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(Hampton Roads)   Traffic Update: Asphalt truck overturns, snarling traffic. On the bright side, I-64 in Newport News paved in record time   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 19
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2013-08-01 03:45:37 PM
Until Doc Hudson makes him scrape it up and do it all over again.
 
2013-08-01 05:31:17 PM
I'm sorry, ass my fault.
 
2013-08-01 05:43:46 PM
I'm totally saving that "snarling traffic" line for the next time a circus truck overturns.

/None of you read that.
 
2013-08-01 05:53:44 PM
Maybe not repaved, but I'm sure the potholes in that stretch of the road were patched.
 
2013-08-01 06:08:06 PM
Egads, I've driven that section of road before. Why didn't they just spread it nice and evenly, let it dry and re-stripe it?
 
2013-08-01 06:34:59 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-01 06:42:14 PM

kd1s: Egads, I've driven that section of road before. Why didn't they just spread it nice and evenly, let it dry and re-stripe it?


I'm gonna drive it Eastbound Saturday morning, and Westbound on Sunday night, so I'm getting a kick etc.

It really farking needs repaving.
 
2013-08-01 06:44:55 PM
Subby here:

I may get that stretch this weekend (depending on tunnel traffic; other it's U.S. 460). When I pass that stretch I'll always remember that it got me a greenlight in Fark!
 
2013-08-01 07:16:51 PM
uh, yeah...my drive home this afternoon was not pleasant. While I do not have to go down this stretch of -64. the overflow seriously screwed up all other traffic.

The driver was apparently cited for "Failure to maintain control"
 
2013-08-01 07:18:49 PM
It was carrying asphalt sealant, not asphalt.  What a nightmare.
 
2013-08-01 07:27:03 PM

Catsaregreen: Subby here:

I may get that stretch this weekend (depending on tunnel traffic; other it's U.S. 460). When I pass that stretch I'll always remember that it got me a greenlight in Fark!


I'm a huge fan of 460E, and avoiding the Waverly PD. Nothing like dodging oncoming logging trucks!

Are you in Richmond? I'd say it's about time for a Penny Lane Fark Party.
 
2013-08-01 08:09:55 PM
As a VDOT consultant inspector that used to work in the Hampton Roads District... I'm getting a kick. etc. etc. etc.

Actually I am laughing my arse off right now, anyone know if it was a Branscome truck?
 
2013-08-01 08:16:06 PM

squrrelco3: As a VDOT consultant inspector that used to work in the Hampton Roads District... I'm getting a kick. etc. etc. etc.

Actually I am laughing my arse off right now, anyone know if it was a Branscome truck?


Probably J.B. Hunt. I swear those guys are tweaking 24/7.
 
2013-08-01 08:23:47 PM

dittybopper: Until Doc Hudson makes him scrape it up and do it all over again.


This is how you pave a road in record time:

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"Where'd the road go?"
 
2013-08-01 08:36:58 PM

fappomatic: Catsaregreen: Subby here:

I may get that stretch this weekend (depending on tunnel traffic; other it's U.S. 460). When I pass that stretch I'll always remember that it got me a greenlight in Fark!

I'm a huge fan of 460E, and avoiding the Waverly PD. Nothing like dodging oncoming logging trucks!

Are you in Richmond? I'd say it's about time for a Penny Lane Fark Party.


Virginia's long overdue for a Fark party. Just as long as it's not in Newport News.
 
2013-08-01 09:33:25 PM
Its funny because it takes them 3 years to do a single overpass in Newport News. Seriously. Had one started before I moved there, Didn't finish until after I moved away. 2 years later. Suppose it was going over 64 at that.
 
2013-08-02 12:06:25 AM

belhade: dittybopper: Until Doc Hudson makes him scrape it up and do it all over again.

This is how you pave a road in record time:

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"Where'd the road go?"


Dammit. Only 11 posts, I thought I had a shot.
 
2013-08-02 02:21:53 AM

morg: belhade: dittybopper: Until Doc Hudson makes him scrape it up and do it all over again.

This is how you pave a road in record time:

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"Where'd the road go?"

Dammit. Only 11 posts, I thought I had a shot.


Now I want to watch Eyewitness News...
 
2013-08-02 07:14:10 AM

Madman drummers bummers: fappomatic: Catsaregreen: Subby here:...

Are you in Richmond? I'd say it's about time for a Penny Lane Fark Party.

Virginia's long overdue for a Fark party. Just as long as it's not in Newport News.


Another vote for a Central Virginia Fark Party here.
 
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