If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CBS News)   Worst first date ever   (cbsnews.com) divider line 126
    More: Scary, Jennifer Rosoff  
•       •       •

21272 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2013 at 10:33 PM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



126 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-08-01 04:11:38 PM
Well that proves it for me: smoking kills.
 
2013-08-01 04:15:29 PM
She was really falling for him, too.
 
2013-08-01 04:17:28 PM
Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before
 
2013-08-01 04:19:32 PM

xynix: Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before


It also could have been a post coital smoke. Either way, he's not forgetting that date anytime soon.
 
2013-08-01 04:28:13 PM

xynix: Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before


Worst case of an erectile dysfunction EVER
 
2013-08-01 04:37:00 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: xynix: Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before

Worst case of an erectile dysfunction EVER


Where are the smart and funny buttons when you need them?
 
2013-08-01 04:37:06 PM
One way or another, the wood wasn't sturdy enough that night.
 
2013-08-01 04:59:06 PM
Her date told her that she probably shouldn't do it,

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-01 06:16:57 PM
Bet she was using an e-cigarette. That'll teach her.
 
2013-08-01 08:24:18 PM
The ones on the first floor where you can't throw yourself to your death escape are worse.
 
2013-08-01 09:20:01 PM

new_york_monty: xynix: Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before

It also could have been a post coital smoke.


He wasn't asleep.
 
2013-08-01 09:58:09 PM
Sounds like she saved him a good deal of trouble. She was:

- dumb
- a smoker
- a bad listener
- a smoker
- dumb
 
2013-08-01 10:15:38 PM
17th floor in NYC? Talk about first-world problems. Sheesh.
 
2013-08-01 10:34:43 PM
Was it rent controlled?
 
2013-08-01 10:37:35 PM
I don't know, I've had a couple of reallly bad first dates.
 
2013-08-01 10:37:36 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Was it rent controlled?


To shreds you say!
 
2013-08-01 10:38:31 PM
Well, so much for getting some pussy that night.
 
2013-08-01 10:40:02 PM
This is why you ALWAYS go Dutch on the first date.
 
2013-08-01 10:40:47 PM
mimg.ugo.com
What the hell's wrong with you? I told you smoking is bad for you, why don't you people listen to a doctor?
 
2013-08-01 10:40:52 PM
She said during the date that she wouldn't mind going down for him. This wasn't what he had in mind.
 
2013-08-01 10:42:29 PM
Helluva way to get out of giving a bj.
 
2013-08-01 10:42:34 PM

bdub77: Sounds like she saved him a good deal of trouble. She was:

- dumb
- a smoker
- a bad listener
- a smoker
- dumb


Maybe she dropped her lighter and went retrieve it.
 
2013-08-01 10:43:45 PM
How awful is he that she JUMPED TO HER DEATH in order to end a date? I mean, I turned a chick lezbo once, but she didn't see death as the only way out!
 
2013-08-01 10:43:59 PM
She was nervous of how to rid this loser from her appointment.  She went outside for a smoke to clear her head. Deep in thought she ironically thought of ways she could let him down gently.
 
2013-08-01 10:44:12 PM
Hey, he got laid AND he doesn't have to worry about calling the next day.

www.leasticoulddo.com
 
2013-08-01 10:45:11 PM
So she fell for the guy...
(puts on sunglasses)
...on the first date.

/YEAH!
 
2013-08-01 10:46:01 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Was it rent controlled?


Nice try, but it's long gone by now. The story was posted 7 hours ago.
 
2013-08-01 10:46:32 PM
SMOOOKE.
 
2013-08-01 10:47:04 PM
This writer always includes the important details. Don't forget to read his other stories: Brown-Haired Teenager shot to death by Police,  Local Dog Owner dies of Natural Causes at 103 and Mustached Man Trampled to Death at Concert
 
2013-08-01 10:48:05 PM
i1216.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 10:50:18 PM
call me cynical, but I'm highly doubtful that this was an actual first date. that just sounds like something someone added to the story to get it pushed to the top of the news-cycle.
 
2013-08-01 10:50:27 PM

marius2: I don't know, I've had a couple of reallly bad first dates.


This.

Dead? Not so bad.
 
2013-08-01 10:50:37 PM
Why was she stretching her leg on the balcony railing?  I was just reading this on the Daily Fail when it popped up on the main board. Weird.
 
2013-08-01 10:52:03 PM
Chapter Two, In Which Everybody Within 100 Yards Gets The Living shiat Sued Out Of Them.

I am curious what Dr. Neil Clarke Warren thinks.
 
2013-08-01 10:53:17 PM

bdub77: Sounds like she saved him a good deal of trouble. She was:

- dumb
- a smoker
- a bad listener
- a smoker
- dumb


That's a lot of redundancy in one 5 item list.
 
2013-08-01 10:53:19 PM

xynix: Sucks for him.. If he was there at 1am on a first date it meant he was getting laid. Oh well.. Better luck next time ole chap!

/never considered construction scaffolding to be a cock blocker before


35, first date, smoking on her balcony at 12:30am.  I'm sure I'll go to hell for my short story extrapolation but I think the last chapter went something like, "Let's go back to my room for a little boom boom."  After, they're on the balcony and she tells him she's not really on birth control and wants to get pregnant.  Tick tock on the bio-clock and all.  He panics, shoves her, balcony rail gives way.
 
2013-08-01 10:53:33 PM
Wow, check out her final Twitter entry today: "Uh-oh".... I am not kidding.

https://twitter.com/JenniferRosoff
 
2013-08-01 10:53:58 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
"I was the last person to sleep with her."
 
2013-08-01 10:55:37 PM

Farklee: Wow, check out her final Twitter entry today: "Uh-oh".... I am not kidding.

https://twitter.com/JenniferRosoff


lol..she tweeted as she fell?
 
2013-08-01 10:56:54 PM
The medical examiner will determine a cause of death.

I'm going to guess 'sudden deceleration'
 
2013-08-01 10:56:56 PM
Looks like that railing was made of papier mache. Anybody in construction know what it was really made of and why it might fail like that?
 
2013-08-01 10:56:57 PM
This is the worst first date ever.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/police-allege-idaho-man-solicit e d-men-craigslist-rape-wife-article-1.1116797
 
2013-08-01 10:58:17 PM
She made quite an impression.
 
2013-08-01 10:58:51 PM

qualtrough: Looks like that railing was made of papier mache. Anybody in construction know what it was really made of and why it might fail like that?


by the way the edges look torn, it looks like simple sheet metal folded to look like thick boxes. Like aluminum flashing.
 
2013-08-01 11:01:02 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: She made quite an impression.


I read that in Ron Burgundy's voice for some reason.
 
2013-08-01 11:01:54 PM
Still beats my senior prom. I couldn't find a balcony.
 
2013-08-01 11:06:08 PM
Does anyone really care how they leave? Just as long as you don't have to deal with her in the morning.
 
2013-08-01 11:08:24 PM
www.epiclol.com
 
2013-08-01 11:08:49 PM
Did he pushed her off?
 
2013-08-01 11:13:37 PM
I guess she won't be making breakfast.....
 
Displayed 50 of 126 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report