he's not from there
 
2013-08-01 10:55:07 PM
So he's a spunky monkey.   Meh.
 
2013-08-01 11:05:20 PM
Ah, little ones... they blow up so quickly!
 
2013-08-01 11:41:39 PM

rubi_con_man: sheep snorter: he other day a bunch of hardcore Jewish men/boys/oys smashed bus windows as they were upset at how men and women could accidentally sit together.

You know I look at these schmucks, and you know they all have a sibling, uncle or cousin who dragged a shipping container into the middle of an olive grove in the dead of night in the west bank and erected a flagpole with an israeli flag. Then expecting that the army is gonna defend their tresspassing arses.

THESE are the Corksuckers who are screwing everything up.

These Iceholes who think they can fargin spit on people in public for disagreeing with them.

Look, buddy, you wanna live in a theocracy, and I understand that. In fact, YOU are the reason that the whole world looks at proprtional Representation and screams OH HELL NO. You and the Klan and Hezbollah need to be brought to a small island in the subantarctic and we'll send the navy by in a year to pick up the survivor.

FARG YEW

/Deported to sweden
//Says he's not from there


Those fargin' icehole sorvanabiatchinas.
 
2013-08-01 11:43:38 PM
The writer of that article is a jackoff.
 
2013-08-02 12:01:31 AM
That's jizzed nasty
 
2013-08-02 12:14:58 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
"I hate spunk!"
 
2013-08-02 12:20:36 AM
Huxley Anne Dannyboy approves.
 
2013-08-02 12:44:37 AM

PirateKing: Huxley Anne Dannyboy approves.


First thing I thought of when I read this. Jitterbug Perfume is Tom Robbins at his best.
 
2013-08-02 01:37:54 AM

Ed Grubermann: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 344x200]
"I hate spunk!"


I was hoping for this.
 
2013-08-02 11:53:47 AM
I thought "flogging the imam" was a sin...
 
2013-08-02 02:36:34 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Old story is old.

Part of me is wondering if they're just covering up that the wife is a whore and they don't want anyone honor killing her.


Ahmed, your sister, er, I mean, my sister, is pregnant.  Tell everybody you had your sperm smuggled out to impregnate her or she'll be killed.  They'll believe it.

Nasty arabs
 
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